do you have a fetish you hate to have?for me it's hucow. like i spend way too much time gooning to that fantasy. i have seriously considered trying to get lactation hormones. i kinda feel gross about being aroused by the idea of being treated like a dairy cow.
>>83713915That's not a particularly gross fetish. Anyway, to answer your question, no, I am comfortable with all my fetishes. I learned hypnosis because I was into it.
pls another hucow thread the last one was great
>>83713915I kinda hate that I'm really into female-on-male rape. And I'm not talking about some BDSM shit I am talking full on RAPE. Like the guy does not enjoy it ONE BIT.Even the videos that genuinely try to convince people women raping men is bad I find really hot. For instance, check this out:https://www.imdb.com/de/video/embed/vi2758192921/?reasonForLanguagePrompt=browser_header_mismatch
>>83713915Would you like to be milked every day?Bred so much you forget what it's like not to be pregnant? Being held in a comfy pen and wear a cute cow bell collar?
>>83713915inducing lactation is a form of birth control.
>>83713915I don't like having a breeding fetish because I don't want to have kids, at least not right now. Still, the idea makes me fucking diamonds and I cum so fucking hard when I'm thinking about knocking up some fertile girl... How did you discover your fetish OP?
>>83714052dont tempt me!>>83714088idk like having unrestricted access to internet in my early teens probably didnt help.i guess i have sick submissive fantasies.
>>83714153Are they really sick? As in, do they affect any other aspect of your life?
>>83713915Would love an ANR but im a giga autist so any potential milking cows would have to get past that about me to get milked
>>83713915if you're a foid. Dress up with a cow swimsuit for me and I'll get you pregnant so you produce milk for real.
>>83714244You don't need to be pregnant to produce milk. You can also take medication.
>>83713915Well, it's no use crying over spilt milk now.
>>83714230idk like i feel gross about it. like i kinda prefer i could be more "pure" if that makes sense
>>83714288Just having some niche fetish is not going to destroy your purity.
>>83714322i guess but i still feel kinda off about it.like not to sound too gross but i have spent like days in bed gooning to hucow stuff
>>83714337NTA but sounds line you have found your calling. Shame that we live in such times that a girl can't become a full-time hucow.
>>83714337Spending too much time gooning is almost always not a problem but rather a symptom of some other problem.
>>83714404Yes, the problem is that she won't accept that she is a dairy cow.
>>83714371>>83714436dont tease me that only makes it worse>>83714404yeah i know... maybe im just moody idk
>>83713915i'm just sad that women don't have breasts this big
>>83713960Based hypnosis enjoyer. As hypnotists or hypnotized? Male or female?
>>83713915>another hucow threadAnons give my balls a break...
>>83714452Still, it's not like you should forget about the fetish, you can enjoy it. What parts of the fetish are the most appealing to you?
>>83714631being blissfully oblivious having "maternal purpose"small humiliationbeing powerlessetc
amputated hucows. y/n?
>>83714678And what about the parts you don't like?
>>83714852like the idea of liking it. like i feel like a loser gooner
>>83714948Well yeah, but I meant more like the concrete aspects of it. Maybe you don't like the massive tits that usually come with the fetish for example.
>>83714527Both, male. I have met several women who are super into it though. Almost always as the subject.
>>83714995but i wanna have massive tits...
>>83715307Oh well, since you didn't list that before I assumed that it wasn't something you'd like. Is it because yours are small or do you simple find them to be hot?
>>83715322i suppose the latter. like i wanna have this kind of perverse self objectification, like im willing to become a breeding milking slave to get bigger tits
>>83714259>You don't need to be pregnant to produce milk. You can also take medication.I know. I would be open to that as well. But getting you pregnant is also a good idea. What is your cup size?
>>83715588Oh, so for you the massive tits are a goal in themselves and becoming a hucow is just a means to that end?
>>83715660not quite. both independently
Nothing was better then when my ex wife would lactate. She has HUGE tits. Suck on them and squeeze them and milk shoots out. I miss those days
>>83713915Its a pretty based fetish if you ask me. Theres much worse things you could be into. I couldbt hold myself back when my wife was pumping out breast milk. Whenever she whipped those calcoum cannons out i had to put my cock between them
domperidone isn't hard to get
>>83713915the most based fetish. all fembots must be put in hucow ranches, willingly or otherwise.
i think hucows should be real
>>83713915Just stop jacking off.I have fetishes too, but they no longer control me.
>>83713915a fat milky hucow is the perfect woman
My most arousing fantasy is imagining myself as a pent up stallion and impregnating plump cowgirls in a farm stable all day every dayWatching them swell with my babies and their breasts fattening up with milk drives me crazy
>>83713915I want a little aryan princess to tie in a barn and impregnate over and over so I can set her fat butt on my lap and suck on her nipples for milk every day after I hit the gym. I would make fun of you for being a little slut and give you another child (and tell you how good of a mother you're going to be) anytime you get fussy. be my wife
Not the OP but I want to have massive milky udders too
>>83713915I have that fetish too but I have far worse/more shameful as well...
>>83713915girl kinks are 50/50yeah ok I get the apealORyikes I dont feel safe around youThis is the former for sure
I am not at all bothered by any aspect of my fetishes. That said, I would not necessarily talk about them in polite company either.You are what you are, you are only holding yourself back from accepting it based on what you feel you "should" be like / "should" want.The closest I get is "yeah, I find this hot, no, I would never want it to be a real thing for various reasons I can give".Like, your hucow thing. In theory you can strap in for an hour, milk yourself dry, then go back to an otherwise normal life. Even if you had a hucow job as a 9-5 sort of deal, it's nothing life ruining like amputation or whatever.Similarly, things like rape are kind of a one way street. You can't just undo that kind of a thing.There's the hentaiverse logic of you can rape someone into a consensual relationship or whatever, but outside of arousal I want nothing to do with anyone, and it's beyond silly to pretend anyone would be willing to just ignore the fact that you raped them.Rape isn't a thing I enjoy for what it's worth, at least inherently. Most of the stuff I enjoy are transgressions, like NTR or incest. But the entire point of a transgression is that those boundaries exist for a reason. If I was to actually sleep with a man's wife, I would lose respect for her that she would be willing to do such a thing, and if I don't respect her then there's no point of sleeping with her, so it's a catch-22 that strictly limits itself to fantasy.
>>83717998Yeah me too. I wanna feed you all.
>>83713915would you prefer to be milked by hand daily or in an industrial barn?
>>83717086Why the conditions are so bleak?
>>83719389idk but a milking machine is a must so leaning towards the latter
>>83719389>sub dom relationship where the sub provides the dom with milk
>>83713960Based. Hypnosis is a hot kink but a lot of it is placebo induced. Too many weirdos or fake and gay cunts have decimated a niche kink into pure degeneracy
>>83719466are you op? whats your current cup size?
>>83714288Nothing is more pure for a female than being a milky baby factory. It's what your body is meant for. It's special and can't be faked. The working independent woman is the mask, the falsehood to distract from true fulfillment.
>>83720131+1 to what this anon is saying. Pure is boring anyway, gooner gfs are the truth
I remember some outtake where this scoreland girl was doing a porn scene but she was just dripping everywhere and was telling the cameraman
>>83713915No, I'm pretty much the definition of mental stability in all the ways. Of course I do have fetishes but I'm not addicted or consumed by them. I like coomers (female) though, it's pretty hot.
>>83715212Most girls I have asked have been curious and willing to try.
>>83714524>I'm just sad that women don't have breasts this bigAre you sure about that?
>>83720418She must be really small areolas or photoshopped them out because mine would be all peeking out
>>83713915i both like my fetish for what it is (obviously), but hate that it's so damn niche when i feel like it really shouldn't be.so in a way i hate having a fetish that i cannot see new stuff for regularly.i create my own content, mostly by writing stuff, or making changes to what others have already written until it suits my tastes. i keep it private.
>>83713915>do you have a fetish you hate to have?i'm unsure if i could call it a "fetish". it's something i do indulge in though that becomes a fixation during that period of time. when you're so horny; nothing matters.>>83717145>but they no longer control meI KNEEL
>>83720560huge areolas on huge breasts are super attractive, and imo peak femininity
>>83720560It's definitely the former. Not every girl is as blessed as you are
>>83720418I don't really care about the milk but fetish wear like this with big tits is so hot.
>>83719642Yeah I have noticed this too. Just some sissy subs who pretend to be hypnotized.
>>83720585Peeking out is PEAK.Hucow nipples should be so huge that no bra can contain them, so it's better to go for smaller sizes on purpose.
>tfw no big booba hucow gfI'm fucking dying
>>83720078yeah.not hucow sized, not even close ;-;
>>83721401Draw em.
>>83721413what? why? what does that have to do with anything here?
>iwn have an autistic neet hucow gf who i can milk every day
>>83721418Cattle market inspection.
