Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)01:08:31 No.83685375

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Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)01:08:31 No.83685375

>want to watch a movie I rented from the library with my family
>it's a foreign film
>it's in black & white
>looks interesting
>barely get five minutes in
>mom loudly whines "oh my fucking godddddd this is so boring"
>dad's not looking up from his phone
>is watching youtube shorts at 100% volume
>i ask him to put the phone away and watch the movie
>says he's listening
>movie's in Tibetan, there's no fucking way he's "listening"
>politely ask him again to put the phone down and watch the movie
>he tells me to shut the fuck up and watch the movie if I'm so interested in it
>ask him to at least turn the volume down
>he starts yelling at me
>drop it and just deal with the noise
>the main character starts reciting a poem with his eyes closed in a long uninterrupted take
>mom jokes that his cadence kinda sounds like "panda" by desiigner
>shouts "panda" every time he pauses to take a breath
>everybody laughs
>once they get bored of that they all agree that they're tired of the movie and turn it off
>we don't have another DVD player in the house
>mfw I can't watch the movie I want to watch because my parents are literal intellectual teenagers