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boston castle edish
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EVENING DE LATS
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lush xx
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4x lush viewing
https://youtu.be/kWLCG9SNqv0
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A lad on my old street got nonce hunted. He went to prison and now he's out a city away. He got nonced up by his uncle when he was young and he ended up doing to others. My brother went to school with him as well. Madness lads
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>>83697642
He's never coming back is he? Miss him so much
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Can you make yourself a nutritious healthy meal for three quid?

People are mocking that american politician for her stupid suggestion, but I reckon I could make something decent with three quid.
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Watching the mummy returns. Evie continues to be so fit.
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>>83697684
Yeah, but she wasn't as cute as she was in Mummy 1
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>>83697664
Never lad, he's with 'elen now so no more youtube
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Didn't see the nu breadington in time, did i now X
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>>83697657
This is how gays make more gays
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ha ha ha, one of the better ones x

https://youtu.be/_tFAI1LDdHM
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>>83697683
Potatoes - 33p
Can of beans/2 - 21p
Birdseye breaded chicken (on sale) - 1.25
Vegetable of choice, 100g - 50p max

That's 2.29, leaving 71p for dessert.
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what's everyone supping tonight then lads
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>>83697904
coke zero innit
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Found out someone in Newcastle who I almost had a relationship with got nonce hunted last year. Claimed he was in process of a divorce but after some sleuthing found out he was still with his wife and looking back at our chats he always wanted to meet at a hotel, never at his despite claiming to live alone. He had an affair with another woman before me, noticed they were always at hers or a hotel when they posted pictures
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Why is he so obsessed with nonces lads?

Probably projecting the dirty nonce.
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Copped meself some new cookies didn't i

Let's see if this changes things then
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>>83697936
Thai police gonna get you lad, better watch out paedoboy.
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>>83697694
Dunno, quite like the rough and tumble look she's got going on. Considerably more boob wobbling b
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State of that clown wig nonce. All the confidence in the world sending voice messages wanking to kids. The minute he's caught waaa no I ave special wecial needs I learning disabled I'm a poor wittle boy :((( quite a few lads itt plodding their way through life with this scheme
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am gonna lose me job ha ha ha
https://youtu.be/321G2S5XJ_c
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>>83697976
Nowt wrong with him lad, just putting it on to get off and do it again.
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if you're watching those videos you're a proper wrong'un, just like the paedos. very sick in the head.
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Yeah, she looks crazy, good chance of bobs, send back up.
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Cor just had a good session at the gymnington.
I won't be drinking tonight either. If Helper can quit then so can I.
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>>83698065
HHL is on the piss rn though
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Something for the ladies, don't let crazy put his thang in ya.
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>>83698115
I thought he was watching 28 Years Later
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Who is in the wrong here? Dan, who does his job, or the woman, who complained to HR because she's not getting enough attention?
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>>83698122
busy forgetting to take his trip off x
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>>83698018
You upset little lad?
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>>83698146
don't care fuck off back to peddit you sad prick
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>>83697921
Alri Nubs lass
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Smelly incel upset over fake reddit stories lmao
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>wah wah you know the technicalities! how strange!!

i mean yeah, we all know the age of consent in the UK because that's relevant info like the drinking age. it's common knowledge.

to the new wave of zoomers who think 20-year-olds are children:
do you actually want the law changed? like an inverse of what we did with gays?
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>>83698151
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78331004/#78331123
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gonna play gorebox for a bit, twat some cunts
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>>83698238
Do it anon, twat em proper good.
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>>83698231
Legalistic nonce
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i hope he's at the pictures alone.

if he's with Steve or his smackhead mates, good chance they'll want to pop in somewhere for a drink afterwards. how can our Helper, dehydrated by salty nachos, ever say no to them?
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>>83698256
He probably got a can of pop with his snack.
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Drug addict suddenly very keen on following the letter of the law
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>>83698249
sometimes you know laws to protect yourself AGAINST a problem. e.g. i know what counts as trespass in my home, i also know what knives i can carry. by your logic, i'm a burglar who wants to stab non-burglars, when it's actually the other way around.
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>>83698266
Hey, if I want to get stoned all day and watch cops arresting crazy women, I can cheer the cops on if I want.
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>>83698256
It's probably an excursion organised by the care home
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>>83698272
The law exists to protect 14 year old boys from preds like you x
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>>83698281
Fuck me imagine trawling through the britfeel archives and doing your primary school level collage about your online enemy. Bit pathetic that really.
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Women would be a lot happier if all their rights were taken away, and then the world would be a better place x
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Helper mentioned getting nachos at the cinema, awful food choice. Disgusting stale tortilla chips with horrid budget cheese sauce that's been sat cooking for days because nobody eats it. Worst thing he's ever done as far as I'm concerned.
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Favourite Velvet Underground song lads?
For me Sister Ray. Venus in Furs and Pale Blue Eyes are close though.
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we back talking about mongboy?
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Kebab house > Starbucks
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>>83697664
tilde posted some whatsapp messages from him on /brit/ saying he'd be back soon
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>>83698266
part of a liberal society is we can question laws, lad. even challenge or outright break them. i hope it happens more so the stupid ones get repealed.

not a fan of this Online Safety Act or the utterly bizarre drug Misuse of Drugs Act. something like "16-year-olds can shag" i'm fine with that. i'm glad they achieved homosexual parity and introduced lesbian laws there (now THAT was odd).
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Not interested in "debate" with predators cheers x
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>>83698281
now try 'miss Crosslad' and 'miss Yanklass' and 'miss Blad' and a few others.

all me. unlike these.
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>>83698315
Everything he eats is a terrible choice.
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https://youtu.be/i8-cXOXRP70
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>>83698351
Now try "those people aren't self admitted 14 year olds". And >80% minimum is you and you know it dishonest clown.
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What's your favourite band lads?
Velvet Underground for me.
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>>83698256
>i hope he's at the pictures alone.

>if he's with Steve or his smackhead mates, good chance they'll want to pop in somewhere for a drink afterwards. how can our Helper, dehydrated by salty nachos, ever say no to them?
He's not sat in his boxroom thinking about you lad. His life is better than yours
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which one of you is this ha ha https://youtu.be/01A7j3jzhnk
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>>83698369
Still defending him every waking hour lad? Sad life that is x
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>>83698344
I can tell you're not a woman, a woman would rather try debate with a bear and try to convince it not to kill her, than spend any time alone inna woods with a man.
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>>83698363
yes i have mentioned eva6 the /britfeel/ poster.

is it just you? are you on a mad one?
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>>83698369
same again tonight boxroomnonce?
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35 year old junkie paedo obsessed with someone born in 2011
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>>83698331
You forgot to mention that he's also a violent Islamist who wants nothing more than the disbelievers to kneel before him and beg him not to behead them..
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>>83698422
nah, i'm more obsessed with HelperLad. mentioned him THRICE in the past few hours.

if you're jealous, i can understand. but he's managed something impressive IMO.
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Something to be said about men who are ostensibly not nonces, yet are fucking OBSESSED with them. Like, what's going on there?
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>>83698446
Most people are obsessed with exposing evil predators lad. To keep kids safe. Something wrong with that in your opinion?
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Ephebophilia is natural and a good thing. All men except those with sexual paraphilias are ephebophiles.

