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Is it true that the number of guys a girl has sucked off is always twice the number she's fucked?
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>>83673427
>Twice
Real talk I dont think so, but only because women are lazy and selfish so just sucking of a guy they arent doing anything else with isn't worth it to them.
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>>83673427
37
in a row
>i have been muted for 2 seconds
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>>83673427
its true for me so maybe, i dont talk to other girls about this shit
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>>83673500
>there is girls that have sex on my board
this disgusts me. i wonder why
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>>83673526
wdymean
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you're delusional if you think ADULT WOMEN are keen on sucking dick
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>>83673526
>he thinks that's an actual female
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>>83673427
only while they're young then they only suck dick at gunpoint afterwards
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>>83673427
no, i don't think that's true
maybe when they were younger

t. actually talks to women
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>>83673544
No it's real, I even met up with her (me right)
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>>83673526
Kek. Imagine thinking it's an actual woman and not a troll larper
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i swear to god if you guys dont stop incelling out and ask me how many dicks ive sucked so i can say my stupid unfunny joke im actually ending it tonight
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>>83673567
How many pps did you suckle on
6 or 7?
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>>83673567
sigh
How many dicks have you sucked?
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>>83673584
two times zero is still zero!! haha!!
it would have been funny if the setup wasnt ruined. dammit
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>>83673595
Real number is whatever you say times three so how much is that
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>>83673611
heh... *rubs nose anime style* still zero..
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>>83673618
>Zero times 2 times 3
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>>83673546
It is crazy how women go from sucking dick for fun when they're in college to basically only doing it when the guy does all the chores in the house.

I think it coincides to women wanting to suck off men they find really appealing and sexually attractive, vs needing stimulation if he's even a 7/10
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>>83673647
why do they even want to suck dick, its like a guy just sitting there licking clit. Then walking off.
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>>83673711
because they want to be submissive for char
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kinda. i've done that for a lot of guys i never did anything more with, mostly because i often feel kinda bad when they take me out or buy me dinner/gifts despite me usually being able to tell pretty early on that i'm not really interested in seeing him again, so i guess a little guilt kinda builds up, and i still wanna make him feel good about his night/has fun and also its nice to make sure he was into me.
i've also just done it for friends before for similar reasons.

i don't really enjoy doing it outside of seeing their reactions though and making them happy, i've only enjoyed going down on like 2 of the men i've been with lol.
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>>83673786
>i still wanna make him feel good about his night/has fun and also its nice to make sure he was into me.
based and you should also do this when you break up with someone
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>>83673500
the more time i spend on r9k the more i am reminded that as much i love my gf, i respect myself too much to marry her because she had sex with 5 guys before me. and now i know she most likely sucked off way more than 5.
no hymen; no diamond.
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>>83673786
holy shit can we be friends femanon? pls pls pls, i am in desperate need of a blowjob
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>>83673427
Yes, always, 100% of the time. If you keep a female under observation until the exact moment a penis penetrates her and she immediately dies as soon as it happens, the past reconstructs itself to add twice as many blowjobs in her life history.
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>>83673786
pls if u live the uk add me on disc
taochenmaidek
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>>83673595
hey femanon
you looking for an ebf?
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>>83673711

Would you want to suck on some big titties? Exactly, women have the same feeling when they are with a guy they like
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>>83674725
thank you for asking! unfortunately i am incapable of being loved due to mental illness. even if we added each other i can pretty much guarantee i would ghost within a week or two, or you will wish i had eventually.
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>>83675922
I don't care about love and just want someone I can hug every so often, are you in or near Toronto?
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>>83675935
im so far i have no idea where toronto even is its completely irrelevant to my life and consciousness
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>>83675935
>trying to find love in toronto
grim, i believe drake ate all of it
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>>83675952
I'm not even looking for love just a hug but that is too much to ask for in this shithole.
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>>83675994
that's basically asking for love at this point. toronto is an affectionless wasteland. maybe try poetry nights at the central
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>>83675946
whereabouts are you then, if not near Toronto?
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>>83673427
i dated a girl for a year and she sucked my dick twice in the entire interim and she was very bad at. but i still had to eat her out every time or she got pissy

to answer your question, it depends. some bitches love sucking dick tho
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>>83673427
No, girls nowadays don't suck off most guys they fuck, it's an unnecessary effort for them.



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