Anybody have anything they wanna share?
@r anon
@rlg
@Brosis
@Ass-Masseur
@confession anon
@OP-M
@errands anon
@auntfem
@Throatmom-anon
@Gothmom anon
@Improve anon
@punic anon
@D-cup anon
@Silver Fox anon
@Cuzcbro
@Dexter
@Hapa-chan
@Abusemom anon
@Mine anon
@Felix
@Enon
@Neet-chan
@Boobs guy
@Escobar
@Plankfem
@Catfish anon
@Nomi
@Uncle anon
@Jocasta
@Link
@Blackanon
@Convention Bro
@Winemom anon
@kels
@Waterpark anon
@Anyone else

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Almost had a heart attack not seeing it up an hour ago

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>>83703211
Yeah, I fell asleep a little earlier than I expected. Luckily it was from passing out on my lumpy couch, so I woke up pretty quickly.

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Make sure to pitch a rewards system for mommy

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Mommy wants to have a chat after her shower

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>Brosis is going to be a mom again
>Escobar is going to be a dad
>Uncle Anon is finally going to be a dad
>I'm probably forgetting others
What's going on? Why is everyone baby crazy all of a sudden?

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>>83703955
I'm happy for all of them, but the mommy content has been heavily diluted recently. Just wish for more mommy posts to balance it out, at least

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>>83703195
Piggybacking off of this, PEOPLE OF /MCG/ I COME TO YOU WITH A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT:

Imagine for a second it's not you but rather your significant other coming to /mcg/ to post about their lives with (you)
How would that look like? What would they be saying about (you)?

>>83703955
>What's going on?
When are man and a woman love each other very much...

>>83703955
>new year, new me
For men that means going to the gym to get ripped, for women it means becoming pregante

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>>83704129
They'd probably say "that stupid fuck is on his PC playing games all day again after work"

>>83703190
Last Week's Updates

Punic anon
>>83644055

Uncle anon
>>83654379

Nomi
>>83654442

Convention bro
>>83663387

Brosis
>>83671679

Sunday Side Thread >>83696218

Enon
>>83696411

Ass-Masseur
>>83704267

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>>83703955
The holiday season and wintertime causes people to fuck more, more fucking = more babies.

>>83703195
I had a talk with my dad on the 25th after my mother went to bed
I had THE talk with my dad on the 25th after my mother went to bed

https://youtu.be/p1zues7mRsI?si=t9FHFiRaLsvUAAiV

>>83706211
>I had THE talk with my dad
Results?

>>83706211
What did he have to say about the subject of close father/daughter relationships?

>>83706324
>>83706440
I thought the song would be self-explanatory
I'm swamped with work right now, I'll get into the specifics after dinner if that's okay

>>83706690
>self-explanatory
Yes, but still... Tell what happened

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>>83703190
>in times of crisis rates of incest increase
Is the COVID pandemic and resulting economic fallout the reason for Zoomers increased incestuous desires?

hej everyone, hope everyone had a nice weekend
>>83704129
Honestly i have to say, i'm glad mine doesn't, because people would probably tell him he should stay away from me.
Because while i was in love with him for years and tried to get his attention in all kinds of ways and make him attracted to me for years, he really only found out when i confessed, and everyone knows what happened after that. So him coming here to talk about me would basically be telling everyone that his sister confessed love to him and then ran off and left behind a suicide letter. Really not the best love story to share. But after that, i have no clue. Up until like november i was very confused and scared about what goes on in his head and what he really thinks about me and my feelings, so actually a kind of journal of what he thinks and how he sees things would have been an amazing thing to find. But right now i just hope that he is happy and that i'm making him happy.
>>83705651
I wonder, is this actually true? Because we also planned it and first did it close to new years eve. Is this an actual thing or just a saying?

>>83708084
It's somewhat true, there's a bunch of reasons though. People definitely stay in and bone more when it's cold though. If you (or anyone else) want to make yourself uncomfortable check when you/your parents were born compared to your parents/grandparents birthdays.

>>83708169
I don't understand, why will checking my family birthdays make me uncomfortable?
Also i find that logic funny because we actually only did it in his car until now, and away from home. It would actually be a lot more comfortable in my room for sure but i love it anyway, can't risk mom finding out.

>>83708608
Your circumstances lend to not doing it at home though. You may have family members whose birthdays are 9 months more or less perfectly from their fathers and got to raw dog it on their birthdays.

>>83708169
September is the most common birth month so it holds up that people fuck more often on special occasions. The christmas season is probably the most common big special occasion around the world.
>check when you were born compared to your parents
Yep, I was born nearly 9 months after my mom's birthday and my sister was born nearly 9 months after my dad's birthday.

>>83708084
Hey Nomi, did you get over your fever and back into your brother's arms?

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>>83706690
This is how I see you and your dad in my mind's eye
You ready yet?

>>83708774
Well i'm not throwing up anymore or anything, but still coughing and a bit slimed in the nose, so no kissing or anything more yet because i would 100% just get him sick. But he kissed me goodnight on my neck today like really strongly and passionately and that made me very happy.
>>83708637
I actually don't remember when my dads birthday is, i guess i just never cared much since he kinda hated me and then he was gone so i just forgot, but no my birthday is not 9 months away from my moms.

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>>83708841
I got some dinner in me and I got a fat doobie in me, I'm ready. I'm dropping my spoilers gimmick and just talking normally.
My dad's a hell of a lot better looking than that but that's a pretty good little cartoon avatar of me, it's cute. I don't get the joke tho.

>>83703955
Lucky them, they're all good people and they'll make for good parents.

>>83704129
If my dad had come here asking for advice on how to deal with his poor insane daughter you would have ignored him much like how swedish belle delphine does with me, you guys can be incredibly rude sometimes. If someone had actually stopped to read what he had to say then that idiot who's always talking about gay sex and cuckoldry would have called him a larper because those are his only fucking contributions to these threads. If the people who actually matter had stopped and listened to what he had to say then you would have all called him a pedophile who molested me when I was 8 or something worse.
No, my dad doesn't deserve this place.

>>83706440
>>83707130
My mom clocked out early as she always does about an hour after midnight, dad switched us from booze to coffee and had us go to the living room to talk. He didn't tiptoe around it and went straight for the jugular, asked me what that was the other day and if it was a repeat of the lasagna incident all those years ago. That means he knew, he knew all along, he just played dumb to let me save my dignity. So I spilled my guts out to him, just a run on sentence of everything in my heart and he just listened. After that I started pleading my case, I threw everything I had at him and he just had an answer for everything. I even tried to sell it as we could just make it a sex thing and how cool it could be for him and he emphatically shot me down. It was a complete L on my part, needless to say I was crying my eyes out throughout the whole ordeal.