Some men pretend they aren't ephebophiles in order to not offend old roasties. They will pretend to not be attracted to post-pubertal women in their prime in the hopes of getting crumbs of pussy from an older woman.
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>>83698446
We on about sean lad? I agree. Obsessed with em and is one. Filtfhy NONCE.
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>>83698446
Why is it wrong in your opinion to be obsessed with something incredibly evil but apparently so widespread? It seems to me that it's a quite sane position to be obsessed with nonces until we can gather them all up and hang them and make sure no more noncing goes on.
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>>83698477
mass public hanging of nonces would be a spectacle, we need to do this ASAP.
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>>83698446
i get the whole 'true crime' thing, sometimes. don't have to pretend it's anything more than morbid curiosity, although SOME podcasters and internet detectives are more exploitative from what i understand. calling the families of the victims and shit.

but from mates, yeah, they just find serial killers fascinating. fair enough.
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>>83698477
No you don't get it lad the REAL problem with paedophiles is the people OBSESSED with exposing them : ) if you really think about it :^) oh sorry am I not allowed to have a liberal society debate? xD
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corr kicking off in the wafrican wooty final
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>>83698446
There's being obsessed and then there's OBSESSION, which are you talking about?
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>>83698488
You should tell mate A you have a morbid passionate curiosity about the age of consent, it's very relevant to your life at your age
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>>83698499
Watching the WDF Las Vegas womens classic 501 semi-final between Cali West and Wendy Reinstadt instead lad, much more action x

https://youtu.be/s3m6Ur4dPtc
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>>83698477
>Why is it wrong in your opinion to be obsessed with something incredibly evil but apparently so widespread? It seems to me that it's a quite sane position to be obsessed with nonces until we can gather them all up and hang them and make sure no more noncing goes on.
This. If anything I am staggered by the demonstrable indifference of vast swathes of the country to the disgusting and rampant criminal and immoral acts being perpetrated up and down the country.

If someone's response to the industrial scale mass drugging, torture and rape of British girls by imported foreign savages and their subsequent (and continuing) protection by the state is just 'meh', then I want that person face down in a mass grave.
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>>83698511
we discuss shit like this all the time.
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https://youtu.be/NPNrUaFjrAo?t=36
hehe x
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Nah the correct response to evil is to check if it may be possibly technically legal first :) if its a ball hair close to allowed by the state it is fine :]
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>>83698526
>then I want that person face down in a mass grave
agreed lad, they're as bad in my book.
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>>83698539
Yeah I'm sure you do openly talk about it in private like you do on here you stupid dickhead. Just like pining for a 14 year old for months is the same as "mentioning" them. No wonder you like talking to children they might actually fall for your fascinating linguistic tricks.
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Age of consent is meaningless on an individual level and is historically parochial, barely existing for the last 100 years and only *really* cared about for the last 50 or so. Any other era in human history would've thought the idea that the state (which has waxed and waned across history/culture/geography) can just outright determine at what age it is "legal" for someone to have sex, and that punishments would be meted out for breaking this rule, is frankly absurd.

The only thing that matters is if the girl's father deems her mature enough to get married and have children. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.
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>>83698564
nah, we're just both from psychology backgrounds. they TEACH you this stuff. it gets pretty morbid.

and not to alarm you but if it wasn't for the wrugs, i'd probably be talking to secondary school teenagers about their issues one-on-one for a living right about now.
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>>83698603
>nonce pursues career to be close to children
How original
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>>83698589
is that you gregg?
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I wouldn't let mate A down
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Bored of the noncehunt meltdown.
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I don't know mate a, is it wrong to harm kids? I need a masters degree to find out! This is really complicated!
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Reminder: this guy is a paedophile who has been grooming "mate A".
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>>83698610
No, I'm not shipster, but if that's what he believes then he's correct. The age of consent is, literally, a social construct that didn't exist recognisably 100 years ago (and again people only really started caring about 50 years ago - and when I say "people" I mean post-wall roasties jealous that young women were rightfully getting the attention of men of all ages).
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>>83698626
alri abdul la? x
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I'm not memeing, I believe this unironically and I have defended it publicly before, to much dismay and social exclusion thereafter. I don't care; I've never courted popularity and I will stand up for what's right even if normie retards don't like the words I say.
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>>83698626
wrongun, you need re-educating by getting sparked out nonce enabler.
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>>83698640
Masturbating to sexy teenagers for JUSTICE
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>>83698608
nah, i actively went the opposite route. i wanted to work with adults, but school counsellor placements are pretty much all there is to get your 100 contact hours.

young offenders or something, maybe. longer-term goal would have been something like prison, addictions, or rehabilitation. there was actually a bit of a push for "we need more MEN in these roles" which is interesting.
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>>83698656
Yeah I agree with prison as your long term goal. Have your liberal debates on nonce wing
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>>83698676
looking forward to it. as long as they let me swap the PS5 for a SNES (i have some catching up to do).
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>getting loads of nonce stings in my youtube recs now
based, nice one lids
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I had been growing a beard for like 2 months and I've just shaved it off
Thanks for reading my blog post
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Why haven't you got a cute cousin wife?
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>>83698788
Hope you made a toothbrush moustache before removing it. Do a little salute in the mirror and see how it feels
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>>83698788
no thoughts about trimming it down to a nice shorter beard?

still wondering what the hell to do with my hair. showered a couple of hours ago and it was a whole ordeal. could clip/buzz it down but by then it'll be cold and i'll want to grow it out again.
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>>83698793
why is this a screenshot of the preview of the newspaper website article from a Reddit post?

here is the article:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15473581/NHS-midwives-cousin-marriage-deformed-babies.html

sone confusing wording in the headline there.
>the risks aren't as bad as a lot of people think!
that's a good thing (for when it happens)
>The national average rate for unaffected children is 98 per cent.

>there are some 'benefits' and midwives should 'back' it!
this seems overstated by the Mail.
>'economic benefits' as well as 'emotional and social connections' and 'social capital'
>'marriage within the family can provide financial and social security at the individual, family and wider kinship levels'.
this is just true, surely?

that said, yeah, should be illegal in my eyes. you can be respectful of culture within medicine, but healthcare and the law should be secular and separate to religion when it comes to best practices and minimising harm.

