>>83679811
Shaving feels way better and makes my cock look bigger. Makes jerking off feel less gross and more fun. I can just cum and precum everywhere without worrying about getting it out of pubes.

>>83679811
>decide to shave dick
>electric razor chokes on the pubes
>time to go manual
>start on the shaft for unknown reasons
>blood everywhere
>ok this is fine
>move to the pubes
>razor chokes on the pubes
>still bleeding
>kind of turning me on
>erection makes me bleed more
>mashing razor into bloody pubes hoping for anything
>looks like I have mange
>sis knocking on door asking to use bathroom
>blood fucking everywhere fuck
>tell her to fuck off
>tells me to stop fapping
>trying to clean up
>can't
>give up
>open door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>no but seriously she thought I was cutting myself
>tells mom
>get my razors taken away
>I'm fucking 35 years old
>have not shaved in 8 months now
>still can't grow a beard

>>83679833
feels. i shaved my dick at my mate's house using his razor because we were going to timmies to meet some girls

>>83679839
just reading it hurts
btw if your pubes are super thick then cut them with just scissors are first and then pull out the electric razor

>>83679833
OP here.
When I tugged it the hairs were always getting caught in my grip. It was getting annoying. But my woman doesn't need to shave. I really don't care.

>>83679811
>>83679833
When I shave the skin of my cock and balls feels so nice and soft, I keep touching it just to enjoy the texture.

>>83679839
pretty gross story but I lol'd

>>83679833
gross i hope you told him you used his razor

>>83679811
>shave pubes
>feels smooth for a few hours
>next day
>feels like sandpaper because it started to grow back
>genuinely painful if penits is in wrong position
>sometimes hair follicles become ingrown
Nobody sees it so I just trim anyways.

>>83679839
Classic content.

Excellent.

Well done.

>>83679811
just trimmed 2 days ago, it does make it look nicer for sure.

>>83679839
You need to play into it. Tell your sister you wouldn't be bothering with it if she was your practice girlfriend.