Colchester Castle edition
Wonder if HHL is drinking tonight
>>83738281cunt needs kicked out of that care home. exposing vulnerable adults with learning disabilities to drug use and predatory drug dealers? helper is an evil sack of shit.
>>83738281Why is the lad on the end shoeless
>>83738309a cobbler stole his shoes
>>83738281None of them look particularly spasticated
>>83738337>None of them look particularly spasticatedCompared to you.
mongboy on a melty wooooohahahahwwowoooo!
this man wants your money so him and his m8s can fund the further importation of brownoid mutt rapists
>>83738376Why no wigger starmer :(
>>83738382im not a member of the gchq, 77th brigade, jtrig or the nudge unit
>>83738391ahahahahahahah karl done a number on him
HHL doesn't even post here anymore and you're still posting about him. What a life.
The big boy brit/pol babbymen aren't getting the attention there
>>83738390I haven't been on brit/pol/ for a while for that reason, lots of glowies there.
>>83738424hes over on /int/ blending in so no one calls him out on his bullshit
>>83738424Still defending him every waking hour, lid?
>HHL doesn't even post here anymore
pathetic little mongboy kek
Unemployed, friendless, gutless online fantasists think they're on a watch list lmfao
>They won't send an email>It just AI!>They've blurred it because it isn't real!!!.......>I'm taking a break from social mediawhoahahahahahahha
Really hoping we get some of that mental snow they had in russiamad cunts skiing off tower blocks 10+ stories high kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak1gbUm2oMk
>>83738509That's mental to be honest, I think my fondest memory of the snow is thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_of_2010%E2%80%9311_in_the_British_Isles
Me? I alternate between correct formatting and trannycase to throw people off my scent.
I have made progress on the thing, haven't i XWhy yes i have, yes i have indeed
>>83738542On an anonymous message board. The fucking state of you, the master of disguise. Do you still hide behind the curtains while mummy pretends to look for you everywhere?
mongboy scrutinising every post ITT what a life whoahahahahahahah who'd you think you are? inspector fucking morse? hahwhwhahahoahahawhahah
What is everyones plans for the weekend then?
Went to view a house. 950 quid per month and the walls were full of cracks. Completely fucked country.
Twinklad here, diet update: waited until 6 yesterday and ate a slice of sourdough toast with smoked mackerel for dinner. Haven't eaten yet today but will likely have the same again this evening. Had a coffee in the morning. Weight loss progressing on schedule.
I miss our little helper
>>83738695When's your next bumsesh lad?
Little gimp.
>>83738714Very one-track minded, lad. Sadly likely won't be for a little while, by sheer coincidence all my regulars are either traveling or busy with work. One guy is also on holiday with his family lol. C'est la vie.
>>83738695Why are you losing weight? Is it because you want to be dominated by large-penised bears?
Polyester clothes? Nah mate, not for me. Pure cotton. That's the way to go.
>>83738735>One guy is also on holiday with his family lolYou naughty little minx lolIs he one of these closet gays?
>>83738686Playing vidya tomorrow, then off to a friend's for tea on Sunday and will also be playing vidya there.You got any plans?
>>83738736Just wanted to because I like how my body looked at that weight previously. But I am a bottom and I do find the size difference with very big guys to be hot so there's that too.>>83738746>Is he one of these closet gays?Nah, not really, though I'm sure there are people out there who say he's gay by definition, he's just a regular guy that likes to have fun on the side without his wife knowing. I don't care about that stuff, he's a good lay, not gonna rock the boat.
My cat is a FIEND for purr popps. He loves his lollipops
>>83738781That's fair enough, and good on you for not rocking the boat lad. Not a fan of the gay scene myself but each to their own, long as you're not doing owt illegal.
>>83738759Trying to get 99 firemaking on RS3 myself, will get it done tomorrow night I think
>>83738781You should invite him on a gaycation. Apparently it's not gay and married men do it all the time.
>>83738796>long as you're not doing owt illegal.Yeah no, fun is fun but I'm no criminal or fucked up weirdo.>>83738803Kek, okay I'd probably say that guys who do this are definitely closeted. Never seen the appeal of orgies though myself, only ever done 1-on-1 and some threesomes, no desire for more than that.