>>83721469dont tease me...
adopting a cow on ehentai
>>83721581That bovine slut knows what she's doing
I was going to tell you that it's stupid for you to hate this fetish or whatever given all of the lther fucked up and weird fetishes that are out there but then I realized that this thread is just an excuse for posting hucows
>>83720590Why? Have you seen them already? Kek
>>83721469Better quality version
>>83722162Thanks anon. Here have some fresh hucow milk in a gif.
>>83722245that must feel soooo good
>>83721401So like average right now? Or a bit above average? Hucow level takes a good starting point to achieve anon
>>83720418That's the size I want to have
>>83722675maybe a bit above average. i dont wanna go into too much detail
>>83722694That's funny, but I understand. Are you very skinny right now? You know a surefire way is to gain weight usually. I know a girl who went up 5 cup sizes from gaining about 100lbs
>>83722704my bmi is like 24
>>83722723Well yeah maybe time to try some controlled weight gain. I've heard that in some cases for girls after they gain weight and cup size their boobs stay bigger once they lose the weight again.
>>83722767hmm that does take discipline tho. i wonder if i started using lactation hormones what would happen...
>>83722779If you really want it you'll do what it takes. I'm making my dick bigger rn but it takes about ~2 hours a day of training. But I'm doing it
>>83722803yeah but im a stinky neet with no discipline
>>83722685That woman is so big because everything else in her is big. Look at her tummy too.
>>83722968If you're submissive just let someone bully you into it. I love a stinky neet gooner though, I want to date one badly.
>>83713915Sex with hucow fembots 24/7
How would you feel if you or your (hypothetical) gf was abducted by aliens and brainwashed into a submissive cow for her sweet milk?
Get ready fembots! It's your milking time!
>>83723618FEMBOT MILKFEMBOT MILKFEMBOT MILK
you can trigger lactation through manual massage and simulating the shift in female-specific hormones after fertilization - you need prolactin to generate milk production, oxytocin to release it from the milk ducts, and estrogen/progesterone to start the process at all as they are the main female sex hormones drivers (adipose stores estrogen btw, most birth control functions through an e/p combo though i believe the mini pill is progesterone only, spironolactone will suppress androgen - the tranner channers out there use it to someday, one day, become a Real Woman).massage will need to be consistent and excessively thorough, this is a longform multiple times a day operation. i suppose that is a plus for you, similar to manual milking.the nipples will crack and bleed as they do for most mothers, there are plenty of balms and salves to soothe this (have fun with your hypothetical partner doing this - seems like a great way to bond and is something many new fathers experience, there is a dearth of porn out there showing wives with bleeding, cracked, aching breasts begging their husbands to milk them - wonder why! quite a lot enjoy being breastfed as well, milk competition between a father and child and subsequent jealousy is a well documented phenomenon), your breasts will ache and likely turn purple and dark. if it cuts off circulation, stop. manual pumps will help with forcing milk out but ducts can still be clogged and require medical or even surgical intervention.once you have a regular milking schedule, you are good to go. lactation and breastfeeding burns an extreme amount of calories, this helps many women lose post-partum weight. your breasts will stay engorged with milk as long as you lactate, and your nipples will be significantly expanded and darker, often brown. when you cease lactation your breasts will deflate and stay that way, the elasticity of the skin has been permanently stretched and gravity takes its toll. but it was going to do that anyway.
>>83723857gotta start browsing /d/ more
>>83723618peak gif
Don't fembots get back pain from having their heavy saggers hanging all day?
>>83724729I've heard the back pack shit is mostly a myth and honestly a lame excuse to complain about huge comfy tits.
>>83724059yes, they can be. it can be fun to browse the alternative/extreme fetish hentai board sitting in your catholic schoolgirl uniform in the library next to the stacks of the fountainhead - or whatever the modern corollary is a decade and a half later. something on accelerationism, perhaps. funny to consider that page activity can be tracked even when lurking as well. though no one would be that perverted, i assume. surely not the person daydreaming about being groped and milked in the library closet in between classes by an older crush. back on the topic of the thread - i wonder what the logistics of being repeatedly intentionally impregnated to maximize milk production only to terminate the pregnancy before viability would consist of. presumably the constant hormonal fluctuations would cause significant side effects for the subject - i wonder how that would affect milk composition considering that delicious umami flavor comes from a combination of protein and personalized antibodies. ooh, mommy.
>>83724814i think hucows also work as surrogates
>>83724777Trips often speak truth but Idk anon I want to be a good hucow owner and give her a back massage if she needs it. Need to be sure.
>>83723742is there a thread that is more focused on hucows who have more normal sized udders anywhere??asking for reasons. that's hot
i admit it. i have a hucow fetish. i want to be made into a milking and breeding slave.
>>83725124What size are your tits now? You need a good base to be a good breeding sow
>>8372514236d if that makes any difference
>>83725173That's a solid foundation. If you gain weight they'll probably get bigger. Pregnancy or other forms of inducing lactation too. Are you on birth control?
>>83725221no I'm not on birth control
>>83724829paid surrogacy is largely illegal, that seems pointless - might as well go full human trafficking.>>83725173have you been professionally fitted? if you have not, try using a measuring tape (fabric, not retractable) around your underbust (at the inframammary fold, where your breast tissue meets your chest) to get your correct band measurement and then measure over your fullest bust (usually around the nipples but can be lower or higher depending on how gravity has affected them). subtract the band from the full bust: each 1 inch measurement corresponds to a cup size. if you are a true 36d, your underbust will be 36 and your full bust 40. cup sizes in bra sizing also scale proportionally with band, a 32d is significantly smaller in cup than a 40d. most women are actually much smaller in band and larger than cup than they are led to believe due to manipulative marketing and sales pressure to sell outdated sizing methods - almost no bra you see anywhere outside of the uk and poland (and even then, largely there) has the correct size listed. it helps to bring a tape with you.additionally, your correct band size can be smaller than your underbust depending on your actual tissue composition. my underbust is theoretically 32 but even this new polish firm 30 band is too large on the tightest hook, and i am spilling out of these supposed kk cups (uk/polish, corresponds to about a us o or p if those were standardized, which they are not).root width and height, gore tacking, strap spacing, band support etc are all very annoying to have to configure.
>>83725292>KK cupI fucking kneel holy shit. Give me a chance fembot please.
>>83725292NTA, but funny I always heard that Polish brands have really tight bands. I wonder if that one is a exception or if I am only thinking of Ewa Michalak Why UK and Poland make such great bras, while the rest of the world don't?
>>83725382sorry, i only wanted to fuck the robot overlord, not the robots. and even that was a logistical impossibility.>>83725625polish brands in general have tight bands and high projection, ewa is the best known among them. i am wearing a comexim at the moment but the construction is different from my gorsenia. uk will make bras at small band/large bust but they provide 0 support or any structure, they are basically just thin fabric tit cups. and then they barely want to go below 34 in the larger sizes, ruling out goddess and elomi. panache makes some but the demand is so low (and when it exists, so competitive) that barely anyone keeps them in stock. technically the only ewa makes it in this size but then she has different sizing than comexim or gorsenia and wont ship directly so you have to go through a boutique which has a return turn around time limit of 7 days from shipping, which is fucking absurd for a $200 bra with $30 shipping already. a single bra. that you cant return or try on in person. this is the real reason the human milkers out there get reductions btw, the financial absurdity is far more frustrating than back pain and having your center of gravity constantly thrown off. dont even get me started on the impossibility of compression or sports bras.
>>83725292>paid surrogacy is largely illegalNot in the USA it isn't. There are some states that apparently have extra braindead laws regarding it but surrogate moms can make bank while being treated like a queen by the parents.Why would people even ban paid surrogacy anyways? If it's actual surrogacy, like IVF, there's way less ways to fraud that or women that would do that than men who donate sperm, and donating sperm is more directly getting paid to create your own kids.
>>83725828i think it is a good win-win use of a hucow to use her womb as a surrogate womb
>>83725866I was talking to a girl for a few years that had the dream of being a paid surrogate. There's a lot of restrictions but it seems like it would be perfect for women who wanna stay pregnant but don't want 20 kids themselves.
Fuck, I wish I could have a hucow gf. Are there any ways to meet a girl into this fetish? Or am I just screwed and will have to settle for a normie girl who would probably be repulsed by me liking her breast milk.
>>83725962imagine a gf who produces enough milk for your cereals every morning
>>83725828>Why would people even ban paid surrogacy anyways?Because it commoditizes having children and it's a service used almost exclusively by fags and dykes>donating sperm is more directly getting paid to create your own kidsJizzing into a cup and peace'ing out =/= having a baby develop in your body, giving birth to it and handing it off for a payout like the baby is livestock
>>83725790>sorry, i only wanted to fuck the robot overlord, not the robots. and even that was a logistical impossibility.i could be your HAL baby give me a chance. I'm nice with it and my steel is polished and sharp.
