tell me what would make you happy right now.
no more warsno more stealingevery country is prosperous
>>83675643$100k appearing in my savings, and some pussy.
>>83675643>tell me what would make you happy right now.quick extinction of the human race
>>83675643getting to lose my virginity to a woman then going to sleep with her in my arms and never waking up
>>83675643>happytrue unfiltered strong love. or to gain myself back. one or the other.
>>83675643>tell me what would make you happy right now.Fluffy fembot pussy on my face.
>>83675643a billion dollars.
>>83675643Getting shitfaced right nowDancing half-naked in the snow jamming out would be nice, but it's not snowing
>>83675643Uh a couple of things. Maybe a few million dollars so I can travel and help my family out. Getting my application from JET accepted instead of rejected :/ I do really feel like if I had a bunch of money I could be happy. I do not like the job I have and where I live. I feel stuck and I want out asap. Why do you care OP?
>>83675785>Why do you care OP?i just wanted to post the imafe to go with the bullet image i posted, this was the second thing that came to mind but the first time i made the thread i got timed out
a good two hour massage by a guy with a huge dick that i can ride afterward suddenly acquiring loads of money without issuesbeing invited to a 5stack and not being automatically relegated to support
A car, either owning one or getting run over by one.
>>83675643a few million USD
Having a gf/wife that genuinely desired and loved me.
to have a fren again
>>83676070I'll give you loads of money to ride my dick. Then you can play whatever lane you want.
>>83675643I just want to stop being a schizoidal weirdo, every problem in my life stems from my severe social anxiety and complete inability to socialize IRL or maintain any friendships (and I'm in my early 30s so this isn't just "teenage jitters" or w/e other excuse). I like people, generally, but I feel like my social battery only ever charges to 5% and I quickly reach the point of not having something to say, and feeling like I'm making useless "small talk" to keep my mouth (or theirs) jabbing, so things aren't awkward.
>>83676251she's in the other room playing guild wars 2. i tell myself and the board this as needed
>>83675643gf, friends, living forever until i want to die, perfect health,
>>83676247Friends are useless, people are generally not worth your time, especially women.
>>83676257i love her so much i can't stop thinking about her and it sucks so much, we'd be the happiest couple in the world but for whatever reason she can't be real in this world, perhaps i'll meet her one day somewhere else...
stacy wife, 500 billion, and be 7 ft were-hyena vampire
a message from my crush letting me know hes ok would give me enough happiness to last the rest of my life
>>83675643going to sleep and not waking up
>>83676265i had a dream that a girl gave me a blowjob once and the next day my mom made chili for dinner and the voice in my head was like "here's that person you ordered" and i felt bad for dreaming about it and couldn't eat chili with meat for a long time
>>83676270What makes you think he cares about you
>>83676270Why don't you just message you crush to see if they're okay.
>>83676275did i ever say he did?
>>83676281ive messaged him a handful of times to check in, dont wanna get into that story again tho
>>83676270check ur inbox bby ;)
>>83676296that reminds me, what happened to meatie?
>>83676283You must be really ugly then, step your game up, he's probably chatting up some stacy and you're out here fantasizing about him like a loser.
>>83675643Being born into a better, more fulfilling life in a different time period. This shit is ass.
>>83676311nah, im not ugly. its got nothing to do with looks, man
>>83676335Maybe you're just not fun to be around, if you've messaged him before and he doesn't respond then its time to move on, don't waste your time like that.
>>83676360is anyone genuinely fun to be around or is that just a lie you tell yourself to stay happy?
>>83675643Not asking such questions
>>83676395I used to have friends so yes, there are people that are genuinely fun to be around, I'm not one of them, but they exist.
>>83676416that's just the lie you tell yourself.
>>83676420Just because you're miserable doesn't mean everyone else is.
>>83676429just because someone puts me in a bad mood, it doesn't mean i'm always miserable. but you sound like the ultimate judge of who is fun and who isn't anyway
>>83676432I might as well be, because you come across as a miserable foid that does nothing but complain, maybe that's why he doesn't care about you.
>>83675643an autistic girlfriend that loves me
>>83676445you don't even know who you're replying to
>>83675643selfishly, a girlfriend that isn't crazy and loves. one that actually means she wants to be treated good and doesn't have much trauma and damage. she doesn't want to be raped and i don't have to be her daddy or enable whatever cuckoo shit is going on in her head. also money.unselfishly, a great ideological shift and reclassification of our current values.
>>83676492it might be a bit generic and normie but why is it selfish?
>>83676495>normie but why is it selfish?there are better things to wish for in a corrupt world. if i could help others in the process, why not?
>>83676544You don't owe the world anything.
>>83676544technically you're still helping the girl you end up loving, by loving her. and sometimes helping one person makes more of a difference than helping everyone
>>83675643godlike power
>>83675643>tell me what would make you happy right now.A big yummy cheeseburger, a vanilla shake and some fries.
>>83676550>You don't owe the world anything.by helping the world, i'm helping myself in the process. it makes the reward juicier. >>83676564>makes more of a difference than helping everyonei agree, but we are talking about wishes, if it was possible why not.
>>83676598>i agree, but we are talking about wishes, if it was possible why not.not necessarily wishes but yea
>>83676604>not necessarily wishes but yeaif the world was different, it would be easier to find a non crazy gf.
>>83676609just be Travis Kekleon bro
realistic things right now?not being sickgetting better physical fitnesssuccess at waging self improoving like actually learning stuffgaining even just one (1) real friend
>>83675643>My ex apologizes for all the lies she told me.>Someone new comes into my life and gives me a reason to love them as best I can.>My career takes a new direction and pays a lot better.>I find a nice, snuggly kitty cat who loves me in a garbage can or something and she immediately follows me home and has no major problems.>I get some new friends who I can hang out with and play d&d or do art with.>I get the time to work on my fantasy book.>I get some success on social media to the point where it supplements my income.>I meet a girl who really likes her asshole licked and fucked.
