What is your body count up to these days?
Still 0, but I might hit 1 by the time I'm 35. I also lost my erp virginity last year.
>>837768771 and it's been that way for the last 6 years and will probably remain that way until I die.
>>83776877billions c:<
>>837768770 but i'll hit 1 in a few months
>>83776877if you're white, do not engage in race mixing
>>837768770. Always has been, presumably will remain so.
7. 2 egirls, 4 girls from uni, 1 girl who cold approached me at the bar
>>8377687717, but only 7 were worth bragging about.
>>837768776, but only 2 were worth bragging about.
>>837768770 online 0 irl im just that unwanted
Only 1. I'm going to get married to that 1 soon
>>83776877I know it's incels but oh well, I'm not even a dudeit's 3 for me
>>837768770 at 21, but I'm asexual.
2 ex-bf's and my gf. I kinda want to go back to bf's.
Only counting PIV, 3.Otherwise, 7.
>>83776877Zero (0) kisses. Zero (0) times hand has been heldZero (0) hugsZero (0) sexual partnersI do slut out showing my cock, but they all get scared when they see what's over the navel.
>>837768770 and I'll keep hitting 0 in a few months too.t. 2 years shy of wizardry
>>83776877I got my first gf at 31, and then she dumped me at 32. Women are just too much effort without any payoff. If it's this hard for me when I'm a tall, decent-looking white guy, I don't see how it can be worth it for anyone else.
>>83776900What about slavic x saxon?
Like 20 and I still think the same of women as when my bodycount was 0. Hell, if anything my opinion of them has worsened
>>837768775 but would be more if i tried harderm, 23
0, but I've kissed a couple girls and got to second base with my mom
>>837768774 girls3 of them virgins
23, or 24, something happened with some twins at one point
>>83776877Got my first girlfriend in the last couple of months. I'm having such a bad time using condoms that I find it utterly humiliating. The last time I had sex I pounded her for 1 hour and couldn't finish, then I started crying lmao. I think I'd rather have stayed a virgin
Either 31 or 32. I was drunk with a girl and forgot if we fucked and it turns out she blocked me when I wanted to ask.My advice to virgin incels is to just stop being nervous and act like a weirdo with confidence and the right nerdy alt chicks will dig it. They don't give a shit that I'm into loli and we just fuck in the middle of watching anime.
34 y/o incel here. I've fucked hundreds of escorts, I guess that doesn't count. However I got a blowjob without paying once. I had started doing escorting myself, got invited to this dude's house who was already there with a female escort who randomly asked to suck my dick. I said yeah which she did for about five seconds. Does this count?
>>83777078>got to 2nd base with momgreentext?
>>83776877210I got molested by an older girl when I was like 12 and I probably could have had sex with an older exchange student I met during a convention when I was 17 we were talking about Inuyasha and shit got rather sexual I just kinda froze up I'm glad I didn't randomly lose it to some hookup, same convention another older pink haired BPD girl offered to suck me off out of the blue
>>83776916>>83776925>>83776934>>83777059>>83777063>>83777066>>83777086>>83777090>>83777116>>83777122Average "robots" in the big 26. Most of you get laid more than normal guys
>>83777059Incels who finally got laid in their 30s, how is this even possible? If you made it to your 30s without getting any female interest surely you're too ugly/short/autistic to ever have a chance? Not to mention that being a virgin that old is the worst red flag.
>>83777122>just be confidentthanks for the advice but thats like saying>if you want to lose weight, eat healthywhat do we eat? what ingredients, how do we cook them? you understand anon? how do we be confident? what things do we do?
>>83777158Yeah fuck this >>83777122 guy. Gets pussy once and starts spewing "just b urself" bullshit
>>83776877Around 80 I'd guess.
>>83777158Unfortunately for your autistic ass, confidence isn't a checklist of things you need to do to keep up appearances.Confidence is more or less your ability to remain calm and relaxed and not spill your spaghetti. This isn't something you can train, you just have to face your fears until your anxiety subsides and the confidence is what is leftover.
>>83777151>>83777158you wanna know the horrible truth. there is no method of guaranteeing success. for us, it's all luck. it's a pure dice roll. that's what I learned after getting a gf, after getting a hookup, after meeting a girl online and then irl. There's no way I could've improved or done the steps I did sooner. There's nothing I learned from this. There is no advice to give. And normies don't want to say that so they just make up some shit like bee yourself.But there's nothing to do. You try, you roll the dice every day, you add a girl and get ghosted, a girl adds you and ghosts you, day in, day out, over and over and over again until finally something might happen, and then she leaves you, so you try again.if I were to go back in time before it all, could I have gotten a gf sooner? Could I have done something different? Could I have gotten my hs crush? No.
>>83776877I got a blowjob from 4chan so about 0.5>>83777153And I'm 30
>>83777153The roastoid needs to try and settle down, anon. She already rode the carousel.
>>83777171It's a catch 22 because once you actually get pussy for the first time you finally understand what "be yourself" means and its literally is that simple.. But it only makes sense AFTER you get laid
>>83777180She was fat, wasn't she?
>>83777194what do you mean she? who? out of 4 girls I had sex with, none were fat. 2 had eating disorders and were very skinny. One was average, and the other was slightly above average in weight.
>>83777066im gonna greentext my experiences cus why the hell not>girl #1flatmate. she cheated on her long distance bf of 3 years with me. chubby body, ugly tits, smelly vagina. bad face. decent sex cus she was horny all the time and loved giving head and let me cum inside her and face fuck her and cum on her face. only times ive given creampies and facials and they are amazing. very submissive.>girl #2my ex gf. very tight pussy and i could cum fast with her. nice body. she liked to pretend she was my son as i was fucking her. sex was not great cus i had to use a condom and she wanted it over quickly. not that submissive.>girl #3girl i met at a bar. half indian but hot. tiny girl, big boobs and ass for her body. fucked her raw. loved her tits. bad teeth though. submissive.>girl #4very submissive. very horny all the time, came to my flat and always initiated sex. would give me massages while we watched tv and kiss my neck and arm and feel my groin, then id take her clothes off and fuck her. did everything i asked her to do. amazing girl i miss her.>girl #5likes eating ass a lot. not submissive at all though, talks a lot and gets quite snappy. on her phone during sex sometimes. sometimes stops the sex in the middle which is frustrating as hell, after she has cum and before i have. i dread sex with her i need to break up with her. her body is so skinny it is not attractive. not ideal.
