We're getting a 3DPD prostitute printer, edition
First for graped foids
Women are ugly and smelly lol
>Trump announces plan to hit UK with extra tariffs over Greenland
Err lads I think this is my thread? Pretty sure I dropped it on the ground earlier.
>>83688009If you are successful, ambitious or high IQ you move to London. If you are a mong you stay in your hometown. Simple as.
>>83688225Delusional. London is a violent third world shit hole and I will never go back there unless it becomes an English city again.Everyone with a brain is leaving London as fast as they can.
Just saw Mr crypto close a 1k+ long thingie.*emails the thread secretary and tells him to book the whore*
>>83688223the only thing you dropped is your GAY CARD! ha ha
the new MacDonalds serf n turf is delicious
>>83688279Are peasants really that tasty?
>>83688287i did a stupid didnt i ?
>>83688279for me its the serf and terf burger
>>83688295Not really, I'm a pedantic weirdo.
>>83688305>terf burgersounds tough and bitter>>83688307i thought it was funny
Any of you lids using a VPN to post on 4chan..? Need a VPN that works with the 4chan captcha... (assuming any exist)
Have you ever met a girl like Effy Stonem?
Nobody is going clubbing anymore. Teens are not shagging anymore. Everyone is fucked.
What is the point of teenage years? God I wish I could relive and do things right.
>>83688337>Teens are not shagging anymore. Everyone is fucked.if anything its the opposite (=
place your betshas welper been tempted?
>>83688376>has welper been tempted?i honestly couldnt give damn
Oh to be a cool sixth form teenager and shag lots of girls.
>>83688345Feel bad for the innocent Thai kids who have you as their teacher. Is it a normal guy this time? Will we actually learn English this year? Nope, another child molester.
>>83688327Fink u need a 4chan pass, they block all the VPN ranges quicksnap
>>83688384That's why you moved to Asia to "teach English" isn't it lad?You also that lad who seethes about deanos mucking about in class 20 years ago? Hahahaha. What a melt.
Never did drugs as a teenager.
>>83688394I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too
Wish id been a teen idle.
I just being a teenager in the 00s was so much better. God I miss emo girls. They rocked.
wish this pathetic doomer faggot would shut the fuck up
Sad girls with damage are my weakness for some reason. Self harm scars on a bird send my emotions wild with desire, agony and love.
Have you ever dates a goth chick?
Now this is LUSH and I do mean lush x
Just want to disappear into the past. Think of how incredible uk was in the 90s and early 00s. Trainspotting, Oasis, Blur, Pulp, Suede, Acid house rave, ecstasy, raving, goths. Music was still important. Youth culture was still cool. People were shagging. These days everything is just fucking internet and cancelling and retards talking about politics and shit they know nothing of.
>>83688441I had a friend who dated a girl like that. He woke up one morning and she'd cut his dick off and superglued it to his head, and ran off with his hamster.It's not worth it, anon.
>>83688488https://youtu.be/RhaLaKYDHyAGotta get home quick march on the double
Serf and Terf could be a good comedy/satire idea. Set it in an American private equity backed restaurant chain in London. Tension between the working class kitchen staff and the Terf management. They also find familiar ground. You could have a storyline about one of the Terf management teaming up with the local Muslim extremist. Or it's revealed late in the series one of them was a passing tranny all along. Decent mileage in this methinks
>>83688476why is your laptop on a toilet?
>>83688501Why would a trans exclusionary radical feminist team up with a muslim? Why would a tranny be a trans exclusionary radical feminist?
>>83688514The term terf has absolutely lost all meaning. I got downvoted on reddit for suggesting that the conservative party probably wasn't filled with radical feminists of any stripe. As usual it's just turned into 'people I don't like'
>>83688476Why are your hands so small?Do you suffer from dwarfism?
https://youtu.be/G28dz7JOjQM90s tunes for the masses
>>83688476is it annoying having everything in your house sideways
>>83688507So I can watch the football in the bath
>>83688514>Why would a trans exclusionary radical feminist team up with a muslim?She's targeted by Islamist extremists because of her anti-woke views>Why would a tranny be a trans exclusionary radical feminist?Infiltrating to take down from within
>>83688551>bath>candle gay!
There's a rapid clicking sound coming from somewhere in my bedroom and I have no idea what it is.
>>83688573radiator?
