what kind of haircut do robots have? im curious, i have pic rel of course im not as handsome as these motherfuckers but im on formal wear mostly all day so it works, women not allowed in this thread
I just buzz it when it grows long enough to annoy me and leave it be otherwise. Spending time in front of the mirror makes me feel vain and homosexual. I'd rather look like a homeless autist than a wannabe handsome preppy guy
>>83688088I wonder what OP looks like with this haircut. Its probably a funny view.
I have shoulder length hair. I think I am just gonna keep growing it.
>>83688123>I'd rather look like a homeless autist than a wannabe handsome preppy guyvalid point, what i do for a living demands me to be sharp as a combat knife, but on my days off i just go out with oversized clothes and messy hair>>83688133ive been told i look like someone who is clean and responsible, im clean but sometimes i like to snort cocaine before a big meeting with a client, no one has noticed so far>>83688158>I have shoulder length hair. I think I am just gonna keep growing it.sounds good is it wavy?, curly?, straight?
>>83688088collarbone length wavy hair
>>83688164Wavy I guess.
>>83688088>what kind of haircut do robots have?I just have like standard short hair now. I had longer hair, that was maybe like 3 inches past shoulder length, but I ended up getting a buzz-cut about 4 months ago. I'd post a photo of myself here if this board didn't have that one rule.
>>83688174>>83688197femcels fuck off pls
>>83688291I'm a grown man with a penis
>>83688291I am a biological male, brohame.
>>83688088haircuts seem gay to me. i never cared about hair so i just use a clipper to give myself a buzzcut every 2-3 months. if it was up to me id choose to go bald so i didnt have to even do that.
>>83688088Unironically this pic related.>>83688366If that were true you would grow your hair out, giving yourself autism haircuts is still a haircut.
>>83688461at some point shaving hair is less work/friction than having bothersome long hair. for me that's only after a few months because i get dandruff easily and worry that it gets into IEM vents and filters when i'm wearing them. and i just feel more pure and clean in general with short or no hair. its nicer/more tactile walking around outside in, no drying is required after showering. and its just one less worry. i also get to feel superior in a way sometimes when seeing threads like this, desu. some people actually kill themselves because their hair isnt how they want it
>>83688088I just recently got a haircut. It's such a struggle to drive an hour roundtrip and pay $40, but it's the only quality haircut I've ever had.
>>83688569actually, routinely shaving your hair and constantly going "oh no! My hair has grown by 2mm! I'm a freak!" is much more work than just not getting your hair cut at all.>dandruffirrelevant to hair length, if anything the correlation is the opposite where most guys with dandruff I see have short hair.
>>83688621get some lip balm for that dried out incel mouth of yours
>>83688668>"oh no! My hair has grown by 2mm! I'm a freak!"i shave it every 2-3 months as mentioned.. this takes me a few minutes with the clipper.. drying it after showering for example, x times, takes way way longer. my point stands>irrelevant to hair lengthmaybe. i guess i just feel cleaner because when im near bald i can see my scalp, and be sure that shampoo reaches it
>>83688088Mine looks a lot like this after a fresh haircut just with a slightly shorter top. Then I let it grow out every 1-2 months because I can't be bothered to cut it more often. I'd like to start cutting my hair myself so I never have to go to the barber again
>>83688688Funny you say that, so my grandma got me a lip balm for Christmas as a stocking stuffer, and I decided okay let me try it - turns out I'm allergic to whatever cheap type that was. It dried my lips to the point of cracking, numbed them, made them swollen a bit, and overall my lips felt like they kissed a hot stove without the pain. Switched to vaseline chapstick and now they're slowly healing. Also, I love when I'm told I look like Chudjak, love that lil guy.
>>83688697>drying it after showering for example, x times, takes way way longer.Have you ever had long hair? I don't even dry it after showering unless I'm immediately going out. It takes no time whatsoever, even when quickly blow-drying it.>i shave it every 2-3 months as mentioned..yeah but when you reach the 2 months and 29 days, it doesn't look like an unkempt mess? if you're not combing it and styling it and putting gel or some other product in it.Why not just shave your head every week? Why wait up to 3 months?
>>83688621Mexican ahh nigga
>>83688088On average I get two haircuts a year and just let it grow it in between. Usually each haircut is different and since I'm fortunate to still have thick, fast growing hair I like to try different things with it. My last haircut was in May so I've just been growing out a zoomer style mullet which hasn't looked too bad as it is now. This coming May though I'm gonna shave it all off to a high and tight.
>>83688736i've never had long hair to where it reaches my shoulders no, but the hair that i do have is very thick and i definitely have to dry it. not fully, but just enough to where it doesnt drip or make the pads on my headphones wet. or make me cold if i go outside. this is, without a shadow of a doubt, more work than just using the clippers when it gets a few cm long.. why do you think shaving is so much work? with a strong clipper you could probably do it in less than 2 minutes. none of this is much work anyway, but if we're getting down to specifics then shaving it now and again is definitely less friction that accomodating long hair in various contexts, at least for me.>yeah but when you reach the 2 months and 29 days, it doesn't look like an unkempt mess? if you're not combing it and styling it and putting gel or some other product in it.Why not just shave your head every week? Why wait up to 3 months?you just quoted me saying i shave it every 2-3 months so why mention 2 months and 29 days? again, i shave it approximately every 2-3 months. i guess i've even shaved it after 7-8 weeks a couple times, or 4 months another time. i tend to wait 2-3 months because that is typically when i think it's worth shaving.. i find this the path of least resistance for me. shaving it every other week is unnecessary friction, just as letting it grow too long would be.
mid back length wavy blonde hair because I hate haircuts and get the ends trimmed every 5 months for health, its very healthy.
>>83688088I just let it grow as long as I can but I take care of it.
>>83688839>>83688870Sons of Odin, anons?
>>83688905perhapsyou have been muted for 2 seconds
>>83688968Looks gay. Cut it faglord.
For curlychads, the best haircut is just messy/curly.
>>83689012nah im good, wont be doing that seething baldcel
>>83688968You look so young, man! Maybe too young to grow a beard, that'd make your long hair even cooler.Either way you have the Children of Bodom aesthetics and that rocks!
>>83689227>so youngnawh im like 25, the cheeks are filling in though over time, I would like a beard, whenever it decides to actually fill in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7FgjfcKuuo
>>83689372So you're a metalhead? Do you happen to be Swedish too?
I am still growing it out again after foolishly getting it cut short.
>>83689677I am not swedish, english but my family are german. Mostly enjoy death and some black metal, crowbar are also goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hfwdV8opHE&list=RDEM_X_qOHa6vaTis0se0_zY-Q&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axa6f8L6hdU&t=2shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXOiZQEMr1g&list=LL&index=452currently blastinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCtvXSWcblA&t=331s
i have a messy non styled haircut almost always. i grow it out and then shorten it whenever its neccesary. i got like constant bed hair too so i just kinda go outside with the shittiest hair styles known to man
>>83689888You're the type of anon I love sharing this board with, man! \m/
>>83688088shoulder length hair ( as a guy)
>>83688621shave these ridiculous "mustache" and "beard"
>>83688461Townsend had the GOAT skullet. He does look way better with his head shaved though.
>>83691096It's the beaner goatee
Standard metalhead.Would reach almost to my butt without the clip.
>>83688088Blonde, shoulder length hair and I have a goatee. I often tie my hair like Geralt from the Witcher.
>>83688123that's why you are a 40 year old virgin
