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William the 1st AKA William the Conqueror-edish
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>>83680412
Phwoar gotten up me X

Had a wet dreamington
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>>83680412
keeping 'nadians awake until you wake up again edish
what do you think about the t chase de lids?
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I am a 33 year old virgin.
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>>83680430
I have not watched normal TV in years lad, but I did enjoy the chase.
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I am a 25 year old sex-haver.
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I am Turkish.
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im an a 35 year old stinki boi (clothes didnt dry properly shall change soonish)
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>>83680437
i am in a similar boat and all i'll say is you only get one bladder so use it while you can.
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>>83680501
di..did you fuck a bladder?
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>>83680497
what happened lad?

my drier is basically my wardrobe at this point. i fear moths.
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Going to Turkey to get hair plugs and veneers lads
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>>83680551
the tumble dryer doesn't work properly and i don't have a garden so i have to dry my clothes on a clothes horse inside which is normally fine but i must have done to much or it was to cold because they just didn't dry as i wanted. god my life is boring
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Not been around these parts in a while. What ever happend to that fat seaside man you guys all used to goon over?
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going to turkey to eat it
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>>83680542
yes, my bladder has been thoroughly FUCKED
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accept cooldown britfeel. you're trying to proc endgame buffs before it's time
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Got a shit load of beer in the fridge and no desire to drink it. Been there for weeks
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me? just had a bath, well comfy now ta x
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Foid rectum
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>spliff: smoked
>Tacos: consumed
>Firefly: under surveillance
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>>83680588
captured by Trump. location currently unknown, it not right desu
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>Paramount spent 6-10 million doll hairs per episode for Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.
>first episode got livestreamed entirely for free
>peak viewership was just over 1300

LLLLLMMMMAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Fucking dead franchise confirmed. They deserve it the cunts.
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>>83680686
That is funny. It's a shame that every franchise is just being murdered and then the having corpse abused until the fans can't even enjoy the originals.
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imagine some parallel-universe version of you, who'd had the best standards of nutrition and upbringing as a child. genetically you, just better.
imagine being him.
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i dont have to imagine lad
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>>83680707
I WILL MURDER YOU
c'mere you symmetrical little git
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Corrrrrr just 'membered I had Ben and Jerry's cookie dough in the freezer. Lads we are living it UP
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Having a Crunchie ice cream as I fantasise about tucking a snake spirit.
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now where is the hopeful escapist future?

is it Avatar? i think they're trying to make it a whole 'world' like Star Trek.
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>>83680767
There is none, people can't comprehend a way our situation will get better. Is sad.
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>>83680686
Oh God. What a shame. Nuntrek is crap though. Wish they would spend the money remastering DS9 and VOY into 4K like they did with TNG and just sell the blu rays, that would be more profitable than whatever they are doing now.
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Can't even approach a woman these days without being arrested.
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too many snake synchronicities IMO.
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God what I wouldn't give to have sex with Veronica from fallout NV. When I was doing the quests for the brotherhood of steel and her companion quest all I could think about was having sec with her. We had to explore an abandoned vault and we could have fucked in there like crazy. Don't care if the character is gay. I'd make her straight by fucking her constantly.
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>>83680799
It was probably Abood or VideoGameWarlord
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>>83680824
Wouldn't mind shagging Moira from Fallout 3 myself.
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Just got from wooty training now having a wuppa. Fancy getting in a munchie box tonight. Might as well x
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>>83680799
in the evil spooky future it will be
>Man arrested BEFORE approaching a woman then following her in York suburb
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>>83680792
My man, TNG remasters didn't make them any money at all and the process was painstaking due to all the effects. I'd love a remaster of DS9 and Voyager as well but I don't think it's ever gonna happen.
>>83680852
For me it's Piper from Fallout 4.

Lids, me Australian package is already due to be delivered on Monday. Pretty fucking quick turnaround. I wasn't expecting to get it until February tbqh.
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The Ruth stuff has been going on for three and a half years now. Time really does fly by.
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>>83680870
footy code word for noncing paedo lad?
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>>83680870
What are you training for?
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>>83680870
Just ordered a pizzza and wrap, oh aye x
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>>83680843
Very brown sounding names to me.
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>>83680911
he'll be playing for england in the world cup of course
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>>83680893
Corrrr remember when people actually thought he was English?
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For me, it's Piper
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>>83680925
Abood is definitely brown, VideoGameWarlord is a white man.
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>>83680916

Get in there lid. We all deserve a little now and then in life x
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>>83680911
He plays football with a bunch of mongs lol. I mean literally a bunch of mentally disableds, he's probably the best one there, since he fakes having a disability to get money.
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helper is a confirmed paedophile and all who defend him are nonce protectors
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>>83680872
A scary future for Britain indeed.
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>>83680958
>since he fakes having a disability to get money.

Not for long lad :-P a brown envelope will be with him very soon :-D
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Only went and got another scratchcard didn't I. Last one for this week. Cutting it right down I am.
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he's training in the new lads, Bend It Like Beckham style
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>>83680958
>Welper is a retard
>Welper isn't a retard

Schrodingers retard
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>>83680974
Very based. I wonder if we'll get a meltdown or he'll try to hide it.
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>>83680987
He's already said recently he'd deny it, I wouldn't be surprised if he's had the letter already. That's why he's off the booze, saving his pennies as he'll need them when bennies are stopped
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>>83680985
I've never said he's a retard. He's very functional and intelligent and could get a job any time he wants.
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>>83680985
He's a retard in that he's a fucking dumb loser, but he's not technically clinically mentally retarded (nor does he have any other clinical disability).
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>hyphen gimmick

but will it last?
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>>83681007
a-l-r-i-g-h-t there sean lad?
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>>83681005
He's a parasite to society and needs gassing.
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choon posting hours is it sir?
may even partake in a jig myself, it is the weekend is it not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsE9iXoXB6s
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spastic mongboy.
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>>83680911
>>83680958
>he's probably the best one there
He is
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>>83681031
Yep, I agree, a useless eater.
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I will never work because the police notes arrests without any conviction on the DBS check. It's over for me.
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>>83680958
>>83681046
HHL scores on legit retards than brags about it here
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Another 2 squid win. Pays for the next one though so get in.
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>>83681052
But didn't you stalk or rape a girl or something? You don't get that stuff on your file for no reason.
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>>83681052
Timpson's often hire people with criminal records, don't think they have any branches in Turkey though
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>>83681102
It doesn't matter what it was. If you never get convicted it shouldn't go on the DBS...but it does. I'll just have to claim disability for the rest of my life.
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>>83681094
This was the goalkeeper
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>>83681116
I don't have a fucking criminal record. That's the fucking point. Fuck the DBS. I may as well start being a criminal.
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A single person scoring seven goals in a football match is just admitting that you're not really playing football, you're in sports therapy.
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Fuck my life it's Friday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
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>>83681015
nah i'm that wonky lad wot's on that ket

