Colchester Castle edition
Wonder if HHL is drinking tonight
>>83738281cunt needs kicked out of that care home. exposing vulnerable adults with learning disabilities to drug use and predatory drug dealers? helper is an evil sack of shit.
>>83738281Why is the lad on the end shoeless
>>83738309a cobbler stole his shoes
>>83738281None of them look particularly spasticated
>>83738337>None of them look particularly spasticatedCompared to you.
mongboy on a melty wooooohahahahwwowoooo!
this man wants your money so him and his m8s can fund the further importation of brownoid mutt rapists
>>83738376Why no wigger starmer :(
>>83738382im not a member of the gchq, 77th brigade, jtrig or the nudge unit
>>83738391ahahahahahahah karl done a number on him
HHL doesn't even post here anymore and you're still posting about him. What a life.
The big boy brit/pol babbymen aren't getting the attention there
>>83738390I haven't been on brit/pol/ for a while for that reason, lots of glowies there.
>>83738424hes over on /int/ blending in so no one calls him out on his bullshit
>>83738424Still defending him every waking hour, lid?
>HHL doesn't even post here anymore
pathetic little mongboy kek
Unemployed, friendless, gutless online fantasists think they're on a watch list lmfao
>They won't send an email>It just AI!>They've blurred it because it isn't real!!!.......>I'm taking a break from social mediawhoahahahahahahha
Really hoping we get some of that mental snow they had in russiamad cunts skiing off tower blocks 10+ stories high kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak1gbUm2oMk
>>83738509That's mental to be honest, I think my fondest memory of the snow is thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_of_2010%E2%80%9311_in_the_British_Isles
Me? I alternate between correct formatting and trannycase to throw people off my scent.
I have made progress on the thing, haven't i XWhy yes i have, yes i have indeed
>>83738542On an anonymous message board. The fucking state of you, the master of disguise. Do you still hide behind the curtains while mummy pretends to look for you everywhere?
mongboy scrutinising every post ITT what a life whoahahahahahahah who'd you think you are? inspector fucking morse? hahwhwhahahoahahawhahah
What is everyones plans for the weekend then?
Went to view a house. 950 quid per month and the walls were full of cracks. Completely fucked country.
Twinklad here, diet update: waited until 6 yesterday and ate a slice of sourdough toast with smoked mackerel for dinner. Haven't eaten yet today but will likely have the same again this evening. Had a coffee in the morning. Weight loss progressing on schedule.
I miss our little helper
>>83738695When's your next bumsesh lad?
Little gimp.
>>83738714Very one-track minded, lad. Sadly likely won't be for a little while, by sheer coincidence all my regulars are either traveling or busy with work. One guy is also on holiday with his family lol. C'est la vie.
>>83738695Why are you losing weight? Is it because you want to be dominated by large-penised bears?
Polyester clothes? Nah mate, not for me. Pure cotton. That's the way to go.
>>83738735>One guy is also on holiday with his family lolYou naughty little minx lolIs he one of these closet gays?
>>83738686Playing vidya tomorrow, then off to a friend's for tea on Sunday and will also be playing vidya there.You got any plans?
>>83738736Just wanted to because I like how my body looked at that weight previously. But I am a bottom and I do find the size difference with very big guys to be hot so there's that too.>>83738746>Is he one of these closet gays?Nah, not really, though I'm sure there are people out there who say he's gay by definition, he's just a regular guy that likes to have fun on the side without his wife knowing. I don't care about that stuff, he's a good lay, not gonna rock the boat.
My cat is a FIEND for purr popps. He loves his lollipops
>>83738781That's fair enough, and good on you for not rocking the boat lad. Not a fan of the gay scene myself but each to their own, long as you're not doing owt illegal.
>>83738759Trying to get 99 firemaking on RS3 myself, will get it done tomorrow night I think
>>83738781You should invite him on a gaycation. Apparently it's not gay and married men do it all the time.
