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>be me
>porn addict
>get into tranny porn
>start to like the idea of fucking my ass
>buy a 6 inch dildo
>edge for 2 days in preparation
>put lube on dildo, fuck my ass, yada yada you get the point
>feels alright, kinda feels like im about to piss and shit at the same time
>heard thats normal, so i decide to carry on
>hand gets tired from fucking my ass after a while, decide to take it out and take a break
>look at my hand
>its literally covered in liquid shit
>look down
>liquid shit pouring out of my ass, thank god i put a towel down or it would be all over my bedsheets
>smells absolutely fucking vile
>go to the bathroom to wash my hands and clean the dildo immediately
>now currently laying in bed thinking about how disgusted i am with myself
i am never doing this shit ever again. you are all disgusting faggots. everyone and everything that led me to doing this, i want you dead. i want you to experience the worst, most painful death you can possible experience on this disgusting planet. fuck you.
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>>83674670
weird internalized cope op
>hate homosex
>are homosex
>shit yourself
>mad about it
lole
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Sounds like the problem was you not cleaning your ass.
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>gee i just shit on myself
>could it be my fault?
>no, it must be the homosexuals at work again
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>>83674674
>>83674678
>>83674685
see, look at you faggots. you all get turned on by literal shit. and then you try and rope other people into your disgusting fetish.
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>>83674693
nobody is getting turned on by this retard
LMAO
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>>83674685
110
275

>>83674674
Lol nailed it

A man who builds 1000 bridges is a bridge builder. A man who builds 1000 bridges and shits all over himself after fucking himself in the ass with a woman's sex toy one time is a shit-covered faggot.
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>>83674699
>faggots repeatedly fuck eachother in the ass and get shit all over their dicks
>im supposed to believe they dont get turned on by this
kill yourself retard.
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>>83674693
>be me
>shit and piss and fart all over myself
>ah dammit the homosexuals are lusting after my crusty cheeks again
>these fucking faggot freaks need to be killed by my two poopy hands
you did realize that gay people are more hygenic for a reason, right? why are you acting like you "get" gay culture when you're clearly playing tourist cause you've gooned your dick off
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>>83674708
yeah anon, i guess you're right. i guess i dont "get" "gay culture." i guess i dont "get" why faggots get turned on by shit. im sorry im not as much of a disgusting degenerate as you, i guess.
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>>83674670
why are you blaming others for your own mental weakness? have you tried not being a porn addicted faggot, it's not that difficult
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>Ohh boy! OP is an embarrassing retard!
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>>83674670
>everyone and everything that led me to doing this, i want you dead
Only you led yourself to do it because of your innately homosexual neurological configuration. Also what the fuck did you expect, shoving stuff up your ass will always be dirty. You probably also have a bad diet since you've got diarrhea.
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>>83674722
nobody's turned on by shit you incontinent weirdo. you fast or enema or lax + douche if ur gonna do anal like, every time. full stop. if you dont meet your basic obligations before starting doing a sex act you can't judge the act itself
>go on hike with no water
>spend the whole time thirsty
>you stupid fucking hikers like being thirsy all the time
no we're just not utterly retarded? like do you think 3% of the human population is turned on by poop thats literally fucking insane what is wrong with you.
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>>83674670
>edge for two days in preparation

you were just jerking off, there was no preparation. you are too retarded to be gay, sorry. hopefully it is not too late for you to make a pivot to sports.
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>>83674755
>>you stupid fucking hikers like being thirsy all the time
laughing so hard rn
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>>83674670
>Be gay tranny porn addict
>Ride a dildo
>Shit myself
>AAAAAAHHHHHHH! I BET THE FAGGOTS DID THIS!!1!
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Faggotry is only understandable when it's oral, everything else shall naturally cause some disgust.
That being sad, you should at least have cleaned your ass before doing it.
On the positive side, this trauma will give you a huge incentive to stop cooming and free yourself from pornography and reverse your sexuality back to normal, enjoy this opportunity.
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>>83674755
whatever makes you feel better about being a disgusting faggot. you're all trying to make me feel like im the one in the wrong for not liking something inherently disgusting and degenerate in nature. i guess the only good thing about this experience is that i realized how much i hate this place and how repulsive all of you really are. fuck you all. enjoy your shit covered aid dicks. im getting the fuck outta here and never looking back.
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>>83674807
yep, see you tomorrow closeted homosexual that shit themselves
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>>83674807
anon, this isn't an airport.

>t. fag
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You do it to yourself! You do!
And that's what really hurts...
You do it to yourself! It's true!
You and no-one else...
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>>83674807
you are addicted to porn. you've seen enough dicks going into assholes and coming out not covered in shit, to know something about your personal experience doesn't line up. your colon shouldn't have that much poop sloshing around in it in the first place, you need to fix your microbiome.
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>>83674807
later poopy man
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>>83674807
>Ashamed he did a big gay thing
>Anons shit on him for it (but not more than he's already shit on himself)
>"N-no, you're all the gay ones who are covered in shit!"
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trannies are the worst type of ''people'' out there, they're not even really people
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>>83674670
>I am a fucking retard and did a thing wrong and therefore people who do what I do are disgusting

Reminder that most people who attack someone are fucking retards ashamed of themselves
Every fucking time
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the loathsome dung eater is not representative of the gay community. you think you've hit rock bottom, but you're standing on a cliff.
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>>83674670
So...
You didn't clean your ass, like a retard
Now that you've shat all over yourself, like a retard
You are blaming everyone but yourself, like a retard
There is a lesson here you could be learning you know
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>>83674678
Don't even try to reason with him, he's the victim he has to be
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>>83674707
A dedicated homo will clean and douche. Maybe even have a special diet so this doesn't happen. You as an amateur homo shat yourself, and should stick to frotting.
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>>83674954
>A dedicated homo
a promo, if you will
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>>83674947
He's the victim of being a fucking dumbass
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>>83674977
A fucking promo
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Remember to consult your nearest promo before engaging in ass play
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I hate faggots too, but I don't blame then when I put stuff in my butt.
Buttplug does feel good thobeit
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>>83675098
>I hate faggots too, but I don't blame then when I put stuff in my butt.
kek
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>>83674674
literally fpbp
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>>83674670
maybe you need to eat more fiber



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