haii /r9k/! (^w^)/watz ur ideal type of partner?? :3 are they cute? :3 are they HOT? >:3 are they sweet?? (^w^) ARE THEY KAWAII DESU??? (OuO)tell me everything about them! (>w<)(pic is TOTALLY related :3)Desu~
>>83688290anyone but you
>>83688290I absolutely hate your disgusting posts and I didn't bump this thread.I just wanted to say that despite that, I actually miss that retarded way of posting because of what it represents about the internet and its users. I would date a girl who writes like that so long as she's not actually retarded irl just for the constant reminder at this point
>>83688290fat guy who plays bideo games with me..
>>83688290My ideal partner is a blank slate biological woman with a vagina and XX chromosomes.
>>83688323:C>>83688332I dont kno whether 2 cry or smile :c>>83688333like dis? :D (pic rel)>>83688335ok then :]
>>83688290If she yellow then I'm sayin hellow If she East Asian then I'm at least playin If she epicanthic then I'm layin epic dick If she Sinid then I'm tryn it If she Tungid then I'm tuggin it If she Sibirid I'm here for it If she Mongoloid then I'm overjoyed If she Altaic then she gettin my deoxyribonucleic
>>83688290oh hey I talked with you yesterday, I gave you a cake, hello My ideal partner, I think, would be a girl, when it comes to physical features it'd be nice if she was around my height but a little taller or shorter would be okay, and I'd be great if she was relatively fit because then we could do cool things together like go on long walks or hikes or bike rides Personality wise, it'd be someone whom I could tell all my secrets and show my defects and she wouldn't tell anyone about them (I'd be like this for her too ofc) and who appreciates just hanging out together and also cuddling and I'd be great if she liked cats and didn't care much about sex
>>83688290What exactly is this character from?
>>83688395yes like that!! he looks more preg than just fat tho...
This would be my ideal gf
>>83688486...just admitz u haz an asian fetish -.->>83688490OMG HI ANON!!! :D gr8 taste!! (^w^) u deserve dat girl of urz (>w<)>>83688498ITZ MEEEEE! :D (fnaf ref??? :o)>>83688506tummyz are sexy tho! :o
>>83688516ggfhfhgh I luv chubby women soo muchhh :qspeakingz of which :D my type is chubby women (^w^) but dis dont mean I dont like skinny women! :]I just want a cute girl who will cuddle and luv me so I can hold her in my armz when she's down and care for her :3 we will care 4 each other and luv each other veri much and do many kawaii desu sugoi thingz 2gether!! (^w^)
>>83688520i would still squish his tumtum, hes still perfect though, cute glasses and beard :-D, i wonder what games he would play
I miss the old internet so badlyThank you for keeping the spirit alive
>>83688553I would squish his asscheeks as well as his tummi but u do u :Dhe'd probably play pizza tower cuz pizza tower is peak!! >:3
>>83688290My ideal partner would probably be very similar to myself just more extroverted and energetic.The most important traits they should have are:High introspection, analytical ability, desire to become better and work on hard tasks instead of avoiding them.Secondary traits: high openness, playfulness, creativity.And if course I'd prefer if they are hot, but I learned from my only relationship that I get more attracted over time.
>>83688558of course anon!! (^w^) <3I carry teh spirit of teh old interwebz within me 2 try and make every1's day better! (^_^) letz all spread a little kawaii desu joy with each other!! <3 :3>>83688568WAOW u really have a specific type! :o but ur real smart with it :D
>>83688520>OMG HI ANON!!! :D hey hey hey>u deserve dat girl of urz (>w<)thnaks I don't think it is possible but it's alright what's your ideal partner?
>>83688558i guarantee op is a teenager
>>83688520>...just admitz u haz an asian fetish -.-What's even left to admit after all that was said lol
>>83688589itz NOT sugoi 2 fetishize races >:Cu can appriciate the beauty of a race :D but FETISHIZE IT?? :ODATZ no GOOD! >:C>>83688587well even if im 18 at least I carry on teh spirit better than u irony poisoned millennial >:C
>>83688581I feel like most of the traits I listed should just be the requirements to be considered a functional human, but yeah they feel like a high bar almost nobody clears.
