>Go to vending machine>2 FOR 1>Oh sweet, that's actually pretty cheap>Pay for it>Drops one>Other one gets stuckGIVE ME MY DAMN DRINK YOU FUCKING CLANKER
>>83737688Human penis in OP's mouth
>>83737688haha trololololed!
complain to the lunch lady, and she will take the time to find the key and get you your precious chocco