men of r9k (pooners can answer as well i know you lurk here)tell me about your special interest, fetish or thing that you think about all the timefeel free to green text or write walls of text
>>83684640it's called posting on r9k, through the ups and downs. to mend and defend. to defend my new found friend, their hopes and dreams. to defend them from their enemies
>tfw you will never kidnap women only to impregnate them with tentacles to then harvest their breast milk as a drug to then run a drug ring and slowly infiltrate political circles while funding new tech advances and fighting off special investigative forces (occasionally capturing some of them as well)
>>83684640Facesitting & hairy pussies. I want to bury my nose in a woman's bush and eat her out. I have this desire basically all the time, it never stops.
>>83684640I wish I could troon out.No, seriously.But the fact that it's such a social nuke prevents me from doing it. Luckily, I have a kinky wife.I can't even hrtrep :sob:
>>83684640flat stomachs.
>>83684640I have an entire hard drive almost completely dedicated to images and videos of hot elf girlsSome might even call me a scholar
>>83684640whos yachtinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSvvvrKhx0w
>>83684779anatomy
>>83684789esoteric/occult
>>83684640>thing you think about all the timeHonestly? Tokusatsu and Sonic the Hedgehog, these days. This year marks the 35th Anniversary of the Blue Hedgehog rolling into our lives, but it's also the year Super Sentai is taking a 10-year haitus. So, I'm getting more into Metal Heroes and Kamen Rider, also watching older Sentais (pre-Heisei) to catch up while I wait.
>>83684640Fetish or thing you think about all the time is pretty broad. But I can go over both rq.>I like fat chicks and femboys a lot>I have also watched vore and headscissors stuff a couple of times>oh and I like to bite and choke people during sex>I daydream about speculative evolution and alternate history basically every day>most common spec evo scenario involves vertebrates going extinct and invertebrates replacing them >most common althist scenario is what if the ussr won the cold warThoughts?
>>83684640Animal ears and tail, nicely painted nails (hands and feet), and thigh-high socks. Makes me want to creampie.
>>83684640Sure thing my dude. special interest>Guns and traveling.fetish>latex, gentle femdom/yandere type stuff. Futanari. (I blame my childhood)thing that you think about all the time.>getting a lot of money(millions) and buying guns and shooting. Training my myself to be better or just retiring and traveling the world or buy up a plot of land in Japan and bring my dogs to chill with me and be happy with my friends and family.
>>83684640 (OP)Learning Japanese, Learning how to draw.>>83684811>>83684844Basado!
>>83684640I want to travel to third world countries and impregnate local women there before coming back to my own country. I am too poor for this however.
>>83684713no women allowed in here repper
>>83684872>Futanari. (I blame my childhood)elaborate?
>>83684640The one thing which preoccipies my mind is how retarded and evil humans are
>>83684640>tell me about your special interest, fetish or thing that you think about all the timeSo basically I want to have sexo with a booba girl. I think about this a lot
>>83685409so true. From the bottom to the top, we're all evil
>>83684640I used to be autisticly into magic the gathering, but they have been continuously making it more expensive, more pandering to LGBT people, and more blatantly and stupidly commercial with other IP tie ins, that I just can't bring myself to spend money on it anymore. The people that I used to play with are all getting married, and the owner of the only local game store had a mental breakdown about the COVID lockdown, then closed his business and moved to Japan, so I'd have to drive 45 minutes to engage in the hobby if I even wanted to. I am so sick of marvel superheroes, and I hate that new York City is a plane in the multiverse that is getting more sets than original mtg plane.
>>83684640>tell me about your special interest, fetish or thing that you think about all the timeArmpits, feet, dirty underwear... Basically if it smells strongly like a girls most intimate areas then I'm into it. Like just pictures of dirty panties are enough to make my dumb brain excited. I does however also make me feel like a creepy pervert so I rarely mention it to anyone.
>>83686057God I wish this was me. I want to have booty bouncing plap sex with a big booty pawg foid.
>>83684640The medieval period (bleeding into late antiquity and early modernity)
Yaoi guro.
I really like plants and I think about which climate would suit me the best and which plants I would like to have if I had infinite money and space. I think Portland in Oregon is the best because it's Mediterrenean but wet and I'd like to have plane trees and liquidambars and tulip trees and strawberry trees and fig trees etc. I don't think I could ever be satisfiedirl I am a depressed poorfag in Poland and I will never own property or leave my country.If you meant sexually then I like to imagine finding my yandere soul mate- a girl with bpd or some other mental health issue- and cuddling with her in bed while reassuring her and staring into her eyes and generally doing passionate romantic intimate yandere swtich stuff
>>83684640>your special interestcheetahs are my favorite animal and i want to own one one day but first i need to get really rich
>>83684640I want to knock up a woman, I want to have her move in with me, I want to take care of her during her pregnancy and document how her body changes from carrying my child inside her, just pamper her and fuck her whenever I feel like.I don't think I really have passions and hobbies anymore, these days it feels like I'm going through the motions.