>>83777180Only bones matter. If you were slightly uglier, you'd still be a touchless virgin
>>83777200>what do you mean she?
>>83777213i am quite possibly the ugliest, most unfashionable guy in my country without entering monstrosity deformed territory. I am surrounded by chads with perfect hair, 6'3+, outgoing personalities and infinite charisma. Not a single girl irl ever talked or noticed me, ever
>>83777151>>83777158Inceldom is a mindset. I started working out, got more confident. I started off talking to /r9k/ egirls and we exchanged virginities and that was a huge confidence boost. Keep putting yourself out there and weird girls will like it eventually. Most girls fucking hate me but it still works.>>83777171Yeah once exactly.
>>83777190>bro once you get laid you'll understand! just be yourself! it's that simple!Kill yourself.>>83777187I can't even remember the last time I tried to get a gf. 2014? I've literally never spoken to a 30+ foid. I can't believe that they're any less of a stuck up bitch than they were in 2014. There's always Chad no matter how fat or old they get.
>>83777234>Inceldom is a mindsetKillYourSelf.
>>83777177>unfortunately for your autistic ass, there is nothing you can do to become confident>also here is what you can do to become confidentretard>>83777180there are certainly things you can do that make you more attractive to girls. ie being well groomed, well dressed, muscular, smells good, funny, good social status, friends, having money, bla bla bla. There are probably books about it. I know it sounds cringe but my Twitter feed used to be full of those alpha how to get the girl sigma male red pilled type advice this summer, and that was my religion and I found 2 fuck buddies this summer which was more than I had ever before and I used the advice I was given on what I learnt about female psychology. And women are fucking dumb.
>>83777228>i am quite possibly the ugliestThis isn't true or you'd still be a virgin
>>83777256>there are certainly things you can do that make you more attractive to girls. ie being well groomed, well dressed, muscular, smells good, funny, good social status, friends, having money, bla bla bla.the way I see it is that's basically like counting cards at the casino. You're maximizing RNG, but it's still RNG. and you can do all those things and not see an ounce of success.>>83777269no all it takes is being lucky. that's why they call getting laid 'getting lucky' , normie culture has already explained it to you. it's all down to luck. zero skill.
>>83777234>Inceldom is a mindset>t.failednormgroid who has never known true social rejectionI'm manifesting bone cancer, and if you ever even get a child, that someone fucks his soft spot in like a living fleshlight
>>83777130>have a close playful relationship with my mom>cuddle with her often>one day decide to squeeze her breasts during cuddle time>she likes it>cuddle time now doubles as boob timeI think she's a pretty great mom
>>83777283It's all down to looks. Ugly men don't have unpaid sex in 2026
>>83777234>mindsetHate this retarded excused with everything whenever someone wants to fit into something they're obviously not a part of.Go fuck yourself
>>83777293how long ago did this start and do you want it to progress to more? have you and your mom addressed it and talked about boob time or is it an unspoken agreement you have, and everything else is normal as usual?
>>83776877>guys who don't have sex, how much sex do you have?
>>83777234>I started off talking to /r9k/ egirls and we exchanged virginitiesYou always make your larping too obvious with this shit. No one would doubt you if you just said you met a girl at work or whatever, but the whole "I met my gf on /r9k/" fantasy is such obvious bullshit.I've been posting here for years and only twice have I ever even so much as gotten a girl here to add me on discord. Meeting up is just laughably unrealistic.
>>83777409>I've been posting here for years and only twice have I ever even so much as gotten a girl here to add me on discord. Meeting up is just laughably unrealistic.Twice? Really?
entered my 30s with a total sum of zero (0) chicks.still got it.hell yeah.
>>83777409NTA, but you vastly underestimate how many normalfags are on this board. It's especially easy if you're both in a big city like London.
>>83777428Normalfags post here, obviously. I've been here a few hours a day most days since at least like 2019 though and I almost never see anyone actually dropping a discord name or whatever. Maybe people are joining incel-themed discord servers on /soc/ or some shit and meeting people there, but they certainly aren't meeting on this board.
Not being an incel, 3? Native American girlfriend wanted to fuck all the time. My Japanese gf, not so much but loved a good finger bang. Then there's my wife, we have sex once not as much because we have a two-year-old but regularly prior to that.
Another thread full of retards falling for bait
>>83776877 I think it's ~35 partners. I'm in my early 40s, though. I had a girlfriend I thought I'd marry for 5 years and it slowed my roll, but she left me and I'm back at it. I had 4'11 and 18 recently but that fizzled and I'm likely gonna plap a single mom this weekend. The downgrade is real. I'm going to feel every bit that plapjak's pained expression after I nut, but fatties at least will make you feel like a 10/10 when you're a 6-7/10 male. It's nice when women are desperate for a change.Also>implying women don't find picrel hot
>>83777452Are you insane? Ideal bf/gf threads constantly have echads picking up egirls
>>83777414nta but i've been for over a decade and have never seen someone add a chick on r9k. I think normalfags can't tell the difference between boards and think soc is r9k too
1though im pretty damaged and attractive so its kind of a miracle and in part due to my laziness that it's still just 1. Had a lot of opportunities, one of them possibly my own mother even, as deranged as that sounds.