>>83738796>long as you're not doing owt illegal.Yeah no, fun is fun but I'm no criminal or fucked up weirdo.>>83738803Kek, okay I'd probably say that guys who do this are definitely closeted. Never seen the appeal of orgies though myself, only ever done 1-on-1 and some threesomes, no desire for more than that.
Lunchington o'clock is it X
>>83738800I bet you can do it, I have faith in you.
>>83738913Quarter past three, lad?! You're mad.
>>83738913Nope, sorry, you can have afternoon tea, then you have to wait till the next main meal which runs between 17:00 - 19:00.
>>83738266i left colchester for good three years ago, fuck that miserable cunt of a town
Was listening to a woman talking the other day and she was crying about how she suffered for years at the hands of a really terribly abusive husband. Physically and emotionally abusive, totally controlling, a serial adulterer, the full works. She was even hospitalised a few times.Her take away from it was that she can't believe how much God loves her because one day someone saw him hit her in an alley and called the police and that eventually cascaded into him being arrested and sent to prison and her escaping the situation when everything came out.I get that religion is a big cope for people, but come on, really? That's God being a loving omnipotent, omniscient being? What does it say that he just stood by and watched as her husband cracked a kitchen chair over her back in front of their toddler on the regular? I swear religious people have a genuine issue with reasoning.
>Breakfast 07:00- 09:00>Elevensies 11:00 - 11:30>Dinner 12:00 - 14:00>Afternoon snack 15:00 - 15:30>Tea 17:00 - 19:00>Supper 20:30 - 21:15
>>83738966she doesnt understand morality of the person who helped her as noone has before, so it must be god, not morality.Its not her fault for having never experienced that kind of good natured morality.
What are the most Britfeel films of all time? I vote starred up. Good British prison flick. film about the underclass.
decentarse runberg this was
>>83738966You see lad god is good and so all good things are god's doing but all bad things aren't god's doing even though he's in control of everything, can do anything at any point, set everything in motion and also he allows bad things to happen to us because without it we wouldn't have free will or something(?) but there won't be bad things in heaven so there must be no free will there which means no free will is good nullifying the free will argument or whatever but also bad things mean we can grow as people except for the people who don't grow from bad things and the three year olds who die of lymphoma without learning a moral lesson from it but in the end we all deserve bad things anyway because in the beginning a woman ate a fruit that she wasn't meant to or something haha yeah but no really, and then that means we have suffering and stuff but even though we deserve it god decides to step in for some reason and prevent it in certain situations but never in any way that is distinguishable from random chance or natural occurrence oh and also you can't blame him even though he's responsible for it all to begin with.Does that make sense, lad?
>>83738990This is England obviously.
>>83738990We've discussed this several times before lad. Layer Cake is the official film of /britfeel/ and always will be x
Fucking retards in here. Fucking everyone is a fucking mong. Nobody has any personality or opinions or fucking anything. Just same boring dross after boring dross.
>>83739024You know where the door is liddy x
70s era National Front would be perfect for this era. Shame.
>>83739038Fuck off retard. I am colonising this thread for smart lads.
Breath stinks pretty badly x
>>83738803Man this thread was actually fucking great. Reddit is the worst 99% of the time but every now and then you get something undeniably hilarious like this.
I'm not reading all that shit formatted in the style of a 15yr old mong.
>>83738994Corrr long run that lid. Most I've ever done is 7k and that's quite enough for me thank you very much. Interesting shoe choice.
This is a dead general now.
Sparking out mongboys?Completed it mate.
>>83739065Yeah it's a good read. Pure delusion on the part of the obviously gay husband though. I liked the comparison to going to an aquarium - you go there, see the fish and observe what it's like to be a fish, but don't actually become a fish. Same with trying out gay orgies apparently.
So many cunts on the internet cannot tell the difference between a genuinely bad person who deserves to be hated/bad stuff to happen to them and just a person who they personally dislike/find boring/annoying. So much bullying is caused by this.
>>83739102cheers, to another dead brit general. thanks for all the laughs.
>>83739127> So many cunts on the internet cannot tell the difference between a genuinely bad person who deserves to be hated/bad stuff to happen to them and just a person who they personally dislike/find boring/annoying.There is literally no difference between the two. Morality is just subjective taste. Boring and annoying cunts deserve my vitriol as much as thieves and paedophiles.