>>83720585Thank you, anon, it's good to know they are appreciated
>>83725828>why would anyone ban compensation for human reproduction and the sale of infants, a process that most anyone can do and most everyone will not want to unless completely desperatei have no idea ms. lewis, why would anyone ever be against non-regulated gestational labor funneled from the global south to global north? full surrogacy nao!!!!!!!!!!111>like a queenlike this?https://web.archive.org/web/20260109054416/https://www.wired.com/story/the-baby-died-whose-fault-is-it-surrogate-pregnancy/>Finally, there are social norms to consider when publicly attacking the woman who says she almost died carrying your child.>I want the surrogate to be known for what she did, to be set as an example,>I hope she goes to jail. >Ideally, for murder.>ivfi really do not think you want to go toe to toe with me regarding the biomedical ethical quandaries of reproductive endocrinology.t. decades old grown up cum in a cup who was taught to say reproductive endocrinologist whenever someone asked what she, a three year old, wanted to be when she grew up.
>>83713915I want to drink from my gf's breasts kne day. And I want her to wear cow-themed clothes for me.That's why I need her to have at least DD cups.
>>83726067Would be willing to die in a war for her
>>83726091>>83726539>Because it commoditizes having childrenPeople already fuck too much and have kids they DON'T WANT let alone people jumping through multiple government and business mandated hoops just to have a single kid that just so happens to grow in a different womb. Do you know what surrogacy is?>it's a service used almost exclusively by fags and dykesThen ban the fags and dykes? Why should a woman who may have a shitty bad luck condition but healthy eggs be punished by faggots existing? Is it not asserting more control to promote more actual hetero surrogacy?>Jizzing into a cup and peace'ing out =/= having a baby develop in your body, giving birth to it and handing it off for a payout like the baby is livestockYeah exactly but the guy who jizzed into that cup will be the biological father of all those random kids he may never know. The paid surrogacy that makes sense is the kind where the parents are only using the surrogate for her womb, not her eggs. Otherwise like with sperm donation, that's just 1 step removed from getting paid to pump and dump.>why would anyone ever be against non-regulated gestational laborThat already happens and it's called people having sex. Wtf? Also whatever methods available need to be used to increase birth rates in first world countries. If bitches get paid to have REGULATED babies from normal citizens then that can help close the rate gap.>i really do not think you want to go toe to toe with me regarding the biomedical ethical quandaries of reproductive endocrinology.Are you also one of those fuckers that thinks it's murder to let fertilized eggs die? I'm pro life myself but it's unavoidable that some eggs get fertilized but not implanted into the uteran wall etc. so it's not much difference there.
>>83723618this would be perfect if she was massively obese
>>83726717did not read most of that because you seem to think a person linking you an article about a person who hired a surrogate who then had a stillbirth and then was stalked and sued by the prospective mama bear over it, who specifically wanted to put the surrogate in jail for this, is someone who 1. doesnt know what surrogacy is (why are you even talking about the male portion of sperm donation btw nobody gives a fuck or is discussing this in a thread devoted to lactation and impregnation fantasies - your jizz is the least important part of this s2s) 2. is the same person you quoted above 3. is someone who would somehow be lecturing you from a pro-life angle regarding biomedical ethics of in-vitro fertilization and reproductive endocrinology because https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbkinstead of someone who is clearly discussing western imperialist neoliberal economic exploitation of impoverished global majority women from a materialist >f-f-feministangle.nice jpg btw. you jack off to that, pro-life 4lifer? spilling your seed upon the ground is frowned upon, typically, in your circles. all those spermatozoa bursting forth from your hands like the almighty and landing upon your chest just to suffocate in your overgrown flea-ridden body hair - when they could have and should have been swallowed in my mouth instead.
>>83725962i think every single man i have ever known has pretty much immediately sucked on or begged to suck on my tits and drink my non-existent breastmilk. it is far more common than you think. it seems to be a fertile (ding ding) topic in south asian (specifically indian and pakistani) cultures, women being confused that their husbands want to drink their breastmilk and being told by every other woman they talk to that oh yeah, they all do that. there is actually a whole little logistical bypass in islam where a woman who allows a man to suckle from her breast is now regarded as kin and can appear unveiled before him or allow him to stay in her home regardless of typical purdah/sex segregation restrictions.>https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Adult_Sucklingseriously, they get really in depth about it. milk jealousy between father and infant is a well documented psychological phenomenon - men tend to get very angry that the breasts of their female partner quote unquote belong to the infant now instead of them, and hostile to their wives when they do not want their sore breasts (you all know lactation and breastfeeding makes them incredibly sore, right? and that they leak through clothing?) fondled or sucked as the process is both painful and now reminiscent of feeding their child, making it extremely unappealing as an intimate act with a romantic/sexual partner and feeling frankly infantile and incestuous.
>>83726224will you take me out to mcdonalds first, at least?m-mickey ds for one, yet again,,, ( ._.)
>>83727183Wow, you're like the poster child for Poe's Law.Just fuck off back to xitter because you clearly need your meds.I'm gonna keep posting hucows for all the real robots here.
>>83727238>woman try not to think about incest or pedophilia challenge (impossible)
>>83727262did you know that robots are an invasive species on this board? they were originally called gentlemen by their own choosing. the robot was singular and referred to the overlord. i could not care less if you post porn or not. this is a pink board.>>83727273you know what would be funny - to see how easy is it to derail your porn thread into womanhate. come on baby, stick that two incher down my throat and tell me to suck the shit off already. i can daddy dom you, if you want, onii-chan, just like your japanese mangas.
>>83727249Of course, I like Mickey D's though it's a shame that it's gotten more expensive lately. What's your order? You tell me yours I'll tell you mine :)
>>83727262do you actually know what the law you are citing is, by the way? or do you respond to every post that requires more than a half-second of non-existent contemplation - taking away precious time from your physical masturbatory habits as your intellectual ones seem dead on arrival already - with a desperate fervent decree of the necessity of medical lobotomization via pharmaceuticals to overcompensate for your complete inability to parse text on an imageboard in a thread where you just want to delay, delay, delay ejaculation endlessly?you mean threads or blusky, by the way. though the existence of character limits on all three deflates your insult immediately regardless of your inability to determine sociocultural temperature shifts on websites that require somewhat persistent identity and have a shockingly much more lax regulation of the uploading of child pornography.
>>83727343>i can daddy dom youThis is a dom centric thread. You're seen as objects here.Keep posting though so people know how schizo you are.
>>83727392here is the attention (You) wanted.>seen as objects hereare we not? occams razor. suck my schizo roastie lips already, baby, i have your would-be brothers and sisters waiting for you smeared all over my urethra from your mothers massive throbbing futa cock. she sure knows how to make a first impression, i cant wait to get my fifteenth thousand abortion and genocide another of your >tfw aborted potential girlfriend/little sisters. >>83727347>for me, its the double cheeseburger.the mcdouble is inferior due to the lack of second slice of cheese, the mcchicken is just kind of pathetic even when spicy. the mcgangbang was fun for a while to order in college and consume to the horror of everyone else around. the quarter pounder with cheese has pretty sad quality of meat. /ck/ will hate this but burger king - specifically the bacon and rodeo kings - is far superior. of course, i would rather jam five guys into my one mouth any day anyway. sweet and spicy sauce is pretty safe at most locations. i liked maccas sweet and sour before finding some strangely thick eyelash sealed inside of a container - at least with the barbecue it would blend in with the coloration of the sauce. they do have good friends, only krystal and chik fil a were better but they both changed to better survive online delivery order transportation, the excess batter ruins the texture. strangely burger king is also better at this as well. wendys has the best nuggies by far though, barring the obvious superiority of gods favorite chicken. burger king also has the worst drinks, thank god for sonic and fuck starry/sierra mist hard and unlubed in the virgin ass.mickey used to have decent salads. liked to get the caesar but order light italian dressing. not sure when they stopped, the fruit and yogurt parfait with granola was excellent as well. the apple pies are fine, i guess. taco bell has or had a caramel apple empanada that is far superior.you?
>>83727475Wow you're a storied adventurer. The mcdouble did lack that second slice but I think it still worked for what it was. Meat in mouth maxxing. I fucked with the filet fish so much. I'd do two of the double doubles and the fish filet, large fries. Two of the apple pies and three chocolate chip cookies. Medium drink. Like a decade ago all that together was 14 bucks or something. Tragic how expensive it would be now. You know I never tried their sweet and spicy sauce or their salads? I'll take your word for it though.I really like habit lately, there's a special sandwich they do specifically in my hometown on sourdough with avocado. It fucks so hard you can't imagine. Crazy fuckage. And don't even get me started on t Bell. Tasty but again too expensive to be worth now. How the budget options have fallen
>>83713915For me it's inflation. I LITERALLY want to inflate a girl big and round.
>>83727621There's a lot of crossover with that and hucows honestly.The more babies she can hold, the bigger she will get.
>>83727697This image would be INSANELY hot to me if only she were getting fucked by like a machine or something instead of a dude. I dunno why but I'm weird about portrayal of sex; it makes me feel like a cuck seeing two characters having sex so I prefer sole female instead.