1 dog (male)2 women1 guy
>>83777495also nta but I've added 2 girls here in the last 6 months, and I'm not even an e-dater. one asked for my discord the other posted hers
>>837768770. Literally nothing. Im 28 btw. I havent talked to a woman outside of my immediate family in around a year. I have never had a female friend. I have never talked to a woman in a social context. I have never used a dating app and probably never will, and I have never been to a social event where I had the possibility of meeting a woman. Do I win the inceldom award?
>>83777508on what kinda threads do you exchange each other's discords since this board forbids self advertising and stuff
>>83777513Sounds pretty vol to me, so no.
>>83777516>1 random moid foid thread>1 I'm a girl and lonely thread
>>83777501Elabor-originally.
>>83776925>worth bragging aboutOof this is a different metric altogether>>83777481(cont.)Braggable would probably be ... a 3rd of that, 11 or so. Most of mine were homely or plaps. I have a terrible validation seeking problem.
>>83777556long winded story. Started off completely on accident when I massaged her back pain that kinda descended into her ass. Literal porn intro ass massages. Off the "clock" I had a permit to literally casually grope and oil check her. She kept a stern stoic and neutral facade and pretended nothing was happening but she was letting me dig to my heart's content. Circumstances were really suboptimal for some incest action and were causing a lot of friction. Eventually case went cold somewhere around my 18th bday and we moved on (at least outwardly)
>>837768770, and will continue that way until I find a girl that isn't a hookup slut, can become a true friend, and then wants to go straight into a serious relationship.
>>837768772 cause Im a sweet angel like that
1 body, my ex. But currently trying to get it with a alt women who's 5 years my senior, we've cuddled 3 times and made out twice so it's going in that direction. I would love a long term relationship but am unsure if she's interested in that, seems a little unavailable i guess.
16 women within the last ten years after losing my virginity. (Ten years ago at 21)
>>83776877I turned into a wizard and now none of the succubi will steal my manaIn other words still 0
lmfao so many fucking liars in this thread it's hilarious. you're uglier than fuck and you're claiming these numbers, lmfao. subtract 10 - 20 retards. larping incels. tired of seeing it
4 i just turned 19 and not going to college so probably a dry spell coming up since all i do is sit at my computer and have no will to live
>>83777721You were getting pussy before?
>>83777731his mom, sister, aunt, and grandma. he's an incel
>>837768770. I'm 33 and a volcel. Sex is for reproduction only.
>>83777740if he fucked the whole family package then he couldn't be further from incel. Chad more like
>>83777679>lmfao so many fucking liars in this threadnot me>>83777424i successfully protected my virginity for 3 decades. and talk about it online with other aging losers.
>>83777750well that depends on where he lives. if he's in a trailer in mississippi and all the females in the family let their beards grow then i beg to differ
>>83777731I had a couple relationships as a teen then a few hookups that kinda just left me hollow and cheap
38 year old volcel. Was propositioned for sex by three different women over a span of about 20 years. Turned them all down. Never pursued relationships, never cared to. I spit on all of you pitiful incels who are virgins through no choice of your own. You arent real robots. You got forced into the lifestyle because you are either so ugly, stupid, weak, or generally offputting that you had no choice in the matter. Rather than taking a good hard look at this shitty world full of shitty people and making the rational decision to take no part in it, you instead spend your fleeting moments of life pining after it. You are all just failed normalfags. If you ever got the chance to have sex no matter with what lowly hoe youd probably betray all your ideals and beliefs in an instant just to get your cock wet for once.
0, like the entirety of my 31 years of life.And no, not even a single step closer to actually doing it.
>>837768772 girlfriends (one was a theater kid, other was a goth bpdemon)1 hookup (chinese girl)1 gangbang (32 y/o milf / me and 4 of my friends)last time i had sex was last year in february. in the process of growing my hair out and i'm getting a septum piercing after a wedding so i'm still holding off on jumping back into dating apps>t. 22 y/o spic moid
>>83777785what are your looks and height
>>83777811>last time i had sex was last year in february.you better not ever feel sorry for yourself over a lousy one year dry spell. one year isn't anything
>>83777811>32 yo>milfholy hell modern women get absolutely curb stomped by the wall and toxicity in medication and food.
>>83777783I mean you're obviously a normalcattle if a girl has ever been interested in you, but at 38 and your mentality, your life must be unbelievably shitty. What is your plan for life? Just masturbate to anime and pet your hamster even in your 60s and 70s?
>>83777811fucking a woman together with 4 other dudes is so gay you might as well fuck a guy at that point
>>83777153I got fit, learned how to dress, worked on my social skills, and forced myself to go out regularly.I'm white, decently tall, and also decent looking, and I still became a wizard because I just don't chase women just for sex, and I'm very introverted and like to do shit on my own.Those two attributes are all it takes for you to become a wizard.
>>83777840yea that's what i'm thinking, that's fucked up. four mens anus's literally out in the air, sniffing the butthole fumes of another man let alone four. but he did say he's hispanic so it's understandable, it's just how they roll. dick out ass out doesn't mean anything like it does for us whites. if you're caught naked with another man and you're white you're caught red handed for life. for them it's nothing to write home about
>>83777852>"how did you stop being an incel?">well basically I simply was never an incelhigh IQ
>26yo>5
>>83777860>four mens anus's literally out in the airand youre putting your dick in a hole that has cocktail of 4 different dudes' precum and dick sweat inside of it. Literally proxy gay sex.
>>83777836you act as if that would be a bad thing. he would experience way less heartache than being with a woman
>>83776877About 4, I had sex with a girl in a bathroom in highschool, then another at my place in highschool, then someone from my uni, and then someone i met at a night club. I haven't had much after that, dry spell for 3 years
>>83777820oh dude trust me i'm not stressing in the least xdi've just been doing my own thing/ working on improving my mental health>>83777835i mean she was literally a mom, she had a c-section scar lol>>83777840yeah it was not that fun nor was it even planned, just kinda happened but i didn't wanna back out and look like a bitch xd>>83777860you thought way too deep about that anon, you might be gay yourself LOL also 2 of my buddies were white (as well as the woman) so idk what you're on about
>>83777893bathroom is hot. your place is good. uni is whatever. night club nobody gives a fuck. 3 years isn't awful. although once you hit 5 then you can start worrying. so you have 2 years to get your penis inside some vagina until you start getting into serious dry spell ranks
>>83777909I am going for a phd and its kept me inside working on shit all day. I am so fucked man. Theres no way I am going to get poon any time soon.