>>83709883
>I got some dinner in me and I got a fat doobie in me
I'm thankful for you cannabis induced verbosity
>he just had an answer for everything
What were some of his answers? How did he act after the conversation? How have you been feeling since the conversation?

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>>83709989
>What were some of his answers?
I tried to sell it as he is the man of my dreams and we were meant to be. I tried to sell it as mom is a bitch and a pain in the ass and he should leave her for me. I tried to sell it as hey I look just like mom but young maybe you're into that. I tried to sell it as if the problem is I look too much like her I can change up my look, cut my hair short and dye it blond and get a tan. I tried to guilt him into saying I'm just not pretty. I tried to sell it as well he has always wanted to be a granddad, what if I just had his kid as his own grandson and nobody would have to know. I threatened to kill myself. I tried to sell it as he could just do whatever he wanted to me in bed, anything he wanted, whatever mom was not willing to do I was gung ho about, just a complete cumdump(I didn't actually say the word but I meant what I meant). Nothing stuck.
I don't know if you guys know about fighting games but it was like that legendary Chun-Li parry.

>How did he act after the conversation?
He just told me he'll always love me and support me as a dad. He'll pull me out of a car crash, he'll jump on a grenade for me, he'll bail me out of jail, he'll sign me up for rehab, he'll prevent me from committing suicide, he'll give me one of his kidneys. But he won't ever see me the way I want him to see me and to give it up because it's never going to happen. Then he told me cheer up and we went to the kitchen to have some cake, he got his humor back and he even joked around about how the only possible way I could get what I wanted was if mom died and he contracted Alzheimer's(Alzheimer's is not contagious by the way) and he started confusing me with mom.

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>>83709989
>How have you been feeling since the conversation?
I actually feel at peace. I used to have this what if stuck in my head all the time, a maybe if so and so maybe then x and y and that way maybe yes victory but now I actually know. I know it's a big fat nuclear apocalyptic annihilator hexproof flying trample lifelink NO.
But at least I know.

>>83710215
Where do you go from here?

>>83710197
What is it about your dad that makes him so dead set against fucking you? Is your mom the only person he's ever fucked? Is he religious?

>>83709883
>dad would be called a larper or a pedo if he came here
yep 100% believe that

>swedish belle delphine ignores me
I mean i dont think nomi ignored you, she did reply to you before, but all you really offered her was insults and being rude to her, and she said she had nothing to say back to you, at least thats the last of it i remember

>L on your part
Really sorry to hear that happs... i do wonder if its a lot harder for dads to accept this than for moms. I was here for both felix and boobs guy, and their moms reacted in horror and shock, and then shortly after changed their minds and tried to level the situation.
I mean after all, your dad just sounds like a good dad. Yes of course you would love for him to be a dad who loves you that way, but all in all at least be happy you got a good dad who is trying to be a good dad and not touch his daughter, even if its what she wants

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>>83710281
I bet a lot of people in this general have thought about killing themselves, I mean we are in fucking /r9k/ after all, and the one thing that's stopped them was "but mom would get sad". It's the same for me, dad would get sad. I cannot end it, I cannot let him think he failed as a father. Work has sucked just absolute dick for months now and I've been passing around my CV, heard back from a couple of places down in the states. I'm gonna go for it, a change of scenery will do me good.

>>83710370
We're not religious, I mean technically speaking we are catholics but we don't really pay attention to it or go to church or anything.
From what they've told me dad was a player back in the day, it was mom who was the prude.
He's just a good man, he cannot conceptualize me sexually, I'll always be his little princess and that's all I'll ever be.

>>83710447
Well at least I have that over Nomi, I guess. I don't think I'm saying anything controversial when I say most if not all women suffer from daddy issues one way or the other, it's just that they get over it and transfer it over to their husbands, and I'm the moron who got stuck on her actual daddy.

>>83710500
What is it about Nomi that makes you jealous of her Hapa-chan?

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>>83710532
It's not really jealousy but the suicide thing pissed me the fuck off. Your life is not your own, your life belongs to the people who love you. How fucking selfish can you get? And don't even get me started on the rape thing.
You have a crush on her, don't you? I can tell from your tone, you wish you were her brother.

>>83710500
>>83710558
i mean she also didnt transfer it onto a husband and got stuck with her actual brother, dont worry she is not 1 bit more or lees "crazy" than you.
Talking about suicide for example she was literally on a suicide run when she showed up. It is pretty selfish to her brother after all, if she loves him so much she wouldnt want him to think that he is responsible for killing her. But i guess she didnt want to cuz she did end up calling him and begging him to save her after some days. Also he fucked up major by telling their mom.

Also what rape thing? what happened, who got raped? i must have missed some info there

But still, sad to hear that you gave him this full on essay on what could be and he still shut u down
Its understandable tho, he is just a good dad and as you said, he cant see you as anything else as that little girl that used to run around the house and stuff

It really does make me wonder if its that much harder for a man to accept sexual proposal from his daughter over a woman accepting sexual proposal from her son. Us men we have our brains wired diffirent and the want to be a protector and stuff is in there, and i suppose accepting such a request maybe feels like we are breaking that oath by ourselves being the creep we want to protect our little girls from. Complex shit really

>>83710197
>like that legendary Chun-Li parry
Dadgo Umehapa

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>>83710650
She could have gotten raped was my point and to be fucking honest with you in that situation it would have been better if she just died A Little Match Girl style. Look how fucking happy and full of life Nomi is, she's just the sunshine wrapped in human skin. Imagine how utterly broken and hollow she'd be right now if some other piece of shit had his way with her in a back alley.
Also nice attempt at being smooth and dodging the question of your obvious crush on her.

>>83710651
KEK
Sometimes I daydream I'm like Juri, just this big bad hard bossbitch who means what she says and takes what she wants. Maybe dad would have said yes if I was that way.

>>83710500
>From what they've told me dad was a player back in the day, it was mom who was the prude.
Is it possible that his own mom ever made unwanted advances on him and that's why he is adamantly against fucking you?

>>83710752
oh no i wasnt the one who asked you if you were jealous of her, that was the other guy

No personally no dont have a crush on her but i dont mind her. You are right tho what she did was stupidly dangerous and like she slept blacked out on trains like homeless people do, the chance that someone would have just pulled her off only for her to never be seen again was fucking high, especially in sweedenistan when its swarming with rapey arabs.

But i dont think we should be angry at her for being full of life and being a ditzy little happy airhead. In the end most of us who pursue this kind of relationship end up either rejected or hiding it and depressed, and instead she got to fuck her bro like she always wanted, so even if what she did was stupid, imma say im happy for her for getting there in the end. No reason to wish her harm.

