4chan needs user accounts.Have you seen the new captcha when you make a thread?That's why sites implement user accounts. So you wouldn't have to complete a 2-minute cappa every single time you post.The captcha as it is right now, takes longer than the registration process would>but my anonymityThe admin knows everything about you already, you're not anonymous. Stop being autistic.The time of accountless websites is over thanks to AI.You supported AI, so this is your fault.
>admin wants you to make an account>you're resentful>admin makes the captcha annoying as fuck>presents accounts as a solution>you're grateful
>>83685826buy a pass, retard>The admin knows everything about you alreadyprovenly false, look up the court documents from the....i think third time? that 4chan got sued
>>83685826>he can't afford a passkek what a broke bitch
if you get filtered by the captcha, just leave instead of trying to get your retarded xitter instagram normie shit on here, faggot
>>83685855how many times has 4chan been sued total now?i bought my 4chan gold to support the site out of genuine nostalgia and fondness especially considering sigourney was hemorrhaging money keeping it up for so long and refusing donations. also because of the the whole 2010 and 2014 things. sorry. it does make posting more fun though, and funnier to know it shows on the backend even more than the original ip did.
>>83685826Fact you are bringing filtered by a square peg in square hole captcha is funny as hell. Chimps can solve this.
>>83685826I just don't like managing my passwords. It's probably why I have the digital footprint of a rock, I don't sign into anything.Also the new captcha is way faster than the old one all I have to do is just look for a couple secs and click next
>>83685826You already can "login" if you REALLY want to. Notice how when you do the captcha, is offers for you to verify with email.
>>83685855>buyPAY to post here? What are you on?
>>83685903>Also the new captcha is way faster than the old one all I have to do is just look for a couple secs and click nextNo it's not. Fucking stop saying this alreadyMake a thread and see how much harder it isYou're just replying to threads you fucking lurker you have no idea
>>83685826The new captcha works perfectly fine, and if anything it's way less annoying than the Google captcha where you had to pick images and it would give it to you 5-10 times in a row with the transition between them taking like half a minuteYou're just low IQ and it's good that the new captcha filters you
>>83685866>>83685901The one where you have to count star spikes is fucking ass, anyone saying different is either trolling to look cool (fuckin middle school mentality) or has never made his own thread (very common with shy autists who are scared of being OP)
>>83686132the captcha is genuinely the easiest it has ever been now, i think you might just be fucking stupid.
>>83686126>You're just low IQ and it's good that the new captcha filters you4chan's captcha doesnt actually measure IQ.My website has an actual IQ test every time you wanna post.Why aren't you posting on my chan? Too low IQ?
>>83686136How is it easier than writing down one word that you see on the screen?You're still in cope mode. You still havent explained how registering an account is harder. Too stupid to register?
Oh look it's the same shit again, you cant criticize any gatekeeping system because it gives people an opportunity to look smart.Well played by the admin. This is the first time in history where anons actively defend heightened gatekeeping systems that only exist to make you waste more time and do more effort to post.
>>83685866>>83685901OP has proven his mettle by posting this thread. Where's your thread?
>>83685826>4chan needs user accounts.yeah we need cliques and shit like reddit
>>83686136>the captcha is genuinely the easiest it has ever been now, i think you might just be fucking stupid.Why would moot implement a captcha that is easier than the last one, if the whole point of captchas is to prevent posting?You make no sense.It's only easier when replying to threads. There's actually a significant gap in difficulty between posting a thread vs posting a reply. He seriously doesnt want people making threads.
>>83686143not the same person you are talking to you fucking idiot. yes, selecting a square not fitting into a group of two circles is easier than trying to parse whatever google is trying to digitize off their old scans that are borderline unreadable. lrn2imgbrd.
>>83686137Buy an ad, niggerr
>>83685826It takes literally 4 seconds to complete the new captcha.
>>83686168You do realize this captcha shit is only going to get worse over time, right?This is only the tip of the iceberg. Moot will make you sit a fucking math exam next year to prove you're human.How will you justify your stance then?Is it really so important that 4chan doesnt "resemble reddit"? Face it, it's fucking over. It's not 2008 anymore and 4chan can't keep pretending it is
>>83686175>>83686183I will ask you the third time now: HAVE YOU TRIED MAKING A FUCKING THREAD?If you say no I will get so fucking mad.We're not talking about the reply cappa here, we NEVER WERE.