>>83681052
not right, request a None Recorded.
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>>83681142
You stalked a poor lass and wouldn't leave her alone. Potential employers need to know that.
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That's a hard 24.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/young-mum-swindled-30000-dementia-33227520
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>>83681136
bragging about scoring against some spacker... grim.
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>>83681159
They will disclose other info because they hate me "wasting" their time.
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>>83681136
Their gk is actually cross-eyed
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>>83681178
hahahahahah proper spacker club that is hahahahah sean is a fucking freak.
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>>83681162
No not at all. They just didn't want me night walking and women feeling "scared" when I start my street photography.
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>>83681178
He got that retard strength though
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>>83681178

Spastic FC
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>>83681195
Holy cope. You were creeping around at night taking pictures of women and you scared them.
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>>83681195
Why take photos of women at night?
If you use a flash, they'll see you and if you don't you can't see owt in the photo.
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>>83681178
What kind of disability does the lad on the right have?
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>>83681212
That's not really a crime. The world isn't just for women. I should be allowed to take photos in public.
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You couldn't run around for 90 minutes lmao
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>>83681253
Can you give me any tips. The perf photos I take of women in public never turn out well, but I'm always worried about getting caught so they're with bad angles and blurred
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That's the Munchie box ordered. It Friday x

Fresh start tomorrows.
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Everyone of those lads is in better condition than you
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>>83681262
neither does spastic FC lad in the north east ability counts league
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>>83681262
I actually ran a half marathon once
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mongboy fc
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Our Helper lad has swapped alcoholism and drugs for gambling.
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>>83681270
I don't do that. I just like to bait the police and waste their time (as they waste my time too). They think arresting me deters me. The process is the punishment.
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Only normies play sports. I haven't left my house for 8 years. Normiefags need to get out my safe space.
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>>83681297
>once
lmfao
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>>>/p/

don't mind me, just re-reminding myself that 4chan has a photography board.

nowt wrong with photography. it a ART, even.
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>>83681311
>I haven't left my house

You mean your parents house, right?
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>>83681331
Taking pictures of women in public without their permission is not art.
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>>83681346
Uhhh yes it is mate
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>>83681339
Well, yes but it will be mine one day when they're gone. Though if I'm being honest I'll probably just kill myself when they die because I'll be too anxious to deal with bills, maintenance ect... I can't even answer the door when there's a delivery.
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I want a shag, but getting an escort makes me nervous just thinking about it. Gonna have to get the ex on a flight over.
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At this point, she's having a gap life. Lazy woman with rich parents. How exactly does this cow contribute to society?
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>>83681350
what is this new HelperLore?
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>>83681357
Do you have an example of your "art" then
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>He has hundreds of photos of Sean saved on his computer
LOL
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It the early morning (2am) in Wareham. Seaside getting a little exercise in as currently he's too fat and slow to really outrun any significant amount of crackheads then he off to bed. He want to find a proper new house but he got to get prepared for such a venture. Beers and bacon for breakfast when he goes to bed.
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>>83681382
40 year old single mothers on tattle life SEETHING, it lush x
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>>83681299
>size of that trophy
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>>83681178
he's called "hawk eye" his cross eyes grant him vision beyond that of a mortal man
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>>83681395
No lad it's mine and it's private. Make your own art.
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Remember when Ruby bragged about getting her own cottage at 18? Funny how that video is nowhere to be seen on her channel these days. Privileged little brat that doesn't want adult responsibilities.

>>83681405
Can't blame them to be honest. Ruby would end up the same way if she wasn't born to wealthy parents. She'd kill herself if she had to do an honest day's work at the assembly line.
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>>83681429
I've tried it just never turns out well. That's why I need tips.
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>>83681405
Meanwhile you are simping for a youtube roastie with a freak mutant "scary movie" thumb on a message board with 5 incels in their 30s. Nice one big lad
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Ewwwwww mate
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>>83681350
One of seans spacker pals?
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>>83681346
It could be considered street photography but the intent dictates whether it is street photography or stalking/harassment. In this case it's neither because he's never done it, but if he were to what he dreams of the intent would make it stalking/harassment, not art.
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Rather be 40 year old single mum than a smelly incel or a bitch with a toe as a thumb
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>>83681478
ex gf had thumbs like this
KEKAROOOOO
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>>83681478
Wtf ewwwwww she's like Robin Ince
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>>83681399
You're fuming and it is LUSH x
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>>83681405
Imagine simping for this you fucking ugly mong lmao x
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>>83681473
Imagine shagging her with your neet loser cock.
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Why the fuck should I work? I was born in this shit country, expected to slave and never get laid, travel etc. Fuck that. I take your taxes just like the single "stay at home" mums on bennies. fuck being a slave. women can start doing the shit jobs for once.
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>>83681178
Couldn't they at least get Big Baz a pair of footie boots
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Imagine paying 20p for big mac sauce. They're fucking having a laugh aren't they?
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>>83681489
It's called clubbed thumb
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Fuck sake he misread his stupid watch wrong and he slept through the afternoon. Now he got to be up all night learning how to hotwire cars and change their headlights as he not sleepy. He garn neck some sleeping pills later on and get some proper sleep then it off to hunt out more beer and bacon. He feel a little safer now he has some boards on the windows and curtains up on all of them, won't be giving the crackheads any opportunity.
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>Murderer's thumb - also called shovel thumb, toe thumb, Dutch thumb, hammer thumb, stub thumb, and potter's thumb
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Munchie box arrived and it's lush x
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>>83681589
pre noncing meal paedoboy?
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>>83681589
Greedy to eat all that. You'll end up with your teeth all grey.
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>>83681575
If I was in charge we'd remove that from the gene pool.
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>>83681589
I'm jelly lad giz a bit
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>>83681589
PHWOOOOOAAAAAR and he fucking means LUSH x
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>>83681589
That is too much food for one person you greedy bastard. And it's night time, not dinner time.
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>>83681589
enjoy it while it lasts little lad. that brown letter is coming soon and you have to read what it says
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Laura is probably sucking off her boyfriend right now.
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>>83681541
>order your stuff
>get to the last window
>"alri mate can i get some of that big mac sauce"
>they just give you the big mac sauce
Sauce has always been like this at maccys
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>>83681646
She's had cum in her mouth so many times. Whenever you see a young woman, she's had cum in her mouth, and penises down her throat.
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>>83681611

I'll leave ya a few chippy wippies lid.

>>83681617

Whatever is leftover will be necked tomorrows.
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>>83681589
corrr
wagies tucking into a pot noodle half boiled in their own piss cause they can't afford hot water x
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>>83681657
Seems like a good idea. Will tell mum to do that next time. They always forget the sauces when you specify them in the app thing.
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Seaside eating good, a whole roasted cabbage with lots of corned beef and tomato paste. It lush, it filling. He got that hearty appetite trait so he get hungry extra quick.
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>>83681677
Don't tell me you've been paying for sauce all this time lad
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we definitely need a zomboid server
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all i need is this bad boy i'm necking right now.

