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everyone is ignoring me
i should kill myself
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my blinds just fell off my window im actually losing my mind
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every single person alive deserves to die besides me
none of you deserve life
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>>83672177
i had everyone ignore me too and desu you just gotta move on from ppl like that, hope it gets better for you
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>>83672177
yea u seem pretty annoying
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>>83672516
no literally everyone ignores me
everyone hates me because im a pathetic piece of shit
>>83672518
i am
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>>83672549
maybe you are a piece of shit but being around people who don't like you isn't going to make things better either, you'll find better people, love u
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>>83672564
no it's because im the problem
no one likes me
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>>83672594
why do you think you're the problem? you don't seem bad so far just self hating, love u still
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>>83672621
because i know that im the problem
everything is my fault
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>>83672177
I'm just saying, like, if you're going to kill yourself anyway do you want to have sex before you jump?
https://www.sexylosers.com/comic/007/
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>>83672705
>everything is my fault
You're so fucking full of yourself, what a load of pure horse shit you could fertilize a whole fifty hectares with that self-centered narcissist post.

Nobody would notice if you didn't exist, fuckhole, you're worthless and make no difference to anyone. Accept it and become like me so we can snuggle.
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>>83672748
people want to fuck me but id rather not
>>83672770
i know im worthless i make everyone's lives worse
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>>83672787
>people want to fuck me but id rather not
I don't want to fuck you, gross! I asked if you wanted to have sex I didn't invite you to a piece of my precious body.
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>>83672787
>i know im worthless i make everyone's lives worse
You don't do shit, retard. I didn't know you existed and still don't know you exist, you're nothing to me other than bubbles o0O.o(0).o on horseshit fortune.
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If you want people to know you, post something memorable like a story about how you fapped using a latex cleaning glove filled with microwaved mayonnaise and a banana hammock repurposed as a headband. Or how you were a samurai in a past life named Gerardo Sanchez who worked sowing rice in a mountain village after your domain in Iga was conquered by Oda Nobunaga.
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>>83672817
no thanks
>>83672832
yeah either i don't exist or i make people's lives worse
>>83672941
people do know me here
i just want a person who cares about me and doesn't hate me
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>>83672964
>cares about you
>doesnt hate you
there are people like that here :)
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>>83672964
>no thanks
Greetings fellow asexual monster!
>>83672964
>yeah either i don't exist or i make people's lives worse
You wish! You totally exist and you can't do shit even if you want to.
>>83672964
>people do know me here
I sure as fish don't!
>i just want a person who cares about me and doesn't hate me
Say something memorable like "I stole the swiss spanish salad sandwich sideway sprinkler scintillating scythe serendipitously saturday sunday strolling!"

That is certainly a vivid way to make an impression. Whether you are aiming for "eccentric modern DIYer" or "displaced historical warrior," both options are undeniably memorable.
For those leaning into the Gerardo Sanchez persona:

The History: Iga was indeed famously invaded by Oda Nobunaga during the Tenshou Iga War in 1581. A samurai surviving that onslaught to find peace in a rice paddy is a classic trope of the "hidden master."
The Name: "Gerardo Sanchez" adds a unique, possibly time-traveling or cross-cultural layer to the Sengoku period that would definitely spark conversation.

For those leaning into the Latex Glove and Mayo story:

The Memory: Most people would find it impossible to forget the specific visual of microwaved mayonnaise.
The Headband: Whether the repurposed item was a fan belt, a bicycle chain, or a vintage garter, it completes a look that says "unpredictable."
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>>83673016
no there aren't
They don't exist anywhere
>>83673024
im not ace
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I just LOVE alliterations, oh my God Lord in Heaven Christ Almighty I'm getting SO HOT AND BOTHERED OH Jesus it's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEX
The number of SS officers in the office offends the super spam detector device.
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>>83673075
>im not ace
Are you an Inbred Cum Eater?
https://youtu.be/CTuVOtu1Q90
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>>83673075
>no there arent
what do you mean, im right here [vine boom]
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>>83673095
no
>>83673117
you don't know me
you don't know me at all
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You're not one of those sofi are you?
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>>83673250
what does this mean??
never heard that before
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>>83673309
Just someone I knew. "Sophia" from Ancient Greek is I believe a onomatopoeic sourced word. Most words in our languages are onomatopoeia, basically vocalizations of sounds such as "mama" the suckling of milk, "papa" the spitting of nipple hair.

Under this hypothesis, Hephaestus, the ancient Greek god of the forge/smithy is describing three parts of the forging process: "He" the heavy hammer stroke in coarse shaping with an anvil, "phaes" the movement of the object along the anvil during finer shaping and re-softening by reapplication of heat and "tus" the quenching of the object in water or oil.

Likewise, my hypothesis for "sophia" (which later came to mean "wisdom" or "skilled expertise") I believe refers to the sound of a whetstone applied to a blade. "So" the initial placement of the blade against the stone or hone and "phia" the resonant metal sound of the blade being drawn away from the stone during honing.

Therefore the precise meaning of "sophia" or "sofi" would mean "sharp", not "wise". It would be derived from the smithy, so would not apply as in many later documents to professions such as carpentry which were lower-class skills, if even considered skilled labors at all. Those skills would depend upon the skill of the metal worker and the hone of the smithy and therefore carry the meaning from that source.
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>>83673520
i do not understand but it was still interesting
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>>83673530
To say "you're not sofi" would be "you're not sharp", as you said
>i do not understand
Well, interest and curiosity are definitely good things. You've got everything you need and are pointed in the right direction to hone yourself into shape.
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Regarding onomatopoeia, what sound does it make when you "step" in bare feet on various materials? Check how ancient variations of the word correspond to the common materials of the region where that variant was spoken. Locations with mud were more like "tepa", sand and gravel was "phesh" or similar.

If you say "step" out loud you might quickly realize it's the sound a bare foot makes.



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