You're response? Or are you not man enough for her?
it would be more believable bait if they didnt use a picture of a woman who is clearly olden than 45
>>83677555>34>Looks 44Sorry I'm looking for a young woman. Not a hag.
>>83677555>>83677572dont be naive, noway that woman is really 34they lie about their age the same way they lie with their makeup
I meet her requirements and would pass without a second thought. I'm a year older than her and would probably get mistaken for her son, she has to be lying about that age.
I swear these women are lying about their age.
>>83677555why did she pick on short guys twice? That's messed up
the hag is 60 years old
>>83677555imagine dating her if you make over $100kthat's why younger women exist
It is so funny when people try to lie about their age I'd immediately ask her how long she's been 34. She's 45 at the youngest and thinks everybody is retarded. The eyes are the biggest tell
>>83677655This. I meet all her standards but I date a younger Asian chick >>83677660It's genuinely hard to tell since some women with trash genetics who also spent there whole life boozing look 15 years older than they actually are. I have a sister who's younger than me and looks like this.
my sister got me grounded for gooning to her friends what the acual frig im so mad
>>83677555These sort of laundry list profiles are disqualifying, so swipe left, unmatch, etc.
>>83677555I meet all of those criteria. I'd make her keep her glasses on when we fuck, she's got that stepmom aesthetic down pat.
>22 miles awayyou need hinge my guy
>>8367781022 miles isn't that unreasonable for in the US. I drive over that just to get to work.
>>83677555The vaxx really did a number on her.
>>83677818just make her drive to you i guess
>>83677722how did she discover it?
>>83677555It's an AI generated ragebait. Look at the emojis.
>>83677555This has to be a satire account lol
Why would a human put no smoker and then no 420 friendly one right after the other, that is like the pinnacle of redundancy. If this person was smart, they would be insecure about being seen as redundant lol.what if you're a pot store owner in Vegas and make 10x what she does and you happen to smoke? does that still disqualify you?what if you're a renowned artist and you drag off doobies? even still?Is this a fucking Mormon or something?
>>83677555>that's a 34yo>THAT quotafoid is stealing a 100k joblol
>>83678030Some people just don't like weed, or alcohol. Maybe they have addicts in their family or just think it's a waste of money and don't like being around high or drunk people. You sound extremely insecure
>>83678047i sound insecure because I think putting "no smoking" and then "no smoking" right after that is redundant? wtf? why cant I go a single day without a retard responding to me with shit that makes zero fucking sense lmao.
>>83677555she's looking for someone to pay for her desired lifestyle.
>>83678080and desperate simps are lining up, look at this thread
>>83678086most of thread is making fun of her anon, not simping for her
>>83678092methinks the anons doth protest too much
>>83677572>looks 44I thought we were being honest here. 50 at best.
>>83678067No you sound insecure because you are trying to invent all these situations where she'd wanna date a pot smoker or be unreasonable for not doing so when that IS the fucking dealbreaker end of story I wouldn't care if a guy is rich I don't date smokers either. And weed and cigs are different many, MANY people do one but not the other
>>83677555I'm often on the local Double List site looking for girls who want to join a couple. A new one landed in the forum who is 55. And her add was 11 paragraphs of her expectations for a couple. I had to reach out to her and let her know that she's doing this wrong. First of all, no woman is in a position to have a laundry list of demands and expectations once she goes over 35+ years old.Second, in the unicorn game, you're not the prize ladies. You're competing for our attention. Not the other way around. My wife and I are in our 40's and would actually prefer to fuck women closer to us in age. But the problem is, they're all entitled cunts. We can take a 22 year old through a Wendy's drive through and she'd be ready to be the meat in a married couple sandwich.
>>83678112You keep using the wendys drivethrough analogy over and over like it means anything to anyone Yeah a busted ass 40's couple are totally the prize LOL
>>83678120>Yeah a busted ass 40's couple are totally the prize LOLYou sound like a resentful little shit. But either way, it's an exaggeration. One of our pets got to spend a week in a Las Vegas suite with us. Another one got to go on a concierge-level Caribbean cruise with us. That one actually was a live-in. She stayed with us for nearly two years as a free-use girl so we treated her right. We're not dropping that sort of luxury on a 40+ year old woman with more baggage than a fully loaded 747.And have fun knowing that whenever you do find a girl around your age willing to settle for your, there's a very good chance she spent some time getting spit roasted by a married couple old enough to be her parents lol.
>>83678016Even after you said this niggas are still falling for it. oh well.
>>83678016>>83678355I spend a ton of time on dating apps as mentioned here >>83678112 and I see ads like this all the time. Even if this one is totally fake, there are about 10,000 real ones out there just like it. Right down to the woman pretending to be 10 years younger than she obviously is.
>>83677555swipe left on obvious troll account lmaoyoung women are like that, not late 40s/50s+ women. ya'll aint that old yet so you don't realize how desperate single women are by that point.
>>83678391>young women are like that, not late 40s/50s+ womenI've had the opposite experience. Granted we're looking for unicorns so the game is somewhat different. But the young women just want to have fun. The older women have a ton of terms and conditions.