(doesn't infringe on your right to REFUSE treatment on these grounds, which is fair.)
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who want's sparking out next week then? time and place.
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>>83698938
Pretty sure Sean has been cruising for a bruising
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Just didn't feel like me when I looked in the mirror but it doesn't now either
>>83698822
Thought did not even cross my mind
>>83698832
Yes I thought about leaving a goatee but it was already too late I had taken off the side
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>>83698951
already done him in time ago lad but he won't admit it because he's a little weasel.
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im the hardest toughest meanest lad on britfeel
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>>83698994
Answer the call then >>83698938
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>>83699003
he won't
he's a wee batty man
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HelperLad either went to the 8:00pm showing and he'll be back any minute
or
he went to that 5:20pm showing. he's been on the wooze for hours now ;_;
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>>83699037
>>83699003
i'll gouge ya fucking eyes out ya little nonce
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>>83699055
time and place then you fucking rentboy, i'll do you in five times over.
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>>83699050
What if it was all a ruse and he went on yesterday?
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>>83699084
he's not that smart
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>>83699084
him and his mates ready to jump out with cameras and laugh at all the /britfeel/ softies who turned up.
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>>83699118
He's got no mates that why he has to go out with Kev.
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>>83699132
do you mean Steve lad?
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>>83699146
No lad, I 100% mean Kev.
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>>83699055
still waiting rentboy, whats up? shit it?
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>>83699153
oh but then who's carer to who, if they get special discounts?

"this is my adult son, i look after him"
or
"this is my extra-needs dad, i look after him"
?
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>>83699078
ill smash ya rotten teeth down your throat you fucking nonce freak
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>>83699169
The CEA card he's on about isn't specific on who accompanies someone lad. That's why he takes Kev.

>The scheme allows a Cardholder to be accompanied by someone, free of charge, when they purchase the applicable full price ticket to visit a participating cinema with that person.

little billy no mates.
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>>83699187
Why did you change your posting style?
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>>83699172
time and place you freak, how many times do I have to repeat this? whats the matter, shit it rentboy?
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>>83699118
>/britfeel/ softies who turned up

These antisocial losers don't even leave their house lad They aren't going anywhere.
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>>83699200
What are you on about? because i didn't put the capital in? Nothing you can do about it. is there?
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>>83699202
nonce freaks like you deserve to be publicly hanged now pipe down before i cave ya skull in
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>>83699210
Suspicious isn't it.
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>skulls being caved in ITT
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the only ones not putting the capital in are the scroungers who don't pay for cinema tickets.
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FC mongboy
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>>83699227
Not really lad. not my fault you're a schizophrenic.
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>>83699225
won't be taking you seriously until you give me a time and place and until then you're just proving yourself to be a wee fanny.
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>>83699232
>the only ones not putting the capital in are the scroungers who don't pay for cinema tickets.
You then la? x
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>>83699254
come on then big lad where do you live, you should be in prison fucking nonceboy
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>>83699266
i just pirate my kinos when they're on streaming, like a normal shut-in.
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>>83699233
Would be a shame if the football team coach knew all about Sean's racist posts here.
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>>83699270
>where do you live
been asking you for a time and place, not the other way around gimp. anywhere, anytime, any place you name it
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Come on lads, let's all try to be friends and stop trying to beat each other up
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>>83699292
Bradford Forster Square railway station. tomorrow 1pm. you won't show up because you're a weak little pedo cowering behind your computer screen
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Jesus christ this place has become toxic. No wonder so many posters have left and not returned. Wish lowercase seether would fuck off.
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>>83699312
say less you little gimp, see you then. hope you're ready to get your face smashed in.
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Read the word "nonce" about 29 times itt
Fucking boooooring desu
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>>83699343
*sips*
i remember a thread where we had over 150 instances of "larp jar", good times
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>>83699343
the only real nonce here is this pedo here >>83699340
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>>83699376
you're seething lad because I outed you as a paedo in the last thread now you're projecting like fuck. can't wait to batter you tomorrow wee gimp.
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Ya thought ya were meetin' up with a little lid, de lid.
But ya weren't! Ya were meeting with me de lid
Why you tryin' to meet with Tadpus and Froglets de lid?
'Would ya let me sleep in your pond?' you sick freak de lid.
Were Guardian Angels of Feel Street de lid.
N we just exposed yer' fuckin arse de lid.
Called a little lid a 'frogger'
you ain't right in the head de lid.
Ya know what they call you? they call ya a seether lid, ya sick freak lid.
He woz a fuckin TADPU DE LID.
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vibe reset
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We visiting the new Frozen World at Disneyland Paris de lids?
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>>83699391
you're the one projecting calling everyone else nonces. meanwhile you are banned from going near schools you mong. you're a waste of oxygen
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>anon outing anon as a nonce
lol
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>lowercase seether arguing with himself and setting up a fake fight with himself

Absolute nutjob.
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>>83699393
y-yeah well i citizens arrest YOU right back

also just by having that photo of MY willy you GAFS have made a copy without my consent
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>>83699431
see tomorrow then, won't we?

>>83699414
fuck up paedomong, you're a nonce, you're gonna get sparked out, end of.
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I'll spark all you little lids out if you don't stop shouting. It's bedtime.
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Ok sarge, saw this wrongun leave er baby in the car this morning.
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>>83699431
>Absolute nutjob.
Inane terminally online sad case more like.
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I reckon it's time for some vidya, don't you?
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>>83699512
name a time and place then nonce, ill spark you out anyday
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>>83699549
Nice try lad but you're not that guy
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>>83699549
Yesterday, mid afternoon, let's say, 13:45.
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>>83699548
AFK'ing RS3 myself at the minute
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Me? Wanking to photos of Maggie Cheung from the early 90s.
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Just had a shower, and it was lush. I'm on that wuppa grind now.
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nonce hunter non-debate cooked up by the same anti-semites who call circumcision 'mutilation'
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is this >>83699593 what i can expect bradford to be like tomorrow then paedoboy? >>83699312
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>>83699593
but they're already middle EastEnders.

middle-CLASS that is (just a bunch of writers and actors doing classface)
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Back homes from seeing that 28 Years Later and it was kino. Solid 9/10 for me. Was a little disappointed it didn't go back to Holy Island but asides from that not much to complain about. Ended up not getting them nachos because I had Greek food before the film and was stuffed.

>>83699582

Just getting on that wuppagrind now as well x
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How many of the BAME population of Britain will volunteer for WW3? I bet it's none.
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>>83699615
Bet you stuffed some kid's arse you dirty nonce case.
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>>83699623
would argue that even thinking about this is a bit noncey
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>>83699615
you've been looking forward to them nachos for days.
you specifically said you WOULDN'T stuff yourself so that you could HAVE the nachos.

just admit it: you've been drinking, haven't you?
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>>83699578
Corr, are you the lad that went back in time?
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Ralph Fiennes + these mad lads pretty much carried the film. The Zombies themselves weren't really a big deal asides from the big Alpha one. It's more human vs human than previous films.
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>>83699615

>Ended up not getting them nachos
Yeah because your bennies have been cut and you can't afford them now fattylongneck.

