Everything online is just engagement farming now Nothing exists to be true funny or interesting it exists to be harvested First harvest bait the click Second harvest screenshot the reaction Third harvest metacommentary about the reaction to the reaction Infinite slop loopCommentary channels arent even people anymore its just LLMreadingLLM scripts reacting to other scripts Everyones pretending to have a take while clearly chasing CPM like its oxygen Every post is secretly a resume for ad revenueThe worst part is no one knows it No dystopian shock Its just pathetic A million broke wannabe influencers desperately milking the same dead cow praying the algorithm notices them for half a secondNothing feels real because nothing is real Its not a conversation its a marketplace where everyone is both the product and the unpaid intern Bleak Nah Just embarrassingThe worst part You goycattle niggers probably failed to notice this was written by an LLM as well even though it was incredibly obvious But anyway yeah the point is if you get enraged by the internet now youre probably a dumb fuck zoomiegroid being milked like the goycattle you are for ad revenue Maybe if we can make it a recurring discussion we can wake up the dumb fuck goycattle to the bullshit Everyone is getting paid to piss you off and collect their ad revenue Plus theyre probably shitskins from the third world Its like an unspoken rule
Be silent, Redditor.
Learn to use the key with the . on it
bite my shiny metal ass
>>83675287>I'm a shitskin from malaysia who lives off $100 a month in ad revenue and this is my post
>>83675308That's interesting. How's Malaysia?
>>83675302dumbass board wouldn't take my post saying it had non-ascii text so I ran it through some program to get it thru, not going to fuck around and find whatever apostrophe it was causing that issue. I'm on windows btw
>>83675323Can't type award
83675319>That's lnteresting. How's Malaysia?
>>83675323this happens to me on mobile when i try to use '
>>83675350Looking good today, Rajesh. Did you do something with your bindu?
>>83675275>The worst part is no one knows itI know it. I've been online since '96. I watch the internet mutate and change every few years.The shift to engagement bait wasn't even gradual. About a year into Twitter's existence, it was obvious people should not be using it. Assholes posting whatever they wanted to get a reaction. Except, people loved it. It was far and away the most popular type of post to reply to.People loved getting mad at an anonymous post clearly designed to make them mad (once upon a time it was bait or trolling). The people who monitor internet usage saw this statistic and they double and triple-downed on engagement bait. Which led us to this lowly, wretched point.I am shocked dystopia came so easily. Very very few people resist this, many just love it. This is their ideal life right here. Getting mad at some bullshit tweet that came from God knows where. All fake. All pointless. All designed to milk you like a cow while you stare a glowing screen and get fatter, slower, and easier to manipulate.
>>83675371llm slop >>83675369thanks for the bump