But just to clarify, i do think you are right, and if she was indeed raped and somehow didnt die she would probably wish she did

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>>83710818
Unwanted my ass. The way the story goes is mom was the quiet studious serious type and one day this crazy wild boy crossed her path and the rest is history, she got every girl's dream of fixing the badboy. My dad loves her, he still loves her, I can tell.

>>83710819
Sure, the other guy *wink*wink*
Don't worry, your secret's safe.

>>83710852
Is it possible that your paternal grandma made unwanted advances on him that now make him not want to fuck you?

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>>83710818
>>83710867
Wait jesus christ, I completely misread your question.
I don't know actually, I don't know much about my grandparents from my dad's side. I know my from my mom's side they opposed her marriage and she basically told them to choke on turds but my dad's side I'm not too sure.
Maybe.

>>83710873
>I don't know much about my grandparents from my dad's side.
Uh, are they dead or did he intentionally keep them out of your life? Does he have any sisters?

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>>83710883
I know for a fact he's an only child, I figure they were just old as shit or dead by the time I came into the picture. I think that's why he held onto my mom so hard, she became his anchor in a good way. And that makes it all the more tragic they couldn't have more kids after me.

>>83710935
>they couldn't have more kids after me.
How old were your parents when you were born? Why did your mom treat you so bad when you're her only child?

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>>83710972
Mom was just about to start her residency(she's a doctor by the way) so 26-27
I think she blames me for not being able to have more kids, if you ask them about it dad will jump in front of the bullet for her but the truth is it was her, her little body couldn't handle it. If it were up to dad they would have had 3 kids if not more.

>>83710935
Bruh, I don't get how you're obsessed with your dad but never asked him about his childhood. What did you guys talk about when you spent time together?

>>83711048
i imagine she did talk about some stuff, but for sure not "hey were you ever into momcest dad?" like you guys are asking.

>>83711008
I mean its horrible to think your mom blames you for existing but its nice that your dad was a good dad at least. Definitely does kinda explain why he is the man of your life in your eyes.
I find your beef with nomi kinda funny, because she is basically you but bit more childish and without an aware world view.
Her dad was the abusive one and her bro protected her so now he is her one and only in her eyes.

But what do you think happens now happs?
I know you said you want to maybe get a new job and get the fuck out of there, but do you keep contact with your dad?
Do you think you guys can function normally as you were now that he knows in your mind you want him to grab you, put a ring on your finger and proclaim you his new wife?

>>83703195
What would be the best /mcg/ blunt rotation?

>>83711311
honestly i would love to see hapa and nomi get blazed together

They would either become best girlfriends or devolve into the most legendary cat fight

Other than that, Felix, Dexanon, Punic, Convbro, Brosis and Auntfem. I think this would be chillest and most wholesome smokesit ever. Lovestories like you wouldnt believe

>>83708084
I gotta say your brother got comfortable with the idea of fucking his sister quite quickly. He seems like a bit of a horndog :P but who can blame a man in his sexual prime when his sweet sister wants it raw. How does it feel when he shots that hot load inside you?

You have to be very care for the time being of course, but taking a vacation together so you can fuck like rabbits has to be on your minds.

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>>83711048
Sorry, I passed out. He did talk about his childhood but it was always in this wispy distant ancient tone to it, normally in the context of one of his hobbies and how his dad got him into it or one of his old sayings he learned from his mom. We mostly just talk about ourselves and the stuff we both are into like sports and pro-wrestling, office gossip, mom gossip, politics. There's also the fact my parents view their marriage as this grand adventure they both embarked on with no looking back.

>>83711152
>you want him to grab you, put a ring on your finger and proclaim you his new wife
Come on, no need to twist the knife like that. Remember that stupid dream of mine I told you all about where I look like young AIKA and we live by the beach with a couple of kids? I threw that at him too and it didn't work either. Dad won't ever let me truly go AWOL, he'll let me have my space but he'll always be in touch.
One of the offers is in San Diego so there's all those stereotypes about California to consider and the other offer is in a place in the middle of nowhere called Indiana. That's my fork in the road right now.

>>83710197
Oh and speaking of his renewed sense of humor I just remembered, after we had cake and I had my cry I signaled for a hug and he goes
>you're not gonna try to put your hand down my pants, right?
and before I could even start to get angry or embarrassed I'm already in his arms. I love him so fucking much

>>83712703
>a place in the middle of nowhere called Indiana
Hey now, Indiana isn't that bad. It can be comfy as long as you stay near Indianapolis or the college towns like Bloomington, South Bend, and West Lafayette. Indianapolis itself isn't the middle of nowhere at all. If it was in Canada it's population size would make it 4th most populous city and it would be nipping at Vancouver's heels for 3rd most populous.

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>>83710197
never seen rejection described that way
brutal

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>universities are back in session
>4chan's captcha stymies peoples desire to post
;-;
Also is picrel the most well known example of incest in all of kinography?

>>83712703
@grok, is this image AI generated?

>>83708084
Doesn't your brother browse /v/? I wonder if he likes the coffin threads...

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>>83710752
>fortune favors the bold
I'm sorry to say but you were just too passive

>>83715292
I wouldn't describe her first attempt at getting dadcock as passive, it was ill conceived though.

hej everyone, hope you all had a nice day
>>83715275
Well yeah he does, but i stayed away from asking him anything about 4chan. By coffin threads you talk about that game the coffin of andy and leyley right?
I don't know if he likes that game or even knows it, i haven't played it myself, i just know people really like the characters because i see them everywhere including here. Feels like i should play it eventually just to know what it's all about.
>>83712317
I don't really think it happened that quickly, it took a couple of months and the first 2 months after i came back he was really awkward and distant around me. He said he had no clue but i think subconciously he had to know over the years that i was trying to be attractive for him, so maybe that helped. I really think that what helped most was the couple of sit down big talks that we had later, because i kinda had the chance to really tell him everything and spil my heart out on a plate for him, and i think eventually he realized i really meant it and it wasn't just some random crush i developed like a week ago, and started thinking about it too.
But i don't know for sure of course, but i can actually ask him. We have very good and intimate jokes between each other so i can maybe just crack a joke about how he got comfortable with this really fast and see if we can laugh about it and i can find out what he thinks.
Also we are trying to be careful as much as we can, but yeah we will go on a sort of vacation to Norway, i mentioned it before but he promised he will take me there because i really wanted to go for years. I'm really looking forward to that.
Honestly i expected if we ever get to have sex, it would be there for the first time. The skiing trip was a very unexpected thing but i loved that he wanted me around. Really wish his friends weren't there but he also had a good time with them so i'm also glad in a way.

