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oh fuck oh fuck there she is! the girl of my dreams at the supermarket! erm..Im nervous..what should I say to her, anons?
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>>83676833
https://youtu.be/tw429JGL5zo
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>what should I say to her, anons?
"are you alone?"
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>>83676833
>hey do i know you from somewhere?
>you look really familiar, but i can't figure it out
and don't fumble after that
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strike this pose. if you care about details, pic the one that speaks to you the most. no words.
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>>83676833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NZNIZWwqxI&list=RD9NZNIZWwqxI&start_radio=1
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>>83676833
>"have you ever listened to electric wizard?"
>*scratches ass*
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>>83676833
Tell her she has nice shoes then whip out your cock with exactly that smile in your face and do the jorkin the peanus. 100% you get invited to some fancy cabaret for your legendary manners right after
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>>83677035
>they start chanting the chorus from dunwich
>YOU HAVE YOUR MOTHERS EYES
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>>83676833
Tell her "Her dress is ugly."
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>>83676833
>HEY BITCH IS THAT VIEW OF THE PRODUCE GREAT FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN AISLE? MOVE
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>>83676833
uhhhhhhhh,, so do you like banana?
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>>83676833
i saw a milf with the thicces ass ever i really wanted to talk to her but i have no clue what to say bros....
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>>83677505
>I also have have banana...in my pants...heh..



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