>Work a job that sucks in a small town that sucks>Town is genuinely so ass that on a national television program they called my neighbor "a pretty girl in a town where pretty girls are rare">Get paid extra because its ass >Get my masters degree at night while wageslaving>Look at new jobs with the degree requirement>Still small paycut>Living anywhere that isnt cringe is expensive>Feel I gotta move out and on >Fuck my stupid chud life