>>83703955
I've been baby crazy for a very long time, really. Just kind of worked out this way. Plus it was birthday sex that did it for me.
>>83704129
I think people might have unkind words for him if he did.
>>83709883
>>83706211
>>83710197
>>83712703
Damn, I'm sorry things went that way. At least he doesn't seem upset over it.
>>83711311
>>83711639
I miss weed. Not sure how fun I'd be to hang out with on it though since I would just laugh at stuff that's not really all that funny and sing along to music.
>>83715983
>Feels like i should play it eventually just to know what it's all about.
It's kind of a visual novel I guess. Going to be a long time before it's done, though. Dev still has to do the different routes and stuff.

>>83716486
Thank you, i did feel like it has to be some kind of a story game with how much people relate to the characters.
Also why do you think the people here wouldn't like your brother?
>>83711639
I have never done any drugs and i also don't really want to do any in the future, but i don't think she would want to be my friend. I feel like she really doesn't like me and based on what little i see here, it feels like she wishes i died or was assaulted when i ran away from home back then, so i don't really feel like i would enjoy spending time with her, no offense against her though.
I heard people say before that all girls can relate to each other and be friends from scratch, but i don't think that is true.

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>>83712703
imagine your cute little daughter telling you she'll make herself look like this for you and suck your dick whenever you want and you still go
>NO WAY FAG
what a chad

>>83716689
Give her a break nomi, she is a bit blunt but today she confessed to her love to her Dad, and he shut her down, and unlike you and your brother, i doubt they are going to patch things up and start fucking a couple months from now on

She is having a really bad day so you have to excuse if she is not in the best mood when talking about you, because you actually got what you wanted in the end

>>83716937
The last time Hapa-Cunt interacted with Nomi, she kept poking and prodding Nomi to talk about her father, even though Nomi had already made it clear that she was deeply traumatized by him and didn't want to. She's not obligated to do shit for her

>>83703190
This thread is lacking the presence of CHADSON

>>83716937
>She is having a really bad day so you have to excuse if she is not in the best mood when talking about you
every day she's posted here must have been a bad day in that case

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>>83703190
try making it less sexual

>>83716937
Jesus i didn't know that. I mean i didn't mean to insult her or anything with my message, i just said that it feels like she really dislikes me a lot, so i just don't really have much to talk about with her.
But wow i'm sorry to hear that her confession also went bad. If it helps i do hope that she can be exactly like me and kinda patch it out in the upcoming weeks or months and maybe still find her happiness. I do understand by all means that i'm very lucky that my brother eventually accepted my feelings, but i also feel very lucky just for having him as my brother, because he always was the most wonderful guy ever and the best brother i could ask for, so i would even say that i'm almost not surprised that he chose to make me happy, because that's what he has been doing all my life
>>83716978
I'm not angry at her for it or anything, but yes, i really don't want to talk about my dad. He is nothing more than a distant memory right now and i kinda don't need him to be anything else than that. Maybe the only thing i would want to know about him is why he was the way he was and why he felt the way he did about me, but i can't say it's something i desperately need to find out

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>>83703190
Have you guy read any of Jane Doe's consanguinamory blog? She stopped posting when the pandemic hit but I thought her blog was pretty good.
https://consanguinamory.wordpress.com/

>>83710558
>You have a crush on her, don't you? I can tell from your tone, you wish you were her brother.
>>83716978
Found him

>>83717452
>>83710752
>Look how fucking happy and full of life Nomi is, she's just the sunshine wrapped in human skin
She doesn't hate you Nomi, she actually thinks very highly of you
>>83710558
>Your life is not your own, your life belongs to the people who love you.
She just has very strong feelings about suicide

>>83703955
>all of a sudden

that's how you know they're larps

>>83717457
Never heard of her before, I was reading her "about me" page and empathized with her until she started going full mad leftie with "we should normalize this and also equaliteehee (for some reason. How the fuck is that relevant?)"

>>83715983
Actually nomi i would like to also ask about this and return to what this guy here said >>83712317

How is your brother in general? Not just with you but in general with girls and over the years?
Is he generally a girls focused guy and a horn-dog? Or is he just more of a "in the moment" guy.

Reason im asking is because often one of the biggest symptoms from SA or abuse and trauma as a child is that the people develop Hypersexuality and lacks of boundaries. I thought about this because your dad was mentioned. Im sure having a dad who hates you and abuses you must have been traumatic for you, but it must have been traumatic for him too, his little sister abused by his dad and you said he many times physically fought your dad to protect you. I cant imagine a young boy or a teen coming out of that without some mental scars himself.

You said he was huge into belle delphine, which is why you try to emulate her look. Well, that is a very sex/porn focused character.
How about your nipple piercings? Does he like them? You said you got them because you overheard him talking about how he thinks they are hot. Has he made any comments about them?
So far everytime you mentioned having sex with him, it seems he in some way instigated things. Sneaking into your room at the skii trip, the car sex. Refusing to shower with you at first, but as soon as he accepted, he goes full on porn mode and starts choking you and going after your neck and giving you hickeys. Even while you are sick you said he passionately went after your neck. Has he ever been touchy with you before you made your confession? "Accidental" fondling or anything?

>>83711311
>Blunt rotation.
What does that mean? Like genuinely. What does a blunt rotation mean?

>>83716689
>Also why do you think the people here wouldn't like your brother?
Just our circumstances. I think he would be treated harshly for parts of it. Some of it might be deserved but I still don't want it for him
>>83720231
Sitting in a circle smoking weed with friends. You take a hit and pass it. Kinda like that running gag in That 70s Show where the camera would follow them as they passed around a joint I don't know if anyone else here is old enough to have even watched That 70s Show

hej everyone good morning
>>83717771
I see what you mean, and i just want to say, even if i don't like being told all that stuff, i absolutely understand that what i did was super stupid and that i shouldn't have done it, because even if i wasn't seriously hurt or worse, it hurt everyone i love.
I actually had a talk about it with my brother in december, during one of the nights where he snuck to my room to sleep together because he was depressed about the stuff they stole out of his car.
Like he started actually crying and holding me close and i asked what's wrong, and he said it has been a very hard year, and as we talked about hurtful stuff he brought up how he almost couldn't sleep the entire time i was gone because he thought he killed me when he read the letter i left him, and he even said he was considering doing something bad to himself. So i just want to make it clear, i don't like talking about horrible stuff, but i do blame myself for what i did.
>>83719179
I mean i never had a boyfriend or a guy friend, i don't really know how horny guys are in general. But yes he does show a lot of attraction, and i love that about him. He came up with me coming to the trip with him and having sex there for the first time and it was super romantic.
I don't really know how he was with his girlfriends, they weren't here much. He was almost always with them, i sometimes didn't see him several days a week, so i think he definitely liked being around them.
But yeah as i said, i can't tell how horny is a lot, but he is very touchy. Like not just when we hug or kiss or cuddle in bed, but just almost all the time when we are home alone and doing something together he is touching or squeezing me somewhere when i sit next to him or while i cook. I like it, it makes me feel really wanted.
Also yes he did comment on the piercings. Called me stupid for getting them just for him once he realized i wasn't joking when i said that, but otherwise he said he likes them a lot.

