/r9k/ - Performed to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

01/16/26(Fri)01:42:20 No.83676556

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Anonymous 01/16/26(Fri)01:42:20 No.83676556 Archived

Performed to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by The Tokens.

In my bussi, my plusy bussi
A daddy cooms tonight
In my bussi, my fussy bussi
A daddy cooms tonight(ho-ho)

Wee-hee-hee-hee(A plippy-plap, a-plippy-plap, a-plippy-plap, a-plippy-plap)

Anonymous
01/16/26(Fri)02:04:42 No.83676641

Anonymous 01/16/26(Fri)02:04:42 No.83676641

I'm getting really tired of these threads where some 15 year old just opens up Grock and asks it what the worst possible thread he could make on /r9k at that very moment would be and then posts it.

Anonymous
01/16/26(Fri)02:42:07 No.83676813

Anonymous 01/16/26(Fri)02:42:07 No.83676813

>>83676641
Bros, I was thinking of it at work today and I couldn't wait to get home and share it with you. Does it really read as grok coded?

Anonymous
01/16/26(Fri)02:49:15 No.83676844

Anonymous 01/16/26(Fri)02:49:15 No.83676844

>>83676813
kek, I actually find this believable. Fellow public employee maybe, or some other kind of bullshit job?

Anonymous
01/16/26(Fri)02:53:27 No.83676857

Anonymous 01/16/26(Fri)02:53:27 No.83676857

>>83676813
no reasonable adult is making bussy jokes except maybe the Timmy/Cosmo meme

Anonymous
01/16/26(Fri)02:59:27 No.83676888

Anonymous 01/16/26(Fri)02:59:27 No.83676888

what's plusy?

Anonymous
01/16/26(Fri)03:17:08 No.83676957

Anonymous 01/16/26(Fri)03:17:08 No.83676957

>>83676844
It's a BS retail job honestly that I'm way too old for.

Anonymous
01/16/26(Fri)03:17:50 No.83676961

Anonymous 01/16/26(Fri)03:17:50 No.83676961

>>83676888
I meant to write "plushy".