>>83727597they used to have these things where you would shake the sauce or whatever into the salad which was in a cup. the entire industry tried really hard to pivot after the pr fallout from supersize me. i had a ton of those eat this not that books which would just beg the horizontally challenged to substitute their regular mcdoublefuck with gigantofries meals with literally anything else off the same menu, no matter how different they were in taste profiles.i have always liked the filet o fish. it gets such a bad reputation but i think it is pretty tasty. probably partial childhood nostalgia though, my mum ate them when i was growing up. if you tried to sell me american cheese melted on a fried whitefish patty now i probably would think you were insane.ive heard japanese mcds is supposed to be pretty amazing. some old friends go there all the time and post about it, their menus seem to be pretty different. always been partial to, broadly speaking, eastern cuisine so it seems interesting. it is pretty cool that the youngins have all these new options now due to the globalization of internet culture, there is a chain here now that specializes in replicating a japanese ramen bar experience complete with the little button to call servers and the sheets over the doorways to give booths privacy. i really like all the k bbq places now too, though the robot servers are strange. one was themed like a cat and kept meowing when delivering the various cuts of steak. its a far cry now from the days when benihana and an ichiban felt transgressive and exotic. i would fucking love if literally anyone would sell me proper soju though. or knew how to serve/drink sake. my godmother taught me how after her teaching trip to japan for some art program - always found this a hilarious story because she refuses to eat seafood. why did you go to an island nation then honey. i dont think she even likes rice or seaweed. ???
>>83727860you know i didnt like the filet o fish as a kid even though my godmother had them all the time. i finally tried it in adulthood and was like "woah". its really the tartar sauce that makes it, they got a really good one imo. and the american cheese with it is an unlikely combo but pretty damn good! im craving one now, damn.I haven't been to a japanese mcd but i went to one in holland. menu mostly the same but i remember the sizes were smaller across the board but also the ingredients seemed better kept. not that thats what im looking for from macdombles though.its funny between posts in this reply chain i actually went to a japanese place with my sister. had sparkling sake and soju and this unreal good eel nigiri, plus a few rolls. it was really tasty and the staff was really nice.apropos of all of this if i dropped contact would you add for more pleasant conversation and maybe flirting?
>>83713915do you have a fetish you hate to have?>futanari>femdom>peggingAlso being submissive. I hate it so damn much. I wish I could be normal. Thanks family.
>>83727343>did you know that robots are an invasive species on this board? they were originally called gentlemen by their own choosing. the robot was singular and referred to the overlord.I fucking miss the original /r9k/ so much.
>>83727183>nice jpg btw. you jack off to that, pro-life 4lifer? spilling your seed upon the ground is frowned upon, typically, in your circles. all those spermatozoa bursting forth from your hands like the almighty and landing upon your chest just to suffocate in your overgrown flea-ridden body hair - when they could have and should have been swallowed in my mouth insteadLMFAO this is epic!>>83727238>it seems to be a fertile (ding ding) topic in south asian (specifically indian and pakistani) culturesNta but can I ask if you belong to any of those cultures?
Good God I can finally understand why the Polish are hated so much. This thread is almost ruined the further down you go
>>83728757i wish more girls would be comfortable being compared to a cow
why i cant just be a cow with fat milky tits?
>>83728757What the Polish have to do with it? Kek
I kinda want to have a boyfriend when I lactate so I can pull out my tits and just put my milk in his cereal, warm and fresh and see his content face
>>83729499>the feminine urge to provide nutrition to the one you care about
>>83729504yeah this is me!like ever since i was little i loved to make all kinds of food and treats to my friends and especially boys
>>83729605SO PURE!
>>83713915This is a based fetish. Wanting to produce milk is great. Very nice thing to be turned on by.
>>83713915>do you have a fetish you hate to have?Pegging. I hate how hard it makes me.
>>83713915I have a cheating kink. For a long time I thought I was a cuck because it was the only kind of porn I would obsess over, but in retrospect I'm just as turned on by the thought of cheating on my wife or a girl cheating on her husband with me than actual cuck stuff so it's really a shame that 99 percent of cheating content is so explicitly cuckold or raceplay
>>83729504I just thinking making him happy and well fed would be really good, especially being an intimate act as it would be my own milk
>>83730669So why is it that you don't have a boyfriend yet?
>>83728757>polish>>83727475>>83727860>8 different american fast food chains mentioned along with an american hibachi chain and discussion of the globalization of authentic japanese ramen shops and robot korean barbecue vendors with a reference to japanese travel>polish
>>83729504>>83729605hucow fetish is just a perversion of a woman's natural nurturing character
>>83724729If a girl doesn't have the money to pay for a reduction, she can just say backpain and get it covered under the public system in most countries. And the majority of reductions aren't even because of something crazy like L cups. It'd be like DD to G just because the stores don't carry the outfits and bras her friends wear in those sizes.
>>83730879I am socially anxious and am avoidant
>>83730947hwait hold on do you want a real throwback>The roots of Polandball can be traced to an event dubbed a 'cyber-war' among Polish Internet users on a website called drawball.com, which occurred in August 2009.>The website, which offers a larger, circular-shaped virtual canvas, allows internet users to draw what they want on the canvas, based upon what has previously been drawn by other users. >The idea of drawing the Polish flag on the entire canvas rallied thousands of Polish Internet users together, and they were able to paint the entire canvas with a red top and white below, with the word POLSKA written in the middle. This coordination devolved into drawball's familiar chaos soon afterward when it was raided by 4chan to cover it with a giant swastika.[4]
>>83730669That's very sweet of you anon.
>>83731014this sounds a little incel-y but i kinda think women should be proud of being nurturing
It's funny seeing all that Poland slander when the Polish are the ones who make the best bras for large breasts
>>83731053>The beginnings of the actual meme began a month later, on Krautchan, a German-language imageboard website.>The first Polandball comics are attributed to a British user of Krautchan's English-speaking /int/ imageboard, dubbed FALCO, who in September 2009 created the meme using Microsoft Paint to troll another user dubbed Wojak, who is known for his drawings of a bald man that is nicknamed Feels Guy.>Wojak, a Polish-British frequenter of /int/, was speaking of his poor employee contributions and nationalism for his former country in a rambling style. >Eventually, he began talking about how superior Polish women are to women from other countries. FALCO created the first Polandball comics to satirize this, along with several others later, and they became the most foundational stereotypes attributed to Polandball. >This caught the interest of many users of the board, who then began spreading and imitating FALCO's comics across the internet. >Russians espoused it the most, themselves creating their own stereotypes of drunken enjoyment and obsession with making fun of Poland.>These stereotypes were placed into the character Russiaball. In a similar fashion, many other stereotypes began forming for the various other characters of Polandball.
>>83731050Are you very young or something? Can you keep eye contact with people?
The thread derailed and it got ruined, sad
>>83731674We can necro it
>>83731014Perversion? More like ultimate fulfillment
I know cow bell collars are really hot but what about a cow ear tag as an earring?
>>83731674you could whine less and post the actual topic which was not hucows but if you are ashamed of any fetishes.>>83731882perhaps necrophilia?
Sorry for AI slop but tomboy hucows? Yes or no?
>>83731904I would wear them, ngl
id be eternally loyal milk slut to a guy who would buy me a cow bell collar
>>83713915You feel bad about it? Imagine being a man with this fetish. That's me. I want to be a fat bitch that gets stuffed and milked.
>>83729499Is there like an application form to be your bf anywhere?
What if your hucow gf's breasts were so large that there wouldn't be a bra big enough for her and she would have to carry them of she needed to go somewhere?Like they would be inconveniently large.
>>83732533ngl i wish my breasts were that big. idc what people would think or how inconvenient it would be.
>>83732533i wish i had fat tits like this
>>83732533Why I can't have them this big? It's so unfair
>>83732533Are her nipples leaky? Is her owner being lazy and forgotten her morning milking?
>>83732533I'd offer to carry them.
>>83732533>>83732533>What if your hucow gf's breasts were so large
>>83732533What part of this is a tomboy? This is a short haired woman.>>83732576>>83732659>>83732689>s-s-samefag!
>>83733246Nah you'd be surprised, lots of fembots want to be milked.
>>83733486yeah im only this >>83732659 one
>>83733486I do believe that the need to be milked stems from this. It has to be.>>83729504>>83729605
i wanna hear fembots moo
>>83733689I did record it once it was kinda embarrassing
>>83733738Where? When? Vocaroo thread?
>>83733793Yes, a vocaroo thread but I don't think it was on /r9k/. It had been a long time, iirc I did moo a few times and said I was a stupid cow. I kinda regret because it's so cringe when I am not horny kek
>>83733689https://voca.ro/13pwEf25Sl0Pmoo moo
>>83733853>>83733880you are probably too underage to know fucking doja cat beat you to this 8 years ago specifically for channershttps://youtu.be/mXnJqYwebF8
>>83733935cool, no1currs
so... milk?
>>83733969you have a big titted bitch mooing to hucow hentai in the background while she mimes squeezing milk out of her tits and chugs it shaking them all over the screen, but i am sure a wheezing morbidly obese underage femanon letting out a soft moo or two is superior to big black nasty milky titties.
>>83733880Cute. It's true you do sound like a heifer. You may need to let your horns fully grow before it's time for your udders.