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>>83703195
>@Convention Bro
Last night after we had sex she told me she wants to lose some weight and she wants to start going to the gym, with me. I'm about to enter my personal trainer arc.

>>83704129
She would talk about literally anything other than her relationship with her older brother and her evil plans to elope. She would be out here recommending movies, recommending videogames, talking shit about anime, posting unrelated memes and songs, starting arguments and picking fights just for the sake of it, she would give out steam keys if you made her laugh. Just a complete gremlin, you wouldn't even know why she hangs out in the incest threads to begin with.

>>83710197
I'm sorry, I know you're suffering and all but I have to say your posts are really funny to read through. You have a way with words.

>>83720351
You and Hapa should make up and be friends from now on, bond over living in frozen hellholes or something I don't know
>almost all the time when we are home alone and doing something together he is touching or squeezing me somewhere
I get it, I'm the same way with my sister

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You should've just been born into the elite son

>>83721395
Damn, almost forgot what this thread was supposed to be about amidst the parasitic fembot shitflinging

You can't suffer if you have attractive sisters
It's just impossible

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>>83720351
speaking of your nipple rings I'm curious, do they need like special care?
do you have to rub hand cream on them so they don't chaffe your nipples?
do you take them off when you go to bed?
do you take them off when you take a shower?
do they get stuck on things?
do you have to wear a particular type of bra because of them?

>>83709883
>that idiot who's always talking about gay sex and cuckoldry
>>83721828
Found him

>>83721836
if it bothers you i will delete it

>>83721842
Nah he's just a parasitic simp

>got so scared of being found out he deleted his post
Cuckspammer is funny in a sad kind of way

>>83721780
You can because you have to see how they have handsome bfs that mog you and have to cope with the fact that she's getting fucked whenever she isn't in the house
>>83721860
Yeah he's a fucking pussy

>he's shitting his diaper again because the girls are getting (you)s
Poke him a little more and he'll start dumping his BBC folder
Be ready to report him

>>83721881
Nah. I'm taking the week off. Do better mombros. Either that or drop the facade and change the name to /SCG/

>slithers back to his cuckhole after being spotted and bullied
Lmao
He didn't deny having a BBC folder either

>>83721867
If you didn't fuck her first that's a you problem

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My mom bought me some doughnuts

>>83722198
Nice. My mom is dead

>>83722396
...Did she ever buy you doughnuts before her passing?

>>83721123
>>83719179
i don't mind her at all but i don't think she would want to be friends with me. Also i don't really think this is a hellhole. I love snow and coldy weather, as ironic as that sounds when i just had a cold. I would much rather live here than like hawai or some tropical place where it never snows and it's 35 degrees all the time.
But yeah i realize that i didn't answer the second part of the question no he never touched me like this before the confession. Sure some accidental hand brushing and not accidental in quote marks as in sarcasm.
It was actually me who did quote marks "accidental" stuff, because i was trying to get him to see me as a girl he would want, so i was the one who would initiate an "accident" where i let him see me naked, or slipped into his hands in some flirty way, or rubbing on him when we went swimming and stuff, hoping that he would pick up on the signals i was sending. But nope, he never did.
>>83721799
Well they heal for a long time. I got them very soon after turning 18 and they are still not fully healed, so i have to be careful. No, you don't rub a cream on them, that could irritate you or worse, cause an infection, the guy was very specific about that. Also no, i don't take them off before bed, and also not into shower. It's actually good to shower with them, cleans everything, also if you take them out too much, it can cause the hole to close and heal out. They don't really get stuck on things, but it's probably because of the stuff i wear. I wear oversized shirts a lot, i love them because they are comfy. I don't really wear a bra at home, and the ones i wear out aren't super tight onto the skin. Honestly i wish my boobs were a lot bigger, his second ex was like 3x my size and god i used to get so furiously jealous of her.
But really it comes down to having it done nicely, not a cheap fake material, let it heal, and be careful. Also mine are pretty small, they aren't like, big rings or something. I don't like those.

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>>83722841
I find it hard to believe you're rocking these things and your brother isn't just absolutely crazy about them or completely turned off by them, he just goes
>oh yeah she pierced her nipples, whatever, nice weather we're having today

>>83722841
>Honestly i wish my boobs were a lot bigger
Luckily for you can apparently grow your breasts naturally. What bra size are you working with right now?
>>83723098
Most guys don't really care about things like hair, makeup, and piercings. At the end of the day, if a woman is pleasant to be around, is attracted to you, and puts out, this is good enough for most guys
>>83712703
Sorry to hear about your dad not wanting to give you some dad dick. On the bright side he still really loves and cares for you and wasnt disgusted nor did he ruin your life. You can always still try flirting with him and maybe wearing skimpy clothes.

>>83723098
Well i didn't say that he doesn't like them. I just said that when i told him why i got them, he laughed at me and called me stupid for it, but it wasn't like mean calling me stupid, it was like laughing and joking, but he likes them, i never said he didn't. I'm still healing so he can't really go super rough on them but he definitely likes them, he told me so multiple times while touching me or when we showered together.
I was just talking about him not being touchy or so before i confessed my feelings to him, because someone asked about it. I think even if he knew i had them before, he just never thought about me that way.
>>83723189
i wear a 70b right now. Fits me the best and most comfortable when i have to wear one

>>83722841
>the guy was very specific about that
Crazy to think that guy got to see and touch your tits before your brother

>>83723692
I mean see definitely not, my brother saw my boobs many times before, because as i said i was trying to get him to notice me and be attracted to me and see me as a girl he could ask out and have a thing with, so i let him see me many times by faking "accidents" like walking naked into the bathroom while i knew he was on the toilet acting like i was going to take a shower and thought he was in his room, or after shower walking up to him making up some question i need to ask him and letting the towel fall down by securing it very weakly before going, and stuff like that.
But yeah sadly the piercer was technically the first guy to touch them. But i did it to get something that i believed he would like and to make myself more attractive for him, and it was worth it because he definitely likes the piercings, so i'm glad i got them, even if that means he wasn't the first to touch me there.

>tfw you'll never have a swedish sis willing to pierce her nips for you
why even live

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>>83723872
I was just joking around, he was wearing gloves after all. So what's next, in terms of your ever evolving look I mean?
You got them piercings because your brother is into it, so what other things is he into that you could incorporate into your look?