>>83685826No, deaI with it.
>>83686185But if there's accounts then the site may as well not exist. So why not just leave, nigger?
>4chan user spends approximately 200 hours a year solving puzzles to hold back modern web features like user accountsThis is probably the largest display of collective autism in history.
>>83686185>bloobloo it's so haaardyou wouldn't even be on the internet in 2006 because you wouldn't even be able to figure it out and give up after 5 minutes
>>83686191Why, though?I can imagine this same site with user accounts.It would be exactly the same as before.You could still be posting under the name "anonymous", only the admin would know your username so you're still anon to other peopleNothing would change
>>83686170moot joined google in 2016 and retired in 2021 and lives happily in japan doing whatever he does that is not administrating a website that fundamentally despises any sort of autonomy from him and wants to constantly sexually degrade and psychologically torture him in attempted coups constantly. the old guard sits in discords and mocks his emails firing them from 2004 and his dental work and chin size.whatever the fuck else you are trying to say i have no idea. why would captcha be intended to prevent posting. it was intended to stop kimmos constant fucking spam for his pedo site. go look at archives from before captcha was implemented, threads are a solid 70% spam at minimum across boards. i got my first ban for telling a spambot to fuck off already and bitched about captcha being implemented when it was, saying it would never go away and would be an excellent way for google to have a backdoor for post tracking. much like i bitched about the board split into adv sci lit etc rapidly reducing the collective iq of r9k by draining away intelligent users and only leaving the dregs left to bond over whining about bitches and whores. as it still is. suck my massive throbbing tranny cock.
>>83686196>bloobloo it's so haaardWhy are you turning this into a fucking competition?Even if it took 0.00001 seconds it would still be pointless.This is why I hate males / moids. Their toxic masculinity / testosterone forces them to compete on absolutely everything.Is it cold/hot outside? Males compete on who endures it the best. "Hurr durr it's not even that hot to me, stop complaining"Goddamn moids you ruined the web.
>>83686187you are still talking to multiple people you fucking schizo. i am over >>83686205here. and yeah, i made a thread just fine the other day. you get your brain indexed lately? it might be damaged in the prefrontal cortex, you seem to completely lack emotional regulation.
>>83686193l dream of stars
>>83685826you have to be a single-celled organism to not be able to complete this new capita in seconds. it was implemented specifically so even more invalids can fill post on this website.
>>83686205>board split into adv sci lit etc rapidly reducing the collective iq of r9k by draining away intelligent users and only leaving the dregs left to bond over whining about bitches and whoresI felt this.This board is so fucking dumb now that people feel actual pride for completing the captcha.
>>83686221>it was implemented specifically so even more invalids can fill post on this website.I'm tired of your lying and baiting, anon.It was implemented to stop AI robots from posting. AI has evolved too fast and could solve the text captcha so it had to be replaced.This new captcha changes once every few days which i fuckin hateIt has a new problem every time I post and it takes time because i have to read the text
>lets make r3ddit 2.0
Count the number of stars with exactly 22 spikesYou have 5 seconds.You're low IQ if you cant do it, I could easily do this.
>>83686226genuinely insane how bad of an idea it was to do this jan 25 2010 and november 10 2011. he brought back new on jan - bad idea along with the board split. r9k fractures in june 2010, it and new get purged in jan 2011 but r9k is brought back in november with FUCKING POL CREATED. i hate pol so goddamn much, k should have stayed the de facto right wing politics board. everyone wants to point fingers at l and sm, did you know there used to be a fucking guro board. i miss z personally. and flash.
>>83686260>did you know there used to be a fucking guro boardYes, I'm a pre-2010 poster (36 years old). /b/ had so many illegal threads all the timeThis is barely the same site anymore.
>>83685826The current captcha takes less time than the previous one, and every other post I make doesn't even require me to do one. Captcha complainers are just outing themselves as retards and us regular IQ folk don't need to take you seriously. Sometimes you gotta count the boxes without dots in them for 4 images, that's the most time intensive it gets. Takes me 5 seconds tops. It took me longer to move the slider to line up the hidden letters and type them out. Took me longer to pick out the bicycles. We're in a good captcha era. Go to reddit for your user accounts.
>>83686239damn thats crazy i wonder what the alpha release was like
>>83686317Im not an oldfag, so I wouldn't know any better.