>>83676618>just be Travis Kekleon browhat are you talking about
>>83675643i could really go for some mcdonalds, some tasty fries, a double quarter punder with cheese, and a wawas caramel coffee shake thing that they sell. oh yeah that would make me pretty happy.
>>83676697it's funny how the gas station food is one of the best parts of america
>>83675643You know how some porn is called "lesbians gone wild"? I want to see them go agricultural, because its stupid
>>83675643not having to work tomorrow at all
If I could sleep. Insomnia sucks.
>>83677432i remember having fun maybe 5 hours ago but then everything got shitty and now i just want to sleep
>>83677436Damn what a coincidence. We have so much on common. What were you doing that was fun? Maybe do it again?
>>83677453i made this thread actually
>>83677458Nice. I don't know if I would call making a thread fun but I'm glad you had fun doing it. I played vidya and I can't sleep.
>>83675643if i could stop feeling like killing myself no matter what happens, good or bad
>>83675643Having enough money so that I never have to work again and can afford a house and a family. That's literally it.
>>83677635>wants a family>posts on 4sean2016 indeed
making this thread: >>83677896
>>83675643every large city gets nuked including the entirety of Israel
>>83677672I'm not sure what your point is. Most humans want a family. Humans also post on 4chan. There is some overlap between these two categories.
>>83678107you must be european or something since you don't view posting here as a shameful degenerate activity
500,000$ deposited into my bank account and a plane ticket to the East coast.I would literally get up, yank all my hard drives out of my PC, put them into a bag and then walk out of this house and never come back and just leave all my possessions since I have nothing of sentimental value and don't care anymore.Then I would just buy everything new and rebuild.
>>83675643big thick ethnic cock coming deep inside ny womb
>>83678173you can just call it dicknic, that way you get two cakes you can eat
>>83675643Enough money to purchase a home in my current city, enough money to furnish that home, and enough money to continue to pay taxes and utilities on that home for the foreseeable future.Nothing else would even come close to what this would give me.
>>83678212>Nothing else would even come close to what this would give me.kek, more time on 4chan of course
>>83678123I don't view posting here as a shameful degenerate activity because it's just an online forum. There's no inherent moral weight to posting here. If I were trolling people or shitposting or spamming tranny porn, then I would be ashamed.
>>83678220are you european though? because most people in north america accept 4chan as a morally bad thing, if they know what it is. europeans have plausible deniability because it's not even their culture. i also think you're bullshitting and fully know the moral weight of this place all things considered
>>83675643Money money money
>>83678233No, I'm in the U.S.>accept 4chan as a morally bad thingIt literally isn't, though. That's just something the mainstream media says to keep people away from /pol/ so they don't get redpilled. And I don't understand why you're still posting here if you think it's such an evil activity.
>>83678419>if i play dumb he will think i'm smart actuallyoriginal rightoid
>>83678424shut up, brainwashed cuck. worthless npcs like yourself are the last people to listen to.
>>83678447nigga i'm posting on 4chan why would you listen to me?
>>83675643i want a perfect bodyand a matching souli want them to noticewhen im not aroundi wish i was special
>>83678454I'm not listening to your bullshit, retard.
>>83678484that's actually radiohead lyrics. did you even go to college?
>>83676215I can be your fren
>>83678493ok that person is probably mean and stupid but they werent even replying to me
>>83678516because they're so disgusted by the radiohead lyrics
If my indie game sells well
>>83678539no one will care about your game and they will pretend it makes no sense
>>83678559I'll still have a finished game. You have nothing. You are a consumer, not a creator.
>>83678572i'm speaking from personal experience actually. you choose to hate me because you see others doing so. you're a follower, not a leader
>>83675643>tell me what would make you happy right now.having a dog
>>83676215Thanks to your image I was able to reverse image search and find an artist who's name I lost about 2 years ago.https://x.com/_onymkihttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/54973529/artworksI thought I'd never see their artwork again. Thank you anon, have a fantastic day.
>>83678532>more normie ass faggotrysod off
>>83678532>>83678687fuck, wrong anon catching strays. not for you.>>83678493you're a normie fagget. disgusting.
>>83678424So are you going to explain why you continue to post here if it's such an evil act? Or are you just going to keep seething indeicpherably?
>>83678778i'm straight worse than bob vylan my guy. absolutely vile asshole coming through. fully blackpilled and ready to crop dust my favorite restaurant
>>83678785Sounds like you've got some self-improvement to do, then.
>>83678816cop out reply. reply as many more times as you like
having norwood 1
Creating my catholic monastic order made only for incels.The reason? If you are already involuntary celibate you might as well take the vows and get access to heaven after a like of prayer and contemplation; but, everytime I speak about this with someone they just laugh at me.I just want to be a monk, with my own rule and my own order, is it too much to ask?
>>83675643I wish I had a hug from someone who loves me.
>>83679081>is it too much to ask?blud above you wants norwood 1 so no it's not too much to ask
>>83678823>I'm really fucked up, so therefore you are too>Nope>Reeeeeeee
>>83679101do you even like the new npc meme? or are you stuck on the old npc meme for some reason
Klonopins to sleep, smoke weed and relax onHalo ELO enhancement People to stop being mad about sexVacation to moms or New Orleans for cheeriness Extra money for new bed and weed and tobaccoExecution stays for meGood sex
>>83679106>do you even like the new npc memeDidn't even know there was one. Is it AI? I don't like AI slop.
A boyfriend (polish) to hunt truffles with, who truly loves me