>>83777921that's interesting actually that you're going for a phd. in what? and i get it, i've devoted myself to a project which is still ongoing and lost a bit of myself for a while and experienced what you did and incurred a four year fucking dry spell because i didn't allow for anything else in my mind. broke the spell in october because i was not going to allow myself to go past the unforgivable 5 year mark. fucked her about fifteen times raw while we were together for a short while to get it out of my system so i could see clearly again in a balanced way between my project and women again. you just have to do the same thing if you somehow can get a window of time in between your phd work to momentarily shift your focus. i don't know how it works with phds at all, so i'm just guessing for you there. i bet it fucking sucks when it comes to women, i'm sorry, i am. because i know where you are right now. 3 years is a fucking long time. but obviously you can break the spell, but it's up to you on how and when and ultimately why. when you want it bad enough you'll just get the job done
>>837768771 if you don't count prostitutes. It's been 8 years
>>83777953Bioengineering. Its pretty fun.
>>83777862He asked how I got laid when I didn't till I was 30.Nowhere did I call myself an Incel. That definition is way too vague anyway.What you should learn from this is that even if you have what women generally desire, they are so fucking lazy and unlikeable that unless you chase them down for sex, you'll end up a wizard.
>>83778200>Incels who finally got laid in their 30s, how is this even possible?high IQ
>>83776877It hasn't changed since 2018, it's still 11
0 at 32 y/o.Truthfully I've never tried and didn't really care for the longest time but I am ugly autist etc. so it was never going to happen naturally. Idk what to do but I don't want to be alone anymore.
>>83778319get a dog and take itnfor lots of walks amd play time.
>>83776877More than I am proud of.I used to validate my worth through sex with women.I have learned better now. Contrary to what people say gurls do look down on you after you rack up a certain number of bodies even if you're a guy.
>>83776877Never had sex, but I have posted dick pics online. I think thousands of people have seen it by now
>>83778343>Contrary to what people say gurls do look down on you after you rack up a certain number of bodies even if you're a guy.What they say doesn't matter, it's what they feel and do. For most men having sex takes at least some degree of effort and investment, so it has meritWhen women complain about manwhores, it's not that they feel disgust towards the manwhore, it's that they want to make the manwhore as worthless and slutty as they do
>>83778480You aren't entirely wrong.And to be fair I have desperately sought out love every time. I rarely did one night stands and usually called the girl the next day trying to be serious and go on a date.Actually my longest relationships started as one night stands, had me texting them asking if we could go on a date, waiting 20 minutes and saying oh, I guess you weren't interested im me like that. Take care. Then them frantically texting me back that they weren't rejecting me and didn't see the text.Honestly, people are so insufferable now I kinda just stopped trying. Wish it wasn't like that, but it is.
>>83778343Do they...? Do they? I was asked by a girl who fucked me recently what my body count was. I was annoyed at her lack of questions and curiosity about me, and that was the one question she could think to ask when I confronted her on it. She just saw me as a dildo and projected her situational fetish on me, and it's clear looking back. I think she knew that I was hot enough to pull others if I was hot enough to pull her to serve her complex. She fucked me a couple more times after I told her ~40. I counted more accurately for this thread and it's probably more like high 30s. In retrospect I could have had more, probably double, in my time but refused because I had rare moments of clarity when I knew it was a bad idea or just wasn't down bad enough for another plaphog.
>>83778524>relationships have only started out of manwhoringThis has been my life experience and I'd bet it's the same for most people if they're telling the truth. I simply do not believe most people do this slow burn chivalrous masterpiece theatre shit. Maybe if both are truly autistic and borderline asexual/traumatized.
0, I don't like that non 0s post here
>>83777158If you want to lose weight, look into fasting.
>>83777180>you add a girlWhere are you adding girls from? I'd love to roll the dice but I haven't a clue where to do so
>>83778790I've always just installed all the apps du jour when I'm single. Duet, FB, and Hinge seem to be the most hopping ones for me these days. I hate online games and joining a discord or fucking with /soc/ for the sake of finding women gives me nearly as much anxiety and hopelessness as a bar. Hell, probably more. A bar probably has a much more relaxed, less goony/simpy vibe that girls obviously prey on in online social circles.
>>83778815I figured those apps were for normals and even then you had to be top 10% attractive or immediately swiped right?
>>83778819What's the alternative? I listed them. There's bars which seem boring as fuck and depressing to just sit around in unless you genuinely like that atmosphere. There's discords/gaming/'neet'-centric online circles but that just sounds like a way to get trolled, catfished, and ghosted like mad because these girls constantly get an avalanche of attention from nuts... if they're even girls. Then there's the "shitting where you eat" route of chancing a date with a coworker, fellow student, or someone who works at the places you frequent. >for normalsI don't drive in my 40s. I lost my virginity by moving out of state at 22. I'm pretty much a shut-in and don't even like multiplayer games, I exclusively play emulated shit and weird indie games. Categorize me however you want, however, I guess I'm just attractive enough to get swiped now and then. A lot of fats. Sometimes I get a shiny one, though. Anyway, take your pick.
>>83778819You need to be top 10% attractive to really get anything, online or offline. If you're lucky, maybe a foid will settle for you.
>>83777662>all that physical contact and you haven't fuckedI don't see how that could be me. Have you, yknow, tried?
>>83778336> a heckin' doggerino woof woofed this post
>>83777124Ever raw? Honestly that's what matters, not that you paid or not. If she let you blast in her that's a W no matter how much you paid.
