>>83684058
They have so much ass that everything is well hidden deep between two massive cheeks. https://youtube.com/shorts/jrF5BY5KJ5Y

just pretend the people here are enjoying your posts and relax, enjoy plant

>>83684058
if I eat too much I will have to poop the next day before the turd has really solidified which often leads to a "magic marker" type situation when wiping my ass that will slowly "leak" into my butt crack even after taking a shower. This happens if I eat over about 3000 calories in a day.

>>83684058
>maintenance wipes
I wanted to increase my vocabulary but NOT LIKE THIS!!! This term can never be unlearned and will now forever linger in the back of my brain whenever my thoughts are related to morbidly obese people. I hope you're happy!
Seriously, some things are better left unspoken.

>>83684058
I used to work in a call center with a morbidly obese girl. She was really nice. But there was a smell coming from her. I always knew she was around even when she was out of sight. The smell wasn't terrible but it was distracting like ass or fishy pussy. I think it was the smell of some kind of wipe she'd use to clean herself. It had a kind of chemical smell.

I mean the worst I get is mild dampness from sweating if I'm running myself ragged at work. But in those cases my crack is the least of my concerns. When I sweat through my work cap my face feels like I got blasted by a sandstorm and I have to wash my face at lunch break to feel normal again.

>>83684058
Yeah but my gf does it for me. She's a feeder so it's her fault I'm this big (440lbs) anyway. She does anything I say she loves being ordered around.

i wanna clean a fat guys asshole with my tongue

A lot of people shit themselves constantly throughout the day. I work for a pharmaceutical company and one of our products is basically a thinner convenient version of an adult diaper and we will frequently test products to get consumer feedback, so for example if the product is chafing an unusually proportioned consoomer and they switch to a competitor and not tell us, we have to go out there and figure that out or we lose sales and not know why.

We hire companies to deliver our product and I remember a statistic, around 180k people in an area and we're selling like 8000 diapers a day. I told my boomer boss that doesn't sound right, most people use the thicker diapers and there are competitors, but he assured me many middle aged and increasingly younger people are using diapers, further these people prefer disposable diapers, or treat cheap diapers as disposable. They are so used to not smelling like shit and not having to clean thoroughly, they prefer to just swap out a diaper and spray deodorant, often in the middle of a day in a public bathroom. It is not like suddenly needing to take a massive shit while in the middle of a basketball game or something, they just leak a little constantly through the day, not enough for nonbulging nonchafing convenience diapers to contain the smell. The smell of shit being something our noses are very sensitive to.

Official statistics on fecal incontinence are not the whole picture, the age range isn't just old people, who don't move around much anyway. It is middle aged people, working, sometimes playing sports, and they constantly poop due to their exertions and don't want a big diaper bulge, so they consoom product. Our biggest consoomers are in fact women because although they often don't do hard labor or sports, their anuses are physically weaker, yet they poop loads anyway, often due to being overweight or because many women engage in receptive anal sex.

>>83684058
no dude i've been fat all my life and i have never even heard about this

>>83684058
bro, wash your ass after shitting. Or if you have to shit in public bathrooms, wash as soon as you get home. this apply to EVERYONE, not just fatties. Even the french (disgusting) knew this, that's why they invented the bidet

>>83686853
Ew that's gross, stop feeding into her weird fetish.