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>>83722198
I ate all the doughnuts

>>83723903
Yep he was, and also i was given something for the pain because he said this is a painful thing, and it was, it hurt so much more than my belly one.
But i don't really know what else happens now. Most of my general look i based around stuff i knew he liked, but it's not like it's forced, because i have been doing this look for so long that i kinda just got used to it as what i look like by default, plus it's not like i don't like it myself on my own, i always liked pink colors, so it's not against my skin either.
But as i said, i don't know, i think we will just eventually have a chat about it or i will ask him if there is anything about me he doesn't like and if i could somehow change it to be his ideal girlfriend for him. I just don't think we have been like that for long enough for that conversation to spark up yet. I mean he was already very surprised and also laughed at it when i told him that my look and also the piercings and stuff was because i heard that it's stuff that he likes, because the first time i said that was when i came back, and i don't think he took it too seriously back then. But i can't say i know what is next if anything.

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>>83724071
Take a good look at Convention Bro. Every time he's talked about his sister it's evident he adores her, but he's also let it slip she's on the chubbier side and she's a slacker who prefers staying inside doing nothing and being comfy. Now why would a person with that disposition want to get fit?
Because of her boyfriend(brother). She must have picked up on it and now she's being proactive about it, so you do that too.
Don't pelt him with questions about it because we find that really fucking irritating, rather pay attention to things he says or does. You'll find something soon enough.
You're already doing a great job with the amateur housewife angle so keep doing that.
The other area you could improve on could be the bedroom but you're just getting started there.

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It really is scg now...

>>83722198
Man I could go for some donuts right now. Need a maple glazed one with custard filling

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>>83724498
It's better than it being R.I.P.

>>83724429
Well i don't really have a problem with that, if anything i'm still a little underweight according to the doctor last time i was there.
But do guys really find it irritating when they get asked about stuff? That makes me a bit nervous because over the years i always asked my brother about stuff, because i wanted to get his opinion on things or just because he just knows things better, but he never told me off. I hope he doesn't secretly hate that. But i promise i do try to pay attention to what he says and does. I mean the whole piercings and other stuff things i did because i heard him talk about him liking that stuff.
But i guess i will try to ask him lees stuff and to just find something i can do on my own. I'm just very used to ask him about stuff so i hope i can notice it and stop myself.
Also i understand what you mean when you say about improving the bedroom, but all i can really do is just learn from practice so to speak.
>>83724544
This actually makes me think about the fact it has been so long since i made munkar. I should try to make them this week if i have a good time and opportunity. I know he loves them

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>>83719109
Incest is one of the few things that gets a small number of people on both sides of the political spectrum to support it. Incest Marriages being legal aren't practically necessary since being related already comes with most of marriage's legal benefits anyway. Worldwide decriminalization is much more achievable (even if it's still an uphill battle), most incest couples would be fine on the fringes of society as long as they wouldn't get locked up.

>>83725421
>But do guys really find it irritating when they get asked about stuff?
I disagree with the other anon, I don't have a problem with it at all. Open communication is the only way to built a good relationship, there shouldn't be anything you can't talk about with each other.

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>>83703195
We're doing juuuuuuuuuuust fine.
She got a new haircut recently, a bobcut, and she's treating it like when the anime heroine cuts off her long mane to flag she's done some character development. Just fucking adorable.
And she's getting into cooking now too, her end goal is being able to whip up complex korean dishes but for now she's getting the fundamentals down. Eggs, rice, vegetables and a wok. Speaking of which did you know there's a korean noodles dish where instead of pork belly or some other good normal protein they just dump a whole can of spam on it? Christ almighty, watch that one become her specialty.

>>83725421
>Don't pelt him with questions about it because we find that really fucking irritating
Yeah no, do not listen to this nonsense nomi

It sounds like you and your brother have had good communication for years, so just keep that going instead of shutting in or something because some dumbass told you so on the internet

You had good enough communication with your brother to confess love to him, then talk it out with him, and enter into a secret relationship with him. That is the good way to be with a loved one. If you think he would want or would like something about you changed, just ask him. Most of the times if men tell girls they want them to change, it turns into an argue, so in my opinion he will be overjoyed to hear that his little girlfriend sister is willing to be and look anyway he wants for him

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>>83726248
When are you gonna start cummaxxing for maximum chance of aunt impregnation?

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>>83703955
We're in no rush.

>>83704129
I'd like to think she'd go about it like Norway does. Very nice and very friendly to everyone, would go out of her way to make sure everyone gets along, just a total sweetheart. Sadly I also think she'd put herself down way too much and glaze me way too much.

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>>83725421
'Sup Norway, how's things?
My two cents are we men are straightforward logical creatures, when we get asked a question we give out what we think is the correct answer and when you ask the same question again and again and again that's when get pissed off because that means you're not listening to me or you are listening to me but you're selectively ignoring what I'm saying. And when its couples stuff like
>do you like my haircut?
>do you think I'm beautiful?
>are you talking to other girls?
>would you still love me if I was a worm?
then it stops being cute and becomes unbearable. By all means communicate with him and don't bottle up shit but be careful you don't go over into nagging territory.

>>83726402
I'm already on zinc. Oh man, /fit/ was good once upon a time. What went so very wrong?
To tell you the truth I don't think it's happening.

>>83726546
*Sweden actually

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>>83726560
I know, I know. I call her that because of that trip to the fjord in Norway she's always talking about. And I just don't feel comfortable saying the word "nomi", it feels weird.

>>83726546
>what went wrong?
The same things the plague all boards and is the major source of the thread's problems, spam and the population of quality 4chan posters continuing to dwindle.
>I don't think it's happening
Defeatist attitude desu. If she wants a baby you should try harder.

>>83726574
>And I just don't feel comfortable saying the word "nomi", it feels weird.
Every time I hear that name I think about the whore from "Showgirls" lmao.

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>>83726579
No, I think there's more to it than that. Even during the good old days when we still had Delray Misfits threads the jannies were humongous faggots. Fun fact, /fit/ is the reason the "onions" word filter exists.
It's not really about how do they say it in hentai?
>I'm gonna paint the walls of your womb white with my seed
>I'm gonna mark you with my scent
>Bear my children
honestly that's the easy part, it's her as a mother that's the problem. I just don't see it, I don't see her parenting and guiding a child, I'd be there to help of course but I won't be around 24/7 like she will be and I think our kid(s) would run laps around her

>>83726592
To me it sounds like "dummy" or "mommy", Norway will do.

>>83726687
>I'd be there to help of course but I won't be around 24/7 like she will be
You could be an active father and probably even legally bind your relationship if you wanted it. Avunculate Marriage is legal in quite a few countries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avunculate_marriage

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>>83726847
It says here it's illegal everywhere unless you're jewish or a fake tough guy from new york. It is legal in Sweden tho that's fucking hilarious.
But no I'll obviously be there when it happens if it happens and it's not about the piece of paper either or a ring, it'd be nice to buy her one. It's about her fitness as a mother, to actually raise a kid.