Lunchington o'clock is it X
>>83738800I bet you can do it, I have faith in you.
>>83738913Quarter past three, lad?! You're mad.
>>83738913Nope, sorry, you can have afternoon tea, then you have to wait till the next main meal which runs between 17:00 - 19:00.
>>83738266i left colchester for good three years ago, fuck that miserable cunt of a town
Was listening to a woman talking the other day and she was crying about how she suffered for years at the hands of a really terribly abusive husband. Physically and emotionally abusive, totally controlling, a serial adulterer, the full works. She was even hospitalised a few times.Her take away from it was that she can't believe how much God loves her because one day someone saw him hit her in an alley and called the police and that eventually cascaded into him being arrested and sent to prison and her escaping the situation when everything came out.I get that religion is a big cope for people, but come on, really? That's God being a loving omnipotent, omniscient being? What does it say that he just stood by and watched as her husband cracked a kitchen chair over her back in front of their toddler on the regular? I swear religious people have a genuine issue with reasoning.
>Breakfast 07:00- 09:00>Elevensies 11:00 - 11:30>Dinner 12:00 - 14:00>Afternoon snack 15:00 - 15:30>Tea 17:00 - 19:00>Supper 20:30 - 21:15
>>83738966she doesnt understand morality of the person who helped her as noone has before, so it must be god, not morality.Its not her fault for having never experienced that kind of good natured morality.
What are the most Britfeel films of all time? I vote starred up. Good British prison flick. film about the underclass.
decentarse runberg this was
>>83738966You see lad god is good and so all good things are god's doing but all bad things aren't god's doing even though he's in control of everything, can do anything at any point, set everything in motion and also he allows bad things to happen to us because without it we wouldn't have free will or something(?) but there won't be bad things in heaven so there must be no free will there which means no free will is good nullifying the free will argument or whatever but also bad things mean we can grow as people except for the people who don't grow from bad things and the three year olds who die of lymphoma without learning a moral lesson from it but in the end we all deserve bad things anyway because in the beginning a woman ate a fruit that she wasn't meant to or something haha yeah but no really, and then that means we have suffering and stuff but even though we deserve it god decides to step in for some reason and prevent it in certain situations but never in any way that is distinguishable from random chance or natural occurrence oh and also you can't blame him even though he's responsible for it all to begin with.Does that make sense, lad?
>>83738990This is England obviously.
>>83738990We've discussed this several times before lad. Layer Cake is the official film of /britfeel/ and always will be x
Fucking retards in here. Fucking everyone is a fucking mong. Nobody has any personality or opinions or fucking anything. Just same boring dross after boring dross.
>>83739024You know where the door is liddy x
70s era National Front would be perfect for this era. Shame.
>>83739038Fuck off retard. I am colonising this thread for smart lads.
Breath stinks pretty badly x
>>83738803Man this thread was actually fucking great. Reddit is the worst 99% of the time but every now and then you get something undeniably hilarious like this.
I'm not reading all that shit formatted in the style of a 15yr old mong.
>>83738994Corrr long run that lid. Most I've ever done is 7k and that's quite enough for me thank you very much. Interesting shoe choice.
This is a dead general now.
Sparking out mongboys?Completed it mate.
>>83739065Yeah it's a good read. Pure delusion on the part of the obviously gay husband though. I liked the comparison to going to an aquarium - you go there, see the fish and observe what it's like to be a fish, but don't actually become a fish. Same with trying out gay orgies apparently.
So many cunts on the internet cannot tell the difference between a genuinely bad person who deserves to be hated/bad stuff to happen to them and just a person who they personally dislike/find boring/annoying. So much bullying is caused by this.
>>83739102cheers, to another dead brit general. thanks for all the laughs.
>>83739127> So many cunts on the internet cannot tell the difference between a genuinely bad person who deserves to be hated/bad stuff to happen to them and just a person who they personally dislike/find boring/annoying.There is literally no difference between the two. Morality is just subjective taste. Boring and annoying cunts deserve my vitriol as much as thieves and paedophiles.
