>tried to be Chad>failed
>>83679894>2 wall of text repliesSo... Win?
>>83679894>giving you two long replies instead of a brief fuck off or just ignoring youIt's working, keep going. Any attention is good attention.
>>83679894>just thought you might want to have some fun is all
>>83679894You can't talk with 43yo single mother hag the way you do with 19 year olds, shocker.
>>83679894Meanwhile Chad>hmu n suk muh dik bich
>>83679894if you're not chad why would you even attempt this
>he thought the twitter memes would work for him specifically and aren't just a ruse to make the participants seem cool and trendy
>>83679894And then you hit her with the>how do you know its not how i talk to my mom?And watch the legendary trolling unfold
>>83679894Falling for that shit test OP?
>>83679894Ngl thats fucking funny. You were awake at 6:40am and she waited an entire day to respond. God damn nigga get yo rep up, i'll see u in the gym
>>83679894Honestly, the benefit of this is you don't waste time. Imagine talking for days and then asking out on a date only to say she's not feeling it yet. This cuts straight to the shit, since if there's any hope of success, she'll probably say yes to this type of thing.If not, it's a waste of time anyway.
>>83679894This is why people tell you to "just bee yourself" because it's preferable to this.
>>83679894unrelated but I want a jock stud to flirt with my mom and tease me about it, maybe even throat his cock while he's on the phone with her
>>83679894She did the memeL O N D O NO NDON
>>83680004Any way we can make that work?
>>83679894*you'redesu
>>83680014maybe, if it were the right guy
>>83679894chad also fails anonhe just picks the 2 in 300 that reply positively and show you that
>>83679894Even if I wanted this if a guy texted me that I would bail. At least have some level of pretense like coming over to watch a movie dude
>>83680006Based /fit/ meme
>>83680070well maybe I am. Problem is I don't have much social media presence.
>>83679921There is no better way to talk to them actually
>>83679894Tell her your mom would hit him up since she's divorced
>>83679939>how do you know its not how i talk to my mom?OP this is a winner trust me. Leave her on read for an hour then send
>>83680153then, when asked, go on a nonchalant tangent about how you and mom were a thing and let her shock simmer for a while and wait for her to ponder if it's due to you being really hot and charming.
>>83679894Chad fails too. He just fails more often. This is the part where you say "ok bye" and leave on to the next one. Getting discouraged because you got rejected once isnt even remotely close to Chad behaviour. You also need to look like Chad btw
>>83679894Yeah retard you need to have Chads face and height first.
>>83680103>woman being straightforward challenge: impossible
>>83680153Im urging OP to do this
>>83680215too bad it's not op's screenshot. That shit is clearly an iphone 7 or something and filename doesn't seem legit.
>>83679894>my mom was a respectable woman though
>>83680224It is my screenshot but it's from 6 years ago, some girl I met in a shared Uber, the following screenshot is pretty lame though
>>83680197>Chad fails too. He just fails more often.Ugh, not necessarily. Or even at all.>>83680153She has potential.My approach would be different though. Plus, nonchalant is my default of course.But that not being the case is one of main problems of our dear incels.>>83680224Fuck. But I wrote this already, so here we go!
>>83680269>in a shared Uberhow'd you approach her for her number? What did she look like?
>>83680269>from 6 years agohow many dick she took since thenhow many dicks she rejected since thenand you are still hung up on hertop kek
>>83679894Lmao get dabbed on nerd
>>83680269honestly based way to deal with that shitthat woman sounds miserable as hell
>>83679894"Instead of coming over and making out, why don't you come over and I'll help pull that stick out of your ass."
>>83681725Damn this made me laugh out loud
>>83680209When it comes to sex/sexual tension being too straightforward without it being in person is typically not going to go well
>London>MomYou people are retarded.
>>83679917>>83680153>>83680270Shit tests are when they say annoying pointless shit but still give you what you want. When you are told to fuck off or they are fighting you on even basic shit that's not a shit test, she's clocked you as a beta in her mind and the aggressive narcissist mode clown world has made possible has kicked in. Women will argue with men they have no interest in and then summon chad to try to assault you. There isn't a subtext being played here.
>>83681749My last gf convinced me to get with her by texting me I could hit it raw. I had rejected all her advances before then.
>>83681776>loser>pathetic
>>83679894>why not just say you're not interested from the beginning?
>>83680269>can't read the roomAnon, please.
>>83681776Kek London was her name, she was texting me her name
>>83681779>>83680270 hereI don't get shit tested. As, if this was a possibility, I would already have made a grave mistake, being around a low quality woman.