>Greek food before the film and was stuffed
Warmed up kebab from last night with a bit of tzatziki on it doesn't count spackerboy.
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>>83699702
calm your tits x
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM
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>>83698938
>want's
mongboy
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>>83698938
fuck off edgbaston
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>>83699728
corrr my dad went to school with one of these.

everyone used to bully him for being Polish (not rite)
but also he had a fit sister, which always evens out racism (can't be racist if you fancy someone, can you?)
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>>83699734
>>83699750
you'll shit it tomorrow lad
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LET'S TURN THIS SHIT UP TO ELEVEN
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>>83699616
>ww3
world is too pussy to have a ww3
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*informs the apus that there's been a train crash in spain*
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>OOOooo a new Zombie film
>Expect zombies
>ACKSHUALLY PEOPLE ARE THE REAL MONSTERS
>Lose interest.

The shittiest trope. Last of Us, Walking Dead etc all pull this shit.
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we never even had a World War I, if you think about it.
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Necking this wuppa and playing some Fortnite for a bit then garn call it a day. Feel quite tired nows, am ready for that beddingtons me x
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>>83699864
did the train in Spain fall mainly on the plain?
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>>83699866

Give it a chance de lid. I know the whole "Le MAN is the real monster" thing has been done to death but honestly you're missing out if you don't see it. It's just an entertaining film.
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>>83699866
28 Days Later had I Am Legend (the novel) style 'scientific' vampires anyway. supernaturally fast. night hunters. bitten by one? you become one.

if they're in packs or something, talking and shit now, then yeah, they're not old-timey zombies, or Romero ghouls/zombies, they're vampires.
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Feel like pure shit just want SSM back
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>>83699918
hope he back soon lid
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>>83699888
you're the real monster, mate.
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now THIS was some spooky horror kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdMZm8fAIaY

dunno if they did it over here, but it's pretty reckin rawesome.
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sometimes listening to 'The Number Of The Beast' on my (MP3) Walkman,
>Just what I saw, in my old dreams,
>Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
i'd hear this as
>Were they reflections of my WALKMAN staring back at me?

HelperLad conjuring up 20-year-old memories, corrr
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>>83699939

He gone for good de lid. It the end of an era x
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teenage anime lassies got a hold on me soul
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>>83700048
THE SANDS OF TIME FOR ME
ARE RUNNING
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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https://youtu.be/qpcBkPRUmiY

Just had a cry along to this. He's likely killed himself. Twolls got what they wanted in the end.
They ruin his Youtube career.
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>>83700059
Lesson to be learnt there. Don't rape kids.
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https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/article/bank-of-england-must-prepare-for-ufo-announcement-f3mh8l9vh
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>>83700125
Interesting read that mate, thank you!
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>>83700125

>https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.thetimes.com/uk/scotland/article/bank-of-england-must-prepare-for-ufo-announcement-f3mh8l9vh

Triangle bros standing back and standing by x
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>>83700048
Corr wouldn't mind getting an mp3 player for the nostalgia
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>>83700189
Called conspiracy nuts for years, then they say, weeeeeeeell it could be possible.
>>83700192
Project blue beans, or is it?
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https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/218559976/#218560961
Good news about seasidemark chaps
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>>83700239
got my Sandisk Sansa Clip loaded with choonz again.

plays MP3s and FLACs off a microSD card. has a 3.5mm headphone jack. battery lasts for ages. all i need.

slightly para about leaving my phone at home but fuck it, i want to start walking around without my phone.
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>>83700343
I've been tempted to sell my smartphone and just buy a feature phone. Evil things smartphones.
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How's that x
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>>83700343
>i want to start walking around without my phone
I always do this, feels good, I mean other than the time what purpose does it serve? Get a watch. Okay you could call an ambulance if you get stabbed but you'd be getting stabbed for the phone anyway
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diced up two chicken breasts into three portions of curry-marinaded chicken and made three portions of pilau rice
...only to remember these jars do a good two portions and NOT the three portions they claim.

i could have used that last third portion of chicken for a sriracha stir fry, or butterflied it for some BBQ grilled chicken, or something ;_;
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>>83700758
must be a great conversation when someone jumps you like
>GIZ YER FUCKING PHONE!
>haha lads, you know what right, funny thing...
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>>83700783
I had a funny situation like that a few years ago when a smackhead asked for the time and I said I haven't got my phone and he got angry and said something like what I'm not going to nick it and I was like I'm not scared pal I just don't have it
I'm walking 2 minutes to the shop the fuck do I need my phone for
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And these cunts that insist on doing pay by phone in the shop pissing about with their apps for five minutes while I'm stood there like a jezebel
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Time for beddingtonbergs x
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>>83700827
i'd like to know how to de-escalate situations generally. but sometimes being matter-of-fact just stumps them. once had my landlord come round, go all good-cop bad-cop that i owed him rent arrears and how "it's a lot of money" and i went "OH YEAH! right, did you get my email? i asked for the payment schedule a week ago"
he started trying to back me up against a wall, "you don't understand. it's a lot of money, i want it now."
tbqh it was scary at first but at that point it just defused entirely in my brain. "...right, well, you'll need to send me the email, and i'll respond to it."

guy had this whole gangster routine prepared where he'd peg me up against a wall. but i dunno mate i just need a PDF, don't i? almost burst out laughing. bless him.
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Honestly can't be arsed to grind out these achievements but I don't have anything else to do.
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>>83701136
cant really be arsed doing anything desu but still have to do things
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might go into some sushi restaurants
ask why, for a 'sushi' restaurant, do they only serve sashimi
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off to bed now

night /britfeel/, take it easy
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Grinding achievements won't get me a girlfriend
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wouldnt mind grinding ruths achievements, or ruth grinding my achievements, which ever is easier for her desu
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>>83701390
R liked grinding her beer app achievements
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I sleep on my sides and my fucking neck and both shoulders are aching for some reason and I cannot sleep because of this. Fuck.
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>>83701136
Wasted an hour trying to beat last boss of Ace Combat Belkan War on PS2
Fight is so, so ass
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>>83701421
kek i forgot about that, what was it? a thousand pints in a few months or something?
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>>83701441
Fucking mental really, an app for alcoholic achievements
>come home wankered with a kebab two nights in a row 50G
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Phwaor gotten up again haven't i

I have haven't i X
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Fink i'll buy a passberg later if the captcha's still screwed up a couple days from now
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Bumsesh with wonky dong and it was lush.
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morning de lats been on the bog all night lads, cheese sauce did a number on me.
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>>83700272
never happened though lid, total memory hole.
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>>83702882
I told you he went with Kev but no one believed me >>83699132
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>>83702882

No wooze? >>83696109
I can see it in the picture dodgy cunt.
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Kev really ought to make his facebook private
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>>83702957
What's sean gonna tell him? The twolls online found him so consequently Kev needs to private his account? Kek, my sides.
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>>83702882
corr who's sandra who commented? she is LUSH and I mean LUSH
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>>83702969
Well just more generally really, if you're gonna get zucked you should at least have your privacy settings maxed out
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they're onto us, /britfeel/!
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>>83703235
Kekked at data harvesting and deleting comments, doing neither of them
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Completed the morning stand up lads. Time to go have some breakfast and fuck around on the internet for the next 2 hours at least.
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>When is Blue Monday 2026?
In 2026, Blue Monday is today, Monday, January 19.