>>83739102Can't see any point in having another british general unless its on bant
waaaa they've rumbled me and my paedopals waaaaa
A dark and sombre morning for SeasideMARK. Helen is dead, zombified by the airborne variant of the WAREHAM Virus. TMAU gives limited immunity to it according to the telly. His curse has become his blessing.He sit and watch a movie this morning and have some brekkie, he got work to do outside today and other various domestic duties. He desperate for some bokkles to chill out.
Maybe HelperLad will come back and make /britfeel/ great again
>>83739144So you'd accept it if I bullied and harassed you because reasons?
>>83739102It suffered when we lost SSM. HHL leaving was the nail in the coffin
>>83739127Woke cunts on twitter used to do this before Elon bought it. They just disliked a public internet figure and looked for the smallest shit to bully them and call them racist or whatever for.
>>83739152RIP 'ellen :( will sink a few jars in her memory tonight x
>>83739161No. I would fight back and then kick your head in. Ultimately, morality is just made up and is just decided by the strong.
>>83739164Shut up you racist small dick energy incel nazi.(Thanks for saving all those babies from a building burning though)FACIST!
>>83739127>just a person who they personally dislike/find boring/annoying.Are you defending paedos there pal?
But I do have a small penis. Does that mean I'm allowed to be racist?
>>83739190He's not actually a paedo is he? He watched one video and touched some children's crotches in the dark.
REAL patriotism includes calling out those who wish to pervert our youth. Browns, Pakis, Nonces, the list goes on.
>>83739196Kek see what you did there la x
>>83739162>>83739163>>83739156predicatable babby men mongs https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83711269/#q83720683
mongboy on an eternal melty and ITS LUSH x
Britfeel needs a girl. Sorry but that's the only thing that can save us now.
Why did the trolls have to drive mark away, they are retards, you dont slaughter a cow when you're thirsty.Name the trolls so i can go an make fun of them.
I have farted audibly
seethemong on an eternal melty and ITS LUSH x
>Look mummy, I posted the picture my schizo brain thinks is his care home again!
He loved his fucking Helen.Wanted to have a family with her.Never got to have that curry night.No more free drinks at Spoons.He never thought he have to dig grave for her. He's in tears. Going to be a brutal week.He all alone, sad, lonely, bored and depressed but now he got crackheads who want to eat him. It just not right how cruel the world is to him.
Having dominos tomorrow night lads and I'm fucking fiending for it already. Save me.
>They won't send an email!!>It's AI it isn't real!!!!!>They've blurred it because it's fake..................>I'm taking time away from social mediawhoahahahahha
>>83739286What offer are you using?Y..You're not paying full price are you anon?
>>83739286What flavour/toppings are you getting? Always seem pricey to me for a dominios but I suppose they do have good deals sometimes
>>83739289Why are you this obsessed? Get a life
>>83739295upset or something lad? tell me again how that is my problem
I know a guy who's brother lives in sheltered accommodation, but he's like actually very severely autistic and wouldn't be able to navigate the internet well enough to post on 4chan. I don't understand why someone who is stupid but functional gets to live there. It doesn't make sense, he should be living in his mum's boxroom or some other council dive. What's his angle?
>>83739291Just gonna be collecting so the normal 2-for-1 and no delivery fee.>>83739294Probably just a margherita and a pepperoni, nothing fancy just the classics.
>>83739302His mum is in a care home too.But he's actually faking the autism, he could easily get a job and look after himself, he's just paying a system that's easy to grift
>>83739302Because the system is designed to be as accommodating as possible and let anyone who wants to sign on with the barest levels of discernment from the officials who implement it. Sean is just grifting like so many other millions of people.
>>83739308Ever though of getting a partner in crime?You and me, one goes in eyes up the ubereats orders, I pass the name to you around the corner, you go in..."Uber eats for "Two ton Tony?""Free pizza!I'll bring the cutter, 50/50What do you say?
>>83739310*playing a system, not paying
He is pathetic, brown letter dropping for the oxygen thief soon.
