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When I was 14 I tried to start a food fight at school, I stood up on this stage in the cafeteria and started throwing food at everyone while screaming food fight, I got in a lot of trouble. I've been thinking of everything I've done wrong lately. I shouldn't talk about zoomers I'm probably dumber than them.
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>>83705381
>I shouldn't talk about zoomers I'm probably dumber than them
Ahhaahahahhahahah gen Z won Tung Tung Tung Sahur Skibidi toilet pee pee pee poo poo poo six seven
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>I tried imitating hollywood kikery and everyone treated me as a retard wtf how could this have happened to me?????
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>>83705395
>ITSDAJOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS FAULT IM RETARDED
>>>/pol/
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>>83705381
>I've been thinking of everything I've done wrong lately
That's good. Let it out. Talking about certain faults can help us feel better about ourselves.
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>>83705406
I'm not the one pretending real life is like some American highschool movie from the 2000s though, but whatever you need to cope with being a fucking retard I guess.
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>>83705439
>YOU MUST BE OP BECAUSE OF DAJOOOSSSSSSS
>>>/pol/
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>>83705450
You don't understand, I NEED to bring up the Jews otherwise my head will explode.
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>>83705406
>>83705450
Are you alright? Do you need a cup of warm milk to calm down?
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>>83705464
I love Jewish women O_O
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>>83705381
That's Good. You were taking initiative. You were trying to cause a fun time.

Don't feel bad about it.
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>>83705464
Understandable, Jew Derangement Syndrome is a millennia old affliction. Some Schindler's list and the Boy in the striped pyjamas will do you good.
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Friendly reminder that anti-semitism is a natural result of semitism.
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>>83705487
True but it's still wasteful. I'm surprised there werent major foodfights after cafeteria lunches got gutted
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>>83705395
I was into acting black at that age so maybe.I became a bit of an antisemite from 4chan use later though, once you have a dark side it dies hard. I was pretty rebellious I'm doing better now though.
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Yeah I think it was communism, something about the rebellious spirit of communism did it.
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>>83705381
lol
>Yell food fight and start throwing food
>Everyone just looks confused and disgusted
>Nobody else throws food
>"What the fuck are you doing anon?"
>Teacher comes and drags you away
Honestly this would be a great gag in a modern comedy movie.
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>>83705809
this is what happened lol
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I was thinking it would be nice to take things back, but it made me realize there's all kinds of other dumb things I didn't do in this timeline and that's good cope.



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