>>83734139humans cant grow horns
>>83734135You sound triggered kekWhat's up with obsessing with underage girls? That's weird
>>83734236But you're not a human anymore, you're a hucow. I heard you mooing.
>>83734280those are human moos, no?
>>83734280i don't even lactate
>>83713915Not to be rude, but is OP actually even a woman?
>>83733880Those moos make you sound like you can feed a family of five with your udders.
>>83734331>>83734352Is this different anons or you're both? You don't lactate yet because you're a huheifer but there's a hucow in you. It's a matter of time... and horn growth.
>>83734476I don't think he or she claimed it either way, but there's at least one woman here.
>>83734507don't be silly. you cant grow horns
>>83733880that's some mooing, alright
>>83733853cringe? sounds based to me
>>83732361>your hucow gf's cow bell clangs and she makes moos while you fuck her.
>>83733689https://voca.ro/14S4aMRBepsfNot a good moo I got cold feet
>>83735024adorable!!!you moo so lovely
>>83733880>>83735024These two in a comfy barn, being milked next to each other in their own comfy cow pens, mooing happily
>>83733880>>83735024There would be nothing to be shy about if you're being good milky cows. You wouldn't even have to care about your figure since you'd be filled with babies so often too.Just let it all go and be true to your purpose.
>>83735024Your shy mooing is extremely cute.
>>83735154how much milk would you want?
>>83734261>n-no ubecause i am a pedophile, obviously, sitting in here watching anons act like fourteen year olds and cows somehow simultaneously, rubbing my hands together and plottin devious schemes and not just being mildly annoyed and mostly perplexedthis thread feels like a daycare now. this is a neutral statement.
>>83735024So cute. Am I the only one who thinks she sounds sad? Why are you sad, little cow?
>>83735184However much my cows can produce. The point is to increase their capacity over time.
>>83735154ngl i might sound like a degenerate submissive but this sounds nice. no thinking so no sad thoughts and just focus on producing milk
>>83735266It's not degenerate for femanons to want what their bodies are hardwired to desire.It's only natural.
>>83735336yeah but it is one thing to be just nurturing, it's another thing to become a dairy cow
>>83713915If you're not into eating the girls yet then you might still be salvageable. It's too late for me though.
>>83735343>hucow fetish>wants to be milked and bred>doesn't want to be made into beefhow hypocritical...
>>83735341All women are breeding cows, the only distinction is whether or not they admit it.
>>83735446i cant speak for all women tho
>>83735531It's not a cow's place to speak for other cows.The masters and cows alike know the only focus should be on the milk and warm round tummies heavy with litters.
i got a cow bikini but it gave me a bowtie for the necklace instead of a bell, might consider getting the bell it's cute desu. i'm also wondering what's the big appeal of this fetish for you guys? the milking?
>>83735617>i'm also wondering what's the big appeal of this fetish for you guys?As you can tell from my other posts it's how the woman gives into to her base desires but it comes with fulfillment, care and purpose. Also it's a top tier expression of femininity.
>>83735617i like petplay and the crossover with fat tits, fat asses, and fat belliesmilking and edging a girl would also be hotstuff like light bondage and submissive play is standard but good too
i like hucows
>>83733880>>83735024is it possible to train a girl to moo instead of moan involuntarily? that would be really hot
>>83736705>letting out a moo when the suction of the milking machine gets a little too intenseh-h-hot....
>>83733880>>83735024These turn me on.You would make excellent cows
>>83735617>i'm also wondering what's the big appeal of this fetish for you guys? the milking?The fertility in general, particularly the ridiculous amounts of milk produced, the insane curves and very especially the tits. I also like how the girls are almost always portrayed to be, in some way, very... content? with the fact that they are hucows. They are in bliss, if not experiencing great pleasure, when they are being milked or have nice smiles on their faces most of the time.
>>83735617this is mainly a girl fetish imho
>>83737096If any of the discords I'm in are any indication, it's actually mainly a tranny fetish. Because lactation can be induced in males, they use it as a way to compensate their lack of natural femininity.
>>83737106>If any of the discords I'm in are any indicationthey aren't
>>83737106I think the vocaroos sound like real girls tho
https://voca.ro/1gp1GuUJHwuSwhat's like the psychology of wanting to be owned and milked (maybe with light bondage too)?like shouldn't a self-respecting person not want to be a dairy cow?
>>83737446The world is a stressful place, and any kink that allows you to turn your brain off, to shed responsibility and cares, is a highly attractive prospect.
>>83737477that makes sense but why milking specifically? i mean it is vaguely objectifying, isn't it?
>>83714241What is ANR?
>>83737446cute moo!
>>83737484It's something that women are all purpose-made to do. It's usefulness, it's helping people out. It's being productive while all you're doing is having your boobs sucked, which is pleasurable. But really though a lot of women get off on being objectified. Mainly because it's "taboo" because you're not supposed to be objectified. >>83737485Adult Nursing Relationship
>>83713915FeederismI want to fatten a girl, but it's a mostly moid coded/autistic or weird girl coded fetish. So there's like a 3/1 ratio of men to women into this shit, which tbf is better than dating apps, but its still weird enough that I've genuinely never found a woman who I like who's into it.Problem is it's now an essential part of my sexuality so I just date fat girls and rub their bellies while never being fully sexually into them
>>83737512>Into feeding girls>not actually sexually attracted to fat girlsnigga what
>>83737522I am. I just want to play into my fetish as well as being into fatties
>>83737506i like playing with my boobs but i never had like a real strong suction on them. but i really want to... that must feel sooo good.it is a little naughty taboo, but wouldn't it get old if i was 24/7 cow or something like that?
>>83737446You sound a bit unsure, like you're saying "moo...?"
>>83737554Keeping up with lactation can very easily become a chore if you're not in the right headspace, so really the best way to think about it is personal accomplishment. Your boobs are under the law of supply and demand, if there's an increased demand, you will have an increased supply. Pushing yourself to see just how much you can produce in a day is a very rewarding goal to go after. But being a cow specifically 24/7? Yeah any kind of 24/7 kink gets old after a while, you do have a life outside of it, you do have other interests, and it's necessary to take a break after a while. Actual permanent slavery is... best left as a fantasy.
>>83737593that sounds fun. i wish i had hucow friends who i could compete with about who produces the most milk.an extra kinky layer would be if we had the same "owner" hehe
>>83733880>>83735024>>83737446>actual cows in threadpure gold
>>83737817Letting out involuntary moos while being milked must feel really good.
>>83713915Reading every post that says "hucow" in Jared Taylor's voice kek
>>83737817shame they are just too shy to show their udders
How do you guys feel if your gf had way too big breasts that would occasionally leak if not properly milked regularly?
SEX WITH HUCOWS!!!BREED HUCOWS!!!!INPREGNATE HUCOWS!!!!!
>>83737625sounds like a fun contest show imho
>>83738049Seeing those pics makes me sad because I don't have tits like that
>>83738862At least you still without throw away into the trash bin your value of woman and you still worthing gold as the virgin woman you are!
i'd become a hucow for big tits and neet life
>>83731924>you could whine less and post the actual topic which was not hucows but if you are ashamed of any fetishes.This is a hucow thread disguised with a sub-topic of shameful fetishes. Main topic is still hucows.
>>83738862These aren't meant to be demotivational pics. Don't be sad, happy cow.
>>83739326to me they are more like motivational pics, like "i will be like that one day!"(i will never be like that)
>>83739326>fembot milk cheesecould it work? could it be like a luxury delicacy?
>>83737446that's such a needy moo. i hope you are milked
>>83713915i fully endorse hucow fetishism but i must warn you as someone whos both researched lactation and lactation meds due to a hucow/pregnancy fetish and ive also lactated b4 C: A. inducing lactation may cause early osteoporosis due to bone density loss from nutrients being taken to make said milk . idk how you would avoid this other than just doing a checkup every once in a while to check your labs or some shit idk how bone density is measuredB. your tits will ache, not like OMG OWWW IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE BREAST CANCER but like "my boobs feel puffy and sore" you may have to auuu.. relieve some milk. a little bit to ease that, at least that or mildly groping myself when nobody was looking helped.>i have seriously considered trying to get lactation hormoneswell if youre across the pond from america youre in great luck, domperidone is an anti nausea med that naturally raises progesterone and is over the counter there. ive been considering going back on risperidone (a mood stabilizing med) just for the lactation. shit had me squirting full sprays of milk with 0 input from myselfmany people say that fennel and other natural herbs and teas work along with the milking and massaging motion repeatedly but im only aware of the physical action having any results compared to "NaTUreL" supplements, im pretty sure theyre just meant to aid pregnant woman who are already lactating so id save your money on "lactation teas" until youre on something that actually induces it or you have already induced it from physical massages anyways my best advice for you to get this shit w/o silly doctor is by finding your onion market of choice and then tumbling some monero 50 gorillion times before purchasing anything. but also just get a guy to do this for ya, hahahahhahahahahha. im sure some guy is tech literate enough to send you some, or at least teach you to be self sufficient with it
should hucows be restrained when they are milked?