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She's beckoning me to bed
See you around everyone

>>83726095
I can't help but feel the only way it will see widespread western legalization is as a gesture of cultural sensitivity to migrants from countries where if is legal or normalized.

>>83727438
Eh, I think there's a couple of other ways it could get legalized this century. If birth rates fell off a cliff legalizing incest could be one of the measures they throw at the wall to see if it sticks. It's also possible enough high profile celebrities reveal themselves to be incestuous and start lobbying for decriminalization until it actually happens.

>>83727554
It would be nice, but I'm not sure I see it happening. I'm a bit of a conspiratard about the birth rate thing. I guess if they were celebrities from places where it's legal that could be possible. Really I just try not to get my hopes up too much.

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Sons Snuggling Sleepy Sweater Mommies

Ihxmepd

wonder who is in more danger and he doesn't even realize he's in danger; Dexter or Enon

>>83730220
How are they in danger?

>>83730230
they're completely ensnared in their mother and aunt respectively which would be fine if they were on the up and up; but those hags are a hell of a lot more sinister than we give them credit for

>>83725421
>But do guys really find it irritating when they get asked about stuff?
As long as you're asking out of curiosity and not to set up some insane scheme nobody is going to care, I'd say.

>mom is frantic about the upcoming southern US ice storm
>thinks were gonna lose power even though there's solar panels on our roof
>keeps asking me every hour if I have a big enough coat or If there's enough blankets
What did she mean by this?

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>>83731553
She wants snuggles with her boy

Brosis keeps some strange hours
Concerning given she's a mother

>>83732053
>posts when she goes to sleep and when her toddler wakes her up
>strange hours
She probably sees the writing's on the wall for this dying website and has cut back on her 4chan usage to conserve her own meager energy.

>>83704129
idgaf i love that game, incest, psychological horror, and paranoia

>>83731553
give her a hug and tell to calm tf down

>>83732053
I've just always kept weird hours. Hard to sleep too much between the kiddo waking up for whatever, and my own body waking me up with heartburn/needing to pee/just being sore, too. Even a good night of sleep is only about 6 hours for me, though.
>>83732109
I just rarely have much to add. Site is pretty slow these days though.

hej everyone. Great day today, mom was gone late into the night because she met up with a friend after work to go sit down and eat. We had so much time for ourselves, and also had another car date.
>>83726168
>>83726370
>>83730934
I mean that is how i thought about it too but then he said guys find it irritating so i got a bit nervous, because i know my brother, he is the nicest and kindest person ever, so even if i was irritating him, he probably just wouldn't tell me and would just smile and let me do it. But obviously i don't want to irritate him.
But yeah i asked him casually while we talked if there is anything that i can wear or try to do more to make him happy and if he likes my look in general, and he said he likes it a lot and that he still can't believe i had this look for years just for him, and he said that if i don't mind and just want to make him happy, he would love if i could wear more cropped things that show midriff, at least around the house since it's too cold for them outside. Honestly i kinda see it, he touches and runs his hands around my sides and my tummy a lot under my shirt when we are hugging or sitting next to each other, i think he just likes to touch there, so i will look into buying some cropped tops to wear at home. But i love that we can just talk about these things instead of me having to guess them.
>>83726546
Hello. Things are going great really, i honestly think they couldn't be going better. My brother treats me like his secret girlfriend, and i'm not a virgin anymore, so really things are just great, apart from some small unlucks in the world that happened to us, like that someone broke into his car. He is still pretty mad about that to be honest, talks about it here and there.
Also what's wrong with my nickname, it's just a nickname i had forever because it's based on my name. But you can call me norway if you want, i know you refer to me when you say that. I like norway a lot anyway so really don't mind.

>>83733265
>We had so much time for ourselves
What else did you two do?

>>83733265
>it's just a nickname i had forever because it's based on my name
Let me guess, your name is Nora. I know like 5 Swedish or Norwegian girls, and 3 of them are named Nora. Seems like a popular name over there.

>had another car date
You had sex with your brother a couple times now, if its not too personal, what kind of a guy is he in bed? or in the car i guess? Is he a gentle lover, or does he try to go rough on you? Has he mentioned he would like to do something with you that you havent done yet? Which parts does he like to touch and focus on the most?
Me for example i love to suck on a girls nipple and squeeze her other breast while fucking. Does he have any preferences like this?

hej sorry went to take my bed shower
>>83733395
Well a bunch of things. He got home and we took a shower together, we cuddled in his bed for a while until his hair was fully dry and talked about stuff, then i made him dinner, i didn't make the munkar yet, but i'm gonna on saturday, so then we ate together, then he asked me if i wanted to watch him play some kingdom come 2, so we cuddled on the couch for like an hour and a half and i watched him play. Then we went out for a walk, he wanted to go to the shopping area to go to electronics store, to look at some cheap laptops, since his one was stolen. He has been borrowing and using my laptop since then, because i don't really need it for school as much as he needs it, but now he instead of buying a new laptop bought computer parts for a gaming pc and is going to build it. I don't really know much about hardware, but it costed in total like 28000 kronen, which was like most of the money he had saved, he said the prices are going up insanely so it's now or never, so it's probably a really good one. I would personally never do that, build one myself, i would be so scared, you mess up and boom, thousands gone. So anyway, he wanted to look at some cheap laptops but he decided he will just buy a used one from blocket, it will be cheaper. Then we sat down for a bit, he drank a beer i had some hot chocolate, it was very nice. Then we got home and found out mom isn't home yet and isn't coming for a while, and he started kissing me and asked we drove out to our spot in his car.

>>83733397
I would rather not say what my name is sorry
Well he is very strong so i feel very light in his arms, he is a bit lees gentle now than he was when we did it the first time, but i kinda expected that, and it feels really good and intense. Well he said i need to practice to get rid of my gagging when i give him a blowjob, so that's something for the future.
About touching, well i know he likes my neck a lot, kisses and touches it a lot, but very gently, i told him i don't want him to put a lot of force on it, i really didn't enjoy it the last time he tried in the shower back then. We since talked about it and he basically just said that he really likes to have his hands around a girls neck, but in like a loving way, and so i said it's fine and that i can tolerate it, but to please not put force on it, because i get very panicked when i feel harder force on my neck. I want him to enjoy his time with me and i want him to be able to do what he wants but this is just something i can't push myself into, it's like a defensive reflex, i just can't handle it well.
Other than that, he likes to hold my leg when he is on top of me. I like it because it feels nice and i feel supported in the position, like he helps me keep in place. I remember the last time when we did it in his car, not today last time, he licked my foot when he was on top of me when it was like next to his head. I didn't really address it in the moment back then, because my mind was kinda blank, but i asked him about it on our way back, and he said that he just thought it would be funny in the moment, and we laughed about it back then. I really like that you know, that even while we are having sex he can still do something like this, to just joke around, and then we can laugh about it, this is exactly how i imagined being with him to be, just 2 people having the most real connection between each other, and being completely open and on the same wavelength and everything. He is just really amazing.