>250ml milk
>two scoops Slimfast
>three (3) coffee cubes

it doesn't look like much, but i have SOLVED food.
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>>83681589
Phwoar lid
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Actually trembling with rage right now. HelperLad should NOT be allowed to enjoy big takeaways. I work my arse off and can't even afford to order out.
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>>83681720
It's not right. This cannot last. He's building up a very big karmic debt which will come back to haunt him.
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had to throw my pot noodle away in rage. It's not right Helper is eating as good as he is, I can barely afford heating.
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>>83681720
Why do you go on anon everynight and post this shit? Are you really that sad? Put the trip back on.
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>>83681720
Haha wagie scum you are lower than shit x
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>>83681745
Cope on slave cunt x
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Corr fancy getting in a webab now HHL style.
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>>83681698
The normal sauces are free thankfully.
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>>83681720
Frank Grimes arc.
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>>83681754
You're seething that much you're samefagging lad, proper trogladyte behaviour.
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>>83681771
it's not a new thing he does this every night
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>>83681759

Go for it lid. You only live once x
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what does /pol/ think of HHL? it's not a board i tend to visit tbhaiche.

was surprised about Tilde on /int/. just assumed they'd hold her in higher esteem.
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>>83681815
They think of Josh more... and he's a proxynonce.. so...
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Corr am well stuffed nows. Too much scran for one person x
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>>83681830
Corrrr not joshy la x
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>>83681720
I don't understand the "takeaway is a luxury" meme. It's mostly eaten by poor people and is bad for you. Why are people jealous of this?
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>>83681859
It's expensive. If you eat takeaways regularly then 2 things are happening:
1. You are wasting your money
2. You have money to waste
It's point 2 which is annoying when people on benefits who never work are eating takeaways every night.
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I know one thing for certain. Josh would spark spackerboy out.
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>>83681815
he's a well respected member of /chug/
keeps both sides in the loop
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we got them herbal wuppas on time
oh aye x
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>>83681815
There's a lot of failed britpol personalities who crawled over here after being rejected there. HHL aka SGA, Shippy, Lollers, Chika all tried and failed to make it on pol first
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If I never had me hidden disability I would have worked all me life
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>>83681915
Chika the gay paedo who is afraid of racists and sexists tried to make it on /pol/ first?
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>>83681928
Chika was a full blown unironic MAGA citizen of Kekistan type of lad in 2017. Pipe down and check the lorechives next time.
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>>83681945
Really? What the hell happened to him? Too many dicks up the butt and the parasites changed his personality?
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>>83681915
cor. still mad to me there's this "/pol/-first" approach to 4chan now rather than everyone crapping up /b/.

FUCK politics and FUCK anime, that's what i say.
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>>83680412
how do i get weed as a friendless sperg, need something to replace alcohol with
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>>83681962
Yeah back when he namefagged. He is now "post-political".
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>>83681262
have run multiple marathons. ran the last one in 3h8. training for one in March at the moment where I'm aiming for sub 3.
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>>83682002
He's always been a paedo then. Maybe that was the most important thing for him.
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>>83681898
Been nicking teabags from posh hotels again?
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>>83681815
he failed on britpol and has failed here, he's a loser
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>>83682002
corrr to think he was just a spry young man off to university, full of hopes and dreams.

there's some teenager lurking, right now: you, this is your future.
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>>83681986
You can actually just buy it on the clearnet these days. Best way to find it is by checking trust pilot reviews, as they tend to be genuine. Think I found one by searching bud UK or something like that.
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LAST scratchcard of the week. Cutting it right downs after this.
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>>83682036
He's king of spacker football. Show some respect.
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>>83682045
This is trump territory and you better get used to it x
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>>83682033
no, I have a job. which means I can buy things I like. it's class x
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>>83682077
Wow chika was based before. Now he's a gay whiny fag.
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>>83682073
doubt the spackers want to associate with him either to be honest
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>>83680980
>Only went and got another scratchcard didn't I. Last one for this week. Cutting it right down I am.
>>83682052
>LAST scratchcard of the week. Cutting it right downs after this.
You swapped one addiction for another.
You aren't winning the lottery. You need to wise up to the letter you received from the DWP. There won't be a magical rescue.
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I want to stab myself in the neck
I could end this shit right now
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>>83682091
>letter you received from the DWP
He's under investigation and it's LUSH x
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Might get on that scratchcard grind HHL style.
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>>83682077
yeah we all said stupid shit on 4chan when we were teenagers. thankfully most of my posts are gone forever (r-right?)

/p/ link earlier got me lurking, saw >>>/p/4442110
actually pretty cool. are 'dollfags' a thing? need a qrd from Crosslad/Lollers/someone.
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>>83681879
I've been on benefits since 2011 and consistently the more money I have, the less takeaways I eat. I started on 220 a month and I remember buying 3 quid chicken and chips almost every day. Now I'm on 740 a month I buy fresh groceries and cook it regularly.
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Won fuck all on that scratchcard. Never mind they can't all be winners. Garn grind some Fortnite for a bit nows x
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Only poorfags cook. I order a slave to deliver it to my lair.
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The poorest thing you can do is eat goyslop delivered by an African.
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BURN EVERYTHING
LIKE GASOLINE
BURN EVERYTHING
OH, BURN EVERYTHING
I JUST CAN'T CHANGE
BURN EVERYTHING
BURN EVERYTHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0
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I've decided. I want to put my big willy in a little woman.
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>>83682242
Costs more money than cooking though? I have deliveroo plus gold. Guessing you can't afford it?
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I got that on time guarantee. 5 quid credit if they're a millisecond late. Poorfags chopping onions lmao x
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had homemade pesto with pasta for me din dins. it was lush. tastes so much better than the muck you get out of jars
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spackerboy getting sanctioned?
LUSH x
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>>83682153
This isn't as pathetic as collecting other posters posts in screenhots and pictures of them.
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anxiety been killing me, gonnae wean myself off the waffeine and go for the decaf woffee and woft drinks
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>>83682282
Can't even afford jars lol. Scrounger x
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ffs just made myself two sosij and bean melts from farmfoods and they're WANK. not even close to the iceland ones.
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Some people here have never even seen a horse vagina in person.
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anyone here ever lived in or been to America?

i know it's a big place, but aren't they all chummy about religion? might be nice way to frendsmaxx.
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>>83682333
picrel sean lad?
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>>83682305
what are you on about lad? I bought the ingredients and made the pesto myself because it is 4x more lush than a shitty jar
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>>83682327
and i SHOULDN'T HAVE TO.

does worry me the way lasses talk about dogs sometimes. that's not a 'thing' like a dildo, it's a dog, EVERYONE IS HAVING SEX WITH DOGS
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>>83682355
Lol poorfag cope x
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Thinking bout them scratchcards me x
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>>83682377
Only women. Men aren't really into that.
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>>83682377
Lad, please don't come near my dog, he's innocent.
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I smell like a woman and I'm feeling dandy
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>>83682405
Next scratchcard could be the one de lid
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>>83682078
Well I was suggesting you were frequenting posh hotels so that's quite nice in the first place. Enjoy lad, for me it's teapigs camomile. I just like the pyramid bags that pg tips gave up on because they're pussies.
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PaedoBoy the UK PAEDO
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>>83682449

We all scratchgrind in life x
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Seaside finally get a lick of rest. The last day he's been hard at work clearing out the area of crackheads. He give them a taste of his fucking hammer alright he'll fucking kill ya. Wareham is still dangerous but he's no longer as anxious as he was before, he even get some planks and some nails so he can start barricading up the new gaffe he broke into. He been filling the cupboards with food and he'll cook some dinner soon with lots of butter.
Turning off infection and making zombie attacks deadlier was definitely the best choice in this run, the crackheads can still kill you very easily but I'm not having my run ended because some crawler scratched my shin and gave me a death sentence.
He wish he had a gun and some ammo but he's happy with his hammer and spear at the moment.
His biggest need right now is scratch cards, once this apocalypse blows over he wants to be quids in and that would be lush!
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>>83682485
>His biggest need right now is scratch cards, once this apocalypse blows over he wants to be quids in and that would be lush!