>>83739102Can't see any point in having another british general unless its on bant
waaaa they've rumbled me and my paedopals waaaaa
A dark and sombre morning for SeasideMARK. Helen is dead, zombified by the airborne variant of the WAREHAM Virus. TMAU gives limited immunity to it according to the telly. His curse has become his blessing.He sit and watch a movie this morning and have some brekkie, he got work to do outside today and other various domestic duties. He desperate for some bokkles to chill out.
Maybe HelperLad will come back and make /britfeel/ great again
>>83739144So you'd accept it if I bullied and harassed you because reasons?
>>83739102It suffered when we lost SSM. HHL leaving was the nail in the coffin
>>83739156who? mongboy? you're finished spazzycunt.
>>83739127Woke cunts on twitter used to do this before Elon bought it. They just disliked a public internet figure and looked for the smallest shit to bully them and call them racist or whatever for.
>>83739152RIP 'ellen :( will sink a few jars in her memory tonight x
>>83739161No. I would fight back and then kick your head in. Ultimately, morality is just made up and is just decided by the strong.
>>83739164Shut up you racist small dick energy incel nazi.(Thanks for saving all those babies from a building burning though)FACIST!
>>83739127>just a person who they personally dislike/find boring/annoying.Are you defending paedos there pal?
But I do have a small penis. Does that mean I'm allowed to be racist?
>>83739190He's not actually a paedo is he? He watched one video and touched some children's crotches in the dark.
REAL patriotism includes calling out those who wish to pervert our youth. Browns, Pakis, Nonces, the list goes on.
>>83739196Kek see what you did there la x
>>83739162>>83739163>>83739156predicatable babby men mongs https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83711269/#q83720683
mongboy on an eternal melty and ITS LUSH x
Britfeel needs a girl. Sorry but that's the only thing that can save us now.
Why did the trolls have to drive mark away, they are retards, you dont slaughter a cow when you're thirsty.Name the trolls so i can go an make fun of them.
I have farted audibly
seethemong on an eternal melty and ITS LUSH x
meltymong better shut it ;)
>Look mummy, I posted the picture my schizo brain thinks is his care home again!
He loved his fucking Helen.Wanted to have a family with her.Never got to have that curry night.No more free drinks at Spoons.He never thought he have to dig grave for her. He's in tears. Going to be a brutal week.He all alone, sad, lonely, bored and depressed but now he got crackheads who want to eat him. It just not right how cruel the world is to him.
corrr two mongboys and they're both melts ha ah
Having dominos tomorrow night lads and I'm fucking fiending for it already. Save me.
>They won't send an email!!>It's AI it isn't real!!!!!>They've blurred it because it's fake..................>I'm taking time away from social mediawhoahahahahha
>>83739286What offer are you using?Y..You're not paying full price are you anon?
>>83739286What flavour/toppings are you getting? Always seem pricey to me for a dominios but I suppose they do have good deals sometimes
>>83739289Why are you this obsessed? Get a life
>>83739295upset or something lad? tell me again how that is my problem
I know a guy who's brother lives in sheltered accommodation, but he's like actually very severely autistic and wouldn't be able to navigate the internet well enough to post on 4chan. I don't understand why someone who is stupid but functional gets to live there. It doesn't make sense, he should be living in his mum's boxroom or some other council dive. What's his angle?
>>83739291Just gonna be collecting so the normal 2-for-1 and no delivery fee.>>83739294Probably just a margherita and a pepperoni, nothing fancy just the classics.
>>83739302His mum is in a care home too.But he's actually faking the autism, he could easily get a job and look after himself, he's just paying a system that's easy to grift
>>83739302Because the system is designed to be as accommodating as possible and let anyone who wants to sign on with the barest levels of discernment from the officials who implement it. Sean is just grifting like so many other millions of people.