>>83739487not progesterone im so fucking tired holy shitANYWAYS I MEANT PROLACTINprolactin is specifically what you want to raisecause uuhhhit make you pro lactate B)
>>83739338It's ok, the massive tits are not a necessity for the kink, they are just the cherry on top of the cake. Are yours small or around average?
>>83739533pretty average imho
>>83739554The can grow quite a bit during pregnancy/lactation depending on your genes, so don't lose all hope. Do you feel insecure about them?
>>83739581not really but for fetish reasons i'd like them to be massive lol
>>83739594What would your ideal size be?
>>83739621something like this >>83738049 or >>83732533 honestlyi know it's silly
>>83739631It's not silly, it's ok to fantasise. And it's also very normal, most women want to have bigger tits, even though not that big, but yeah. Do you like to picture yourself being so busty?
>>83739694i don't know if that's the way i put it. like sometimes i try to visualise myself as such and i like it but it's more for the hucow reason
>>83739707Hmmm, I see. Have you ever envied bustier girls?
>>83739753a little when i was in high school. not so much anymore
>>83739763Do you think that has had any influence on your kink?
>>83739795i don't really think so. if i had to make a guess it is more about my nurturing nature
>>83739813So you want your milk to nurture someone in particular?
>>83739982not really. i just like the idea. sounds idyllic, in a perverse way i guess.
>>83738049I would never want for anything again
>>83739996Why perverse?
>>83740096i mean being nurturing in idyllic, being a hucow is idyllic in a perverse way. am i right?
>>83740111I think perverse is too much to describe it. Sure, it's not the most usual way to think about something being idyllic, but when looked at it with some honesty I don't think it can be described as perverse.
>>83738880I didn't understand what you were trying to say
>>83713915reminder that any foid into this just wants an abuse chad, like every other foid. the only difference in this case is that this foid is fat and can't think of any other way to attract chad other than leaning into being a titcow slampig for him to humilate
>fetishi like when the sex is between a woman that is big and curvy and the man is small and frail. Size difference, that's hot af.
>>83740278Anon's grammar got rekt. Overdose on too much hucow milk. That's my theory.
>>83739326I want to have M cup size milk tanks, so it's kinda not achievable
>>83740457At the end of the day, what matters the most is that you have the biggest smile. An M-cup size smile, I'd say. Let's try and achieve that ;^)
why does it feel strange to have women be into this fetish?
>>83740503You are so fucking gay holy shit>>83740531Feels like women these days hate men and hate being objectified, so any women actually playing into men's desires feels... fake.
>>83739487>Sems delivering actual advice on how to be a hucowYou are an angel, thank you so much sems, but may I ask why did you stop?
>>83740677but honestly i feel like this is more about a woman's desire.
>>83739487>sems has lactatedyou just get hotter and hotter
>>83740696Why do you keep trying to push this narrative? What is so wrong about a lot of men being into women who embrace being cows?
>>83740830sorry if it came across like that. i just struggle to understand why a guy would find absurdly large breasts attractive. or breast milk.
>>83739487mhahaha thanksi refreshed myself on galactagogues and here are all the options if ur OP, if not then this is for OP and whoever is interestedOver-The-Counter Supplements (may not do much to raise prolactin, but commonly used and supported by pregnant women to increase it, so idk. wouldnt hurt!) >Fenugreek>Fennel seeds>Milk thistle>Goats rue>Anise and cumin seedsthe issue is that there arent good studies on this in the first place, so honestly ive never bothered with them.SOOooooo... about prescription galactagogues. to get into this. the thing is here, the way that these work is that they suppress dopamine to a degree which enables your prolactin to go ham and raise itself to insane degrees. The reason i even lactated was because i was taking a mood instability drug, risperidone and they made me get off it cause my prolactin was off the charts, i just found it hot and funny so that kinda pissed me off.anyways domperidone is about THE SAFEST thing you can get. Risperidone maybe a close second but im biased there because i know personally that you could get away with a low dose and still lactate and maybe be fine mentally if you can get it, get domperidone. i would not fuck around with other galactagogues as auuu... they arent really FOR specifically lactating, theyre just known to spontaneously cause it..if you look up other shit, then youll find things like and amisulpride and paliperidone DONT TOUCH THOSE. THOSE ARE THE HEAVY ANTI PSYCHOTICS FOR GENUINE NUTTOS LOL. you will give yourself a brain disorder. I honestly wouldnt even trust reglan because then your gut biome might get fucked or intestines.
>>83740859can i hear you moo?
>>83740859Thank you for the advice, sems :)Yeah, I have heard that risperidone makes easy to lactate. I can't get easily as it needs a prescription, but with domperidone it's easy. Do you remember the doses you took and how long it took until you started lactating? Do you recommend any pumps?
>>83713915hucow girls are the cutest. dont feel bad
>>83740851Boobs are filled with the hopes and dreams of man. Gifted to us by a higher power so that we may awe in their magnitute and beauty. I pray for the day I meet a girl who wants to be bigger and helping her get a fat transfer
>>83741141and also want you to milk her?
am i weird if i dream of a hucow commune where i am with my friends as hucows and we have the same owner?
>>83740677Anon there is consistent research made on this and it shows that women with lactation fetish largely exceed the number of male peers consulted in most studies. Just check picrel. Detailed results one of the many studies carried out.
milm
>>83741173Harem of hucows sounds hot. What's your criteria for an owner though?
>>83741848being able to take care of us all. also be nice but a little dommy
>>83741898Dommy part I got down but not rich. Oh well.
I want a nice owner who will milk me, drink my milk and pamper me
>>83740677>>83741398Maybe not kek'd at this but hopefully made you smile, anon.Maybe cringed though
I know femanons are more likely to read erotica than to watch it, so is there any written hucow stories that you would recommend? I specially enjoy those who focuses on the body and mind modifications that come with milk production.Also, in exchange I bring this simple match 3 hucow-lactation gamegalactase7.itch.io/research-station-m-00
>>83742472Pic with time stamp of your uddres or fuck off
>>83743402Why so much hostility? Everyone got nice words but I am the only who is receives hostility. It's so unfair
>>83743254milk should be advertised with cute girls in general
>>83743402This is so faggy I cringed
Do browns girls make chocolate milk?
>>83742472And breed you?
>Your gf has taken you to her cottage>She asks:>"Would you love me if i was a cow?">"...would you then have me as your cow?"How would you respond without sounding mad?
>>83745003every girl wishes they had a boyfriend who would one day surprise her by getting her a cow bell collar, a cow print bikini and a milking machine and then tell her that she is now his cow.
>>83745003Better than a marriage proposal desu
>>83742472me too, sister, me too......
i think there is a difference between girls who want to be treated like "just another cow" and girls who want to be their owner's 'prized cow"
>>83745109who wouldn't want to be the prized cow??
>>83745142girls who enjoy degrading
My college gf had this fetish it was weird at the time but also hot so I indulged her in it. she convinced me of the merits of cow-girls
>>83745175would you elaborate on those merits?
>>83745003I'd be taking her top off and putting the milking machine teats she's holding on her right away>>83745025I'd love to meet these girls because that's exactly what I'd do. Though I'm split with the bikini because I feel it's better for hucows to remain butt naked at all times. The only thing she needs is a cow bell collar and ear tag.
>>83741147If she was into that absolutely. Bell collar, cow print bikini, hearing her moos, the works. I would've replied quicker but this new verification system sucks ass and broke 4chanx
>>83742472I want a nice pet who I can milk, drink her milk, and pamper
>>83743671Haters gonna hate, anon. Don't worry. Just nice words would fall short to all the good that you deserve.
i would consider it as a personal failure if my bf had to buy milk.
>>83743402you do see the giant pinned post saying requesting or posting personal pics is ban-worthy, yes? or did the cum you shot onto your face already drip into your eyes?
>>83739631you would not believe how much you do not want this, actually!
This thread makes me want to amputate my massive tits and cut my uterus out so I never have to see this stupid shit again.Unfortunately full tranning is no longer an option. Had to be built like Jessica fucking Rabbit instead of a wonderfully androgynous and flat as a board brunette tomboy. Gunmaxxing now I guess.
>>83745627i too hate when my bf does grocery runs instead of me, it makes me feel like less a woman and more like a dum slag who cant do anything right :(
>>83745316If she is naked and presumably captive all the time, what is the purpose of the ear tagging or cow bell?
>>83745109probably the difference between being a basic whore and your pimps bottom bitch
>>83745052Holy matrimony is no laughing matter, anon! What God hath brought together let no anon tear asunder, not even one as pleasurably deviant and fiendishly erotic as thyself!
>>83745003Moooooo bitch get out the way get out the way bitch move out of my motherfucking way, oh my god, why are you cows so goddamn STUPID did you lose your brains as well when your tits got so heavy and big and full of milk?
