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computer lab edition
logged out >>83736650
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Planting my seed in this thread.
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>>83810515
I remember using a computer like that, because my dad was a principle and whenever the school dump old computers I'd get a couple.
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just wokr uo, good morning r9gay
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>>83811169
good morning sir
it's the middle of the night
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>>83811169
gm senpai
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>>83811281
good morning sir
I ate a cheeseburger last night
>>83811169
good morning
>>83811264
good morning
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i just downloaded a music file hoping it was good. it wasnt. who the fuck makes a flac thats 16/44.1 and only has 2 channels?!?
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I want to kiss a boy :3
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Meow giving up on getting a bf (again) yay
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i want a boy(30+) to kiss me!
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>>83811965
noooooooo! we will get husbys this year, trust!
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>>83812003
Not scientifcally possible wa
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>>83811965
>Meow giving up on getting a bf (again) yay
>>83812003
>noooooooo! we will get husbys this year, trust!
kys stfu
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>>83812219
No u meow yay stupid fag
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I could fit my whole fist in there
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i bet that ass leaks
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>>83812304
It's not that Loose gloo
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cheese niggas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuhNH7RyNhk
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I have too much beard. I must trim but I am lazy.
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Slowly but surely it's all coming up anon
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is it bad that i leak a lot of pre before i even take my pants off when im gonna jerk it
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I have a second very important question. How do I tell if a guy is a bottom or top on a dating app when none of them specify. I don't want to assume, you know?
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>>83813546
You're gonna just have to ask
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>>83813554
Idk I don't want to be a creep I feel like that's just instantly making the conversation sexual? If we're not flirting or anything it feels inappropriate.
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>>83813570
In that case you're going to have to put your own position in your description
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my position is we're two guys that will need to do some wrestling
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>>83813484
why would that be bad you goof

i think youre just trying to titillate us all with thinking about stiff dripping cocks
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as if i need help
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Thank you anons for tolerating my questions. How is everyone doing? I haven't been here in a while. It's bunnyanon still doing good. How is the guy that likes to post possums? Do those two guys still make cute posts or did they finally share contact info. Is Christanon still harassing you all.

Here is a cool spider friend I met on a walk. It's an orb weaver. Very beautiful little guy/gal.
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Rip old thread.

Last day before I steart my fast. Going on a one meal 1000 cal fast tomorrow until the end of the month.

Making a big batch of stew and prepping smoothie packets with fresh fruit and veg. I find it way easier to handle if it's mostly liquids and all the meals are made.
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>>83814253
i met a very slim cat the other day

i was basically this cat exactly for haween lol
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probably going to buy that early access slop I was looking forward to even though it runs like shit and looks kind of ass
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>>83815001
but whyyyyy

if you cant keep yourself from still paying them theyll just keep making it worse

theres plenty of old games or newer ones you can pirate like...please dont feed the slop machine. what kinds of things do you like? whats the last game you liked? i might know something you could play fo free.
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top winter tip: you dont need hot chcoolate packets, you can just add nesquik to hot water and its actually the same thing but better. plus vitamins and minerals.
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I am in the right, I am being completely reasonable and if anyone has a problem with that then that's on them, affirm
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Most pointless title fight in ufc history, probably. However I was very happy to see old man volk outmaneuver the mexican brazilian once more. All's well that ends well.
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>>83815663
i've been playing and enjoying nuclear option (vid related), but it's a smaller scale game. i'll probably play kcd:2 i bought on sale a while back as i enjoyed the first and it has the medieval fighting that i'm itching for
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>>83815698
so true, king
>when someone says some dumbass shit that in a more reasonable age would get a brick chucked at their face
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>tfw no bf who isn't interested in assholes
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>>83815817
that's one of the best parts of a boy thougheverbeit
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>>83814253
Fake news, bunnyanon has suicided after failing to reinstall his metaphysically filthy OS. If you are his ghost then tell the thread how's your academic career going and why are you here again?
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>>83815825
That would be the pebis. If we're ranking boyparts assholes are on the ass end of that list.
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>>83815670
Now do the bottom winter tip
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>>83815865
i'll compromise and say penis is the best and then the asshole
you can bend a boy over and lap his asshole up while you stroke his cock and if you don't think feeling his asshole clench and dick throb simultaneously from bringing him to orgasm isn't the coolest shit then i don't want to talk to you son
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You can't talk about best parts of a boy without mentioning boyfeet
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>>83815939
boytum >.<
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pp>tummy>butt>hole>feet
order of attractiveness of boyparts.
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i've had some wine and i really hope it doesn't go over my daily calorie allowance. inshallah it doesn't or i'm doomed to become fat.
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>>83815848
Is bunnyanon still doing good*
And I guess that answers my question
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>>83816150
Maybe you could ask dutchie for additional information leading up to his tragic passing but I think they stopped talking unless they did it outside of the thread
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>>83815825
Bro, assholes are disgusting.

