I WANT A BABY I WANT A BABY I WANT A BABY. I WANNA BE PREGGO SO BAD IM GOING TO DIE. 4CHAN HEAR MY TORTURE. IM TORTURED
>jerks off into a tissue paper instead of nona's wombOops teehee sorry
>>83682632Literally just meet up with a robot, jesus christ.
>>83682632Didnt know guys could have baby fever. Hope it's not that bad when I get it.
>>83682632men cannot get pregnant sorry
>>83682646It usually hits men in their 50s, but most men have grown-ass kids by that point
>>83682632I need to get married and put a baby in a woman who right fucking now for the purposes of starting a loving family, I will accept any bio-female under the age of 35
>>83682640Fuck you. I should have like 6 kids by now im gonna kms >>83682642You guys have rotten retard sperm. It can't go into my rotten retard womb the kids will come out too messed up. GOD
>>83682763I have high IQ sperm which will counter your retard ova and lead to middle of the bell curve normie children.
>>83682982A perfect and flawless plan with no holes or room for error
>>83682632me too but I'm scared of failing as a mother. it's too much of an risk for me. what if my children inherit all of my bad traits? I like living but if I had to choose between existing or not, maybe I'd rather not been born at all. being alive is fun but there's so much evil in the world.
>>83683029>A perfect and flawless plan with no holes or room for errorYes. Now spread your legs.
>>83682982Men can't get pregnant, retard. He's right
>>83683030I share a lot of your concerns plus I feel like I'd probably strangle my children to death. Sometimes my cat will make me angry and I'll grab it and squeeze it really hard until I realize I really shouldn't be doing that and let it go.>what if my children inherit all of my bad traits? or maybe they'd grow up and strangle ME to death
>>83683083literal troglodyte brained
>>83683083>I'll grab it and squeeze it really hard until I realize I really shouldn't be doing that and let it gowut? I get angry too but now that I think about it, I'm good with managing my anger. doesn't matter if it's my cat, while driving or other people in general (as long as they don't do it intentionally.).I just wonder if it'd be able to be calm and understanding for around 20 years straight. and I wouldn't know what I'd do if I get really depressed again. I don't want my children to have a depressed or dead mother.
>>83683083>Sometimes my cat will make me angry and I'll grab it and squeeze it really hardyou are a horrible human being i hope your life gets countless times worse
>>83682632w-would you settle for an e-babby?
This whole thing is hot but it's probably government propaganda to get people to actually have kids
>>83683161no idiot it's your fucking biology telling you that it's hot
>>83683141Grown ass man. No nigga grow up
>>83682723Would you actually want to do this within the next two years or so? Would you accept a neet-wife?
>>83683176we'll have e-missionary for the purpose of e-procreation
>>83683182neet wife doesn't mean fat wife right
>>83682632>Robots: Hey I'll help you with that>NOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT A HUSBAND I WANT A HUSBAND I WANT CHAD I WANT CHAD I WANT A CHAD HUSBAND NOOOOOOOOOO
Same lol I made a similar thread a few days ago. I thought only women were supposed to get this feel though. /r9k/ lied to me.
>>83683195No, just neet-wife :) But if you cook too much yummy food I cannot guarantee it will remain that way!
>>83683123>I just wonder if it'd be able to be calm and understanding for around 20 years straightThis is more or less what I meant. I don't really have anger problems people tell me I'm a calm soul all the time. Anyway, maybe having children would prevent you from getting really depressed again, or perhaps they'd drive you into a deep depression. Sadly who's to know.>>83683135lol I'm not making its eyes pop out. It's more of a tight hug than anything. Maybe "really hard" was a little strong. I've taken care of literal HUNDREDS of kitties in my time and have never killed ONE. But they're dicks and deserve a little squeeze every now and again. honk honk.
>>83683321umm what's the point in having a neet wife who doesn't even cook?
>>83683172Evil ovulation biology. I keep going from wanting to be child free, antinatalist having kids is Evil to wanting like 8 kids and to have a big pregnant belly all the time and babies to snuggle with. Is this what it is to be an adult woman? Just a struggle with your body and your mind to be rational all the time. Jesus take the wheel omg it's hell. I've never had baby fever this bad before in my life
>>83683510Your biology isn't evil. What kind of ridiculous "original sin" retardation is that? Where did you even hear such a cringe idea?
>>83683510it's funny watching liberal women wrestle with basic biology vs their indoctrination. Truly, it's no wonder they're such miserable creatures.
>>83683987Im not a liberal im white supremacist and the reason why we shouldn't bring children into this world is that it's overun with blacks and it's evil to put kids into this
>>83683987This is what liberal women rub to
>>83684207most women love shit like that
>>83684207>>83683161i really want this but with a sweet and doting husband who would look after me and my sore pregnant body
>>83682632A straight white man posted this
I have a vasectomy and have had a few girls tell me that having someone come inside them was enough to take the baby rabies down a few notches.So maybe try that first, rather than forcing a new person into existence.
