alright, fine. i'll admit it. i want to suck dick. i want to feel a hard penis in my mouth, and i want to make it twitch and throb as it shoots hot cum down my throat. im not a faggot though.
Is this the guy who is into everyone but nobody is into him?
>>83681058>slaps you across the facegood girl. now take daddy's cock like the sissy that you are
>>83681058>be straight>post gayest thing imaginableok dude
>>83681058>i want to suck dick>im not a faggot though.Okay, than show us your boobs, roastie!
you want to make someone happy. you can accomplish the same thing working at a mcuni
>>83681058Do you wanna dress up as a girl while you do it?Look cute for the guy attached to that dick you're blowing?
the type of thread i made in 2020-2022 before i realized men were just as evil as women
i love sucking dick and getting fucked desudont let the haters get you down.
>>83681058Same, but only if it's attached to a nice looking guy around my age.
>>83681187tbdesu im fat and i have man tits so it would be really funny to post a picture of them but i wont>>83681208yeah i do like the idea of that desu but i wont ever be able to look cute like that>>83681904i would be really happy if i found a cool guy with the same interests as me that i could genuinely just be really good friends with, and just occasionally suck his dick...
>>83682231>tbdesu im fat and i have man titsEat better and do cardio.>>83682231>and just occasionally suck his dickGAYYY and no you'd be taking it up the ass in no time, fag
>>83682252>you'd be taking it up the ass in no time, fagnobody wants to fuck an fat faggot thoughever
>>83681058>I'm not gay>posts the gayest shit possible
>>83682271Shoud I spoil?
>>83682263Then get fit you fucking fag.It gets fun I'll have you know, the first week or two of going to the gym aren't as fun but now it's pretty fun doing the machines especially leg shit.I'm going to have strong legs and a nice butt and I'll force a cute guy to fug it while you stay unmotivated and dumb unless you change.
>>83682263>nobody wants to fuck an fat faggot thougheverI do though. what now?
>>83682350worse than I imagined
>>83682387>what nowyou fuck me in the ass and let me suck your cock
>>83682408Good boy lol very straightforward
>>83681058i had this exact dream last night>im not a faggot thoughmy broether in denial
>>83682953i only like dick tho i dont like any other part of the male body. whereas i adore every part of the female body. so at most i just have a penis fetish.
>>83682973so... transwomen?
>>83681058Nice try Asuka. This is clearly meant for Shinji right?
>>83682973yeah i knowdenial goes hardmy booty gets all cravey and fiesty too....but im not a faggot and love womenis wht i tell myself>>83682992lmao
>>83681058>im not a faggot thoughof course, of course. And I'm not a tranny either.Now, on a more serious note: You should do cardio and lose weight. It's objectively good for you regardless of when/if you accept you're at least a bigod.Men are more visual creatures and I doubt you'd want to blow a guy that looks like you, no? You want the guy to be at least a little bit cute as you look upwards to his face and pat his chest as his dick throbs in your mouth.Well, think of it from his perspective too. Being the receiver of blowjobs is a submissive experience. It's easier and hotter to submit to someone who is not a fat slob. And unless you're 50 or something, I'm sure you face could also get cuter just by weight loss alone.Also, as someone who does suck the dick of a good friend from time to time, I will inform you that being cute also increases his desire to suck you in return.>on crossdressing>i wont ever be able to look cute like thatYou may never be able to look cute as a girl. But you can look cute as a guy if you stop eating that much and start giving a damn about your body.>hrtfemboy who's basically a tranny
>>83682981no they trigger my uncanny valley or whatever that shits called because theyre usually ugly and weird looking.>>83683007its not denial i genuinely only like the penis part of a man
>>83683007>>83683019>>83683023stfu fags and suck my penis
>>83683023yeah i knowtrust me i know:)>>83683080:O
>all the tranime posters are actually fagswho would've thought lol
>>83683177all fags are tranime posters /= all tranime posters are fagsQED
>>83683187no, anyone that posts tranime is definitely a fag lmao
>>83683278ev&oe you have no proof
>>83683289fag's getting defensive lol
>>83683319ev&oe im just asking for snopes peer reviewed source
>>83683355and he types like a fag too holy kek
>>83683377>he doesn't knowit's newfag...
>>83683440see what i mean? i think he likes it...
>>83681058>im not a faggot though.yeah yeah anon suregood girl