I have captcha fatigue mombros

>>83733902

so bromi likes to choke girls and is a footfag
no offense nom nom but im kinda starting to give credability to his ex girlfriends

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>>83703190
>tfw no sissy half slavic twinkson to breed with my Germanic dad cock
>After his slavic mommy gets the big Germanic cock
>The son gets a gentle breeding by his big Germanic biological dad
Anyone else into bi-cest?

>>83720309
>Sitting in a circle smoking weed with friends.
Oh ok. that makes sense. thanks for telling me. :)
>I don't know if anyone else here is old enough to have even watched That 70s Show
I was born after the 70's but so I never watched it, but I have heard of it before.

I don't usually come here but I suppose this fits:

When I was 14 my mom walked in on me jerking off to momcest doujins on my phone. I remember being shit-scared, but at least she couldn't read English to know what they were about.

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Man the news won't shut up about that snowstorm

>>83704129
My wife has no reason to come here but my mother? Ohhhhhhhhhh she'd lie her fucking ass off in this place. She would have twisted history and told you guys I wasn't a minor when she did what she did to me and she would have made it seem like I wanted it and then she would have played the total victim to elicit pity from you. She'd post thirst traps, at least two of you would be in love with her by now, it would be a mess. She's good at manipulating people like that

>>83703955
The baby and my wife are fine, thanks for asking

>>83703195
La puta is gone from my life so life is good. We're getting ready for the baby

Strange place to put this, but if any of you are also about to get that snowstorm where you are at stay safe and keep warm. I'm about to get hit with frigid temperatures and some precipitation and I hope you all stay safe out here in momcest land.

Nomi & Brosis killed the MCG with selfishness and attention whoring. Who knows if they will ever leave.

>>83737094
not true, the lack of mommyposts is killing mcg

>>83737094
hard nope. Brosis has been here longer than most of us, and Nomi writes barely 10-15 messages per thread

Imagine if instead of writing this message, you wrote about your mom, or posted some hot mommy story/image/gif/video we can fantasize about. That is what is killing MCG

>>83736791
Honestly as much as she sounds like the brightest red flag ever, i would genuinely love to have a conversation with her, because when you are warned, you perceive threats a lot more actively. I would love to see if i could actively see through the gaslighting and her bullshit.

I do want to ask tho, are you ever planning on telling your wife about your "dark past"?

>>83735928
I heavily doubt that when a mom walks in on her son beating his meat, the first thing on her mind is to look at his phone and read the speech bubbles of what the characters are saying. But tell us more. How did she react? Was there any trace of "zest" in her expression? Did you two ever talk about it?

>>83735252
That's not completely out of the ordinary tho. We've had people post in the past that had similar kinks...
Dexanon pls come back :,(

Stop attacking posters or this general will completely die ffs

Youtube is recommending me videos of a trend about sisters hugging their brothers out of the blue to see their reactions. Most of them push their sisters away, these fucking faggots I hate them, they have no idead of the treasure they have.

>>83737629
haven't been hugged by a female in years (

>>83737238
>heavily doubt that when a mom walks in on her son beating his meat, the first thing on her mind is to look at his phone and read the speech bubbles
True. She took my phone away because it was also like 3AM and I was supposed to be a sleep.

>"zest"
Not really. She was just angry at the time. She and dad gave me "the talk" in regards to porn consumption/addiction. That was it

>>83737629
Link? This sounds like an interesting trend that could spiral.

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>>83736791
>She'd post thirst traps, at least two of you would be in love with her by now, it would be a mess.
seconding femme fatale latina mommy posting here, I'll take her if you don't want her anymore

>>83737629
The "hug your sister, post results" threads from a decade ago have spread into normalfag-space, but in reverse. We can just just hope moms start copying the same trend.

>>83737094
Don't drag Brosis into that shit. She predates /mcg/ even existing here
>>83737549
>Dexanon pls come back :,(
Don't you remember? He thinks it's "cruel" to come back here and give us updates. If you don't have the time or flat out don't want to do it then just say so, but don't use some retarded logic like that and act like you know what we want better than we do

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>>83739475
>act like you know what we want better than we do
And what's that? For him to write wholeass novels on how he fucks his mom and to post doxxing pictures of her?
It's precisely because of posters like you that Dexter and Felix and countless others don't come back

>>83737549
I don't remember dexter mentioning him or his mom being into oxygen deprivation

>>83739590
>For him to write wholeass novels
Fucks sake why do you have stretch this shit out to the point of parody. I come here for updates and it's fucking retarded for someone to act like they're making people depressed by doing so.
>And what's that?
HONESTY. I want honesty. If you don't want to do updates then just say that shit and there won't be an issue. That's it.
>and Felix
Felix literally said in December that he stopped coming here because of Dexter's dumbass reasoning and he thought it wasn't fair to us to talk about fucking his mom. I had to explain to him last time that no one here feels that way and this place is a fucking ghost town without him

>>83735303
Kys tranny and your homo.trash

>>83722198
see those holes in them? she's giving you signals

>>83739590
nobody here wants to be your faggot stepdad no matter how much you whine, fuck off already

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>>83727356
I love how your auntwife got a bobcut but none of the waifus you posted has a bobcut

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Stay warm everybody!

hej everyone
>>83735252
Please don't call him that, my brother is not gay, he never was and i hope he never will be. And don't say that you give credit to his ex girlfriends, he did nothing wrong to them, and they rampantly cheated on him behind his back, he is the victim here, not them.
About the choking thing, it's not like some kind of a violence thing. When he did that the first time when we were in the shower, we talked about it and he told me girls usually like it, i just don't because of my own reasons. But he said he just really likes my neck and wants to have his hands on it while we have sex, but he promised he will be very gentle and will make sure to not put much pressure on it, and he talked about it a lot so i could see it's something he really wants, so i said it was fine and he could do it, but he made sure i was okay with it first, because he is a nice person.
>>83737629
I know, i have witnessed this in real life many times, including my best friend who hates her brother, and in my family. Like i remember this one time, being at my best friends house, and her older brother wanted to hug her because he was very happy, i think he just got his drivers license or something, and she like physically recoil from it like he was attacking her. And so many other people i knew growing up had such horrible relationships with their siblings, i never understood it. I have never felt like this about him, even before i kind of realize that i was in love with him.