did you know the increased mortality from social isolation is similar to that of smoking and obesity? I'm a friendless fat fuck so i know i won't live long. Feels bad man
>>83684460im pretty isolated and i smoke brosee u in hell
Did you know ice cream consumption increases your chances of being attacked by a shark?
>>83684470I think opie's point was that you need to eat more, a lot more.
>>83684529Uh??Gar
>>83684460It's because married men have a wife that bitches at them to go to the doctor, so they go to the doctor to get her to shut the fuck up
>>83684540>tfw no nagging wife that cares about u
Roping drastically shortens one's lifespan.
>>83684576I've heard sodium nitrite is the best roping method
>>83684589Why don't you just eat more burgersIt's the yummiest way to die
>>83684604i love mcdonalds slop but i don't wanna get dabeetus
>>83684460I feel like this belongs in this thread. But 2 days ago, I took an edible. Pretty big dose, but I have insane tolerance, so I figured I could handle it. What happened, felt like a psychosis. It's very hard to describe it, even though I remember it quite vividly. I thought I was gonna die, that my heart would stop suddenly. Even though I've consumed weed for a few years now, and know you can't die on it, these thoughts just wouldn't leave me alone. I had to call my mom in the end, cause I was freaking out so much. At no point did I even feel high, just psychotic. Now though, I feel so empty after that. I feel like such dogshit, both mentally and physically. I feel like I have a mild flu constantly, and I'm more depressed than usual. I want to just crawl into a hole, and wait until I die. But I really care about my mom, and I hate I'm even burdening her with this. It's time like these, I wish I was just alone completely, and I had no one that cared about me. It would make it easier to live like this.
yes, which is why all i get for quitting alco is a chance at a new liver and not an increased lifespan
>>83684460I'm 30 I used to come here as a teenager but I had sex and became a normalfag sorry robotsanyway these days I'm feeling like an incel again, failed normalfag as it were, can you accept me
