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gonna be real with you this time; can I manipulate a man into not being a fucking turbocringe yoga namaste reiki aliens prevent the nuclear holocaust man by fucking him?
he's attractive and successful and the only reason I can pinpoint that he would be single for this long is that he's telling girls he thinks gurren lagen is real and shit
can I fuck the nonsense out of him? is that real? can that actually be done?
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>>83689796
You need to be dominant with him. Give him a few smacks on his balls and explain to him how he's being a bitch.
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>>83689796
replying because your pic is funny
>can i manipulate a schizo retard into being normal with sex or other means
no lol
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>>83689796
>a fucking turbocringe yoga namaste reiki aliens prevent the nuclear holocaust man
What the fuck is even this wall of text
You're giving me a headache and I don't like to fuck when my head hurts
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>>83689863
hmmmm
this sounds right

>>83689887
fuck

>>83689910
you get the claws you little fucker
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>>83689796
So you want to date someone because he's rich and hot despite being a nutcase?
In what world do you imagine this going well?
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>>83690034
I tend not to be especially likable and he has become very interested in me very quickly, this may be my best chance desu
I do like him, and I am also insane, just not as much apparently
usually I'm the wacko in the relationship, that's why nobody likes me
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Kid chads who bang young are the ones that get to have the feminine de-mystified, so they have self confidence around women. It's the virgins that have the feminine pathologized until they think they are floating gaia spirits.
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>>83690091
this is profound, sensei, but does it mean that he can be cured or no?
cuz that makes it sound like cooch could fix him right up
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op there are plenty of guys that will accept you and have chemistry with you that aren't this absolute schizo
if you try to mold someone into your ideal partner you will end up miserable and unloved
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>>83690119
id say 50/50 depending on how big of an autist he is
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>>83690138
I love garfield amen I hate nurmal fuck nurmal god I hate him
>plenty of guys that will accept you and have chemistry with you
I am old and this feels increasingly unlikely
>if you try to mold someone into your ideal partner you will end up miserable and unloved
undeniably true, I needed to read it
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>can I manipulate a man...by fucking him?
Maybe, but he sounds too delusional. I think the best you would do though is slightly devote his time away from it.
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>>83690156
>I am old and this feels increasingly unlikely
also an old and have similar problems dealing with growing alienation and it being hard to relate with others
i sympathize with you op and will post garf
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>>83690153
Full autist.
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>>83690153
>>83690180
these both also feel correct

>>83690204
I appreciate you anon, I hope we aren't stuck here forever
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>>83690224
>Full autist.
I agree with >>83690138 then
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>>83690239
Maybe he is so autist he has transcended autism and reversed polarity.
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>>83690271
>Maybe he is so autist he has transcended autism and reversed polarity.
mayhaps
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>>83689796
Yes, but by fucking him you need to actually be the one doing the fucking. Lock his penis away and peg him. You need to take away his masculine sovereignty, and his weed, so he looks to guidance from you.
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>>83690842
man you realy just pised me off man. pleas disembowel yourself seppuku style so you can reclaim some honor.



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