>What is Blue Monday?
Blue Monday is the third Monday in January, which is said to be the most depressing of the year.
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>>83703404
>Who created Blue Monday?
A marketing team for Sky Travel to sell more holidays. It is bollocks but for some reason gets trotted out every year.
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Wish there was someone around to give me a tidbit of knowledge about pease.
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>>83703515
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_search_engines
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>boss emails with a big list of tasks
>open indeed and send off 10 applications
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>>83703571
reed is better than indeed imho
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>>83703575
>type in my job title
>10 'training' roles
>1 similar but different role
>The Army

Yeah I don't think it is.
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>>83703583
my experience was very different , maybe it matters what area you live in and what job you look for
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>>83703587
To be honest my field is niche so it's basically only really worth looking on linkedin and being headhunted. Annoying but that's the world we live in I suppose.
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>>83703592
that sucks, good luck anyway
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>>83703571
>>83703575
>>83703583
>>83703587
>>83703592
none of you are employed, you LARPing bastards
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>>83703598
>none of you are employed
what are you basing that opinion on ?
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>>83703235
These people who hate follow SSM cos they are triggered by him being on bennies really are thick as shit, what data does this moron think is being harvested and what does he think a VPN is going to do?
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Monday morning telling lies on an anonymous website so you feel better about your grim life and bleak future
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>>83703606
I think he's on about the fact it's sub only chat in the livestream... their brain must be fried
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>>83703626
i'll have you know ive been very honest about my grim life and bleak future
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Monday morning is prime shitposting time, I'm not doing any work I'm just fucking around wasting time until lunch. If anything lying about being employed would surely make me feel worse.
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just fixed my bicycle, who else here /handyman/?
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>>83703647
Patched a wall with some plaster this weekend so yes I am an artisan builder
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Working from home on my 56k a year job and playing mincraft instead of working. My 10/10 wife has just taken our 4 blonde haired blue eyed children to the park. She's bringing me a Greggs steak slice back.
*gigachad.png*
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I shall now fart X
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>>83703667
>Greggs steak slice
i kneel
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Had to go to hospital this morning.
They needed a stool, semen and urine sample :/
I gave them my underwear and left.
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>>83703700
>They needed a stool, semen and urine sample :/
>I gave them my underwear and left.
kek
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>>83703667
So weird to see my life posted as fantasy ;^)
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If you're a grown man, unemployed and obsessed with stalking internet nonces then you've got some serious issues you need to fix.
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>>83703667
Will she give you sloppy toppy under the desk while you 'work', mate?
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>>83703713
you pay taxes toward the rape and replacement of the indigenous peoples of these isles. sort your life out little lad, you rape enabling sack of shit.
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>>83703647
good feeling tbqh lid, are you the anon yesterday with a flat?
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>>83703722
You really need to be medicated
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>>83703729
>are you the anon yesterday with a flat
yep thats me
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>>83703743
Nice lid, i do enjoy tinkering with bicycles also, flats are a pain in the arse but thankfully they dont happen too often
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>>83703743
How many bedrooms in your flat?
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Managed to postpone the energy inspection bollocks at mine. Sorted the bathroom yesterday, need to do the main parts today. Been to the shop for a can of energy drink, got muh mum coming to help.
I need to go hardcore again and go into inventory sorting mode. What do I want what do I need. A lot of things will be going (again). But need to concentrate on the task I'm doing now.
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I can't wait to hear what HelperLad is getting up to today. Has he got up yet?
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Happy Blue Monday lads. Officially, the most depressing day of the year. Also when suicides tend to spike.
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>>83703833
It's lies and marketing, whole thing is fabricated.
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>>83703833
I feel equally depressed every day so it makes little difference to me.
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Wonder if HelperLad has had a poo yet.
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Helpernonces get the rope
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>>83703833
>>83703837
Yeah it's bullshit. I feel happier than usual today. Just something for "jouranlists" to write about every year and then everyone say to each other as small talk.
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Me? On that Monday morning wuppagrind.

It Blue Monday x
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Wonder what HelperLad will be having for breakfast.
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>>83703861
how's sandra lad? you sad cunt.
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>>83703861
hey up lad. the lads will be happy you're here, they had no one to talk about
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For me it will be another day hearing about what HelperLad is up to. Cor I can't wait, it's better than the telly
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reminder that paedolad is samefagging ITT
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>>83703890
And you'll be here to read all his posts lmao
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>>83703900
How'd you know I am not him? You don't.
No need to get upset paedolad.
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garlic bread? in my mouth?
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>>83703904
Fair point, please accept my concession.
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>>83703833
i feel ill today and taken day off work, shall not be offing myself
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>>83699312
where are you then lad? don't give me a time and place then shit it paedoboy.
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The number of men who fit the following criteria is fucking staggering:
>over 25
>unemployed
>socially awkward if not outright autistic
>plays video games more than ten hours a week
>spends more than five hours a day online
>doesn't take care of their body
>holds red flag opinions about sex/politics/women/AoC etc.
>doesn't shower every day or change clothes each day

No wonder the number of incels is skyrocketing, literally anyone with a brain would've predicted this given the above. There is no mystery, you just need to be better.
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>>83704069
>you just need to be better.
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>>83704067
kek nice one de lad. he has a couple of mins tbf
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>>83704069
>over 25
yes
>>unemployed
no
>>socially awkward if not outright autistic
yes
>>plays video games more than ten hours a week
no
>>spends more than five hours a day online
yes
>>doesn't take care of their body
maybe,
>>holds red flag opinions about sex/politics/women/AoC etc.
maybe. poorly defined question
>>doesn't shower every day or change clothes each day
no
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>>83704067
Fucking lmao little bitch boi didn't even bother to turn up because he knows his face would be in the concrete.
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>>83704069
>outright autistic
What's wrong with being autistic?
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>>83704084
ikr, fucking ableist
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DVDmong sat in the same room same 4 walls same posts on 4chon 16 hours of his day lmao
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>>83704082
>>83704079
no sign of him and it is now gone 1pm. what a mong. i knew for a fact he'd shit it. all bark no bite.
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>>83704067
give me 30 mins you nonce freak
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>>83704101
nah lad, you've shit it and now you're gonna be on a melty all afternoon. chatted shit and was too scared to show up. looks like another win for me paedoboy.
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someone post the webm of SSM boxing
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>>83704106
you got trolled into turning up at a random train station little lad, not exactly a win is it lmao
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>>83704110
can try to backtrack all you want lad, you shit it. end of.
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>>83704101