Sunderland boys win again if that's alright with you de lids. Oh aye x
>>83688573Maybe it's a ghost snapping it's fingers along to a snazzy tune?
>>83688614Wollocks status? Looking for a quick update
>>83688219At least he won't forget his name in a hurry.
Eating these. Absolutely lush. I'm a bit of a IRN BRU fanatic.
Just saw the fittest lass IRL ever
>>83688690And you missed your chance by not speaking to her. Sad!
>>83688698She was with a bloke and her/his parents
>>83688676Didn't have any drink. Kept to the soft drinks didn't I. Keeping meself fresh for tomorrows.
Do you stop fancying 16-25 year olds when you get older, like in your mid to late 30s?
You fancy me DON'T YOU!?!?!?!?!?
What? You think I'm sexy? Cor, thanks guys.
There's literally nothing wrong with a 53 year old man leaving his ugly bitch wife for a charming and sexy 19 year old woman (yes, she is a woman, not a girl, at 19 years old).
90s tunes is it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiMrrleH_hI
>>83688738early 20s is about the youngest i can knock one out to these dayst.36 year old
OI, Mr crypto, yer audio's fugged.
Another one, thinks she's hot shit because she has bobs.
>>83688773>There's literally nothing wrong with...There is
>>83688530Terf still means its original definitionThey are feminists, they are radical, and they hate tranniesThe only difference between them and most women is the degree to which they hate trannies
>>83688829Stinky mong sat in a stinky boxroom
It's all fun, till you come round, bound on the floor, and she has your dismembered benis in her handbag.
>>83688850does she have other blokes dicks in her bag aswell? i hope my dick doesnt touch another blokes, thats gay
*turns off the heating in the thread*
corrr fucking freezing in here
>>83688738No, you just cope with finding older women attractive also
Freshly buttered toast. The most tasty meal for the least amount of effort put in.
>>83688773Only if she's Thai or Vietnamese or Cambodian or from one of those other thirdie countries.If there's a trade-off between the 2, then that makes it acceptable for some reason.
>>83688909Make it even less effort and don't toast it. Still tastes good assuming your bread is decent ofc
just dont put butter on
>>83688848That's a bit mean lad, I was only making a joke.>>83688865I bet she does. And that is the real reason you don't stick your dick in crazy, cause crazy going to stick your dick in a bag with a load of other dicks and turn you gay.
Immediately unsubscribe/unfollow if the foid I watch so much as hints at having a BF
OMG, actual footage of twollmong when he sees a /bantfeel/ thread.https://youtu.be/EtWjjWAeAGU?si=XfSTicseJQvZtcpB&t=1630
Females and their various holes and smells
>>83688986>Females and their various holes and smellsCorr, bet they smell of pretty flowers. Must taste nice as well. You wouldn't lick something nasty.
>>83688995You would if the idea of it being nasty appeals to you, which is how brappists probably work
>>83689009Ah, kind of one of those beauty is in the eye of the beholder things, got ya.
Relapsed on them wizzas again lids. Fresh start tomorrows x
>>83689075You can't relapse on za. Looks lush that one. Wouldn't say it's a relapse though, not like you're a fatty bum bum
Mister lover man, Shabba.
Do I get a kebab? Possibly...
>>83689075fatty paedoboy shit it today.
>>83689099Oh aye it lush. No pots and pans for me if that's alright with you de lid. Cutting it right down after this thoughs x
>>83688995I tried it once. It tasted vile. No idea if that's normal, but I'll probably never get to try it with anybody else to compare.
Inspired by HHL to get a pizza AND a kebab. Chumba hours x
>tour de france starting in edinburghy tho
>>83689204They might be lost?
Sad to think that there are people out there with kids, friends and things to live for who are currently battling cancer and other illnesses that will eventually kill them, but this outcome never seems to befall people like me who absolutely hate life and have nothing to live for whatsoever.
>>83689191Tell them to use the pizza to wrap the kebab instead of a naan.
Reminder that helper aka paedoboy is a registered paedophile who has to sign on at the police station weekly.
hmm....looks like a bit of a pepperonilet wizza
Can't believe hostlad is just farting into his microphone for hours. Rude.