Are you basing this off me in real time?
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>>83682518
https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Scratch_Ticket

This a Seaside World de lid.
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>>83682528
>https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Scratch_Ticket

Lush that x
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>>83682518
I'll send you some scratch cards if you like
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>>83682518
HelperLad did you forget that the entire world is a computer game you're in?

p.s. check ur post ;)
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Paedoboy and his brown DWP letter it's LUSH
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don't really understand why you lot seem so obsessed with him
you can just post on /brit/ if you want a place free from him because he's clearly not affected
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>>83682678
Upset little lad?
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Wooze? No thanks m8 got me wanta worange here and it's lush x
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Might spunk some coin on this and get liminal in beddingtons tonight. Cba for Fortnite x

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2453060/Dreamcore/
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>>83682678
nice try, but i won't be going to one of those forrin boards.

just served a 3-day ban from /tg/. lad was saying Harry Potter doesn't have a consistent magic system. i gave him what-for.
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>>83682752
you weren't even an alcoholic to begin with de lad. you just love attention
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>you weren't even an alcoholic to begin with

Never claimed I was. It was always trolls who called me an alcoholic. My problem was binge drinking when I did drink not constant daily drinking Makaveli style.
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>>83682934
You are an alcoholic lad. Trolls are claiming otherwise.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt2eUjGKFAA

sloptube mash-up of some DVD extras shite
but i wonder where where that 'Eunice' is now and whether she's still a she.
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>>83682934
HelperLad the Yanklass' bitchman
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>>83682902
i felt attacked by this, and it wasn't aimed at me. (t. alcoholic, maybe a narcissist? must investigate further.)

>>83682934
>>83682939
HelperLad you can call yourself whatever but at the end of the day the body doesn't NEED the wooze and you are a healthier person without it.

gets boring though.
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>>83682934
Paedoboy better watch your back
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>>83682972
>HelperLad you can call yourself whatever but at the end of the day the body doesn't NEED the wooze and you are a healthier person without it.

True lid. 13 days no wooze today. Last ciggy wiggy was 5 weeks ago. We making them positive changes in life x
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That roastie from earlier is probably off getting her hole filled now
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also known as cost cutting because his bennies are embargoed
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i disagree with HelperLad's views but i consider him a friend because he is a friendly person.

he is just a troubled man (almost wrote 'young') and that's that. want him, you'll have to come through me.
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Ice cold Stella would be lovely right now though
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>>83683072
I'll penetrate him through you
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>smackhead mate from Manchester is sending me pics of his lines

Rather him than me x
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>>83683044
fuckin ell didn't know you were on the baccy. good job getting off it, nasty stuff.

we thwart r demons. one day at a time x
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>>83683138

Only smoked when I drank and even then it wasn't everytime I drank just now and then but yeah it's another nasty wabit I don't need in life x
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>>83683180
Any vices or addictions you don't have at this point?
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Haven't smoked in about 10 minutes me
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Feel quite tired nows garn watch some YouTubes in beddingtons til I fall asleeps. Waking up with a hangover in the morning might be you but it not for me.
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>>83683214

Fresh start tomorrows lid.
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You may be sober, Helper, but you're still an alcoholic. I don't say that as an insult, it's merely a fact. I've watched you binge drink yourself into a stupor for years in between bouts of sobriety. I think you just have an addictive personality, lid. I'm the same. That's why I quit the demon drink completely though I still feel it in the back of my mind all the time.
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>>83683231
Good little laddy. Have you ever thought about getting on that cummies grind?
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>>83683057
Same as SSM. Every time he's cutting it right down it's because he's got no money
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Still be a nonce though won't you lad?
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>>83683241

Demon drink ruining lives on the reg. When I watch Billy Moore's videos and he speaks to the homeless people almost all of them having a drinking problem. Then the demon drink leads to other wrugs and it's all downhill from there. It's mental that it's even legal when you think about it.
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>>83683296
The one addiction he can never quit. Those tiny bodies don't quit so neither can he.
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>>83683241
this. this is why i call myself an 'alcoholic' even though i don't drink.

might sound all hoity-toity or summat but I AM AN ALCOHOLIC that doesn't go away just because there's no wooze. you could have a peanut allergy your whole life and happen to never encounter peanuts.
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>>83683339
Exactly, lid. I know I'm just one beer from going off the fucking rails again so I try my hardest just to abstain. My problem was I'd never stop at one. Easily could drink a 20 pack of 440ml beer over the course of an evening and continue the entire next day in a blackout haze. Then the days with the fear afterwards. Coming home from the pub with strange bruises and cuts is never good either.
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>>83683354
I'm drunk now, and yeah, I'm an alcoholic. It would be nice to stop, but it's not gonna happen.
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Anyone done Portal Advanced? (yes from 19 years ago)

How the fuck you do this? Am I just too old? I can't believe it's a speed puzzle, I'm surely missing something...
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>>83683452
OK so I looked it up. Fuck this. I did know the solution, and it is a skill issue. My solution was right, I need to fire a portal on a small target at the right millisecond moment while in free fall between two ceiling/floor portals, which is what I've been trying to do. Fuck this, I'm out.
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>>83683339
>My problem was I'd never stop at one.
iktf. once had a Canadian flatmate who said we should all 'grab a beer' and get to know each other and he literally only had ONE BEER THE WHOLE NIGHT. A FUCKING 330ML BOTTLE. LAD WE'RE ON OUR THIRD PINT WHAT ARE YOU EVEN PLAYING AT SON??

>>83683376
it can happen, happened to me.

>>83683452
what is this? just more portal puzzles?
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>>83683527
link there meant for >>83683354

fuck knows what's going on i said i'm an alcoholic who's not drinking i did NOT claim to be sober from all drugs.

>>83683504
that does sound tedious tbqh. i played the two-player mode of Portal 2 with a friend once, there were a couple of times we found alternative solutions to puzzles and they'd clearly scripted in some fixed solution.

let me cheese puzzles with my nonsense, don't use invisible walls or scripts for your epic set pieces. BUT don't RELY on people doing some hyper-specific technique, that's just annoying.
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Spaffed just now phwoarrrrr X
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>>83683452
>>83683589
I did it... it took me about 30 minutes. It's so dumb. I just had to fall through this floor/ceiling portal forever and spam another portal in the hopes it hit a target that I can't even see due to how fast I'm falling.

