>be me>been talking with this girl on tinder, never seen each other irl>my tinder profile says I am 6'1>I am actually 5'7>most girls are 5'0-5'3 and can't tell the difference>casually asked how tall she is on the phone last night>"I'm 5'10 in flats, why?">"haha just wondering!">mfw our first date is this Saturday>mfw she says she's planning to wear heels so we can be the same height>mfw I've been looking online for shoe inserts that can give me +6 inchesIs there any hope or do I just kill myself?
>>83672921you're gonna need to bring all of your funko pops with you
>>83672921>>most girls are 5'0-5'3
Just come clean, just admit it straight up before the date. Maybe it will be seen as funny, either way OP, she will find out about your bullshit one way or the other. Looking for 6" shoe inserts is MENTAL, stop it. 2" is bad enough, you will look like a clown.
>>83672921BRO just abort at this point, she will eventually find out even if you are somehow able to fraud at this date, its going to be so embarrassing when she does find out and it will just have been a waste of time for you both
Fuck it get the inserts and report back, I was always too self-conscious that inserts would be visible because people could see my foot sitting unnaturally high in the shoe but if you can pull it off more power to you, fraud until the cows come home, fraud to your fucking grave, in your final hour then and only then on your deathbed do you take your shoes off and reveal to your 97 year old spouse that you gave her the ick all along
>>83672921Tell her you got into an accident and your spine compressed
Do manlets really? For real?
>>83673276I tell women I'm shorter than I really am. If they like me at 5'4 they'll love me at 5'6