>>83689247you're going to spend saturday night all alone posting about him
>>83689264Think what you want lad, im not the one defending a paedophile
>He's going on day 2 of trolling HHL now with the pedo shit. What a life!
shall i have a bath? am seriously considering having a bath
Necked that wizza now washing it downs with a nice cold can of wanta worange fresh out that fridge. Gaff nice and warm due to the heating being all day. Could be worse x
Corr! I wish I was as cool as you! I wish my life was as good as yours! Spending 16 hours a day here taking the piss out of someone!
>>83689292He's stopped the harassment of ruthlad, and moved on to helpie, I think. Notice how the HHL stuff ramps up and there's been no mention of him for the last couple of days.
paedo lad paedo lad the uk paedo
nice and easy 3rd place tonight in the granboard tournament, well chuffed
>>83689367>granboardWhat's that?
>tfw no granboard gf
>>83689384This isn't my photo but it will help to explain. It's soft tip darts, quite big in the states and asia, I've recently started playing and am really enjoying it. Helps me socialise a bit as well albeit online.
>>83689399that sounds alright that does x
>>83689314Sad little mong who has nothing better to do with his life. Bet he's never kissed a girl and vents his anger out on others here to justify his pathetic life.
>>83689297Hard life, but someones gotta do it
>>83689399It's all electronic like?Crazy world
>>83689441Yeah, it's powered by two double A's (mine is anyway) and bluetooth to your phone or tablet for scoring and online play.
>>83689427You're pathetic defending a paedo you know that, right?
>>83689461What's the evidence?
Being dead is better than being alive as a loser male
>>83689457What's to stop you from cheating? Besides it being boring and lame of course
>>83689461It's 2026. Pedoflinging is 2025. Get with the times, boring
>>83689461You keep saying he has to go sign on at a police station but haven't provided any evidence whatsoever. Just another sad twoll making things up because your own life is so laughably shit.
>>83689485that will be my cope when i wake up dead one day
>>83689474Last weeks threads had it all, not my problem you didn't see it, is it? Can't blame everyone else for your problems.>>83689501not me who said that actually but factual anyway
Another day/night spent all day on the computer talking about HHL, is it King?
>>83689498the dart registers the hit as it goes in the board and to play online you have to have a camera enabled. you can either show yourself throwing or show the board itself. Pretty easy to sniff out a cheat and have only come across one so far
>>83689512put the trip back on sean lad you pathetic paedo.
Yeah, it's a Sober Saturday for me. Keeping meself fresh for that cinema trip tomorrows to see that 28 Years Later: The Wone Wemple.
>>83689510You lying sack of shit there is no proof at all. Go outside and talk to real people or even a woman it might change your outlook on life that you so desperately need.
>>83689523Got any 180s yet? What's your highest finish? I'm absolute wank at darts, got borked depth perception
>>83689510>Last weeks threadssaw it as well
*trolls frantically looking up the showtimes for 28 Years Later tomorrow in Sunderland*Not that they'd do anything about it anyway lmao
>>83689530No mate but i've only started playing in december, the closest I've come is T20 T20 single 5, but it was so close!! highest finish was today, I checked out 86, T12, 12, D19. I don't think i'll be doing that any time soon lol. My average is 44 so there's a lot of work to be done :) it helps playing against fellow shitters so it's not loss after loss
>>83689545he already told us he's going lad, days ago.
>>83689527Reviews seem quite decent. I'll probably go see it next week when the crowds have died down a bit.
I've been using a iphone 7 since 2015 and just upgraded to an iPhone 14 and fucking hell iPhones are fucking massive now I have to hold the cunt with 2 hands now, shite it is.
>>83689554Sorry I don't spend 24/7 on britfeel like you lmao
>>83689564It's all phones. We used to take the piss out of these sizes 10 years ago, and now they're all standard. Hate 'em
>>83689567really? you're on here every day defending peadolad though?
>>83689575I don't really care about Helper. I just find it hilarious you mongs spend all day obsessing over him. He lives rent free in your head and it's lush
>>83689591>I don't really care about Helperspend every waking hour defending himok lad
Enjoying a swan session blonde right now...or is it a swan special blonde?
>>83689613any sulphates in that?
Helper went to a football match today with his cousin while you spent all day in your boxroom talking about him on britfeel.
>>83689635still spending every waking hour defending him lad? ha ha ha, you're rattled.