You didn't even turn up lad, you're a wrong'un kek
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>he travels around the UK meeting up with strangers to beat them up
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hahahaha the bradford paedoboy is on a melty
should've turned up then noncey. better for you that you didn't, you'd be sparked out right now.
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>>83704122
kek you're fuming, you've never sparked anything out in your life you spacker
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>>83704100
What a surprise lid. Just another freak who thinks he is something he isn't.
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>>83704126
still too scared to turn up paedoboy?
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>>83704126
>kek you're fuming
You're the one who didn't turn up. Embarrassing honestly.
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>>83704130
>>83704137
samefagging nonce freak pretending to be an internet hardman lmao
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>>83704141
You're wrong though pal. I was hoping you'd turn up but you've let britfeel down. Just go down and see him, you're not scared are you?
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right my train is due in 10 minutes paedoboy better hurry up. going on the one to leeds if you're interested.
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just got here, come on then you little nonce
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Another day of britfeel mongs arguing with each other all day. Boring and tiresome.
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>>83704169
pick a train station lad, someone will be there to start a scrap
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>>83704171
Plymouth railway station. Be there at 7pm or be square. Unless you're too scared of course.
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>>83704165
still waiting spackerboy, your randomized filename is giving your larp away.
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can i fight someone at a tram station? ive got a tram station closer than a railway station and i want to conserve my energy for twatting cunts
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>>83704180
>he doesnt have 4chanx installed on his phone
what a big gay
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>>83704115
>he doesn't actually travel anywhere
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paedoboy shit it
don't chat wet if you can't back it up
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Good few keks today lads
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Why is this chap so eager to have a scrap? Need to redirect some of your angry energy against pakis instead of britfeel lads
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>>83704232
It probably was a paki with it being Bradford kek
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>>83704182
Yeah I'll meet you there in 5 minutes
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Another wuppa garn down the hatch. Need to go shop for some more milk after this one.
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>>83704288
meet you at the shop lad, ill spark you clean out
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Corrrrrrrrr! My Aussie package arrived along with some other purchases. The Gong Li set is a holy grail for me. Haven't seen these films for years and only shitty pirate rips I found. Aussie lads know how to release some rare Asian cinema.
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>>83704288
>more milk

Sean update on KEVIN
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>>83704293 You do not do the gimmick quite right
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This Greenland crisis seems to be heating up. Trump seems set on taking it completely this year, either peacefully or by force. Meaning. the UK will be forced to choose between maintaining our "special relationship" with the U.S. or the rest of NATO. End of an era.
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>>83704393
>This Greenland crisis seems to be heating up
Oh no, sea levels will be rising. Not good.
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>>83704339
ill spin your jaw while im at it soft lad
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>>83704393
Trump is being unbelievably retarded. Dunno what's going on, either his brain is failing in old age or someone (Israel) have something on him and are making him do stuff for some ulterior agenda.
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>>83704408

I think he always planned to take Greenland, he even mentioned it back during his first term and even outright asked the Danish PM if they would consider selling it. Chances are if Trump won in 2020 then Greenland would have already been taken over. He wants a lasting legacy as a president who expanded the U.S. and made it richer and more powerful then ever. Either way by the end of Trump's second term the U.S. will have more than 50 states. I still think the Panama Canal is the real target.
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US world domination was not on my 2026 bingo card if im honest
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>>83704434
You don't actually believe anything that lunatic says is true, do you? I doubt American citizens would want to go to war with Europe over fucking Greenland. Trump is just a toddler who unfortunately has codes to nukes.
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>>83704393
Deff the "special relationship"
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Not too fond of this nu captcha am i now
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>>83704393
watched one journo ask a question and you think you know it all about politics, sad cunt.
Ask old donny if we can put sandra through grokAI
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>>83704497
Hes just desperately trying everything to stay off the drink, hes always posting some political drivel like anyone gives a fuck when hes sober for a few days
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>>83704531
Drunk or sober you're here to read everyone of his posts little lad
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HelperLad that picture clearly shows you and your brother having a couple of jars.

you were my hero. no point staying sober now.. might as well just get a KILOGRAM of ket in.
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i smell pakis in here
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>>83704552
wrong again mong boy, im about to head out
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>>83704393
why don't you get a job at the UN, little lad?
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>>83704553
think you must still be high if you think those look like pints, ketlad.
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>>83704531
He was on the drink last night, It was posted in here this morning but he went crying to the jannies
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Dossers telling dosser to get a job lol
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Absolutely grim that you stalk this lad just to see where goes what he eats etc. You're like teens girls infatuated with an actor or singer
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>>83704621
Seething a little bit lad?
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>>83704600
do you know what it was he was drinking, how many he had and how much he paid per drink, lass?
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>everyone thought WW3 would be the West vs China/Russia
>WW3 will actually be kicked off by USA vs Europe because of Trump trying to invade Greenland
>mfw Europe has been depending on NATO (USA) for so long that we can't defend ourselves any more
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Me? Don't care about Greenland. Simple as.
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>>83704653
Trip on Sean. You realise America was the only one to ever ask NATO for help? After 9/11 and we helped them a lot. Trump is just a cunt who knows nothing about history. He's undoing all the soft power they have and will tank their economy if all of Europe stops using their tech and product. Nobody wins with that cunt in charge.
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Ketlad coming up with exciting new drug adminstration methods (everything must be in cubes)
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Sick of this country. Everyone is either miserable, or middle class and deluded.
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>>83704669
Tramdol double smash burger coming right up.
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>>83704669
Didn't know dogs needed tramadol. Are there stressed doggies out there? Probably the ones with neurotic female owners.
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>>83704693
It's a painkiller mate, probably would relieve stress but that's not the primary function
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>>83704596
i don't know what they are. large glasses of apple juice? alcohol-free beer, in some cloudy jars?

his brother isn't off the drink, is he? why did they not go for water, or a simple Diet Coke?

they could be any manner of cocktails. "it's OK if it's with a meal" is EXACTLY the excuse that we (alcoholics) use.
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>>83704669
how the hell do the vets not eat these?

the junior doctor i knew, she said everything from the cabinets had a strict inventory system, a single box of valiums goes missing and there's a whole process.

but at a vet's?
>oh shit i must gave given little Rover TWO tramacubes because of the way they were stuck together haha oops.
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>>83704328
Good haul lad. I need to order myself something this Friday, need something to extend muh desk, and get somewhere for my consoles and stuff to go.
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>>83704553
>>83704709
What picture? I didn't see anything
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>>83704729
All vets are either vegans or vegetarians, lad. The veterinary association are quite insistent on that rule.
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>>83704729
I imagine they probably taste quite bad
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>>83704737
i suppose posting a public-facing webpage from Facebook counts as 'doxxing' to the younger mods.