/Helperladslifefeel/ grim. Like a bunch of gossiping girls.
*remembers about the box of beers in his mum's garage*Nice, 1 now, 1 with tea. Only amstel so it's a shandy tier 3.something.
>>83739321Not that lad, but always considered doing this myself. You could just sit in your car across the street, zoom with your phone camera to see the ready orders and nip in quick, grab it and go before the real collector turned up. A few things came to mind that might go wrong though. Firstly it would have to be empty to make sure the collector wasn't already there, but you'd also have to hope they didn't turn up while you were in, especially if the order says its ready but they give you the classic 'two more minutes'. Then of course you'd be barred from coming back because they'd eventually figure out what you did and look at the CCTV recording, probably even make a police report (results may vary, some police don't give a shit, others will see it as an easy win to nab you). The staff turnover is high and you're not leaving any identifiable information, so maybe you could get away with it once every couple of months? Or maybe be extra careful and double check the same person isn't front of house when you make the fake collection.Just doesn't seem worth it in my view.
>>83739322Half of the claimants of the UC health element and PIP are playing the system. It's been this way for decades. I cannot see the situation changing any time soon.
A sexual relationship with Sean
Remember when people were shitting themselves over the government saying they'd cut bennies?KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK fat fucking chance, the current expenditure predictions are set to increase even more than they originally were before the announcements. The government is incapable of reducing welfare based on the limitations they've placed on themselves.It all blackhole financial spiral from here de lids x
>>83739355Labour won't, but the next party in power (most likely Reform) will.
Mongboy mega melty haha
>>83739355and we're getting paid to sit back, relax and watch it all burn to the ground and its fucking lush.get in my leeeeeeeed >>83739364>muh fuggin Deform
>>83739346>Not that lad, but always considered doing this myself. You could just sit in your car across the street, zoom with your phone camera to see the ready orders and nip in quick, grab it and go before the real collector turned up. A few things came to mind that might go wrong though. Firstly it would have to be empty to make sure the collector wasn't already there, but you'd also have to hope they didn't turn up while you were in, especially if the order says its ready but they give you the classic 'two more minutes'. Then of course you'd be barred from coming back because they'd eventually figure out what you did and look at the CCTV recording, probably even make a police report (results may vary, some police don't give a shit, others will see it as an easy win to nab you). The staff turnover is high and you're not leaving any identifiable information, so maybe you could get away with it once every couple of months? Or maybe be extra careful and double check the same person isn't front of house when you make the fake collection.>Just doesn't seem worth it in my view.https://paragraphformatter.com/
Local saplings been cut down. Seaside going to spill rotten crackhead blood tomorrow. He's got an axe to grind against those shambling bastards. Helen is gone but Seaside going to avenge her by killing ten score so her spirit can rest. Going to get a fat meal tonight and and sleep in a proper comfy bed after some telly. He the Wareham Avenger.
>>83739364Would be nice to see if they did, but I won't hold my breath. Obviously no party other than Reform would even try to, but I have doubts that Reform truly grasp the extent of the rot, or have the capacity to do what needs to be done. Again, I'm hopeful and we'll see, but I won't bet anything I care about on it.
>>83739346Does seem like quite a lot of work to get a pizza that you might not even like. Imagine if it's one of them psychos that orders tuna and sweetcorn pizza. Utterly revolting.
>>83739389Also if they ask what the toppings are then you're fucked. They don't most times, but occasionally they'll throw it at you to check.
Stop Crying. Start Living. He get that self help book into his noggin.Wiping the tears from his reddened, bloated pumpkin head he finally finds a little solace in a future that has yet to reveal itself to him. He find a way to stay positive and remind himself he above ground and Helen below ground but the world works in mysterious ways.Zomboid is hard.
>>83739426He needs to organise a mmmmmmmmonday club for fellow survivors
He make himself a nice meat feast wizza tonight. Might be the last meal he eats as he has literally no combat, mobility or stealth stats. He's fat as fuck, stupid, slow and is always hungry for junk food.>>83739504Monday Club and Sandford Lane raves are a lot different now everyone without TMAU has become a crackhead.
