Cubed top round rubbed in McCormick all purpose garlic and herb, black pepper and sea salt. The green bottle, nigga. Fried in bacon lard. HOT. That shit was smoking when I put it in the pan. Add some more pepper as it cooks. Add a splash of A1 steak sauce toward the end.
>>83769329What's with the tape on the mouse?
>>83769348the jews broke my mouse
>>83769348The rubber on gayming mice melts from skin oils.
>>83769329How can you stop yourself from eating all those chips in one hour wtf, god tier self control
>>83769360yeah if you buy shitty GAYMER brands like gayzor
>>83769363I am a very disciplined person.
>>83769329Based. Coca cola in a bottle? Even more based! Spicy sweet chili Doritoes? GIGA BASED!
>>83769329Sweet spicy chili Doritos is the best meat looks tender and juicy
>>83769353>DA JOOZ>also willingly consumes goyslop
>>83769647anon, you have incurable AUTISM lololol faggot
>>83769329... isn't that super tough?Top round is meant to be slow cooked.Other than your choice of beef cut... pretty alright.>What is with the empty coke bottles?
>>83769664Tough meat tastes better and gives you a strong gigachad jaw. I don't like soft meat unless it's ground.I collect the bottles for fun. The current stack. I had like 240 and threw them out.
buying original gf
>>83769329My suggestion for improvement>Use a more tender cut of beef>Add Mushrooms>add chopped Onions>Slice asparagus stems thin and chut the tops off and keep those whole>don't cook at full high, medium or medium high for longer.>sprinkle green onion after>Add shredded parmasean cheese
>>83769329i wonder what you smell like *sniffsniff*
>>83769689but girls don't have a gigachad jaw? you're gonna look ridiculous in your sisters skirt
>>83769689>Tough meat tastes betterThat is true. The only cut with both flavor and tenderness is a flat iron cut and that is a weird cut cause you have to roast then grill. I made the mistake of trying to cook it like a steak and learned it is a unique cut.>I collect bottles for fun.I wanna ask why but you answered that. Is it just coke bottle or all glass bottles. If you get a capper and bottle cleaner you can use them for homebrew alcohol
>>83769723I use coconut and vitamin e shampoo and conditioner >>83769731Plenty of women and trannies have strong jaws
>>83769756yeah ugly ones lmaooooo
>>83769752Just the cokes, sprites too if I have glass sprite.
>>83769757No, hot ones.
>>83769769this is some intense copium lil bro
>>83769756imagine caring about your hair when you have given up on your arteries
>>83769763Are you importing mexican soda? I was wondering if you were in south America where this is the norm but your doritos are in english. So is the keyboard.
>>83769779Grow up >>83769806>imagine caring about your hair when you have given up on your arteriesI eat quite healthy.>>83769813Grocery stores in the US sell Mexican coke
Hell yeah! Cubed round chads know what's up. Seriously underrated chunk of cow flesh.I typically bread and fry mine to make minute steaks. Dredge in flour, dip in egg wash, then flour again, done. They're called minute steaks because you pan fry them for one minute, and then keep pan frying for about another four minutes while a big pot of rice is cooking. The frying grease you add roughly an equal amount of flour to make a shit ton of roux, then you add water, salt, pepper, paprika cayenne, whatever is within reach and whisk it up. Fine ass gravy to pour over your rice. Rich ass bourgeois cunts can go fuck themselves, it ain't chicken fried steak or country steak. We're poor, who the fuck can afford cream to make gravy? Prissy bitches that's who, probably make cornbread with eggs, milk, sugar, and flour. That ain't cornbread it's fucking cake. Corn bread is only cornmeal, water, salt, and baking powder, whipped up in a bowl and poured in a hot skillet full of bacon grease.
That looks like poop on a plate, bro.
>>83770220Forget to mention other hell yeah, you barbie. Badass don't need no harpoon. Grip that fucking shark bare handed. Mithril ain't shit, fuck them dragons up.
>>83769689Finally someone who understands. Tough cuts that haven't been slowcooked is a delightful treat. My family thinks I'm weird and says I enjoy eating meat gum
>>83770234You must have terrifyingly bad rectal health and should really see a doctor, bro