https://www.stephenfry.com/
Stephen Fry's website. with his full name, right there. DO UR WORST /b/!!1
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>>83704761
Mad how /b/ is exactly the same as it was 20 years ago
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>>83704782
It's not at all? /b/ completely different to 20 years ago, like no overlap at all.
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>>83704761
You can see his FB, or his brother's?
Could you show just the picture of what he drank cropped out?
The fact he's kept it a secret suggests he knows he did something wrong.
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I'm sorry love, couldn't care less about how attractive you are, I'm a bolice officer. This is da law.
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>>83704850
Why are you so obsessed with HHL? Boggles the mind how invested you are in his life. Very weird.
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>>83704850
hopefully this is okay? no identifying info, faces, or anything. from a publicly-accessibly website, the author has published it.

the question is: what are those drinks? ;_;
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Even Apuettes can join the bolice force, they don't discriminate, anybody that loves bobs can join.
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>>83704881
Hmm, it doesn't look like apple juice, but I'm not sure what it is. It does look alcoholic.
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>>83704737
It's in the lorechives, little lad
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>>83704850
>The fact he's kept it a secret suggests he knows he did something wrong.
What did he do wrong are you going to tell teacher on him, maybe grass him up to his mum?
You sad little man.
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>>83704872
Why does he invest so much into the lives of 4chan personalities?
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>>83704929
Leaping to the defence of a paedo again are you lad?
What a sad little man.
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>>83704881
>>83704903
It's clearly cider
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i'm not that other lad, but i was accused of being HHL himself yesterday for saying i was proud of him.

i dunno, i am just disappointed. i was actually chuffed he'd managed to get/stay sober. now i just feel like i've received some bad news or something.

nothing wrong with that, is there? i'd say that's pretty normal.
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We all cutting it right down in life x
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Wish Helper could just be honest... why all this pretending to stay sober? I don't know if I'm more disappointed with the drinking or the lying. He's let a lot of people down.
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>>83704979
Me? Not cutting it down. Not 1 bit
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>>83705001
Put your trip on boozeboy
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>>83704979
Helper, mate. you need to speak to someone.
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>>83704952
Shut up you sad little man.
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Top favourite films of all time?
For me it is
Midnight Express (1978)
Trainspotting (1996)
A Prayer before Dawn (2017)
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Secured that fresh milk now back on that wuppagrind if that's alright you de lids.
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Why do so many personalities here have a humiliation fetish?
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>>83705031
you're going to have to address it sooner or later.

not trying to shun you. i'm no good at the whole 'tough love' thing. i just hope you have other family members who care about you. your parents?
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Americans seemed smarter and more interesting in the 70s. Reagan really did a number on them tbqh.
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Listen ere sunny jim, we've ad enough of you lot sticking yer dick in crazy, WE'RE BANNING IT. Take his ID officer, he won't need it where he's going
*bodycams turn off, and the BPD lover gets a good kicking*
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in the workingtonshire tomoz, wfh today which is always a chill one x

bit miffed chess doesn't work on government laptops, they fucking ban every single form of game apart from wordle and im too spedminded to do wordle, cant even do minesweeper for fuck sakes. Would love if chess worked but at least youtube, netflix, amazon, ebay, digital audio workstation, open library etc work which is alright but im itching to do a bit of chessington on the clock whilst in office. Cant believe once upon a time they made people work 5x a week in an office wearing button down shirts, pants and smart shoes, I find the concept quite mad like imagine having to go in 5 days a week AND you have to wear all that uncomfy shit day in day out no matter the weather, god id kms wouldn't I? would I not, thank fuck I can turn up in jeans, t shirt, hoodie and coat with whatever footwear. I do miss neeting.
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>>83705035
He's been spending my taxpayer money on OnlyFans foot fetishes?
That's it, I'm gonna report him as well.
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>>83705043
All that (not really) effort, and forget the image.
Bellend.
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>>83704653
nah, it's because all the white men wouldnt go fight in ukraine so now the plan is get white americans and white europeans to go fight in the middle of nowhere and just die.

It's still the same plan: Kill white men.
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Everyone is so fucking thick. Zero interest in fucking anything except who is shagging who on love island or porn or gossip or all that garbage.


Nobody has any imagination or curiosity or sense they should work hard to advance themselves intellectually. Everyone sees that shit as pretentious
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>>83705047
The clothes thing is nuts. Got coworkers that still insist on wearing proper trousers and leather shoes and shirts and the whole shebang despite there not actually being a dress code at my work. Most of the time I'm willing to wear a slightly collared shirt, but it's fucking boiling in the summer so of course I'm going to wear shorts and a t-shirt. Suppose you get stuck in a routine and it's hard to break out of.
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>>83705077
What are you doing to advance yourself intellectually lad?
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>>83705077
it is pretty pretentious, in the dictionary sense of the word.

like what makes you important in those regards? 'improve yourself', great idea.

but most people are out there working because it's necessary to earn money. these 'intellectual pursuits' are a luxury for twee middle-class types. people just want food, shelter, and love. not to live in some Epicurean commune of higher learning and stimulating debate.
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>>83705077
It's a tough lesson to learn this one. The key (IMO) is to think it's not everyone, there are some good people, but the majority are fucking idiots, but it's not fair to treat everyone like an idiot, even though most are. I've gone through this for years, and am only just realising I'm letting it effect me. Getting annoyed at people, then getting annoyed at myself for getting annoyed. Not worth it in the long run.
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Nothing will happen with the whole Greenland thing. By that I mean the deal will go through and Europe will seethe and flail around while not actually doing anything. The US knows that Europe is over-leveraged, broke and lacks the capacity to do anything lol.
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>>83705085
I read books about philosophy and history. I am trying to learn another language.


>>83705086
Bullshit. The vast majority of people in this country, even working class people and frankly even some unemployed bennies mongs, live lives of physical comfort, luxury, access to entertainment and information approaching if not exceeding that of a Roman Emperor.

You have access to virtually the sum of human knowledge instantly on your phone for free anytime. What do we use it for? Porn and abusing each other on social media.
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>>83705111
>Nothing will happen with the whole Greenland thing.
>By that I mean something will happen
Interesting
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>>83705082
one manager of line managers wears the attire but I get it because hes supposed to be serious, those lot wear the garb but everyone else sort of wears whatever but I couldn't imagine genuinely having to fucking have like 5 different shirts and different shoes, all that money for office wear. I wore a button down, pants and shoes the first 2 days and wanted to peel my skin off as it was mid june when I started. I dont get why people designed such uncomfy clothing for no reason and insisted on wearing it, designing your own prison for what reason?
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Off to beddingbury me X
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>>83705112
>Bullshit. The vast majority of people in this country, even working class people and frankly even some unemployed bennies mongs, live lives of physical comfort, luxury, access to entertainment and information approaching if not exceeding that of a Roman Emperor.
>You have access to virtually the sum of human knowledge instantly on your phone for free anytime. What do we use it for? Porn and abusing each other on social media.

you know what, that's fair enough. i'm just being grouchy today.