The original Portal game is amazing, but I never did the advanced puzzles. I didn't know they would be that dumb, but I guess old games did have stuff like that in them.

I prefer difficulty from trying to figure things out, like in the Talos Principle or the Witness, not difficulty where I instantly know the solution but can't do it.
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>>83683615
i wish i had a cap i could put on the old spaffer. and that stays on until you TELL ME YOUR DREAM.
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>>83683644
you've probably followed the same route of random puzzle games as me, but give Baba Is You a try, if you haven't already. a clever little game, some of the levels are ingenious and you ALWAYS have all the information in front of you.
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mustard mogs ketchup
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80% of playing SeasideZOMBOID is hiding in my house, reading magazines and books. It's the nineties so it's the time when SeasideMARK at his peak, he love the nineties.
Keeping a comfy domestic life the is going to be the key to survive the crackheadogeddon. As long as he got foods, television, some music and audiobooks and some purpose I'm sure SeasideMARK can push through. All the house is boarded up and barricaded, there only one way in or out and the local neighbourhood is relatively cleared. He won't rest till he can push his way through to Sandford Lane.
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youtube kicked me off didnt even notice if anyone was there this is where im at.

will try again tommorow maybe a different streaming service

but we turned 15usd to 60 something USD in shitcoin casino tonight, just do the same tommorow right, easy! of course kek
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Do you know any professional criminals?
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How do you know if you are in love?
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>>83684243
It's subjective. Every different soul that you may love could invoke an entirely different feeling boiling down to you and them. Love is unpredictable.
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>>83684231
yeah. thought about bringing this up when lads were going on about how drug dealing must work.

i know/knew a coke dealer. BUT he gave it all up, so don't bother going after him. he got away with it all.
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>>83684277
But how can one tell the difference between love, lust and infatuation?
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I think I am genuinely falling in love with a fat autistic girl with glasses lads. Just madness. My mind is besotted.
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>>83684369
do you think she can lose weight?
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>>83684380
Yeah but I do not really care about that. She is not obese just chubby and short and built like small door. Blonde long hair and thick glasses. Extremely intelligent but nerdy and shy with a history of self harming issues. I am fucking obsessed for some reason.
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>>83681668
I doubt she's had a pathetic small ones in her gob. I expect she's a really difficult woman to satisfy sexually.
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wears eva6
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Imagine having a girlfriend born in 2006. She's lush.
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>>83684447
anon those mazdabluds come with alarms
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>>83684457
I don't care. It must be heaven to have a girl like that on your willy.
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>>83684400
this is very sweet. i hope she can shed her weight, both for yous as a potential couple, and for herself.
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Capitalism controls and ensures men are slaves. It has convinced women that if a man is not earning an above average wage that he is not worthy of sex and a relationship. You never see a woman settle for a dosser or low paid warehouse wagie. Meanwhile you have men in careers dating single "stay at home mums" because dating is a fucking joke.

There is no point bothering to work at this point because there's no relationship for low status men. I don't work just to be alone. Let men and entitled women pay taxes towards mental health disability to keep men like me from lashing out. Only men that can get sex should be slaves.
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And if the government makes me homeless one day, the first pretty women I see will be very unlucky. Free will means I am in control.
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>>83684400
Fuck you and your desperate standards. You don't see women dating out of shape men. Chubby women should fucking be alone like us men.
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You think I am just going to work some shit job that women would never do? It's not just about that but the fact is you're still a fucking loser man if you work that shit job to a woman. No fuck giving a shit about working. I will just continue to rinse your taxes through mental health disability reasons. I cost the state less than a caged man or single mum. I don't fucking give a shit. You will pay for economically inactive men like me society. Why should I work, be miserable and not have all the fun in life? Do you honestly think women would put up with most mundane jobs that men have to do? Fuck slaving. Fucking giving a shit.
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every day, in the early hours of the morning.

he's like some lad coming round with newsletters. all the latest screeds on women and work.
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i remember reading about an exhibit some place where they had some sort of lab-grown or simulated neuron where they supposedly had it constantly receiving a pain signal
i suppose if that thing is truly able to experience, then its existence would be close to hell since all it knows is pain and has no knowledge that it one day will end
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You tell me why I should do some dead end job to "improve" my life. I'd be more miserable and alone. I'd have no better life than I do now. I won't afford to go on holiday ever or have a relationship. There's really no incentive.
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alright. i'm thinking a whole fuckin britfeel movie. you're gonna have to show me your diller or whatever bongs call a dick
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Spaffed to the gfberg's newest material again X

Phwoar innit
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>>83684898
we prefer the term willard
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>>83684616
Lad you are a virgin. I have had sex before. I just love her I think. I just love her. Hard to explain.
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Came hard again me X

>Page eight

Shall be letting the breadington die also
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>>83685770
ever thought about putting all the energy you put into masturbating into getting a job instead?
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Page nine is it X

Buh-bye breadingtons
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fresh weekend edish please x
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>>83684369
hello fellow wops pill taker
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murning de lats x
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where is everyone? I'm bored (but thankfully not lonely nor depressed)
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>>83686018
They asleep lad. Saturday morning is for staying in bed. Think its about time for me to get up and start shuffling about tho
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Okay, okay universe I'm awake I guess. Yes, fine, I will spend the next ten hours gooning to bnwo porn, if you insist!
It always a good day above ground de lids x
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>>83686116
Why not look for a job instead?
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>>83686124
I have a job lad, it's the weekend lmao
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>>83680412
Moar like, willyman the cocklover.
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Men and women that met for the fisrt time last night are waking up together this morning ;_;
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>>83686199
damned comulators and their rumpy pumpy
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bike has a flat tyre
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>>83686199
I woke up next to my wife of eight years, desperate to fondle her body and take her in a fit of passion, but knowing that if I did she would push me away and whine something like 'no, not right now I'm still sleepy' or whatever.
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not bothered about sex
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>>83686229
Why is your wife 8 year old noncer
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enjoying a very excellent cup of tea
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i say cup but it is in fact in a mug
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>>83686229
Sorry to hear that lad, that constant refusal really does just break you after a while, had it with an ex gf and I was just miserable and angry and sexually frustrated all the time.
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>>83686263
Yep, broken is a good way to describe how I feel desu. Like you try and try and try and when it always ends in nothing you, realistically, start to think what's the point?
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>>83686224
Fugg that sucks. You going to throw it out and look for a new bike?
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>>83686281
shall be going down to halfords to see if they have a inner tyre thats fits, it not i'll buy one off the internet and take the bus, i have a dull life
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>>83686275
Are you a sproglad? Often the case where women just give up on sex entirely after that which I guess in some way is a biological thing.
My wife and I sometimes have periods where our libidos don't match up but generally speaking we're pretty matched up. Only last year she's started giving me a quick hand job if I'm all backed up and she's not in the mood, which we both enjoy more than me going and having a sad wank in the other room. We still average out at proper sex once or twice a week but that's a nice mid ground. The fear of rejection is horrid though, will never forget the utter sense of rejection you feel when you just get turned down over and over and over until you just stop trying. I've got no suggestions to help lad, I'm just very sympathetic to your plight.
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>>83686129
Why does your mother charge so much?
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>>83686290
I bet you have fun on your bike at times, and get to go out on adventures, so not that dull.
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Got a home energy certificate inspection thing on monday. They check everywhere (I think) and every room in muh abode is messy af. Fuck. Really shouldn't have stayed out playing vidya games till 02:30. Probably shouldn't have drank as much as I did, and having some of my friend's cocaine was definitely a bad idea, but, I'm going to see D12 this year, and there might be an amsterdam trip being planned for next year, so it's a fair price to pay.
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https://xcancel.com/Huff4Congress/status/2011978673331609945
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All of Wareham reduced to shambling crackheads. Seaside got to do something about them or he never getting into the bookies or the shop. It's a dire state and 999 refuses to pick up. Bacon and bets coming on strong if he doesn't get killed.
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we all quiet desperation in life
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Morning mong spastics
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>>83686424
mornin baby cakes
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>>83686424
Any plans for today?
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>>83686430
Playing video games in my underpants, you? x
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>>83686434
Garn skiing
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If you guys want to be entertained, I'll be streaming at the shitcoin casino again tonight attempting truly the impossible, getting the 60 dollar we earned yesterday to 100 usd

