Did you know that adopting a small mammal will increase your chances of getting a girlfriend by 15%?You should consider adopting a chinchilla, even if you don't get a gf you will still have a small fuzzy thing to cherish.
>>83675191how did you come up with that figure? And are you sure you dont have it backwards and having a gf increases your odds of owning a pet?
>>83675191These fuckers are cuddly and cute but also nocturnal and will make a ruckus each night. Also, mine did autofellatio, shit was awkward.
>>83675191>0.01 x 1.15Yeah no dice.
>>83675191why does this nigga's head look like that. megamind head ass
Dont get a pet if you dont love it pls
>>83675821>Also, mine did autofellatio, shit was awkward.laughed imaging you waking up and seeing your fucking tiny mouse creature sucking it's own cock
>>83675191>Did you know that adopting a small mammal will increase your chances of getting a girlfriend by 15%?Men drinking daily have 600% more chances for causla sex than non drinkers. I see pet loses here.
i will never have a girlfriend. it's just not gonna happen
that just means my best days are behind me, so the above post is still true you jackass
>>83675191Akshually, the math checks out. 15% increase means my odds became 1.15x whatever it was before, and 0 x 1.15 equals 0
>>83675191i want a bf who'll take care of pet rats with me
Chinchillas are so fucking cute. I want one but I heard they can be difficult to care for. When I go to the pet store I love how they just sit there like fat loads and stare into space. I got a hamster and he's fucking crazy. He's over a year old but spends hours every night doing pullups and getting ripped. He's incredible
>>83675191>chinchillarabbit*
