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Unironically, what would fembots do if they got their ass grabbed or smacked?
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>>83685026
Entirely depends on who is doing the grabbing and my mood at the moment.
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>>83685038

This guy right here grabs your cheek.
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>>83685046
I don't know him and my current mood is gassy and sassy.
So I would fart in his general direction and leave.
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stab them to death, simple as
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>>83685046
I would beat his ass
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>>83685026

if he grabbed my ass I'd do the thing.the thing. turn around slow like something ancient just woke up behind my eyes & it's hungry but gentle.sogentle. look at him, but not angry. never angry. soft. the kind of soft that makes men forget their own names.
I'd take his hand. the one that did it. hold it like a small creature that just wandered into my care & doesn't know yet that it's never leaving. interlock fingers & somewhere a church bell rings in the background? neither of us knows why. does it matter even?
I'd look into his eyes & just. say nothing. let the silence get so thick he could choke on it. let him marinate, a bit.
then, quiet. oh too quiet.
"shhhhh. hey. it's okay sweets. you're not getting this back. the hand. you. any of it. you touched me & now I'm keeping you. forever."
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>>83685026
>if he's hot
ask for number
i like confidence
>if he's chopped
pepper spray + taser + 9mm
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>>83685152

damn, not the 9mm
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>>83685139
>interlock fingers & somewhere a church bell rings in the background? neither of us knows why. does it matter even?
you should become an author
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Someone did this to my waifu Brittany in the subway and she followed him around filming him asking why he did that and does he thinks he's gigachad or something and eventually got him arrested. It was funny but also kinda demonstrated how autistic she is
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>>83685053
What if he cupped the fart and sniffed it?
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>>83685441
I would have already left so it wouldn't matter.
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I wish my ass was small so people would stop just doing this in public but noooo had to get a fat badonkadonka AND dolly parton tittays when I just want to be a loser loner and rock the classic grey hoodie sysadmin robot aesthetic. Fuck this gay earth and advances in reproductive endocrinology allowing for in-vitro fertilization
>ywn be in a /skinny girl/ thread as an ibtc dfc with white girl ass
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>>83685459
you're a man in a dress
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>>83685176
Give the icky. Get the blicky.
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>>83685459
How tall did you end up?
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>>83685516
ywnbm
>>83685541
34 inches and 500 pounds, only 20 pounds lighter than your mother.
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>>83685571
Zamn! My kind of lady!
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>>83685571
>34 inches and 500 pounds
This is how big my peanus weenus is hehe
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>>83685026
cry and try to run away. thats scary
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When I get a gf I will play a prank. Lube up a marble then when she least expects it I will immobilize her and quickly insert the marble into her anus. It's funny because her sphincter will snap shut, making it difficult to remove.
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>>83686848

That's not a prank, you evil fuck.
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>>83685535
Breddy good ae-non, breddy good.
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>>83685026
really depends on who it is and if I know him. if he's a friend it'd depend again on which one... but ig I'd flirt with him.
if it's a random I'd look pissed off and leave. I'm not big on confrontation but when I'm mad I WILL be beating his ass up
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>>83685026
By a
>Moid
Call the police
>Nona
Tell her to stop being a pervert and blush
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>>83686848
I hope you never find a gf that's evil and sb should do it to you
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>>83685026
I am jelly how foids get away with such things...



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