>>83686276i am as well (let us not do the math here, that already got us in trouble once). most people never mention the guro one for some reason. or the text boards. this place was fun, once, way back when. for a time, before it was forcibly lobotomized. what a shame it had to play out the way it all did.
>>83686211Yet we developed the entire WORLD for you lazy skanks to sit around farting into your sofa seats.
>>83686323this is gonna blow your tits clean off then. 300something thread of replies from women on r9k in 2011 with no hostility from male users with the op being >Do girls ever get wet just on the appearance or non sexual actions of a guy?
>>83686317>bring on the heckin downdoots, progressive leddit brethren!
>>83686226>This board is so fucking dumb now that people feel actual pride for completing the captcha.its not about pride it's about gatekeeping retards and bots that just burst their 80IQ verbal diarrhea everywhere, that does nothing to help anyone
>>83686202Even if accounts were private - which they wouldn't be - now instead of just resetting your router when there's a ban you have to go through the whole rigamaroo of registering a new account, no thank you.
>>83686366sorry what was that? bit loud in here, i think someone is rapping off in the distance.
>>83686364Yeah, guys used to not give a shit. Foids shot themselves in the foot with the gender war they instigated. Now they get shit on here constantly as they deserve.
>>83686437oh right let me highlight this for you again:> Anonymous 04/06/08(Sun)18:59:5 No.485132>>485114>You are awesome, good sir, but not awesome enough for me to get muted over you.oh sorry, did you all not realize the entire old redditor vernacular you love to mock is literally because when r9k was made they wanted to larp as a gentlemans b? the board personification was anon in a suit or tux and tophat and the speech was intentionally incredibly formal and polite. it was literally the prototype for reddit. they referred to each other as gentlemen. robot was not a term for anons, it referred to THE robot overlord of the board functionality.guess that is a bit hard to swallow - just like this airquote reddit spacing right? mlady fedora tipping is your history.
>>83686471pinpoint exactly what you are referring to. i would love to see what you mean. clearly you have better archives than i do about the board history, right?
>>83686471btw all the men in there are blushing and stuttering over the women finding them attractive when they are taking off their glasses or just rolling up their sleeves as the women compliment and comfort them and they flirt back. not really what i would call>not giving a shitbut ok. lmao.
>>83686119I'd consider it since it's better than most forums on the internet and supporting things you like is a good idea so more of it gets created.
>>83685866>>83686136>>83686126>>83686183>>83686297You misunderstand. The captcha to post a comment is significantly easier than the captcha to make a new thread. Tried the latter recently and it was very annoying in comparison. I don't mind the captcha for commenting at all, thats in fact an improvement and not the issue.There's also still daily spam threads on /gif/ and other boards so what is the captcha actually doing?
>>83685826>4chan needs user accounts.you know, never sounds like a pretty good day for that. Not only is anonymity the best thing about 4chan it's also what it's most known for. And it's less about admin knowing who you are and more about literally everyone else. On websites with user accounts people start caring less about what's being said and more about who's saying it. There's an innate bias in that. I get the captchas are annoying but they are worth the cost. If you want accounts go literally anywhere else on the internet.
>>83686525>The captcha to post a comment is significantly easier than the captcha to make a new threadIt's literally the same thing, it just has a longer waiting time to request the captcha
>>83685826The new captcha is easier and faster than the old captcha and I will not make an account. Fuck you.
>having to wait two minutes to create a threadHow does it feel to be that much of a brainlet? I almost never have to solve it to verify.
>>83685826If you cant solve a simple f the picture that matches this description or is the opposite problem then you are too retarded to provide anything of worth and should not be posting anyways. Think of the four spike stars as shurikens you nog>>83686193Unironically would rather do this than account bullshit, at that point this place is just reddit but more autistic and worse
>>83686119Captchas are for poorfags and troglodytes.
>>83686185>mootAnon, did you live in a cave or something?
>>83686170Congratulations on proving that you are retarded. For one thing moot doesn't run the site anymore, secondly the catches are to prevent BOTS from posting you ignoramus.
>>83686601The captchas are not only different but more complex when making a thread. Plus you have to solve it at least thrice. One error and you gotta do it again after waiting out a cooldown period.
>>83686119>poorfag musings
>>83689100It's literally the same as when you post, you have to make three of them when you're posting too
>>83689465Hmm i've never had to do that. Wondering if it's for using 4chan on the same device since forever.
I wish it showed the captcha completion time next to posts so I could laugh at OP and his ilk