>>83689598You've done him lol
>>83689564>I've been using a iphone 7 since 2015lies. apps don't get supported
Saturday night total fucking loser posting hours? Yep. ;_;
Tomorrow when Helper is at the cinema enjoying his 28 Years Later movie you'll be sat there posting about him on britfeel like you everyday. This is your life until you die.
>>83689664Yes they do as long as you update the iOS. To be fair I did need an upgrade as eBay and YouTube stopped working, I just used the safari versions of those apps.
>>83689683still posting about him paedolad?
>>83689683You're a sad act lol
Corr de lid those Seethie Weethers really did a number on you in the shower de lid didn't they? Never seen so many stitches used in repairing your bum hole de lid looked awful it did lid. There was a train stretching all way from shower to cafeteria lid they did a number on you de lid.Got a nice new pillow for your face de lid. Hold still while I smothey-wother you de lid. Call us a frogger you wucking wunt.
>>83689758Fuck off frogger, better to die on my feet than live on my knees
So this Korean boutique label Nova Media has put out a lot of Hong Kong films that are hard to see. Might have to put in a cheeky order at some point. English subtitles included... oh aye!
Smashed the pizza and kebab lads didn't I x
>>83689873You've barely touched it lad get it down ya x
>>83689551>I checked out 86, T12, 12, D19That really isn't bad, anything over 40 is a tricky checkout for your average player
>>83689873I relapsed on the wizza earlier too lid. Fresh start tomorrows x
fell aleep in the bath, was in there for well over an hour
>>83690018dangerous that lad
*bes 2013*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_5z4n5TZ2Q
>>83690018>>83690049i've heard that theres apus what break into houses and wiss on lads they find sleeping in baths
>>83690018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcSVtBns_Zc
Is there a more pathetic and evil man in Britain than HelperLad?
>>83690487you mean paedolad?
Failed my resolution to stay off the darknetmarkets, BUT it is only to replenish muscle relaxers. I very strongly resisted the urge to buy ketamine and opioids despite very much wanting to. I will try to sit on the remaining xmr until it goes up (and then I will inevitably spend it)
Quiet in here tonight lads, hope the good ones are up to something fun. Me, had some tacos and now I'm in bed watching bobs burgers. Sleepy time soon x
Just saw that video going round on Ribbit of some bastards loosing an Apu onto the motorway. There was another lad waving a kebab wrap on the other side and the wee lid saw it and ran across. Didn't know people still played Frogger in this day and age. In tears they abuse how hungry Apus are most of the time. The Helping community are going to riot again I can feel it.
>>83690645If the Apus natural predators hadn't all been wiped out we wouldn't have the seethie mess we do today. It's imperative that their numbers are kept down, especially in countries where they're an invasive species. Playing frogger is actually a pretty good way to get some exercise and fresh air, trim their numbers down to an acceptable level and locate the most athletic helpers.
>>83690645>The Helping community are going to riot again I can feel it.coming up to spawning season as well so they'll be both angry and horny, i'd be barricading my doors if i were you
Grown men spending Saturday night alone playing make believe online about their imaginary frogs.
>he thinks frogs are imaginary
Grown men spending Saturday night alone complaining about other grown men playing make believe online about their imaginary frogs.
>>83690723They're very real and are great at hiding from Seethoids like you. They can sense unwomfiness a mile away.
I'm not alone. I'm hanging out with my friends on the /britfeel/ thread.
>>83690786>I'm not alone. I'm hanging out with my friends on the /britfeel/ thread.Das right.
sean up to his usual samefag gimmick at this time of night, sad!
love a good frogpost me
those wacky apus, what will they get up to next?
>>83690837Well they spawn in late March/Early April so most of them are going to be scouting out their favourite ponds to claim. Competition for a spot is fierce.
any wurger king lads in?
>>83690915can only imagine the desperation many of them feel swiping on plenty of frens
>>83690915>/britfeel/ apus garn pond without success again
>>83690933Frendr always peaks in the months afterwards. The ones that fail turn seethie or go prison gay, it's heartbreaking.
Quite tired me. Might have an early night in beddingtons. All tuckered out from watching that wooty and necking them wizzas aren't I.
Being dead sounds better than being alive
>>83689135>No pots and pans for meyou never cook for yourself though?
Females pooing
Thinking bout all the people doing their wollocks in tonight while I stay sober, womfy and fresh for tomorrow. No hangover or comedowns for me this weekend and it's lush x
>>83691084They're all having fun whilst you are not.
