Unironically, what would fembots do if they got their ass grabbed or smacked?
>>83685026Entirely depends on who is doing the grabbing and my mood at the moment.
>>83685038This guy right here grabs your cheek.
>>83685046I don't know him and my current mood is gassy and sassy. So I would fart in his general direction and leave.
stab them to death, simple as
>>83685046I would beat his ass
>>83685026if he grabbed my ass I'd do the thing.the thing. turn around slow like something ancient just woke up behind my eyes & it's hungry but gentle.sogentle. look at him, but not angry. never angry. soft. the kind of soft that makes men forget their own names.I'd take his hand. the one that did it. hold it like a small creature that just wandered into my care & doesn't know yet that it's never leaving. interlock fingers & somewhere a church bell rings in the background? neither of us knows why. does it matter even?I'd look into his eyes & just. say nothing. let the silence get so thick he could choke on it. let him marinate, a bit.then, quiet. oh too quiet."shhhhh. hey. it's okay sweets. you're not getting this back. the hand. you. any of it. you touched me & now I'm keeping you. forever."
>>83685026>if he's hotask for numberi like confidence>if he's choppedpepper spray + taser + 9mm
>>83685152damn, not the 9mm
>>83685139>interlock fingers & somewhere a church bell rings in the background? neither of us knows why. does it matter even?you should become an author
Someone did this to my waifu Brittany in the subway and she followed him around filming him asking why he did that and does he thinks he's gigachad or something and eventually got him arrested. It was funny but also kinda demonstrated how autistic she is
>>83685053What if he cupped the fart and sniffed it?
>>83685441I would have already left so it wouldn't matter.
I wish my ass was small so people would stop just doing this in public but noooo had to get a fat badonkadonka AND dolly parton tittays when I just want to be a loser loner and rock the classic grey hoodie sysadmin robot aesthetic. Fuck this gay earth and advances in reproductive endocrinology allowing for in-vitro fertilization>ywn be in a /skinny girl/ thread as an ibtc dfc with white girl ass
>>83685459you're a man in a dress
>>83685176Give the icky. Get the blicky.
>>83685459How tall did you end up?
>>83685516ywnbm >>8368554134 inches and 500 pounds, only 20 pounds lighter than your mother.
>>83685571Zamn! My kind of lady!
>>83685571>34 inches and 500 poundsThis is how big my peanus weenus is hehe
>>83685026cry and try to run away. thats scary
When I get a gf I will play a prank. Lube up a marble then when she least expects it I will immobilize her and quickly insert the marble into her anus. It's funny because her sphincter will snap shut, making it difficult to remove.
>>83686848That's not a prank, you evil fuck.
>>83685535Breddy good ae-non, breddy good.
>>83685026really depends on who it is and if I know him. if he's a friend it'd depend again on which one... but ig I'd flirt with him. if it's a random I'd look pissed off and leave. I'm not big on confrontation but when I'm mad I WILL be beating his ass up
>>83685026By a>MoidCall the police>NonaTell her to stop being a pervert and blush
>>83686848I hope you never find a gf that's evil and sb should do it to you
>>83685026I am jelly how foids get away with such things...