>>83776877>Currently 23 (will be 24 in july)>1 (hooker)Havent fucked no one since
>What is your body count up to these days?Ten, and I regret every single one. I miss the mystique of sex.
>incel>bodycountbro what
>>8377687715 sexes between 3 people.
I've only been with one woman. The sex was mediocre and robotic after a while. She only fucked once a month to keep me in the relationship.I don't want to be with another low-libido woman and I don't want to be with a totally run-though whore. So I'm single until I'm rich or fit enough to attract a woman who isn't trash.
Bitch, ive never even held hands.
>>837768770. and KHHV too
>>837768773, but i'm abstaining till marriage now
>>83779309Why are you abstaining until marriage?
>>83776877troon but 0 khhv
>>83776877I had sex with one girl in college, 20 years ago now. We stayed friends but she cut me off like 3 years ago because she married a guy who couldn't satisfy her and opened up the relationship, and she wouldn't stand for me calling him a chaser cuckold faggot (he ended up on a date with a tranny once). Just recently she started messaging me again because Animal Crossing got a new update, and what the hell, I'm happy to have someone to talk to, but then she took her meds and told me she'd ONLY talk to me about Animal Crossing because I'm toxic and she was better off without me, so I just ghosted her. Still playing Animal Crossing though so joke's probably on me.
>>83777836>you dont obsess over pussy and sex your life must be shitYeah okay Mr. Judgemental prick. Anyone who doesn't obsess over pussy must have a shit life. Holy shit you braindead normalfags are all the same. Pro tip: you can in fact just live your life and enjoy it without needing to peg your value to women.
>>83776877An incel with a body count of > 0 is not an incel, dumbass.t. not incelbody count: 2
>>83777180That sounds about right except for one thing. If I could go back in time I definitely could have had a girlfriend sooner, since I would know this and I would not "wait for the right person to come along" like all the boomers and their satanic media blasted at me my whole life.Love is real, but finding it is the cold, calculated science of probabilities.
>>83779370Because I realized sex outside of marriage is gravely sinful that's why.
0, I'm 18 so I think it'll change soon. I've had opportunities in the past but the first time is kinda a big deal so I'd want to do it with someone I truly love.
I'm somewhere around 100. I can't really remember.>>83776900I am and will continue to do so, sorry.
>>83777025>asexualShut the fuck up dumb faggot.
>>83779219Why do you put such emphasis on the sex part instead of other aspects of attraction like how much you enjoy being with her day to day or how hot she is?
>>83779520>like how much you enjoy being with her day to dayNo one actually enjoys hanging around with women, Anon. They're insufferable.
>>83778617>I simply do not believe most people do this slow burn chivalrous masterpiece theatre shitI do that but I am>truly autistic
>>83777921I got a PhD in comp bio and that is by far, without question, the worst mistake I've ever made. I know a total of 2 people who don't think it was a bad experience. Everyone else I know regrets it at various levels. In bio, mostly they say you can instead get out with a master's and grow in industry for much better life outcomes. The PhD in these fields makes it harder to get employed actually.If you're already in, I extremely strongly suggest dropping out into a master's if you can. If you're not in, stop right there and save yourself.If thou must, only do a PhD in a top-tier lab with worldwide renown. Completely ignore the quality of work out of the lab on its own. Renown is literally everything. Even if it takes you 5 years to get into one of these, under no circumstances should you do a PhD outside a top-tier lab.
>>83779535I agree in general, but very rarely there is that one woman who's extremely fun to be around. Typically she'll be fat and ugly but that's why I asked the question the way I did. That also doesn't answer the other parts of the question like why focus on just the sex rather than physical attraction.
>>83779566Because physical attraction only matters for sex
>>83779576Makes sense, but what about the converse? Like if she's super hot and you have sex once a month, at least you love the sex. If she's ugly and you have sex once a month, obviously it's a chore on top of being the only crumb you get.
>>83779579>she's super hot and you have sex once a monthI would be overjoyed with this scenario, assuming of course she's faithful, which is the big wrench thrown into the works
33. Lost it at 22.I lost track of how many girls recently and it varies depending on what you consider to be sex. I'll try though: 1 FWB I met through friends, 1 at a party, 3 on apps during uni, 2 younger girls I also met on apps, 3 high end dominatrixs, 3 milfs, 1 masseuse, maybe 5 or 6 brothel girls, and 1 GF who I'm completely and utterly loyal to beyond anyone's comprehension. So, 20ish. I wouldn't have fucked at least 18 of them had I met my GF many years ago, but it is what it is.>>83777180Yeah this is actually pretty accurate... it's luck and exposure. Always be meeting new people. And no, 'apps' aren't putting yourself out there. It's algorithmically biased against your success.
>>83776877I feel sorry for that bride. The modern world is so soulless and gross.
>>83779899>consider to be sexPenetration in pussy/ass. Oral is definitely sex, but it's not really what you talk about when you're speaking about body count.
Being 34>0>sedated and psych wards my whole life>nervous system is fucked from meds>too regarded to function irl due to system failure >screaming night terrors every night peek wizard status
>>83778790most were from r9k / soc. one from an app, it's just contactfagging on an industrial scale. never stop looking. spend hours every day tracking every thread.
>>83779728OK, I understand better. Thanks for explaining. I'm always curious to understand how non-crazy people think, like that.
>>83779962How many girls do you talk at once? Do you tell them? How do you decide it's not a match and move on?
>>83779956>analDoes it count if the girl's penetrating you? We're talking biological females only btw.>oralif not, then a couple less
>>837768773, got drink and possibly drugged up, and reverse gangbanged while incoherent by 3 fembots after an /r9k/ meetup in my city
>>83780197>Does it count if the girl's penetrating you?I think so. That's penetration.>a couple lessOral is like the fluff of sex. I haven't met anyone that ups their bodycount from giving or receiving oral. I've even met many people that think that oral doesn't count as cheating, though I personally disagree. But yeah it's not what you typically mean by "sex"
>>83780226Disagree. All sexual acts (including e.g. handjobs) is part of bodycount regardless of if you want to call it sex.