>>83739018No lad, it's Croupier (1998)
Wonder if Will is having a drink with his british rose tonight.
What do you think of Trumps comments on other NATO soldiers?
>>83739317the mental thing is they convince themselves entirely that they are genuinely in need of the bennies
>>83739553incredibly based comment from the head of the le based department
>For Ingerlund, bruv?
*ahem* I'm sorry...but why should I work some shitty mundane job while many people get to have sex, relationships, independence and can afford to go to nice places? I don't want to be providing my labour to that lot. They'll have to pay taxes for my mental health issues. I don't want to work. Working isn't worth it in my situation. I just don't give a shit any more.
>>83739553That's very interesting Mr Starmer. Now, please, what are your honest thoughts on the rape gang victims?
Wouldn't mind a foid like this right now.
Edge lord hours
Don't like trannies but like anime futa. What's up with that then?
>>83739652Look at that fucking clutter and mess. Foids are disgusting! Only useful for getting their pussies pounded by smelly NEETs!
Imagine trying to date a woman as an average man these days. This is basically what you'll have to settle for if you're in your twenties and average. If you are 30+ without a girlfriend you are going to be dealing with old menopausal hags with even more baggage. They will be expecting a lot from you of course. Just fucking grim being a man if you didn't get your girlfriend early on in life. Shit like this makes me very depressed.
>>83739691Oops forgot the pic. I bet she expects you to drive, have lots of disposable income and making sure you buy her sprog lots of gifts for its birthday.
>>83739678Unfortunately a foid like that will expect you to be in a good career to fund her materialistic and wanderlust lifestyle. NEETs and men in dead end jobs aren't going to get any fulfilling relationships and life. They just exist to serve the state and middle class in some form.
Angry incel demoralisation routine
>>83739652Who is this Goddess? That body and dress was designed to tease virgin freaks.
You think I'm going to give in and work some shit dead end job? Women wouldn't endure most of the shit warehouse and factory jobs. I'm not manufacturing any shit for them. Fuck working. Women will pay taxes towards men that won't get sex.
Sparking out mongs on the daily
It 4am of day four. The crackheads are about to get it, we move on a dawn raid to put me knife through some of them. We desperately need fucking bokkles the house is as dry as Ghandi's flip flops its not fucking right.
>>83739652Dress needs ripped
so you'll be sat alone on a friday night being awsomesauce on 4chan, wrecking and pwning teh personalitites, king? thought so lmao this is were you cope post with a reply of "and youll be here to read it all"
Foids just want all the fun in life. Sex, travel and minimal work (often only part-time...relying on a male partner), They'll never endure real work. They just get a cushy desk job somewhere and play about on their iphones. There's no effort required in most foid careers. You just have to get yourself in debt and spend a few years in university (where the foid uses AI to assist in writing the essays). They just expect men to do real work but now many men aren't even getting pussy so what's the point? Just don't work. Let the state pay for you to have a cushy life.
This one's for 'Ellen you rotten cunts!Fighting at a disadvantage here but rage burns hot through Marks veins. He's gonna give you a taste of his hammer he'll peel your face off!>>83739780I'm sat alone playing zombiedollies and I'm having a great time :)
>>83739737Just found it on my board travels. Another attention seeking foid whose only value is her body.
>>83739784I've agreed to meet up with a woman i used to date 18 years ago.She has a memory of when i was thin, had hair and vigour and life in my eyes.I want her to see me in my glory now, 20st, bald, teeth missing, bad breath, poor fasion sense and a limp.I want her to forget that good memory of what I was and replace it with me today, an abomination of failure because of women like her, for whom nothing was good enough.Now that she's pushing 40, no kids, living in a bedsit the fleeting hope that i will rescue her from her mistakes is fueling my spirit to eat another unneded pie.
spazzylad the uk nonce
>>83739839Waa waa waaa pity me. fucking hell lad no wonder she wanted better than you sobbing manchild
Does this guy ever get tired of seething at other posters? It's all day every single day. Fucking hell.
If I end up on the streets, I'd probably just end up beating up random foids and throwing dog faeces at them. Least then I can get a guaranteed room.