>>83744410no u are the fag this thred is for hot bitches to be pumped ful of cum and then pumped 4 milk and u focus on homosexuality, fuckin fag
>>83743402Oh Anon-kun, I would love to show you my big fat milk udders but I swore to my lover and savior Jesus Christ that no man may ever see my mortal flesh, only the Lord shall see me in all of my earthly glory once I ascend to Him in the heavens.
>>83743254wouldnt most hucow stories just be like>mooooooo>*milks you*>*happy* mooooo>*drinks milk*>mooooooooo
>>83742472Have you met Cattleman Jack? I heard he and Farmer Dan run a great little spot down by the river for all you hucows and hoes, Betsy jumped over the moon when I told her about it last week!
>>83741398did you know most men will happily suck the milk out of a womans tits if they are offered>source: i made this up but it seems true
>>83741173Yes, slut. What the fuck is wrong with you? God ordained one cow: one man when he wrote the Holy Book. You should be whipped and set alight for this blasphemy.
>>83740908moo. moo. moo.happy?
>>83745802haha, very funny.now go back to the cow pen
HOLY COW I GOT A BILLION DOLLAR IDEA:>hucow + cottagecore
>>83713915I hate all of my fetishes because they'll never happen except for the one that did happen... getting cucked. I'm now going to die alone. Yippieeeeee! Also hucow is kinda vanilla, I seriously doubt any guy would have an issue with it.
>>83745871Why dont you try poking me with a cattle prod to do what you want and see what happens? Getting all hot and bothered here thinking about what happens if I grab the branding iron first.
>>83745871Hilarious you think that was a joke. I wish I was a skinny petite tomboy you could all project your latent homosexual thoughts onto instead of the fertility goddess dommy mommy milkers one that instead makes men kill themselves, apparently.
>>83745783Use catbox. Only a fucking faggot will report a bitch posting her huge tits
>>83713915>do you have a fetish you hate to have?I fantasize about the idea of a woman being obsessed with my ass, and doing shit to me to make it bigger. It's a retarded fetish, but it makes my dick diamonds for some reason.
>>83745887cottagecore was dead on tumblr by 2019 replaced with a million arguments over whether it was white supremacist neocolonialist imperialist anti-indigenous swine fantasies of fascist genocidal land grabs that ignored historical ecological terraforming and indigenous sovereignty thru controlled burns and regenerative agriculture in favor of teddy k style anti-industrial agro stardew valley slash n burn fuck n suck sneed n feed scalp the injuns before they scalp up prairie frontier larping. lesbians were heavily a main topic of conversation. now its all tradwife shit and resurrected on tiktok only to be killed again by more demands to recognize land ownership on turtle island or whatever. get with the times for your fetishes.
>>83745955a faggot like me, perhaps, reporting you? ;) ordering bitches around is a great way to get tits. or, gtfo?
>>83745952>MY STEAK IS TOO JUICYGenuinely kys if you're not baiting
>>83745957>I fantasize about the idea of a woman being obsessed with my ass, and doing shit to me to make it bigger.tell her to put it into AI
>>83743402>uddresdid you fuck up so bad you accidentally intoed middle english?
>>83745976I am not baiting. Does that make you so mad you shit yourself in confusion? I hope you enjoy the smell of your own feces piling and crusting around your dried smegma and regular piss scent. I know I do. snifffffffffff
>>83745976you could really try harder than that to be angry and insultingwhere is your creativity anonthis is the ORIGINALITY board. kys whore kys whore kys whore is as original as your mother sucking your best friends cock before snowballing the cum into your little sisters vag to give you a new family member to fuck
>>83745976More of a raw vegan than anything, really. Gotta get those GAINZ
>>83745955where is the og faggot when you need him? secure tripcodes and rule bypasses are for losers
>>83745955it would be kind of funny to complete a 17 year character arc by using my tits to destroy this board a third time, admittedly
Could you love your hucow gf is she was a little dumb and airheaded
>>83713915I just like play with women's meat bean...
>>83745025Idk manPersonally I want a big fucking cowgirl hucow steak to chomp into all the bloody bits and gnosh before getting onto my massive thunderdome 7d battle station to epically pwn some n00bs in guerrilla urban warfare
>>83743671What fucking board do you think this is, cuntwhore? We /misogyny/ 25/8. Welcome to the most pathetic and unfuckable board on 4chinz!
>>83743033You sound like a massive fucking cringe cuck spoilering your shit like that and cloaking everything in 12 layers of haha no but um unless really maybe irony.You either enjoyed it or you did not. Get your quantum physics out of the fat bitches thread and grow a pair.
>>83746008you sound psychotic. want to be fuck buddies?
>>83746007>ifall women are more than a little dumb and airheaded, is this one supposed to be any different because she moos and lets strangers grope her? the mooing is the only special part, and i bet tons of autistic or drug addicted women would let you do this for a smack or two.
>>83746020Are you actually a girl? A real girl and not a guy pretending be a girl?
>>83745957What is it about the fetish that turns you on, anon? The power of it, the bodily transformation, the loss of control?
>>83746023does it matter if i know a great japanese clip that shows exactly what happens in that picture?
>>83746023why are her arms and legs red from the ropeshoilsnt they be purple ?
>>83746023>actually a girl>/r9k/>4chan>internetIf there are no ways to monetize it, it is not a female.
>>83746020Maybe you should have higher standards for sexual intercourse partners than whether they want to destroy your genitals and sadistically hurt you, anon..
>>83746029>he legit thinks porn is real>>83746032Anob Women have soft skin
>>83746035there are plenty of idiot sluts who post hole all over soc and arcanine on the daily actually. sometimes the bpdemons get beheaded kek
>>83746039fuck you i will take my next date to the dungeon to cut my clit off just to spite you
>>83746041you mean a video where a man pours tabasco all over a womans clit and rubs it in her cunt as she visibly reddens and swells and cries and tries to fight him off and is clearly in immense pain? yeah i think thats real
>>83746041What is an Anob woman?
>>83746041What is it that turns you on about these images, anon? And hurting a woman in her genitals specifically?
>>83746054I, too, know what facialabuse is
>>83746039You act like you have some sort of righteous moral authority here. This is a thread on turning women into sex slave cows to be impregnated and milked.
>>83746066actually its a thread on fetishes you wish you did not haveeveryone just decided to post hucow pornguess hucows are big on here nowused to be gentle femdom
>>83746045Maybe you should not take first dates to BDSM sex dungeons to destroy your clitoris either?
>>83746061i just really like to see bitches suffer and scream and know i got my revenge for them never fucking me and leaving me FOREVER ALONE and a t-total recluse,,
>>83746045If you are actually a walking fleshlight send me pics of your meat bean. My disc0rd: Sarah4093
>>83746041why do you even have these picturesi feel like you are a sex murderer waiting to happen
>>83746079why do you have a female name for your discordare you perhaps a TRANNY
>>83746079I wish posting Discords was not allowed. Contactfagging has ruined this board. What are you afraid of everyone else seeing? You are already posting pictures of little girls with bloody amputated clits.
>>83746079>meat beanNever in a million years if you keep calling it that, fucking loser
>>83746083Ikr? I was so ready to show him my clit to torture and everything.
>>83746083fuck off sharter we fuck trannies here
>>83746079>walking fleshlight>meat bean>demanding women contact you>posting pictures of women cutting or having their pussies cutDoes this method normally work for you?
>>83746090could be a ftm, they love torturing that shit. think most of them are far more fucked up sexually than the mtf
>>83746083Cant be, they didnt post with a ## Mod capcode. Ack ack ack
>>83746079Nty, might go find where you got those pix from and tear it down for funsies tho ;)
>>83746008Okay ignoring whatever is going on below, seriously, what is the psychology here?
>>83746083Im using her account because she wouldn't not need it anymore>>83746057I meant "Anon, women have soft skin" >>83746061I just found it funny, playing with the most private and sensitive part of a woman. Also im not >>83746078>>83746081Drawing helps me to materialize my intrusive thoughts
>>83746099What if i tell you there's a subreddit called r/clittorture?
>>83746113>might go find where you got those pixYou are talking with the author. Drawing helps me to materialize my intrusive thoughts
>>83746085>What are you afraid of everyone else seeing?What's wrong with having a bit of Privacy?
>>83746140>she wouldnt not need it anymoreWhat the fuck am I reading here? I already suspected you were ESL but you are bafflingly so.
>>83746140you drew these? like the pahael one?
>>83746185Da cyka blyat
>>83746148There is a subreddit for everything. Is this supposed to shock me? Try harder, I know you can.
>>83746191Not for white people
>>83746156Do you have somewhere you keep all these? I tried looking on Pahael but it does not let you search by kink and the name in the pic and the user comment both came up with nothing :(
>>83746188Yep. Would you like i draw you like my french girls?
>>83746216You will need an account to see the nsfw picshttps://www.pixiv.net/en/users/22535335
>>83746190Always thought Russians speaking English were incredibly sexy, as is the Russian language in general. You can torture my cunt any day, Rusak-chan
>>83746219you might have already done it, actually. how long have you been on 4chan?
