How the fuck do I get a GF like this? It seems so improbable, as if it could only happen literally once.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83658750/#83658750How the fuck did he do it?
>>83682128that's a fake story written to solicit attention from bitter rejected men
>>83682158Do you really think that? I mean you could explain what parts you didn't find believable.
>>83682158But who would see that as an efficient use of their time and energy? It makes more sense if it's real. I can't cope bros.
Gotta remember I guess.>this will only happen to Chad>you will never get to experience this
>Chad gets everything he could want in dating without even lifting a finger, in this case almost literallyYeah, let's pretend like that's just. Let's just pretend.
>>83682128It exists. Rare but doesn't happen only once. While I've been only talking to my person from /r9k/ for a month, I'm completely smitten. It's like we split off the same soul, same experiences, same values. The parts where we don't mirror each other, we complement like two puzzle pieces we thought were impossible to find since it's just too specific. >a monthI don't care, sometimes you just know something is incredibly special.
>>83682128The only reason she's like that is because she doesn't actually have a relationship with him. Relationships are messy. She is delusional for someone that she talks to online and they are not at all involved in each other's lives. It is just a relationship with her own imagination where she feeds herself lies. That's why she can be passionate and unhinged: she's just making love to her own imagination.
>>83682664Are you completely sure that's the case?>>83682663How rare is it? How hard would I need to try to find something even close to it?
>>83682732>Are you completely sure that's the case?Yes, I am. Online "relationships" aren't real. No, meeting up 3 times doesn't change that. She's delulu and enjoying it, it's interesting but it's nothing real.
>>83682423white people who are bitter that they're not more successful most likely.
>>83682176I'll bite - even if the story is real, it isn't something you'd want. Needy women are annoying, Stalkers are a threat to be dealt with, and people who get like that are usually ugly and not worth the trouble.
>>83682795Yeah that could be likely true, dunno.>>83682868>it isn't something you'd wantAre you completely sure?
>OP linking to his own fanfictionThis board is fucking ass
>>83683803It's not mine and I doubt it's fanfiction.
>>83682664>she doesn't actually have a relationship with him. Relationships are messy. She is delusional for someone that she talks to online and they are not at all involved in each other's lives.It doesn't seem that way to me. Do I need to reread the post or something?>>83682795Why do they have to be white? It has nothing to do with race really.>>83682785>Online "relationships" aren't real.I wouldn't say that's the case in general really. Why do you think that?
oh hey dats me. I hate to ruin the fantasy but he's not some sigma gigachad. he's a neet. like me. we're both disasters. just compatible disasters. two people whose particular brands of broken happened to fit together like a key nobody else wanted. you don't find this by optimizing. you find it by being so unapologetically your specific flavor of weird that the one person who wants that flavor can actually see you. that's it. no secret. just specificity & time.
>>83684704Well shit. Is that really the reality of it?
>>83682128Like picrel? You need to get in with the 'wrong crowd' of aliens who are intent on taking over the earth with various, over-the-top monsters, wait until a team of multicolored superheroes in (not) spandex shows up to stop you, and then try rizzing up one of the female team members (if there's more than one female). It's a trick that's worked for me since 1975.
I certainly don't want to end up like fucking Mike. I have enough going wrong for me as it is.I have two choices: stay where I am in terms of my views or take your word for it.I'll just take your word for it. I hope you're right. I really do.Do you think you could come around again later and maybe we could chat about your thread? It did make me experience an enraged flurry of everything from sadness to anger to regret, I'll give you that.
>>83684763What? I have no idea why you felt compelled to post this.>>83684704>oh hey dats me.Are you <actually> OOP? You act the part so who knows.
>>83684832You posted an image of Sumino Ichikawa of the team, "No. 1 Sentai Gozyuger," so I assumed you wanted to clap Sentai cheeks. Perhaps I was wrong, and you're more of a Kamen Rider fan, in which case you'll need to develop an appetite for motor oil.
>>83684862WTFAYTA? I was referring to the thread I posted.
>>83684722yus, no jawline magic. no status. just two weirdos who found each other's frequency & decided to stay there. the secret isn't being exceptional or chad-like. it's being exceptionally specific & finding someone whose damage interlocks with yours.the first thing he said to me: "I'm unapologetically [his name]." his own name. wielded like a tiny manifesto. it became his whole thing, y'know, since he turned 30s, not self-improvement arc, not grindset, just: I'm going to be this man so completely that the universe has to deal with it. flaws included. weird bits included. no apology. he figured out the project isn't trying to optimize yourself to death, it'soccupation. inhabit yourself so fully there's no room for the version you think you should be. he was khv before me, I was too, I watched him do it. the whole embracing himself act, & fell in love somewhere in the middle. oopsie.
>>83684866oh. Shit, well, my bad. Still, you should consider what I said, what with the aliens and all.
>>83683618>Are you completely sure?Yup. Difference between thinking you want something and knowing you want it.
>>83684890This is not even relevant.>>83684874Damn, that's really profound. Is this what I've been missing?>>83684900Fair enough.