>>83780213Where do I find these /r9k/ meetups in my city so I can also get drunk and drugged up and suffer the humiliation of being gangraped by multiple fembots?
>>83780436You're welcome to think so. But I assure you that if you were hanging out at a party and claimed that you have a bodycount of 20 while half of them are fingering or blowjobs, people would laugh at you.That isn't what people consider bodycount. It's just fluff.
>>83780457I don't care what normalfags and women think
>>83780505You don't need to. But "bodycount" is a social construct/talking point. If you're not sticking to that definition, the discussion becomes moot.It just makes the whole chat pointless.I can call myself a millionaire if I count in Vietnamese dong, but what does that accomplish in everyday parlour?
>>83776889how was the roleplay?
>>83780516Proving the old adage that if she says her bodycount is X, it's more like 4X.And then you wonder why you're treated like a whore.
>>83777122losing your virginity isnt a standalone goal
>>83780516trueyou are either a virgin or you are useless as a womanbody count itself is irellevantas for me, im a guy, ive got a very high body count, thanks to the army, college, and work affairs
>>83780457You're replying to a different anon. >>83780516Yeah I agree for the most part, but desu even though I have around 20 it's not any higher or lower if you don't count HJs. Maybe 1 lower.>>83780656My GF's bodycount was much lower than she let on because she was embarrassed she lost it so late.
>>83780527Pretty good. Came buckets from degenerate scenarios. But eventually she found a close by bf and moved on. I wonder if he knows what kind of shit she was into.
My body count is zero because I hate women, that simple
>>83776877Zero. And it will remain zero, because I'm too socially anxious in situations involving women and too unskilled and inexperienced in courting and escalating for my age.
>>83776877Two.Last time I had sex was 10 years ago, and the loneliness is fucking killing me. I just want a gf that actually loves me, loves having sex with me, and won't backstab me like the previous one did.
2Never had a girlfriend or relationship at 31.
>>83778617You anon... You get me.Yeah, you'd be surprised how many long term relationships start out over a hook up. My theory as to why is women are retarded and sunk cost fallacy.>Woman waits and tries to be a 'good girl'She talks herself out of the guy she is with because she gets bored and starts nit picking. She unlocks new "icks". She chases irrational feelings. She then seeks attention elsewhere, cause attention is free, easy and not shamed for women to seek.>She fucks you after meeting you.If she isn't a whore who fucks a new dick every other night, she realizes she just gave you everything. Seeking attention is free and not frowned on but seeking dick? That's kinda gross. When you let her know you want more she has 3 options, admit you were a mistake which means taking accountability. Admit she is a cock hungry slut who will go seeking more dick and cope that it's empowerment. Or admit she likes you and after giving you everything you are reciprocating and see her as worth more than just sex.A lot of times, the third option is preferred. You can keep having sex cause you guys already fucked, and he is treating her well.Women chase their feelings, and when a woman feels like she can give her body fully and openly to someone almost as if it were a mistake, but recieve affection and safety from it, her feels go wild.Love and sex are messy and akward. It isn't the "wait and give yourself at a special time to a special person" shit you see in movies.Problem is eventually women mistake peace for boredom and begin causing drama. I wish it wasn't like this, but it is.
>>8377687727 all paid for.
>>83779537We get it, the closest you've come to pussy is birth
>>83778594You raise a decent point. It depends on the girl. The majority of mine have, but I've also tried to seek companionship with most of them.The ones who haven't were girls like you described. Don't ask Don't tell types. I realized tge girls who were the 3rd in a threesome did not ask what so ever, which makes sense. Other's were short term hookups who would bang dudes when drunk.Even if they had high bodycounts, curiosity showed they had interest in something more serious with me. That goes a long way with me.I'm more forgiving than most guys on body count cause of my own. My formula is age you lost your virginity + 2 a year for every year past that, then a hard cap after certain ages (cause you get to insane numbers after 30). Actually after 30, having been divorced is a bigger red flag.
>>83779994>How many girls do you talk at once?idk at peak it was like 5 or more. no i don't tell them lol. >How do you decide it's not a match and move on?desu you can decide this within the first 3 messages exchanged, if the energy is there or not, if you feel there is a genuine interest to build something or she just wants a distraction.the best way to know is if the messages go like this:>me: hi>her: hi>me: where you from?>her: californiaor like>me: where did you add me from?>her: from socit's already over, block and move on. there's no interest, no questions asked, no interesting answers. done. filter through that shit.
>>83781256Literally me. High-five.Women are evil bitches and whores but I still want the one that isn't like that.
>>83781510Had 2 long-term girlfriends. The first was a total nympho and I couldn't keep up. The second was normal and match my drive. Both flaked when it was time to do more than fuck and think about babies.
Six, but only one was more than once and actually satisfying. The rest were miserable and I did them because I thought I'd be a loser otherwise.I wish I could have saved my first time for someone special. I fucked it all up.
Oldfag here. Stopped counting at 50, that was in 2016. Wish I'd stopped at one.
>>83781622Thanks for the answers and the tips.I have a hard time being dishonest so when asked if I talk to other girls I feel compelled to answer even if I know what is going to happen.Otherwise I have no problem hiding information until such a time as I am asked.Max I've done is 4 at once. 2 serious is the max I can do realistically, I start mixing things up after that. 4 casual was OK but a bit much for me.I had the same experience that for 90% you can tell within 3-10 messages if it's not a match, but I had 3 really nice things going from conversations that started just like in your examples. But I could tell it was going to be great because I asked just one opening question and the dam opened from there and we couldn't stop talking to each other all day.The reason I asked this question was mostly for the remaining 10%: among the 3 above, I only ended up meeting 1. For the other 2, the conversation fizzled out after a couple of weeks, and another said she wasn't actually ready for a relationship (guess she didn't like me? Thought I was ugly maybe?), but for each we chatted that way for several weeks and were about to meet before we decided to stop.I want to think there's a faster way to avoid wasting time here?