information here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tk406R_OTk
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>>83686229
>waa waa my wife wont sleep with me the SECOND we wake up with my unbrushed teeth stank ass breath looking unkempt and rough as fuck
yeah probably cos she's thinking about breakfast and having a shower you mong

god i hate men, get the occasional urge to hook up with a guy that's immediately cured by listening to one talk for more than 10 seconds
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>>83686290
>flat tyre

wollox, make sure you have a good look around the tyre, inside and out to make sure there is no spiky shit lodged in the tyre

The amount of new tubes that have lasted a day because my dumbass didn't check the tyre is ridiculous
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>>83686522
Get your tits out lass
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>>83686470
Looks bladdy lush that, thoroughly jealous I am
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Good sleepberg that was
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>>83682195
Do your bennies increase to match inflation or did they just decide you're getting more disabled and need more money?
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Off to meet me cousin in town now for that match. It Saturday x
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I am the one who womfs X
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>2017-18
>Live in Australia
>Get introduced to friend of a friend who works at local university (ANU), she makes out with me in a nightclub
>Don't hook up that night because I'm designated driver and bros before hoes (yes i'm retarded)
>shortly after hook up with art hoe bpd bitch
>Find out that other girl I made out with has a huge crush on me
>Don't dump BPD girlfriend, basically let the other girl down
>She eventually goes onto another relationship
>BPD arthoe is a fucking demon and puts me through like 3 years of pure misery while wasting my life savings
>Move back to miserable bongland
>Anyway today
>Watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNxi1-UgV2I
>recognize instantly crush/friend of friend girl
Holy fuck she does my dream job as well wtf. Literally my biggest fucking fumble imaginable lmao.
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>>83682195
You've been on benefits for that long? How have you managed that?
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>>83686689
Yes it does, it's going up in April.
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That's the weekly shop run done. Popped into home bargains for crates or soft drinks too. 30 cans of coke zero for 8.99.
Have the place to myself for a free hours in about 30 minutes so might open a bottle of rum and play the playstation
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Considering doing some drugs but don't really have anything good in. Not sure what the answer is
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>>83686870
Mix them all together, and create a magic potion.
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>>83686859
I want to learn how to play shitcoin casino.
Are you just buying shitcoins? Seems like a fun way to gamble, but I don't know how to into it.
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>>83686893
Lsd, mdma, mushrooms, cocaine, dmt and phenibut COULD be ok given the correct environment. Sitting around my house on a Saturday afternoon is definitely not that environment. Bad wicked potion to sap my strength.
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>>83686901
I think we found the answer you were looking for. No drugs for you muh lad. Or go out for a wander whilst high af.
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>>83686898
yeah mostly shitcoins, betting futures, but using a stupid leverage 20x-100x so liquidation is a real possibility every moment.
Leverage in trades is different to leverage in a casino, have a google at what leverage trading means.
i'll try and go over some of it later today when live.
I did a little video of a trade its on twitch the VOD has no audio, trade @10min and then closed it at @ 12:30

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2672408456
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>>83686940
I'm not in much of a thinking mood today, but will look into it. I thought shitcoins were about memes and can(potentially) find 1 popular 1, jump in and make a few quids. But fuck knows.
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>>83686936
Yeah no drugs for me. Already been out on a nice walk with dogberg, shall be mostly reading on the sofa instead
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Welper meltdown tonight de lids?
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>>83686999
Id be very surprised if hes NOT wissed tbqfh
Thousands of pissed up football fans necking pints is going to be hard to resist
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Spaffed again X

Womfy that
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>>83686989
I mean there are different ways to trade. What I'm doing is using high leverage for profit in trades that last minutes. I'm talking almost nano differences in prices, minute to minute.

So the one trade I did in that video, because of the high 30x leverage it had a liquidation (I would lose all my money) if the price hit 0.10061.
The price I put the money in was at 0.09825. That's a 2.37353% difference between getting liquidated or not.
But I did not get liquidated and infact made 6 USD.

It's stupidly intense trading.
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>>83687043
also for reference because the price dropped and the leverage I had, I made 10% profit on that trade. So 60usd = 6 USD.

Now this is where it gets fun, the trades are the same but then you're using 1000usd, that trade would've netted 100USD.

There would be no difference in the trades but mentally the risk of 1000 usd vs 60 usd is much different.

Which is why when I go to the shitcoin casino I start small, 15 usd, get 5 usd on trades. If I lose 15 usd I lose 15 usd.

But we built the 15 usd to 60 usd last night and so the progression into the shitcoin casino continues.
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>>83686999
he on that bovril grind
no hangovers for him
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Ok lad, we get it, you are having a great time dicking about with some crypo scam trade bollocks but you please tone it down with the endless market drivel?
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Might stick that Planet of the Apes DVD on and get womfy.
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Shippy shouldn't have kids. His genes are not worth preserving.
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>>83687043
Surely that's insane.