Going on a one way trip to beachy head
>>83691150I remember Beachy Head when Bowie died. Was terrible.
>>83691110I didn't even enjoy most of my nights out last year. Town is full of aggressive drunks and drama hounds. Much rather be at homes staying womfy.
I need to transfer a woman's urine out of her bladder and into my mouth by way of the urinary meatus of her vulval vestibule.
>>83691203I haven't been on a night out for nearly 10 years now and I don't miss them one bit. Think I can count the decent nights out I've had on one hand.
Helperlad gets 3 meals cooked for him a day, 3 holidays a year, wuppas and takeaways on tap, trips to Flamingo Land and other days out, a social worker and spacker cords in case he needs help.i dont even get a council tax reductionlife is handed on a plate to him, britain doesn't care about its workers any moreit's over lads.
beachy head for me is a blowjob from R- on a beach in whitby
>>83691287She's more of a Filey lass is R. Whitby is too much of a tourist trap these days, it'd be hard to find a quiet spot.
paedoboy is barred from most clubs anyway
designing a kite that will support my own body so that i can take to the air
Would like to be buried at sea
i am fond of a spot of /brit/ now and then but i'm banned from /int/ right now. this place looks less fun
Would pay to down a warm pint of a cute girl's piss
>>83691275>I haven't been on a night out for nearly 10 years nowI suppose it depends where you go as well. Sunderland is a shit night out for the most part but I enjoyed my last night out in Durham. Newcastle is very hit and miss but mostly avoid it due to how expensive is it is and getting a taxi back from there can be a right pain in the arse.
I think I used to have seasonal affective disorder. Spring was the only time of the year I saw an upturn in my general mood, then it started to drop in the summer, then it would hit a nosedive in autumn and be terrible for the whole of winter. For the past few years I have just felt consistently terrible all year round.
>go on /gif/ for a cheeky fap>end up browsing rekt threads all nightevery. fucking. time
Anyone shagged a hooker?
>>83691306The bouncers know he is a wrong'un so they spark him out
>>83691369What got you banned? Were you nonceing again?
>>83691385I went to university in Manchester which is supposed to be a nightlife haven and I hated it. Nightlife might be for you, but it not for me.
>>83691422i was telling the truth about the irish but some little mick freak reported me apparently
>>83691389Shagged a lot back in the day. Wouldn't recommend it. You can't just buy intimacy like that, it isn't right.
>>83691413I'd love to be a fly on the wall while he's getting battered
Will there ever be a peace between auditors and pissheads in this country?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_bf1IqOF5Y
Helperlad's chin taking a mighty uppercut from a bouncer and his long neck extending upwards like a Rock 'em Sock 'em Robot,
mad how aesthetically pleasing some of the prior attempts at an aeroplane were than what actually ended up working
The thing that made it worse was my fear of mice.
Thinking bout them nachos at the cinema tomorrow. Oh aye they lush. I'll be having two sides of hot cheese dippingtons if that's alright with you x
Never having sex or a relationship
>>83691515are you a jolly fat englishman then
>>83691484birds can fly, just makes sense to make it look like a birb, innit
of course he's one of those mongs that stinks out the cinema with that utter slop
ill spark you out if that's alright with you spackerboy
Time for beddingtons is it not x
Well that was an amazing Saturday night alone ;_;
Kissing Sean's sweet lips before he goes to bed x
>>83691554just getting started for me, i'm an american by nationality, but a brythonnic celt by blood
>>83691542Earlyfag. You live the life of a 65 year old woman when you're off the wooze.
>ywn cuddle with sean in bed and fall asleep in his arms
Hate people with the surname Cohen
>>83691749Are you gay for sean then lad
>>83691763is that one of paedoboys mates?
Phwaor gotten up haven't i XIndeed yes
I want a girl to clog my toilet
comfy viewing tonight xhttps://youtu.be/DuB2cUGfA3o
avin a tom tit
How many of these little lids could you fight at once do you think?
Snackin' on some of my Spaffa Cakes
>>83692112Imagine using him as a fleshlight
Kinnell lids, some of these VNs fucking go on forever. The playtime estimates on VNDB are complete bollocks. Most people must be skipping voice lines. Can't complain, really. You get your money's worth that's for sure.
>>83692112ten stone lifter back ITT
>>83692130spakka cakes
willies willies willies