>>837768770. I'm too much of a spergy, cringy, lazy, hypersexual manchild. The only type of woman who might be even remotely interested in me would be some kind of tard wrangler with a savior complex and an MDLB fetish.
>>83781703>But I could tell it was going to be great because I asked just one opening question and the dam opened from there and we couldn't stop talking to each other all day.yes exactly that's how it was with my first gf. i asked her where she was from and she asked me back, and when i answered she was like 'oh let me look up the time difference. oh its this, that means this and that'. i knew immediately this was gonna be something.>I want to think there's a faster way to avoid wasting time here?Yes it's to never stop looking for more contacts until one of them moved in with you. LDRs are a waste of time, especially without a clear time when the distance is closed. And before that, if a girl isn't even ready to say she wants a relationship with you, just look for more, better girls who would do that sooner.
>>83781201>>83781739Finally some traditional anons in this age of chad 4chan.
>>83781758Yeah r9k is full of normalfags now it's insane
I'm 40 and at zero. Earnestly tried for about five years and just slowly gave up after being ghosted or rejected over a dozen times. I just chase my hobbies/talents now. I even lost 150 lbs, relearned how to drive, and bought a car during the whole process. Didn't change much. I do hope others find success in their pursuit for companionship. I'm the only one in my entire family who isn't married now, so I've been able to see how when you find a decent partner it can improve your life.Good luck out there.
Similar here in mid 30s, though I haven't earnestly tried because I'm too insecure and dislike myself too much to put myself out there.The world isn't made for insecure people and I don't blame anyone, I might be bad partner. There's probably some genetic aspect to it too, so it's for the best to remove myself from the gene pool.
>>83778884Yeah that's why the vast majority of young men still have sex with regular frequency
>>83776877Sexual relationships are disgusting. The OP image actually makes me angry.
>>83781743OK, makes sense to me. I'll try this strategy.Until now I've been pretty uneasy about talking to more than one girl at once ethically, but I've been tired of wasting my time with flukes, flakes, and fakes. By "a clear time when the distance is closed", do you mean proper plans for meeting up and such? Generally the girls I talk to do say they want a relationship, but a few days later they change their mind basically.
>>83782153>but a few days later they change their mind basically.happens, that's why you always need backups and never commit until they're there irl
>>83780656I don't really think that proves that adage at all.>>83780849Yeah. But I've got like 20 HJs/BJs. Counting all that would be silly since we didn't actually fuck.>>83781783This has always been a place for normal people to have sane discussions. That's literally why the board was created, newfag.
>>83782204Yes, I have come to accept this unfortunate reality.Followup question: do you keep dating in person until one of them wants to commit or do you do one at a time in real life?
>>83778343>I used to validate my worth through sex with women.This is the normie mindset I will never understand
>>83776877I had sex with an autistic girl yesterday twice. Tried to get it into her ass but she's never been buttfucked before so I just teased it, which she's very into, and I jacked off on her ass. Gonna keep dating her and try because she's a bit of a mess but a workable mess who could be a real fixer-upper if I can fix her posture a little and teeth. Otherwise she's very much my type, short, not fat but a little dumpy, glasses, kinda into witchy shit, etc. Cute though. Oh and she age regresses a little which I think I can mitigate if I work it into a sex thing instead of her acting like that in public. I think my number's around 30 but I don't keep count. This has been a big win since my 3 year relationship ended last year and my ex replaced me pretty quick.
>>83776877For an "incel" board.... there aren't a lot of involuntarily celibate anons. I tell people this isn't an incel board people are here cause it has more humans and less spam than other boards... but people still go with the popular opinion. I have a high body count. I am not mean to girls with high body counts if they actively tried to make relationships work and weren't cheating whores. I also don't add women to womens body counts. Attention seekers are more disgusting to me because you are openly showing you are manipulative. I have decided to check out of dating.>So you're a volcelI don't fuck with that whole label bullshit. I want a girl with a deeper connection. I want something real. After 2020 everyone became a performative clout chaser and started hating one another over virtue signal crap and became imposible to talk to. Social media algorithms became peoples false gods whose praise they constantly seek and whose word they constantly believe.I left social media once everything became algoritnmic instead of chronological. I wish people weren't so easily manipulated by virtue signaling and obvious distractions, but they are (sadly it makes it hard to know whats going on around town cause lazy business owners and event planners only advertise on Fagbook). I try and talk to people to see things in a different POV, they don't listen and tune out. BTW OP that pic is the hottest shit I've seen. I'm a fan of threesomes. All guys have a harem fantasy. Almost every GF has been bi. I wouldn't get married, but if I did this is how my fantasy honeymoon would be.>I'll give you the dream wedding you always wanted.>You give me the dream honey moon with every one of your brides maids I deserve for legally signing a contract that doesn't benefit me.
>>83781201Same, but my body count is 3.The secret is paying for hookers.
>>8377687760. Give or take 5. Way less women on dating apps who just want to sex. Either the actual tradcath that is about as interesting, attractive, and fun as a nun or the most roastoid whores imaginable where you better not ever vote right but please take my batshit insane zodiac/tarot cards seriously! Singles moms with tattoos and a pitbull essentially.
>>837768774 girls i had sex with, 1 girl only gave me a bj bc i was saying no bc had a gf and she was insisting on doing something, 1 girl i only fingered because i didnt have a condom and she was a megaslut. before all of that starting at 17 i had declined sex with several girls because i was waiting for the right person like a retard
>>83782634actually +1 more girl i only fingered bc she shoved my hand up her skirt while we were on our way to a party with a car full of sluts
1, just the 1, getting married this fall, ama (M, 27)
>>83782651How tall are you?How good at conversation are you?How fat is she?
>>83782651Good luck with your marriage, I guess?
