Would it be considered sexual harassment to send a girl a picture of a vervet monkey penis? I just want everyone to see this thing.
>>83674765That's one hell of a circumcision op, hope you are doing okay
>>83674765Is she blue-balling you or something?!?!>sexual harassmentDepends on your relationship and her sense of humor I guess?Have you seen how weird the dicks of ducks are? It's straight up resident evil shit. It's so weird that it's a spiral and it not being symmetrical like almost everything on the body (except internal organs I guess) fucks with me.
>>83674765That junk is comedy gold. Makes me wonder how the female counterpart looks like. Out of scientific curiosity, of course.
>>83674804clearly has a foreskin
>>83675405The reason why ducks have corkscrew dicks is even more fucked up than the corkscrew dicks. It's a penis exclusively evolved for rape.
>>83674765>you will never have cyan balls and a red tube around your dickIt's over.
Those balls are pretty cool looking. Wish mine were big and brightly colored. Racism would be even more fun. White men would be like 3% of the population and we'd be the only one who has hair colors, eye colors, and ball colors. Everyone else would call themselves people of color; but always hair, eyes, skin, and balls the same color of poop.Say reality got patched, what color balls would you pick for your person? I'm partial to red or orange, but if it's highlighter tones I'd probably go with fuschia. If glow in the dark is option then I'd go for cyan.
>>83675559The fuck? I thought it was for mating while airborne or something. Yuck.That's why I don't like dolphins. These fuckers may be smart but they also do gang rapes. Pengus are more wholesome and cute.
>>83675537More like a hindskin, shit looks barely attached to his dick
>>83674765I thought it was a sad blue chicken until I read the text
>>83675760Spiders got like eight pussies same as their eyes. Spideybro know she'll bite him as soon as he cums so out of spite make his pecker break off then excrete dick glue that permanently seals her pussy shut
>>83675799This sounds made up, source?
>>83675760Yeah female ducks have vaginas that are spirals and hard to penetrate because they kept getting raped and I pregnant by low quality ducks. So male ducks evolved explosive corkscrew dicks to impregnate them. Some fo them even have barns and spikes on them to push out the sprem of rival male ducks.Nature is really fucked. And it can go the other way too, like the female mantis fucking and eating the male.
>ywn have a sheathe like horse dicks>ywn have a prehensile penis like an elephantWhy even live, they have so much cooler dicks than us.
>>83675903Sharks have two dicks with barbs on them, I wish I had two dicks.
>>83675923Humans have pretty C or D tier dicks. All we have going is that our dickheads are shaped like a shovel to pull out other mens semen. Imagine your unique trait being evolved for cuckoldry. The absolute fucking state.
>>83675923There was a guy with two dicks but he had two small dicks iirc.
>>83675968Could he put them in ass and pussy at the same time? That would be incredibly based. The woman who you did that to would never leave you.
>>83675903I thought the selling point for horse was the flare
>>83675968He should marry her.
>>83675982No idea but I think the geometry / the angles are all wrong and one would constantly slip out between thrusts.
