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>A borrower girl has invaded your home and is determined to annoy and bully you until you move out
Wat do?
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>>83677185
well i hope it's not another mouse at least
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>>83677185
I'd try to become friends with her, after all I'm way bigger and stronger
but it her attitude doesn't change I might try.. other methods
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>>83677246
Uhhh, what sort of 'other rmethods' anon?
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>>83677247
hard to really say
it'd depend on how annoying she was
Maybe I'd restrain her with tape and play with her a little, maybe compare her size to various objects..
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>>83677285
When you say objects you mean household objects right?
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>>83677297
of course, I'd see how well she fits in a glass or a jar, just because I could use it as a improvised timeout room whenever she acts too bratty
I'd see how big she it compared to my phone, see how well she fits in my palm and compare her with my.. finger s
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>>83677340
What's your long-term plan if her attitude never improves, keep her as some sort of nightstand jar pet?
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Tell her we can team up , she can move out or i can put her in a jar. Her call
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>>83677349
>your long-term plan
I don't have any
if her attitude stays the same I might end up just letting her go
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>>83677363
>>83677367
She'll probably try to call out the jar as a bluff...but after a day or two of it I'd imagine she'd come around...albeit still being on the impish and mischievous side.
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>>83677384
that's cute
I could give her treats for acting nice
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>>83677405
Will she enjoy the treats? Absolutely
Will she later decide to sneak into the treat container to steal some? Also yes

On the positive side if you're of the mind to cheat on exams or tests she'd absolutely help you out there too, and she'll always hide away for tickets to the movies or sports games so you're only paying for 1 ticket
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Fgsgfa
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>>83677185
Hire the desokupas
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>>83677185
So my question is, why is she doing this?
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>>83677185
short bursts in the microwave on the lowest setting
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>>83678943
She gets a kick out of messing with people
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>>83679968
but what if she gets hurt or threatened? won't the discourage her?
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>>83677185
I'd force to the ground and then step on her with my giant feet just enough to pin her down and make her uncomfortable. I'd keep applying pressure until she swore that she's stop annoying me and then I'd make her kiss my toes and beg for forgiveness.

Instead of asking me to release her though she'd beg me to crush her like the disgusting little bug she's always been and I'd apply more pressure until we both cum.
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>>83677185
Honestly would be pretty happy with it honestly its not any different from the voices in my head telling me to kill myself 24/7 I would feel a bit less lonely maybe make a little house for her and feed her if she really hates me she'll fuck off once she realizes I actually like having her around
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>>83680030
It depends on what your threatening her with
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>>83680403
I don't know.. maybe covering her in my cum when she's sleeping
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>tfw vore fetish
She just ended up in the worst possible home
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>>83680717
Based. Digest women alive into shit
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>>83677185
she has no idea the mental torture i go through daily. she has no idea what my idea of "bullying" looks like, should i ever return the favour. I'm at my wits end. I'm just so angry



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