>>83739308Ever though of getting a partner in crime?You and me, one goes in eyes up the ubereats orders, I pass the name to you around the corner, you go in..."Uber eats for "Two ton Tony?""Free pizza!I'll bring the cutter, 50/50What do you say?
>>83739310*playing a system, not paying
He is pathetic, brown letter dropping for the oxygen thief soon.
/Helperladslifefeel/ grim. Like a bunch of gossiping girls.
*remembers about the box of beers in his mum's garage*Nice, 1 now, 1 with tea. Only amstel so it's a shandy tier 3.something.
>>83739321Not that lad, but always considered doing this myself. You could just sit in your car across the street, zoom with your phone camera to see the ready orders and nip in quick, grab it and go before the real collector turned up. A few things came to mind that might go wrong though. Firstly it would have to be empty to make sure the collector wasn't already there, but you'd also have to hope they didn't turn up while you were in, especially if the order says its ready but they give you the classic 'two more minutes'. Then of course you'd be barred from coming back because they'd eventually figure out what you did and look at the CCTV recording, probably even make a police report (results may vary, some police don't give a shit, others will see it as an easy win to nab you). The staff turnover is high and you're not leaving any identifiable information, so maybe you could get away with it once every couple of months? Or maybe be extra careful and double check the same person isn't front of house when you make the fake collection.Just doesn't seem worth it in my view.
>>83739322Half of the claimants of the UC health element and PIP are playing the system. It's been this way for decades. I cannot see the situation changing any time soon.
A sexual relationship with Sean
Remember when people were shitting themselves over the government saying they'd cut bennies?KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK fat fucking chance, the current expenditure predictions are set to increase even more than they originally were before the announcements. The government is incapable of reducing welfare based on the limitations they've placed on themselves.It all blackhole financial spiral from here de lids x
>>83739355Labour won't, but the next party in power (most likely Reform) will.
Mongboy mega melty haha
>>83739355and we're getting paid to sit back, relax and watch it all burn to the ground and its fucking lush.get in my leeeeeeeed >>83739364>muh fuggin Deform
>>83739346>Not that lad, but always considered doing this myself. You could just sit in your car across the street, zoom with your phone camera to see the ready orders and nip in quick, grab it and go before the real collector turned up. A few things came to mind that might go wrong though. Firstly it would have to be empty to make sure the collector wasn't already there, but you'd also have to hope they didn't turn up while you were in, especially if the order says its ready but they give you the classic 'two more minutes'. Then of course you'd be barred from coming back because they'd eventually figure out what you did and look at the CCTV recording, probably even make a police report (results may vary, some police don't give a shit, others will see it as an easy win to nab you). The staff turnover is high and you're not leaving any identifiable information, so maybe you could get away with it once every couple of months? Or maybe be extra careful and double check the same person isn't front of house when you make the fake collection.>Just doesn't seem worth it in my view.https://paragraphformatter.com/
Local saplings been cut down. Seaside going to spill rotten crackhead blood tomorrow. He's got an axe to grind against those shambling bastards. Helen is gone but Seaside going to avenge her by killing ten score so her spirit can rest. Going to get a fat meal tonight and and sleep in a proper comfy bed after some telly. He the Wareham Avenger.
>>83739364Would be nice to see if they did, but I won't hold my breath. Obviously no party other than Reform would even try to, but I have doubts that Reform truly grasp the extent of the rot, or have the capacity to do what needs to be done. Again, I'm hopeful and we'll see, but I won't bet anything I care about on it.
>>83739346Does seem like quite a lot of work to get a pizza that you might not even like. Imagine if it's one of them psychos that orders tuna and sweetcorn pizza. Utterly revolting.
>>83739389Also if they ask what the toppings are then you're fucked. They don't most times, but occasionally they'll throw it at you to check.
Stop Crying. Start Living. He get that self help book into his noggin.Wiping the tears from his reddened, bloated pumpkin head he finally finds a little solace in a future that has yet to reveal itself to him. He find a way to stay positive and remind himself he above ground and Helen below ground but the world works in mysterious ways.Zomboid is hard.
>>83739426He needs to organise a mmmmmmmmonday club for fellow survivors