If tiny changes in price could wipe you out and then some then probability destroys you.
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>>83687070
It's not even a scam. It's 100% vibe trading. Now I'm hoping to make 100 usd tonight and I'm risking it all. If you want to see me crash out or if you just want to see how the shitcoin casino works. I'll be live later today.
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HHL should get into crypto trading
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>>83687105
Yeah it's absolute madness. but its how i turned 15 to 60 last night, so we continue.
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>>83687111
Did seeing a frog picture trigger your dolly obsession lass?
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>>83687043
I will watch the stream (if I am still compos mentis), and see what happens (there's a chance I may forget everything after I sleep).
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>>83687130
I'm just interested in the people here. If you aren't why do you come here?
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>>83687070
Why are you trying to spoil this? Don't you remember he said if he gets to 100 he'll buy a prostitute for us to share, and if he gets to 1k he'll buy us all a prostitute each.
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Off to beddinghams X

Verily
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Nice little womfy Saturday delivery. Another modern Wuxia and some Tsukamoto. Oh it lush. Will I watch them? Who knows.
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>>83687183
i was unaware of this fact

Please carry on crypro anon
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A prozzie costs a lot more than 100 pounds
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>>83687197
Like one hundred and five?
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You can fuck a drugged out whore for less than 100 at your local council estate. You just need to know the right door to knock on. You'd be surprised the amount of fuck dens operating in your area.
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>>83687206
250 minimum for a romanian one that stinks of cigarette smoke
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>>83687217
Woah, so host is willing to put 150 of his own money into it? What a lad.
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>>83687214
If this is true than why are so many posters here virgins?
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>>83687224
I would never pay over 100 quid for a prossy unless she had a penis.
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May i suggest that if crpyo anon hits it big we can all go to Amsterdam for a weekend?

THAT would be 4x LUSH
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mongboy better watch his back today
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just me who watches reviews of noodles before eating them? won't eat any of that own brand muck or that Batchelors muck myself

https://youtu.be/O_s26n7jZew
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>>83687214
This is actually true. Police gave us an assembly about this in school. Lots of trafficked lassies getting fucked daily in your area.
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Amsterdam meetup with dee liiiids would be 4x LUSH
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>>83687240
If I make it to 10k, I will happily donate 3k to britfeel.
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>>83687214
Used to have a gf that worked at a pub that was frequented by a brothel madam, very well known secret. Word was her teenage daughter was involved in it too, she was probably 16 but was allowed to drink in the pub. Remember some big scrap one night when I was waiting to drive the gf home and the whore mum got smacked and knocked out. Gf was running about trying to get involved and I was just like "nah, none of my business lets gtfo before the cops show up".

Fucking disaster show.
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>>83687214
Men are so disgusting. Every day I wake up and laugh because porn is banned. I will sign every petition until VPNs are banned too.
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Ok lads, I spoke with the council, and have got the approval to spend the 3k on a thread 3D printer. I know we've been talking about it for a while, and thanks to Mr crypo's wager of getting to 10k on his stream tonight or he'll buy us protitutes and donate 3k to the thread, I think we could achieve the dream.
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>>83687289
Didn't say I agreed with it but it's a fact. Human trafficking for sex work in this country is a huge problem nobody seems to talk about.
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>>83687312
3d printed fleshlights for de lids oh aye
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screaming in a poo nigger face
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>>83687319
Its a fact you are a rapist moid. Stfu
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Why won't Taylor Swift get on that sproggrind already? She's getting quite old.
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There's a council estate bird on AW with over 6000 feedback. At 100 quid a pop that's over half a million quid
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>>83687407
Age? Pics?
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>>83687372
Men can't have babies anon. You can tell all "her" boyfriends have been tr*nny chasers...
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>>83687407
Love me a chav slag, post her link.
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corr quite the runberg this was
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Paedoboy the uk paedo gonna get sparked very soon.
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>>83687467
You can literally see her pussy lips in some pics
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Always a gamble buying sealed DVDs on eBay. Hope the seller is decent, and I really want to watch this Chinese kino. I just don't like being bamboozled. Usually you can tell, if only a few are sealed and loads more are used then it's usually legit.
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>>83687495
Fookin ell lad fair play

For anyone wondering its 16.7 miles
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>>83686470
corr looks good that, de lid. love skiing me.
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Imagine actually wanting to beat up a guy that's literally classed as a vulnerable adult
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>>83687538
should be chatting so much shit then should he?
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Getting sent to prison for shouting in a police dog's face
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anyone up or starting an online cult?
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>>83687521
I have bad news for your fapping memories anon.

https://www.shopstyle.co.uk/p/wisfancy-mens-hiding-gaff-panty-insert-pads-pluggable-transgender-crossdressing-pad-reusable-fake-removable-pad-sexy-fake-vagina-camel-toe/899435089
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>>83687564
lucky he didnt rip your wollox off lad

Police should use more dogs to catch crims tbqh, its hilarious watching people getting their arses chewed to bits by a big police pupper kek
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>>83687565
Depends, what do they believe in, does it end with everyone killing themselves or taking everyone's money?
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>>83687527
thanks de lid. on that marathon training grind
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>>83687538
You want sparking as well then for protecting a paedophile? You're just as bad as paedolad,
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You have to age verify to view AdultWork. Are people really doxing themselves on there just to look at small pictures of old whores?
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>>83687583
>taking everyone's money?
this more than the killing, but i just want the power more than anything else
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>>83687538
Chat shit get banged
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Made up name.
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>>83687619
Cor I hope this time it's true unlike the previous 100 times they made an article like this about weather 2+ weeks away
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>>83687574
Yeah no way im clicking that
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>>83687619
wtf is a 603 wall of snow?
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>>83687635
They missed the word "mile"
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>>83687619
>>83687627
These mongs look at the extended forecasts (which are 99.999% flat out wrong every time because there are so many variables) then spout this shite about "SNOW BOMBS" or "6 GORRILION MILE WIDE WALL OF SNOW"

48-72 hours is usually when you can get a semi accurate forecast of what's going on
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>>83687645
It's going to be a 603ft wall of snow on your street, no questions asked.

>Scared Potter?
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>UK to face 603 feet of snow in 24 hours
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>>83687668
Like a fucking snowman millpede
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>>83687599
Moids use Vpns because they can't go on living without access to rape pornography. It will be so funny when the government bans vpns. Even my father asked me how vpns work. I would disown him if it wasn't for inheritance. All men are the same.
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>>83687680
>Fight of the Century!
603 feeted Snowman Millipede vs Ed Milliband

2 enter, 1 leaves.
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>>83687694
fucking hell tilde calm down lass
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>>83687698
Ed milliband has the power of the Ed stone, he wins by default.
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William V will be the last King of England.
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>>83687698
Hardcore mode, final destination, no sandwiches
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I have a lot of nostalgia for 2007-2013
Before wokeness. Frankie Boyle on mock the week. Sickipedia. London Olympics made British patriotism and culture cool.
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>>83687715
Fuck off zoom zoom
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Time just keeps on marching and marching on. Everything is completely hopeless.
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>>83687717
I am 31 years old. Millennial. If you can remember 9/11 then you are a millennial and I remember 9/11 and the Iraq War.
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>>83687710
When the queen converted to Islam on her deathbed her final request was to have William be the last king of England before the Islamic shah gets appointed as ruler of the UK in the 2060s
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Dogberg is crunching down on a cows ear. Utterly disgusting sounds emanating out of him but he's having a lovely time.
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>>83687694
lol she's still seething. How long will you be on your period for?
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>>83687728
Honestly it feels like Islam is lowkey preferable to wokeness. At least in Islam there is some internal coherence and something that accepts hierarchies. With wokeness there is no morality expect PUNCH UP GOOD PUNCH DOWN BAD.
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Men consider other people's feelings challenge. Impossible. They think rape pornography is a human right. Patriarchy going down the pan. You will go extinct. Dinosaur :D
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>>83687725
>I am 31
Proof?
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>>83687729
Pigs trotters are a doggo favourite, our border collie loved them.
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>>83687749
I feel safer with muslim moids than creepy white british pornography junkies
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Fucking hell, I just looked at 1200 girls on AW, not a single one is attractive. They all either old, fat, covered in tattoos, inflated lips, nose jobs, tit jobs, black or brown, or some combination of that.