>>83688537My type is fat+ women, chubby is the minimum, couldn't/wouldn't date a stick.Tho ofc I wouldn't date her if she'd had a shitty or incompatible personality
>>83688585>thnaks I don't think it is possible but it's alrightoh cmon anon! nothingz impossible! :D >what's your ideal partner?right here: >>83688537 :DI also forgot 2 mention that id like if she was at least a bit alt :3 I luv alt girlz (>w<)
>>83688599>u can appreciate the beauty of a racethat's...kinda lame why not just be forthright
>>83688605>nothingz impossible! :DI am a cold-hearted blackpilled incel after all>right here>cuddle and luv meI see you have good taste as well>bit alt :3big titty goth black cat snuggly gf
>>83688649i dont thinkz asian women want u 4 dat tho :C>>83688659>I am a cold-hearted blackpilled incel after allitz NEVAR 2 late 2 change and love <3>I see you have good taste as wellaww thankz u! (>w<)
>>83688788Women don't want anyone for anything You gotta approach though
>>83688838>you gotta approach thoughput yer white monster down and tell me wat do u mean by dat :<
>>83688788>NEVAR 2 late 2 change and love <3It's the world that doesn't love me </3 >aww thankz u! (>w<) you are welcome, I hope you get the perfect gf oc your dreamsI'm sure you'll can do it, you are cool
>>83688955>It's the world that doesn't love me </3teh world doeznt really value me either :C but I'm sure someone will 1 day :Dand I'm sure the same goez 4 u too <3u can do it too, fren! :D I believe in u!! <3
>>83689004>doeznt really value me either :Cwhat!?seems like the world is stupid then>u can do it too, fren! :D I believe in u!! <3thank you, you are very nice
>>83689068I wish u all teh best thingz in life!! ' ' " \(>w<) " ' ' <-- confetti :3
>>83688290Swedish, danish, norwegian or fennoswedishGirlBetween 23-35not normieNice and caring
>>83689211>normiehavent heard dat wordie in a while qwq
>>83688559i would peg his butte instead maybe of squish.. :-) or slap :-3
>>83689371datz more liek it! :D ...do u think he would twerk on ur dick good? :o
>>83689392he'll have to on my strap on.. no dick.. maybe one day i can grow one so all the fat guys with big butte can twerk on it :-D and also let me rub their bellaaayyy
>>83689408mmmffhhghhh~ (-////w////-) I would luv to have one twerk on my pecker while i rub their tummy <3 <3 <3
>>83689511might be weird but i also wish i could sniff their armpits :-D fat nerdy guys are so cute... are you a fat nerdy guy..? >->
>>83689550itz not weird 2 have a kink <3but no :c im not a fat nerdy guy, sorry :C
>>83689595aww it's okie, i still bet you're a cutiepie tho!! :-D i hope we all find our fat nerdy lovers, wherever they are..
>>83689620>cutiepieme?? :> cutiepie??? :3awwww you!!! <3 <3 <3I hope u find ur fat nerdy lover out there 2!! :3
>>83689748hehe i rlly like these lil drawings too, do u draw them?? would you draw a seal.. with a fishe if u do? :-D srry if thats outta the blue
>>83689787>do u draw them??I DO!! :D thank uu!!! (^w^)and yes, I WILL draw a seal with a fishie JUST 4 u:3
>>83689801thx u.. i cant wait to see, you are rlly kind and cool :-D best person i've talked to on here, probs even on the whole internet so far.. makes me feel really nostalgic and free
>>83689818aww thank u fren!! (>w<) datz EXACLTY how I want u 2 feel around me! <3 happy and sugoi!! :Dhere iz ur drawing btw (^w^)
>>83689878AWWW i love it thx u kam :-D are you out there elsewhere or do i just have to catch you around?? i dont wanna make anything personal if it doesnt need to be either.. otherwise i hope u have a good day or night :-3 really cute seap with fishe
>>83689977I DO have a discord if u want it :3 u seem cool 2 talk to :D and im glad u like my drawing!! ^_^
>>83689996srry i just saw this nowe.. yes pls give :-D maybe we can play a gaem
>>83688290my ideal partner is a 16-yr-old white boybut i would get in trouble because im a middle-aged white man
>>83690137here's my discord :Dkam66
>>83690181okay i added!! i have the kitty sleepy gif profile pic thing
>>83688290Valera if she wasnt a slut. you wont know her. she was perfect in every way besides the fact that she was probably a big slut. her body and face and personality was perfect. id be willing to cope and live with the fact she has probably sucked off a dozen guys if we ever get together.
>>83691020>Valerawho is dat :o
