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Accidentally just made myself experience the biggest black-pill of my life...
I have an ""average"" dick that like 5.5inchs. I wanted to see what it would be like to have a big dick so I made a fake one out of stuffing a sock with dry rice and then positioning it inside compression briefs. I wore gray sweatpants and positioned it in such a way that it was visible and pronounced, yet not overt. Thought it would be sexy, and initially seeing what I'd look like with a big dick gave me confidence.
The problem is that it worked... Too well...
I walked around the mall all day and women DEFINITELY noticed, would look directly at it, then would look at me and smile. while walking around, I noticed women would linger around and position themselves differently in the aisle
This was all fun and games until I realized... This is what life would be like if I'd just been given a monster dong at birth... Even if I used this as a crutch to get women, the truth would inevitably be revealed when I finally showed her my hotdog.

I feel as if I've played myself by handing knowledge to myself that I should never have known...
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>>83672492
This is one of the more pathetic things I've read so far...
Jesus Christ, man get a grip
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>>83672492
that's just the new strategy retard. when you get them in bed and the lights are dim they wont feel a difference. 5.5 is great. use ur retyarded rice sock and score a date. fraudmaxxing works
>>83672589
ur mad cuz hes spitting facts why are u even on this board with that mindset normalfag
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>>83672631
>wont feel a difference
>anon doesn't know about foreplay
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>>83672631
>>83672492
This is the optimal, redpilled dating strategy: I hired my friend Tyrone to fuck all the girls I pull from dates. Bitches love sex I provide them and they're get wet from seeing just how big my little huge nigger friend is.
I've learned that being a loser is a choice.
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>>83674217
True. As people mature, they begin to realize that the reason people partake in the grind is to accumulate as many huge niggers in their possession as possible. The locked-in efforts of optimal managing the bmwm breeding plant.
The faustian master mentality, indomitable human spirit of ever-growing, ever-flowing nigger seed. The Jeffre Cantu-Ledesma superposition of many blacks breeding, all at the same time.
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>>83674279
what if you grandma discovered you've made that post?
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>>83674297
I'm his grandma, and, I must say, my little bambino is based as fuck.
I'm glad my grandson can make such good post that make cucks like you seethe just like his father did....



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