I just want a gf who likes facesitting and getting eaten out. Is this too much to ask?
>>83676014Me too, but vaginas often taste gross. I swear, women have the worst genital hygiene.
>>83676014>Is this too much to ask?Yes. Why would a woman want to be with a beta who does that?
>>83676024lol do you think vaginas are supposed to taste good because someone is hygienic?>>83676014you could probably secure such a bag by pussy hunting in the right places. unless you're a robot, in which case, redundant thread
>>83676024Wtf kinda women have you been with? Ive been with American and Brazilian women and have yet to taste a bad pussy.
Women only like being raped, and only by Chad.
>>83676032Vaginal yeast buildup has a lot to do with taste. Wash your pussy.>>83676035Maybe I've just been unlucky. I've only tasted one slightly good tasting vagina.
>>83676035I'm american and have had one or two that tasted bad. like that guy said, it has a lot to do with hygiene and maintenance.
>>83676051>Vaginal yeast buildup has a lot to do with taste. Wash your pussy.mate, no matter how clean you make it it's not gonna taste like candy, unless you rub candy on it, which you are free to do
>>83676105their diet has a lot to do with it. An alcoholic woman who eats a lot of red meat is gonna taste worse than a pescatarian woman who eats a lot of fruit.
>>83676105Yeah, tasting like candy is one thing. Tasting like battery acid is another. Bitches ravage their microbiomes with slop diets, drugs, and Dunkin.
>>83676113clarify for me why such a giga normie is even posting here and i will accept some vaginas are gross but none are good
>>83676128Because even losers can get pussy, friend. Well, handsome losers maybe.
>>83676132sounds like a reach. maybe you need to go eat the slop pussy and move on from this place, because you can after all
If it's salmon keep on slamminIf it's trout pull it out
>>83676137it gets more sour the longer it's been since they showered, too. after shower doesn't taste like much, but if it's been 5 days, it's gonna be SOUR.Also threadly reminder that men shower more than women do.
>>83676159>Also threadly reminder that men shower more than women do.yup, cuz of their hair
>>83676159Pussy T. Expert here with the vagina tidbits
>>83676172>yup, cuz of their hairyou don't need to wash your hair. You can always just wash your pussy instead
>>83676188Notice how I said their? Women are not orators of logic and reason. They think the entire vagina is a self cleaning orifice.
>>83676159This reminds me when I was playing with my buddy and he told me he hooked up with this chinese chick and he they went to 69 and he said her ass smelled absolutely foul. He swears that it smelled like she did not wash her ass ever and he immediately went to fucking so he could be done with it. Shits wild
>>83676014women dont like receiving oralt. expert
>>83676854That's the opposite of what an expert would say, lmao. Women secretly DEMAND oral in relationships, even moreso than men.Expert. Pff. Fucking expert over here. Women have a larger and more pleasurable surface area for the tongue to touch. If you're gently fingering her and rubbing her G-spot while you swirl her clit with your tongue she's going to cum.Anyway,
I think I would never let a moid eat me out because I have a brown pussy and my labia is an outie and moids only like pink pussy, not only like, they worship that shit
>>83677977>brown pussy>my labia is an outieWhat you point out as a deterrent actually have the opposite effect on me.You've just not met the right guy for that yet. We do exist.
>>83676014i just want a sweet bf who can eat my ass and pussy for hours while i play video games, unfortunately i hate men
>>83676014I'm straight but I hate that fucking grool that comes out of them
>>83676014this and she fart in my mouth make me eat her shit gas... white skin too
>>83678187I want to be a girl's personal pussylicker while she plays games and I also hate men.
>>83678846you're a man who hates men?>pussylickeryou dont lick ass?
>>83676014that's crazy no women are into that
My ideal relationship involves being chained under a desk and having a raw tongue
>>83678861>you're a man who hates men?Yes.>you dont lick ass?No, poop comes from there. I mean I like ass cheeks and could kiss the plenty, but don't want anything to do with the hole.
>>83678411whaaaat? its the hottest, pussy so juicy its leaking, lord have mercy
Yeah, thats my fantasy.I would like a girl who wants 95% of our sex to just be me eating her pussy or ass