>>83746232Why is your name Sarah on your Discord and why is your gender set to female on Pixiv and your age 37? >>83746140>Im using her account because she wouldnt not need it anymoreWhat the fuck does this mean? Sarah is not a Russian name.Did you fucking murder a woman?
>>83746238I just wanna play with your tiny piece of meat>>83746191What im trying to say is that the world is full of crazy bitches
>>83746253No luck finding a lucky woman off r/clittorture to torture the clit of?
>>83746243These are just drawings>>83746252Would you actually put your real info on pages like that?
>>83746261Only chat also a lot are fucking trannies and that kill my boner. Im ok with the mental ill bpd bitches i love their bushes
>>83746085Yeah, what the fuck is this shit? I wanted to see anons talking about hucow fetish. Ryona and gurofags always ruin everything
>429 posts of men roleplaying with a tranny OPinsane
>>83746274you didnt explain what that bizarre shit meant. >Im using her account because she wouldnt not need it anymorewhat the fuck are you trying to convey here, retard? are the english lessons that bad in bumfuck siberia that you cant form a simple sentence? what the fuck are you talking about?
Reminder that hucows are not allowed to wear clothes and must remain naked at all times
>>83746312This isnt technically allowed rightLike guro has been against the rules for a long time no?
>>83731904There are some shops on Etsy that sell cow ear tag earrings
>>83746274i know they are drawings. there are drawings like this of me. i would be happy to show them to you. how long have you been on this site?
>>83746317Not true - the vast majority of this thread oscillates rapidly through multiple vectors of complete schizophrenic derailment actually.
>>83746331I am kinda upset because that retard doesn't even spoiler that shit I feel bad for the anons who just wanted to see come hucow hentai kek
>>83746312thx 4 learning me a new word i thot ryona was a cute gurl
>>83746284Is that why you prefer this site and board? Easy access to the mentally ill bpd bitches with daddy issues looking for an older male stranger to abuse them?
>>83746329sounds about right.clothes are only for people with human rights and dignity.
>>83746274well i wouldnt put it on a malaysian cocksucking imageboard or a pedophile fbi honeypot either tbf
>>83746341Its kinda weird that this thread is still up with all of that completely off topic actually. Guess mods are asleep, post Russian clit torture
>>83746007im a little dumb and airheaded but guys just think its annoying.....idk i would probably be better as a cow..
>>83746328Im just playing with your head.Again, only a dumbass will put real info in these kind of accounts. Just like create a throw away email with random letters and numbers
>>83746341pretty retarded to post sadist content that will get you kicked off any porn board or aco like immediately and link your discord and multiple art accounts with your moniker while talking about what subreddits you go on, where you hunt for women, what language you speak, and randomly heavily insinuating you murdered a womanbut hey, porn thread.
>>83746355And of course it's a Russian, the nazis and Big Poppa Stalin fucked really hard with the psyche of those Slavic rape apes
>>83746312>>83746341Now do you understand why i wanted take this chat to the Privacy of disc0rd?
>>83746336>i would be happy to show them to you. I already posted my disc0rd so you can show me there>how long have you been on this site?Why it matters?
>>83746359yeah you are definitely ~playing with my head~ and so super duper scary, my uncut clit is shaking in my little black lacy panties right now
>>83746379because i am curious if you were the one to draw me before years ago. why so nervous about answering? it shouldnt matter, right? and you just said you openly lie.
>>83746373Not really. Who cares what people on 4chan think about your fetishes?
>>83746347Im just kinda bored. a hole is a hole
>>83746190I think it's a fake Russian because the meme would be suka blyat in latin keyboard
>>83746359Totally. Why is your Twitter suspended? I like your TK pic. Is Pawoo a Twitter clone?
>>83746389I don't think so. >>83746391It's not about that but about people not wanting to see mental ill whores with their clitoris destroyed
>>83746363The IQ of the average ryona/gurofags it's a single digit, I swear
>>83746404I got suspended for calling "walking fleshlight" a walking fleshlight. I never had issues with posting on twitter my art.
>>83746398the broken english seems somewhat real, it is oddly consistent
>>83746420You got suspended for being misogynistic to a woman on modern Twitter? Musk runs it, that seems unlikely. He has actual child porn just sitting up there, he is not banning people for insulting women.
>>83746412And who cares what they think? Are you not proud of what you do? What is shameful here? Ignore them.
>>83746412what a shame. had you not been so shady you could have gotten more fetish fuel, both art already created and art you could have made.
>>83746423Then why is he not dying for Putin, he would be more useful like that
>>83746359>location: Japan (lol, right)>language: broken English and Russian (?)>social media handles: Discord, Pixiv, Pahael, suspended Twitter, Pawoo, claims to be suspended from Twitter for generic womanhate (LOL)>gender: presents as female using female names, clearly male>IP: logged across multiple platforms>moniker: Abusefag across multiple platforms>age: mid 20s to late 30s, active for at least 4+ years>motive: extreme sadistic sexual torture of women and their genitalia for sexual gratification>comments: odd statements about women not needing accounts any more, admittance to evasion and intentional obfuscation to avoid detection, ban bypassing, luring potential victims off platform into private chats while lying about personal information with the goal of finding a partner to sexually torture and permanently mutilate in real life, using 4chan threads and extreme content subreddits as hunting groundsThis about right?
>>83746435i dont know, taking a break from raping ukranian women to shitpost i guess! not like if he were a real russo he couldnt just go do this to them with dear leaders open approval
>>83746442lmfao what a fucking retard, being a sadist AND that sloppy? Maybe he's into people finding out/knowing given the faggot couldn't do the basic courtesy of spoilering the images
>>83746487it is pretty funny knowing that weird comment about not needing it anymore immediately triggers heuristics linguistics monitoring via automated filters and his accounts are literally years old and yet volunteered mostly unprompted. also the fact that current moderation is really not into being fucked legally and has fbi reporting embedded in their backend, they have cooperated for over two decades now. also also the fact that even if he scrubbed all of this it is already on the servers and multiple external archivers. even posts deleted right at the delay are.
Hehe walking fleshlight head go brrr
>>83746099I've written erotica about declitting a woman multiple times. Women are more into it than you'd think. But honestly female sexuality is so stupid you can write anything while horny and they'll be into it. Just use descriptive or abstracted terms and give the story weight. Use horny words. Describe it then tell her how she feels. It's actually frustrating because irl unless she finds me attractive in goes nowhere, and once they find out I'm retarded they drop me quick. But online I can describe in detail cutting, rape, mind break, anything and they're into it. Drugging them, starving them, even blinding them. Probably has to do with extremes and twisting expectations.
>>83746699kinda.girls like it when the spicy stuff happens to specific characters
>>83746699>women like it when you put effort into talking dirty to themWe got a real einstein of sex over here
>>83745838If I had time I would write something but it could have so many prompts, now I am thinking about a plot for a short story where a boyfriend makes a bet with his gf where he would pay her $500 to wear a cow bikini for one week but she ends up liking it and decides to try other cow things. Also, someone creative and talented can make gold with overused cliches and tropes
>>83746662terrifying>>83746699please continue dumping your eroguro fantasies in a thread you know people are watching, this is brilliant and makes you look very cool and edgy and not just boring
>>83746732if we are being real for a moment einstein is the einstein of sexi used to stare at this mofo in my geometry class like a decade ago every single day thinking about sitting on that stache
>>83746789This would go so hard in a youtube short comment section you'd have to edit your comment to thank people for the likes
I'll be disappointed if a hucow thread hits the bump limit.
>>83746832Now it will because of the Russian retard, the thread derailed anyway. I hope someone makes a new one or I will make one myself, just let me sign in at pixiv
Can I just say how proud I am of y'all for taking a hucow thread to the bump limit?
>>83746832Lmao I didn't even read this before I posted >>83746876
>>83746876Why are you happy over this?
>>83746809i assume this was meant to be insulting but you did not format it in an epic rap battles of history video so i cannot understand. one downvote for you kind sir
This thread was extremely fun. You guys know there are full on porn boards you can have dedicated hucow threads on, right?>>83723857Hey look, waaaay up here someone specifically tells you where!
>>83746876can i just say how proud i am you know to call it a bump limit?>>83731143begone, axis of evil
Can we return to the topic at hand? Are we going to ignore that there are like 3 or more actual cows here who like to moo?
>>83747454you can try but after this complete clusterfuck of 50 different derailments you will likely not be successful. moo.
>>83747454fun fact before altchan discussion was autoban worthy - or at least when it just wasnt as strictly enforced - there was a dude on r9k who was trying to start a cow themed one called moochan. this was like 16-17 years ago. wonder what happened to that guy.picture that: you could have spent almost two decades posting hucow hentai on a dedicated imageboard for it. imagine how differently the world would have unfolded!
I just want a nudist hucow gf. Is that so hard?
>>83747494buying an actual cow would likely be less difficult, and then you could dress it however you want. chik-fil-a used to sell yearly cow themed calendars with pin-ups. they are probably still on ebay if you need some whack-a-mole eat mor chikin-chokin material.
>>83747578You are a retard, everyone chastised the russian retard