'one ought to pursue self-improvement through knowledge' is one of those things that (more and more) rubs me the wrong way. i mean there's the obvious one that...some people just don't want to, even if they're well-aware they could. the other is, what about other forms of self-improvement? i've read philosophy for fun, but neglected the gym.

and on that note, at what stage is it leisure? some people do sports or exercise because we NEED TO STAY FIT AND HEALTHY or we FUCKING DIE. i get the feel-good chemicals but not the leisure/entertainment aspect. i did those reps to have core strength primarily so i could carry more shopping around.

i learned so much shit that was simply a waste. programming, yet i've never made anything. i expect i'd feel the same way with languages or an instrument. i would much, much rather pursue knowledge that allows me to earn a wage by applying that knowledge. plumbing or decorating or something.

even before social media you could just sit in libraries and absorb information like a sponge (that's what i was doing, even when i skived school). but the actual learning is...a bit pointless, no? where it most makes sense is if you're already comfy. so it's a bonus. otherwise you really ought to pursue things that will get you food and pay the bills.
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Propper mongboy.
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>>83705200
Do you honestly think anybody is going to read all that?
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>>83705166
Bit early lad, but nite anyway x
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>>83705227
Is that W
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>>83705236
He only spends about 5% of his life awake. He takes soporific drugs, sleeps, wakes up to post a picture of a drugged out cat, then goes back to sleep with more drugs.
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Right sarge, this wrongun's been caught buying underage teens booze. Book im.
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>>83704979
You? A mongboy.
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>>83705251
I'm no doctor but that sounds like chronic depression
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Spent the day pretending to work while making BNWO edits for my porntwitter account oh aye x
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>>83705229
i read anon's post. before that, the thread so far.

people used to break posts up into pieces when they hit the 5,000 character limit.

realistically, that is a minute of your time. a paragraph takes you a few seconds. (actually count, go.)
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Wish I had some alcohol in the house. This is all Helper's fault. I believed him. I'm gonna buy some whisky.
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>>83705251
the lad seems to finally know peace from his neighbours. he has a lot of sleep to be catching up on.

(i went through the same thing with my neighbour's pipes last year, and i finally understood him.)
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Work kicked us out early.
Gay bloke from another dept. jumped off the roof, dead outside the main entrance, we had to go out the fire doors.
Think i need a week off with "mental health stress" >>
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>>83705289
glad i'm still recovering in a way, forget the ket i may as well get some gin in.

fortunately, i don't have any. nor valid ID. physically being in your 30s doesn't prove you're over 18, to some people.
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>>83705339
I love my gin but it doesn't love me. That extra few percent in strength always does a number on my the next day.
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>>83705316
corr get in there de lad. there was a mini explosion at our office today so it's WFH for the foreseeable
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>>83705352
that Hogarth fella was RIGHT.
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Gays throwing themselves off buildings? Mini explosions? What the hell is going on?
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Can't believe 2 of the wagie lads have done it. Snapped, killed some guy and a terroristic attack?, wew lads, bit extreme, could have just pulled a sickie no?
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>>83705402
gin, i expect.
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Got extremely painful knees for some unknown reason. Hopefully this isn't some sort of drug withdrawal, just to be safe I'll do some drugs.
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*informs the apus that italian fashion designer valentino has died*
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gay apostate manages to flee vengeful Islamist...but at what cost?
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>>83705444
>>83705444
>>83705444

next thread, innit
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>>83705423
People are out of control, it not right
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>>83705448
You've got a lot of posts to make to finish this thread lad, what are you doing?
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>>83705448
not yet it isn't lad
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Saw a britfeel celeb driving about earlier
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Excuse me ma'am, can you get your finger out of my face, I am an official her in murrica, SARGE TELL ER, bolice international swapsies, you never heard of it?
TAYZOR TAYZOR TAYZOR
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>>83705521
For fuck sake. Ok I'm stopping this.
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shall be staying here for a bit.
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Wagner or Bravestarr or whatever your name was, do you take requests for these apus?
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Not posting in a trump pedo thread made by Sean sorry.
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>>83705557
Grow up ya big baby
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She was being a drama queen, after reviewing the footage, she's a bellend. Had a fit mate tho.
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I bet Sean was gutted to find out his hero was all over the Epstein files
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Would like to live by the sea, but I imagine living in one of them touristy areas is annoying as fuck in the summer. Imagine how quiet somewhere like Whitby must be right now compared to the summer.
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>>83705618
Never really that far from the sea in this country though desu
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>>83705568
>I'm not a Netflix show.

cor that absolutely would have slayed in 2022.
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>>83705625
When you live in Leicestershire you are
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any requests for the trve edish once this thread hits 500?
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>>83705654
How long does it take to drive to a coast from there?
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>>83705618
I like living by the sea, but I'm close enough to Brighton that it takes the brunt of the tourism and still has nice coffee shops and restaurants and pubs and that. Would recommend overall. Reckon one of those places that's like a proper tourism hotspot then dead the rest of the year must be bleak, explains why everyone down in Cornwall is on smack.
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>>83705389
I find these pictures weirdly fascinating
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Always lived by the coast. I must take it for granted because I've never really considered it much other than a good place to walk the dog
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>>83705669
I can't drive, but the Lincolnshire coast is a 2 hour drive away (assuming you get no traffic)
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>>83705696
Brighton is pretty much London-on-sea though. I've heard Worthing is going the same way too?
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>>83705724
That's not that far really but I do concede though that it's a trek just for the sake of going to the sea.
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>>83705664
One that's not related to Sean or Pedo shit please
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>>83705740
Worthing is in the case of some severe gentrification yeah, there's still some proper scumbags there but they're being priced out. As a dink millennial I welcome the gentrification though. Their independent cinema is really good, can't ever go back to a big chain after living that luxury
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>>83705746
Your choice is either Cleethorpes, Mablethorpe or the disgusting shithole that is Skegness. Cleethorpes is the best of the three, but it's not really a nice enough place to drive to especially. It's located on the mouth of the Humber estuary so the tide always goes way too far out. Some incredible fish and chip shops there though.
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Wonder if Sean is a Pampers or a Huggies kind of guy?
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Got a little noseypu, he loves taking his gf to watch a crime scene.
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7:00 is around the time Sean pulls on his little red cord to get nugunbu to change his little nappy
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>>83705905
>7:00 is around the time Sean pulls on his little red cord to get nugunbu to change his little nappy
fascinating
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Ok, that's it, I've had enough, officers arrest this giant bastard.
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Does anyone have the name of the football team Sean plays for? I have pages and pages of racist messages for the coach to see and hopefully he will get kicked off the team.
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Falstaff or Rincewind or whatever your name is, DRAW ME AN APU
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>>83705920
Little pedoboy sean fascinating spamming off trip. He HATES it when you mention the red cord and him wearing nappies
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Feels like we should already be halfway through February and it's only January 19th.
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LMAO how's this even real
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>>83705998
He really wanted that nobel peace prize didn't he?



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