>>83739900It makes him feel powerful as he cowers behind his keyboard lad.
You guys enable him so really you're part of the problem, no?
When I smoke I get so high. If you don't like it, I don't care why. I'll be smoking marijuana until the day I die.
I genuinely think just being on 4chan makes me a worse person. Too much rage, gonna block it on my router and hope that I don't get bored enough to unblock it.
>>83739958>I genuinely think just being on 4chan makes me a worse personOh no! Not a worse person! You gotta love hecking Jesus and trannies and homosexuals and be your neighborhood pro-social person who gets everyone together to hold hands and suck each other off. It's really important to be a good person!
>>83739917The freak has been non-stop posting about HHL for weeks/months now. Every single day.
>>83739958You think not coming on here is going to make you get laid and have a great life? You're a delusional twat. You ended up here because you failed at life.
paedodefenders at the ready!
>>83739969>>83739917>>83739900sad little mongboys, how's it feel defending a paedo? do you get some enjoyment out of it?
Being born with a fishy slit that gushes blood every month means you're all set for an easy life, cushy job, lots of holidays and dating whenever you're up for it. Failing that you can become a single mum, get a guaranteed flat and lots of bennies.
>>83739969He's been doing the same routine for years lad. The name of the personality changes and that's it. Years and years of making the same posts, getting giddy as he imagines the poster reading his dire posts are fuming, steam coming out of their ears and they're punching holes in walls.
You know what's fucked? Go on TwoXChromosomes and these foids actually think men have it way easier. Fucking hell these foids must be deformed or masculine looking.
>>83739890How pathetic you are, femoid.
>>83739995Yes sweetie. This is the part were we dend ourselves against your puerile accusations and you lol kek scream and howl
Never had sex, never going to work then. If I'm going my whole life without experiencing that then there's no enjoyment in life.
corr cheeky little sandra bumsesh soon ITS LUSH x
All femoids are going straight to the front lines in the next war. What? you wont fight to defend the children you use as an excuse to drain the life out of men and their wallets, nope, you're going, good luck roastie.
Born to BumseshForced to Bumrest.
mongfamily with the mongboy x
thoughts on Orwell's essay "Politics and the English Language"?
>>83740043>we dend ourselvesmongboy just outed yourself ffs lol
>>83740020Just imagine the absolute state of the creature behind all these posts though. Probably some obese greasy goblin in a dark stinking boxroom. Only light they've seen in years coming from the glow of their PC screen. What a life.
Might buy some Chinese wine online.
>>83740070Describing yourself there marmiteman4?
>>83740070I've imagined lad. It's been posted before and you can see the pattern, adult posting hours are after midnight and before 10AM when he wakes up to be a mad lad teen on the anonymous internets
paedo mongboys protecting paedo mongboys ITS LUSH x
Just like the bradford train nonce from the other day, none of you will do fuck all xx
bless his little heart flapping around the thread trying to get our attention with how mental and zany he is
>its just an email>its just AI>they won't send ithehe x
fuck it, garn full scale, fuck the lot of you x
>>83740070And it's all because he got raped in a gypsy encampment as a nipper
>>83740123>he got raped in a gypsy encampment as a nipperdon't do yourself any favours on the noncing allegations, do you? ha ha pathetic rat xx
>>83740127And just like that, he's been done... again.
>>83740123No one wants to play your nonce fantasies with you m8 x
Can't believe this mong is still seething. He does it spontaneously, not in response to anything. He must spend all of his waking time seething about someone who isn't even here.
>>83740127I couldn't care less about anonymous online allegations that are attacking my anonymous posts. Your Uncle Des sadly isn't anonymous to you though.
>>83740140hehe someones fuming like fuck and ITS LUSH ha ha ha x
the "seething mong" has won by completely derailing the conversation and the general. you lot are thick as mince
>>83740147;) they'll never learn
His 2 devices have had a workout today how can one man be so much win? /s
oh aye anybody who disagrees with a paedophile is "using two devices"fyi you ancient cunt, there are far easier ways to falseflag in the current day
megameltymongboy ha ah ha ha hah