I suppose attractive young women aren't likely to become escorts, and if they do, they can charge a lot more. Where do wealthy men go to find them? I'd be willing to pay thousands.
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>>83686522
Honestly it's insane.
>waaa baby want fuck
They should be put on a crank to generate electricity. 20 hour shifts. I'm fucking sick to death of moids even thinking about sex.
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>>83687765
Another reason to leave the UK
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>>83687763
Yeah given him some animal feet in the past but they fucking stink, they're fine in the summer as he can just hang out in the garden all day with it but not so good when he wants to be inside with us.
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>>83687749
Do you enjoy being ZUTTED lad?
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Waa you don't suck my dick to wake me up waa what happened to "us" babes
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Crank labour mentioned !!!
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>>83687765
Lol the fact you think you're better than those girls. If you're on that site. You're lower than them. At least they get paid. Smelly fucking moid creep. What a joke.
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>>83687765
>Where do wealthy men go to find them
Escort sites, not slag sites. Ones that travel internationally for 4grand a night minimum + expenses. But i've not been into that since i knew a rich mate who would drop 40k a month on them, this was 15 years ago.
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on that firemaking grind
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Creepy manipulative moids love "what happened to us"
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>>83687793
Yeah that sounds like what I need. Wonder where to find them.
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>>83687797
GL with DG now the great XP lamp apocalypse is upon us
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>>83687815
spinny bros???
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Someone find me a decent prossie in Belfast with good reviews.
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>>83687829
it's a better game without it but the damage has been done already, no one wants to play RS3 when you have OSRS. I personally prefer RS3 because I prefer EOC style combat over what we have in OS
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The absolute state of women. It is grim, and I mean GRIM. No wonder most men are staying celibate now. it's not even worth paying for.
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A nice bit of karaoke
https://youtu.be/etuUstR0-Zw
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>>83687858
all the women around here that use makeup have the "Katie Price undead 4 day bender now Harv is in special school" look about them. My cock shrivels when i see them. Stuff of nightmares it is.
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>>83687902
Yeah that does seem to be the look women go for nowadays.
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>>83687840
I haven't played for ages. Got a bunch of pvm gear but I suck at it. I mainly did clue scrolls but I have too many I don't want to do them
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>>83687777
Nice numbers very nice
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Will be weird if Farage ends up PM in 2029. Election will be mental. Could be a hung parliament shitshow. What needs to happen is the fucking Tory party needs to fucking die.
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gonna start playing AOE2 again i think
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>>83687948
refom is basicly just the conservaive party now what with all the defections
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>>83687765
1. These days attractive young hookers just do onlyfans. Onlyfans makes you more steady income and it is far safer.

2. Only slept with one prozzie in the UK up in Leeds. Way back in like 2019 I think. Before Covid. She was pretty, slim and was a university student. 20 years old. She had some self harm scars though which made me feel sorry for her. We had a nice chat afterwards. Seemed like she had some major issues though.
The place I had to go to was owned by an older former prostitute who was a veteran of the industry and now makes money renting out flats to up and coming prozzies.


Interesting world.
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>>83687948
Hopefully Trump will annex London and build a wall around it and we wont need elections.
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>>83687960
Parts of the Conservative Party, the back benchers, were cool and based. The problem was that the people who ran it were just about low taxes and union busting. They did not care about social conservatism at all.

For Reform to win they need to unite the British right. That means uniting the wealthy social conservative elderly old Tories from rural England with the Norf FC ex Labour but a bit racist Brexit working class.
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>>83687973
I managed to find 1 attractive prozzie just now, in the East of England - a 23 year old student who was slim without tattoos. Only 2 pictures though, so no idea really. It seems pretty difficult for women to keep their figure after the age of about 23.

I think I'm gonna read Mein Kampf tonight instead of looking for prozzies.
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>>83687983
farage is a political del boy, very charming but everything he sells is lies
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>>83687983
But Tommeh will have an "accident" before then right, because having that paid Israeli knobhead pulling Norfs around by the nose will fuck everything up and hand more power to both Muslims and Jews through mutual "persecution" and greater need for "special rules to protect us" at the expense of everyone else.
So, yeah I hope he has that accident. It's for the greater good.
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>>83687978
London is the only place worth living in the UK though
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>>83688002
If you like sucking on the fetid teat of the country, yes.
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>>83687902
Nobody gives a shit what you think lol we can have sex with real men any time while you cry in your mums room. We aren't getting dressed up for you lol. Smelly incel. I will swipe left on you and you will go extinct. Lovely xx
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This SLUT has been burning logs next to me for like 20 minutes. Does she want to bang?
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Ugly smelly moids talking about sex as if they're part of the conversation. Delulu comedy.
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>>83687765
hags
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>>83688030
Corrrrr! Wouldn't mind a bit of that on a cold night de lid.
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>>83688039
You need graped
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>>83687995
Main Kampf is pretty badly written tbqh. Ravings of an autistic man with limited understanding of how human beings work. Hitler was not a smart man.

Germany was run, and still sort of is run, by wealthy industrialists who own manufacturing companies. They saw the National Socialists as a way to stave off the communists. A way to get the workers on their side. Hitler was initially a puppet who cut his strings and then went mad invading fucking Russia like a retard.
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time ferra new fred bondin-go-dale
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>>83688010
Bore off foid
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>>83688057
Never read it have you. This is the reddit take that people tell each other 2nd, 3rd hand knowledge.
There are some bad translations of it though, which is where some of the "badly written" idea comes from.
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hag minge
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mein kampf mean my struggle which is also the subtitle of dale wintons book
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>>83688073
you reading it in German?
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>>83688078
ive just looked it up and it look like im talking shit. please ignore
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Just had a good wankington. Now I can forget about stupid women
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>>83688092
women are so last year, you need to invest in futa
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I don't like listening to them, I don't like talking to them. But I do like some of the things they do
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Hitler was a fanny tbqh. If you want to wind up the woke faggots just praise Churchill.
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Forcefully filling fembot holes with stinky moid cum
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What hidden secrets about society do you know that many people do not?
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One of my sperm cells combining with a fembot's egg cell and implanting itself in her uterus
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Anyone lost a new thread?
>>83688199
This might be it?
>>83688199
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>>83688191
Almost all men are ephebophiles. A sizeable portion of men are also paedophiles.



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