>>83782690I'm 6'1", white, 195lbs (/fit)I'm a good conversationalist, somewhat introverted but I'm a stunning social mariposa in groups <5She's not fat, wouldn't even call her chubby. She is short though, like 4'11".
>>83782716>wouldn't even call her chubbyOhh you just know that bitch is ROTUND
>>837768773, mom first gf and current gf
Just 1, my wife. We met at 15 and we're both 30 now. One part of me is really happy that I found my girl and never shared my body with whores, another wishes I could fuck a new girl every week even today. Maybe we'll have a threesome or something eventually.
>>83782860Imagine cooming inside a random college girl with a plump ass and then never seeing her again
>>83782817Wait, your own mom
>>83776877A big fat 0. What kind of question is that?
>>837768770 because I'm a true involuntary celibate
>>83776877One woman and a dog (female)
>>83783368>>83783428You are our last line of defense against the normies, bros.
>>83782716>6'1>4'11>just go for shorter girls anon!
>>83783562Kek, I can't believe literally every incel is like this
>>83783672I think it would be more like volcel at this point, I've found that I prefer dogs to women
>>83776877Zero at 22 and im rather not intent on changing it around. I do toss and turn around late at night thinking of how a hug would feel but at the end of the day when I look at my overall temperament I know I'm not getting any of that. In light of thia realization I've already accepted itDespite that, I've cultivated a good set of (exclusively male, naturally) friends and I'm glad for 'em in my life. Never made friends with women nor had a crush on one. I dont have much anxiety around them, the way they talk always just prompt a response from my Wikipedia dialect instead of the friend making one.
>>83783656It's rough out there for lil' fellers
>>83777151I'm 43, so a bodycount of 17 at my age isn't exactly impressive. And again, only 7 of them were decent, with maybe 2 being exceptionally hot. The others were ugly or fat.
>>83776877I'm 35 and it's 0. I have no interest in casual sex but no one has ever been attracted to me. I'll probably die alone and unloved, knowing my love isn't worth anything.
>>83776877If its above 1 or you want it to be above 1 then you are a whore and deserve to be ritually disemboweled btw
>>83782953Okay, I did that. Now what?
>>83782627>tattoosIt's gotta be 95% of women on apps now, perhaps women in general.
>>83782860>another wishes I could fuck a new girl every week even today.not worth it. If you fucked one girl, you have fucked them all. You might as well put your cock in a horse, at least that would be interesting.
>>83782209You've had 20 hand jobs without having sex? What's the deal with that? It reminds me of Clerks where that chick sucked 37 dicks. Or something like that.
25 and I could've gotten laid recently because my chad lite friend gave one of his previous FWBs my contract info and she got really turned on by the idea of taking a v card.I was too scared to invite her over though, even cried thinking about it. It's been one of the most blackpilling things in my life so far.
there are no women in nj so i am staying a virgin until i meet one
What the FUCK is this thread. Are there like 5 of us KHVs left in this board or what. Jesus fucking christ.
>>83786706is khv another way of saying incel? make it 6
>>83785623I did say HJs/BJs, aka also blowjobs. The deal? Idk sometimes you don't have sex but a girl jerks you off or blows you. It happens.
>>83786817Technically yes but now is associated with hating women and blaming everyone but yourself and the red pill etc and I don't do any of that. I just prefer to call myself robot or loser.
>>837768775, 7 if you only count blowjobs, only one was a virginone of the blowjobs I got from a tranner, and one of the girls I properly fucked was my cousinthose last two genuinely make me feel kinda trashy
>>83776877I paid for it. I hate myself and it was as bad as I expected. Ruined the fantasy and my innocence at the same time. I can't even fap anymore.
>>83786632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRy-a4Z21ToPlease tell me this is ragebait
>>83781201Same but emphasis on too unskilled and inexperience. I don't even know how to court a woman, there doesn't ever seem to be a socially appropriate time.
>>83777122>My advice to virgin incels is to just stop being nervous and act like a weirdo with confidence and the right nerdy alt chicks will dig it. They don't give a shit that I'm into loli and we just fuck in the middle of watching anime.I want to become like you. How do I become like you?Like I could never tell a girl I like lolis...But I feel like hiding my power level is only making me more and more alone, I can't be honest about my hobbies and interests and fetishes so I cannot build an intimate relationship, in the end it only hurts me but I can't open up with people at all I've been hurt too many times in the past.
Zero. It will probably remain that way until I kill myself. I'm 28 in March.
>>83787448Unfortunately not, I never realized how afraid I am of being intimate with someone.
Zero. Turning 50 soonish. Seeing how much longer I can grind it out is an interesting challenge, but I don't think I have much longer to go before my body simply shuts off from futility and despair
>>83776877Crazy retarded thread, the fact that you ask how much sex incels get and they give non zero answers. So many retards its unreal
>>837768771. when I was 18. We met in online game when I was 16. She was 27, married.
>>83789061incel doesn't necessarily mean virgin to me. could be that someone got laid forever ago and now can't regardless of how they try. most of these nonzero answers are total bullshit ofc
>>83776877Around 20.If prostitutes don't count, then 0.
>>83789129I feel like there is a lot of guys that get laid once or twice in HS or college and then never again. They aren't "incels" but are not realistically far from it. May be even worse since they don't have the bliss of ignorance on what sex feels like.
Almost 30 and 0Damn i hate itI ranked up 75 total rejections and was thinking of going full NEET hikkikomoriI am a gymcel with 150kg bench muscle ups and 10 percent body fat who drives both a lexux and mustang and still i am aloneI got just 2 months and then i will give up
>>83776877>in this thread, herpes mass spreaders
>>837768775 real plus 2 hookersThe best was this Greek milf with big tits who wanted me to get her pregnant. It didn't work because she was too old I think.
>>83777047Be an useful slut and show cock
>>83776877Zero sexZero kissesZero hugsOne hand holded (in elementary school)Every time I had a chance I wasted it by spilling my spaghetti hard.I am a lost cause.