I just like the masculine figure and the penis. I don't want to go near any asshole and don't want anyone near mine.
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I got a job again after quitting on day one last week. Let's hope this time it lasts. I did confirm they actually do let you fucking sit down when there aren't customers here.
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>>83816315
>assholes are disgusting
UUUU
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I don't got no boyfriend, I don't got no husband, I don't got nothing to lose.
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>>83810515
>finally find gay partner
>trans man
Guess I'm going back to pussy, except now I can be topped~
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>>83815994
While I do agree boytum is one of the hottest things in observable universe everyone knows it's pp > feet > tummy > everything else
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>>83816650
I feel so self conscious about my belly it's not super big but it feels big yknow
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>>83815760
the fighting in kcd2 looks funny and cool, like mount and blade which i like but smoother and kinda better. however i dont usually have the patience for first person rpgs with all the like crafting and skills. i like that in an mmo but not alone, idk.

that nuclear option game looks fun, but flying games kind of make my head hurt. i liked world of tanks though which i played for rather a while, though not in a few years. if they made a world of tanks battle royale or larger scale game i would probably play a lot of it.
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>>83815994
i think we need a new word. stomach, tummy, abdomen, belly, none of them sound right to me. they dont capture the perfect valley when a skinny guy is stretching out between his ribs and pelvic lines. i call it the valley in my head, tracing the area from the last ribs down to the pubic fur. i like to rub my own when i'm stroking and imagine its someone else.
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>>83816885
kcd2 and mount and blade combat are nothing alike. It's way more complex in kcd2 and pulling the shit you do in m&b will get you killed.
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>>83816920
i mean i did say it looks better. mount and blade gets up to like hundreds of people fighting though. they just needed to have better formation forming and make infantry with spears actually work and push the scale up to the thousands and you would have something really incredible. mount and blade 2 was just prettier with the same basic fighting mechanics though. i tried it again a few weeks ago and yeah i would still rather play the original. but i have played enough of that to be tired of it without what i said above happening. wish they would have just kept releasing expansions for it. i'm back to playing turtlewow at the moment.
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>>83816707
damn that's crazy ahah
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fucked up how the economy is so fucked up rn i can't waste money on guns or expensive electronics but on boring shit like food and shelter
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In a perfect world I would have the spare income for several fleshlights in the shape of a dragon's mouth
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>>83817903
For display pieces, or to put your weenie in? I don't see a point for keeping more than 3 as toys, especially if they're from the same brand.
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>>83817960
I dunno maybe one would have good texture and the other will have intense pressure-sucking action.
Although actually I already own three fleshlights. One sleeve things, one transparent one, and one actually good one I got for half off because of...a coupon. And I never use them anyway
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i wouldn't be mad exactly if my fbf had a fleshlight but....
i'd definitly see it as a rival and say mean things to it when we're alone and celebrate my victory when i get him to stop using it
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chest(hairy)>lips(also hairy and very kissable)>pp(you already know why)>feet(hope they are ticklish)>butt(plump and squishy)
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>>83814253
welcome back :)
scary but nice spider
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i want to walk ten miles in the snow with you then drink hot nesquik
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nothings better than walking a far ways at night to mcdonalds or something when youre 2 young 4 car or just drunk/stonerd that is the fries of life
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the eighth episode of my show has been released https://kandybarre.substack.com/p/stupid-show-8-death-and-taxes-i-think

the "would you rather" is would you rather be roofied by bill cosby or trapped on the jeffrey sex island.

other than that, more talking about how to solve all the problems and never see the bad people again...just imagine never again seeing any of the people who let this become trump vs troon world. i dont mean like offing them. but no trust, no authority, no listening to a one of them. just imagine...anyway. itll take a lot of doing. but i also have one small concrete adventure planned for tomorrow. ill let you all know how that goes.
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i found this guy on tumblr who makes yugi/yami art i really like and i was considering sending him a message although he's 19
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however as i read further hes like one of those "i am literally married to yugi in reality and if you deny this or act like i'm not taken i will have a seizure" ppl lol

is that like real or just something people say. idk what to do.
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after all i too feel like i found a puzzle with many dark secrets, and something strange and awesome took a place in me.
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i never felt as innocent as yugi though. or not since i was very, very young. always dark thoughts a lot of the time, sleepless and dark eyed...
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perhaps i will just like his things and refloop them and see if he follows. how to convince someone real life could be more than fantasy marraige with yugi...idk. i suppose the nice thing about fantasy marriage is there's no worry in it.
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>>83819207
>is that like real or just something people say
everyone on tumblr has a waifu/husbando like that. I think it's required to sign up
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umnph myy fufkfn GOD the aroma of the [imported internet boy] not showered in days night sweats everywhere musky im pinning the blanket around my head and huffing his pheromones
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>>83819245
adorable piner moment
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I love my gay bf
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>>83817971
Do you own a noose? If so put it to good use you disgusting filthy subhuman. If not do get one quick!
>>83818386
Subhuman
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>>83820095
let's see your ranking then tough guy
unless you're a pu$$y
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GOLY XRAP
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another day, more mcslop whittling my money away.
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I said that this new year I'd work up the confidence to have a guy sit on my dick but one month has passed and I'm still not really feeling it.
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>>83819252
not true. i dont. i couldnt choose between yami yugi and rurouni kenshin and they still let me in.
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>>83821012
the mchiken is like three sixty nine now i cant do that

iud just go to popeye they got a real chicken sandwich for like a buck more

and if you want the mchicken style, checkers, two for four.
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>>83821176

