What's the point of having a girlfriend if you can just buy a fleshlight cheap instead?
>>83678491What kind of meals does it cook you anon? How well does it keep your house clean. Only a real woman can do that
>>83678491If you let it soak in hot water it even imitates the intimacy of the warmness of flesh!
>>83678491this thread has "how does he answer his phone?" energy
>>83678491A fleshlight is actually too stimulating for me.>>83678498But anon....women dont do that
>>83678504No one understands your normie references bud
>>83678513well duh, ur underground robots
>>83678498>Women suddenly rambling on about cooking and cleaning because they're threatened by a silicon pussy
I have 7 fleshlights, I use about 5 of them and they all feel slightly different on my dick. It's important to get one with a pattern that fits your length and to a lesser degree your girth. If you don't know which one to get then get the Stoya, your knees will buckle if you are a virgin, easily worth 100$. I enjoy the tight penetration feeling the most and the "glop glop" slippery sound.
What's the point of a fleshlight when you can just jerk off instead? Sex toys are too much hassle and they're not gonna give me children.
>>83678491Got 3 of themTo much hassle to clean after useI just jerk off with my hand instead
>>83678567body shaking orgasms is what we (me) want here
>>83678567Because it gives a wildly different sensation than your hand, it's wet and gooey and you are penetrating something fleshy with your dick which makes your mind think it's having teh pussy/anal sex, which leads to stronger orgasms.
>>83678578>>83678579Maybe if you fap for pleasureI fap out of habit and the small dopamine hit
Ideally a girlfriend is actually somewhat of a friend as well. A friend you can (again speaking ideally) also have sex with. Meanwhile a hunk of plastic is not your friend. It is a inanimate object. A masturbation aid and nothing more. A better question to ask is what is the point of going to a prostitute if you can just buy a masterbation aid instead.
>>83678578The best orgasms I ever had were cumming inside a woman. >>83678579Whatever floats your goat ig.
>>83678579throw in vr into the mix and foids can all die out
>>83678592>Maybe if you fap for pleasureIt's bizarre to me that there are people who don't?Like are you ok dude?Do you not love yourself?
>>83678498>cookhire a personal chef >cleanhire a housekeeper
>>83678605WTF, but I wuz told men and foids are at war
>>83678605Not everyone wants friends...
>>83678592yeah i fap for pleasure because that gives dopaminesame reason scratching something itching gives you dopaminei dont want fucking love from porn? wtf?
>>83678491A Fleshlight can't give me the validation I never got as a child.
>>83678491A girlfriend is cute and cuddles with you after sex. A Fleshlight has you standing next to a sink cleaning it with the full effect of post nut clarity going on.
>>83678491You lose minerals when you fap.
>>83678491Using one of these does feel good, but I need so much more than just sex.
>>83678621>Like are you ok dude?no>Do you not love yourself?no
>>83678714Sorry to hear that dude. Hopefully there are better times ahead for you.
>>83678649And you wouldn't if you were with a gf?
>>83678491>>83678524I'm surprised women haven't gotten around to banning all male sex toys yet
>>83678649Eat a single forkful of any kind of meat, there - replenished. This particular myth has to be the dumbest nofap propaganda.
>>83678645True, but only very briefly as it is very easy and quick to clean compared to other devices like onaholes. A fleshlight has a single complete tunnel so everything rinses right out.
>>83678800because only the lowest value of men prefer them over real women so why would they care lmao?
>>83678957u forget ur replying to those same low value men
>>83678953what's better?
now i can't post in chasergen with my dick in my hand
>>83678957"Prefer" is the wrong term. It's a choice, a option. It's easy, drama-free and consistently satisfying to use a fleshlight, imagine if we could say the same thing about using foids.
I think about getting a fleshlight sometimes but I honestly don't think I could handle it. The post-nut clarity would probably make me kill myself. I already feel extremely shameful after I jerk off normally, that feeling would probably be 10 times worse with a fleshlight. I just want to have sex with a woman normally.
>>83678970>it's a choiceand again, the only people choosing a fleshlight are the ones who cant have real sex in the first place
>>83678983I can have sex. I know chubby bald manlets who have gfs and wives (tho the gfs/wives look like landwhales). It's just that because I'm not Chad, I can only have sex if I become a provider for a sub5 roastie, who will maybe give me starfish sex once a week. If the only sex I can get is shit sex, I'd much rather keep my money, freedom and sanity and become a coomer. That's what brainlets like you don't realize. There's a big difference between what Chad can get and what the bottom 80% of men can get. Mediocre sex with a woman who isn't attractive is actually worse than cooming, while also costing a lot more.
>>83678983Not true, that's as silly as saying that only people who are not in a relationship jerk off/shlick. You think only sadfuck perma-single humans jerk off?
>>83679052no it's not silly dumbass. you can jerk off in a relationship and still not CHOOSE to jerk off over real sex. please use ur brain
>>83678498dude women suck at cleaning lmao
>>83678491The fleshlight can't do this
>>83679063Are you retarded? You have no data at all backing up your claim that fleshlight owners are unable to have sex. It's a stupid assumption. You can CHOOSE to both use a fleshlight on monday and then CHOOSE to fuck some skank/your GF on wednesday.
>>83679107no are YOU retarded, the discussion was about PICKING A FLESHLIGHT OVER A GF, not alternating between the two. choosing to replace one with another, fucking hell dont try to argue if you dont even know the topic of argument
>>83679088Can a 3dpd woman?
>>83679122Ok, so you have autism.>"the only people choosing a fleshlight are the ones who cant have real sex in the first place"Moving the goalposts is a time-honored tradition. OF COURSE people use BOTH you mongoloid.
>>83678957>>83678983>only the lowest value of men prefer them over real womenWomen say the same thing about porn and prostitutes yet they seethe about that all day long and try to criminalize it. If it doesn't matter and if it doesn't threaten women's status, why do they care so much?The majority of women are rotating between fucking a small % of promiscuous men who'll pump and dump these women as if they're worthless garbage. Instead of shaming average men for having a harder time getting sex than women (who simply have to exist to get sex), maybe call out those who are destroying the dating market and creating a dysfunctional order for almost everybody?
Ive been saying this for a while. The modern women just doesnt measure up anymore. They've become obsolete. Doordash and roomba is all you need to replace them entirely.
>>83679069And how good are you at cleaning incel?
>>83678491social status and bragging rights from what i've seen.