>>83684640I think about how I want to strangle men who play as girls in video games 24/7 365 days a year.
>>83684640I wouldn't necessarily call it a fetish, but I do have a kink,That being Shibari/Bondage. There's something about tying a girl up with rope and just fucking her that I really like. The rope is really aesthetic and the control of tying someone up is really hot to me.I do also enjoy being the one tied up sometimes, but I much prefer being the rope top.As for non-kink special interests, not really, no not anymore. I used to really enjoy cycling and playing video games, but I haven't done any cycling for quite a long time, and I still play video games quite a lot, but they don't really give me the sort of enjoyment that they used to.
>>83684640I have leather fetish I think, not exactly sure. Leather leggings, leather jacket whatever. Preferably not latex tho leather is better. I think it's not exactly a fetish and everyone has this because it highlights the curvatures. Might be coping tho.
This is what I do in my free time, I wish I didn't have to work so I could do this all day.This is what I think all day.
>>83684640>special interest, fetish or thing that you think about all the timefinding girl at least 10 years younger with max bodycount of 2 who's genuinely into me and wants to start a family and have children with me t. 31yo kissless virgin
>>83684640I daydream a lot, so it's fun to concoct and think about stories. Sometimes I wish I could write those stories, but I know they would be dogshit for anyone else, since the only reason I enjoy those silly stories is because they are in my head in the exact way I want to see the story go.
>>83686549you're valid bro, most of my old magic friends share similar sentiment. and yeah, covid kind of killed paper magic, but it is slowly coming back now.recommend trying pauper or premodern some time.it's weird too because the actual in universe sets have been pretty good lately. edge was really cool, bloomburrow was good, lorwyn soon. but they're like pumping out straight dogshit in-between that.
>>83687950Most fembots would be down with that arrangement
i think about marrying a woman a lot taller than me and cuddling her all day
>>83689205NTA but I just started proxying everything and use custom art for the universes beyond sets.
>>83685085but I'm not a foid, anon.I wish I could be, but I'm not :sob:
>>83689602most of my edh friends have been doing that for yearsthere is some guy that prints custom proxies and they are almost identical to real cards and cost basically nothingcan't use them in tournaments but who cares if casual format with friends
>>83689524I seriously doubt itThe women in this board(the actual women and not the trannies badly larping as anime characters) are the type who would unironically compare being pregnant to being infested with parasites. I don't want that kind of woman in my life, let alone alone being the mother of my kids.>>83686549I'm having the opposite experience, the local game store closed down like 20 years ago and a new one popped up a couple of years ago. I don't even play the games, I just like hanging out there with friends and buy various boosters to see what I pulled.
>>83685208I totally forgot about this thread. Ok uh well>be the baby of a family of five>be the only boy>get very sick around 11-12>too poor for hospital >mom gets suppositories >no idea what it is but agree to it because I want to feel better>later that evening my mom and sisters help me to her bedroom and shut the door>they hold me down as mom inserts the big pills into my butt>I cry and say it hurts/uncomfortable >they keep shushing me and telling me it will feel better eventually >this goes on for a few days as my sisters do it to me instead of mom>something woke in me and made me hyper sexual after that >femdom/butt stuff im into right away>went through puberty and my hormones were crazy very soon after>find porn on the net and start with lesbian porn>eventually leads to lesbians with strapons which leads to futanariYay go family thanks
>>83690831>>they hold me down as mom inserts the big pills into my buttwho would have thought that something like that would eventually lead you to jerking off to cartoon girls with dicks anonwild
>>83690868It is wild. Oh well. I am sure I will get over it eventually. Life is funny sometimes anon.
>>83684640>tell me about your special interestSmall unit tactics and self defense.I fucking love playing with guns and fighting. The smell of gunpowder and the taste of blood are two of my favorite sensations, and the way my heart leaps when I clear rooms during CQB drills is indescribable. Not to mention how great it feels when I have a fireteam that drills with me and cares about the craft.Moving as a unit is a thing of beauty.
i like airplanes :)
>>83684640my special interest? idk. im too lazy to think. i guess ill talk about my minecraft world. >start survival island>assume ill play for a few hours then stop>end up playing for at least a month, still playing>terraform the island so it is all blocky>build a house with glass for walks>build a little farm>build some paths>build huge roof>build pool>build cute little japanese arch way thing>make copper golumns>go mining and find big cave and diamonds>go to nether and die a lot and build mini nether base>build lava fountain and little statueI plan to build a bridge to the mainland, or a few bridges at North, West, East and South. Plan to build a statue of a big skeleton and make the island look nice, and a tower in a cherry blossom forrest with an enchanting table on top. Maybe a building just for smelting / cooking and a chicken coop. Maybe a grave yard in a pale garden with the graves of friends I have had whom i am no longer friends with, or tv shows i liked that ended, or phases of my life that ended, and maybe a statue for my old dog. idk. pic related
>>83691073That's so fucking precious, dudeI'm not being ironic, I'm genuinely happy for you