I always get the burgers, if I want a chicken sandwich I go to chick fil a.
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fuckin ell i spoke too soon

>>83821186
i tried chick ill a once it was dry n bad

popeye gits it dont be a fool its tender and they have suace

one dry ass pickle on the chickle a and bready dry bun. popeye got the like brioche, a good pickle and its a dollar less. dont be stupid man.
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As I was trimming my beard I also decided to use multiple mirrors to trim some hair on the back of my neck and man, people were never meant to see their head from multiple angles. And here I thought I was starting to look fine
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*thoom* brkskhhkhrkrkkrbshlr
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went out for a fish dinner tonight, two slop meals. Captain Ds took forever and the cute boy who I see sometimes wasn't working tonight.
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Another day in my 30yo gay khhv life.
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>Late 20s
>khhv
I wonder if I'm actually gay. All the porn I consume is, so I guess I'm gay to the outside observer. But it doesn't matter regardless because due to how I grew up, I have never had any interest in other people. The opposite, I just feel distrust and something between ignorance and contempt.
The earliest weird thought memories I remember having were all pretty gay, but then I get all self-loathing thinking about that and my bad relationship with my dad because I wonder if 4ch really is right and I was molested or something.
Basically I'll never confirm if I'm really a fag because I don't want to get close enough to people to test, and if I am, I am paranoid that it was caused by something.
Thank you for reading my blog
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>>83824179
when people post stuff like this you know they were phoning in bed all day

you didnt lie in bed going soo crazy bitch you were just on the damn phone and i know it
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Man I'd go crazy laying in bed all day phone or not. Maybe I haven't hit that level of depression yet.
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>>83824241
same sorta maybe we should get close enough and rape each other to see if we actually wanted it
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>>83824646
well they might be going crazy but they still on the damn phone and the pictures should be accurate

number of people who would sleep a healthy 9 hours and forget all their problems if they just didnt phone in bed is like everyone. shits a killa.
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>>83824241
I'm also late 20s khhv but it's mostly down to being so ugly no one tries to get to know me, and also bring a bifag so I feel like whatever road I go, I'll regret.
Neither gender wants me so it's not like it's my choice.
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>>83824689
I never use my phone in bed and I still struggle to sleep sometimes. Insomnia sucks. I wonder if it's caused by a lack of boy cuddles.
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>>83824749
when i have it its caused by a lack of walking around which your legs expect to do for about 8hrs daily

fuck schoool i used to lay awake like 5 hrs a night from sitting all day
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Is it bad I wanna adopt a son as a gaycel?

I don't really know how phrase this but I'm a young single gay dude and wanna adopt a child when I hit my 40s. I don't think I'll ever marry, not because I don't want monogamy but because the gay dating market is horrid and I know I have standards that will probably never be reached.

I sometimes fantasize and daydream about having an adopted son and spending time with him. It seems really odd to think about considering my current age but I really just wanna give a boy a childhood I never had. It probably has to do a lot with wanting my "DNA" (NOT LITERALLY) to carry on. I don't mean to sound pessimestic but the current generation of children seem to lack good parental figures and I wanna make a small change in that, even if it only involves raising 1 child lol.

>inb4
I am not sexually attracted to children. I guess I just want someone to carry on my legacy. Hard to explain but basically that.
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>>83825185
what if theyre badd
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>>83824652
unlikely to work out even in my dreams when i have handsome guys actively coming on to me I try to get away from them and I have an unpleasant look on my face
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRZYOPRLh2Q

>>83825185
i think its alright, as long as you are a great dad
i fantasize [or rather, worry] very often about experiencing fatherhood and the joy of watching over a life thats growing, but its probably too ambitious for someone lacking charm and stable money, like me

my dream would be to have my own son through surrogacy and raise him like a best friend/apprentice/partner in crime; he is going to have fun in his childhood, and he is going to learn a lot
but alas, i shall be relegated to nameless grave or absent sperm donor father if im super lucky

i also have that need-to-make-an-heir instinct and pressure, and my siblings arent pulling their weight ;-;
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I ruined my life
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>>83826199
darn how is that
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Jeff Epstein is the reason this general exists.
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>>83825185
I'm going to adopt a son and give him a wonderful childhood filled with love, and all expressions of such
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>tfw no raze soldier bf
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Saw my coworker get pulled over. Stop crossing the double lines to cut in front of people, dummy
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>>83812297
How is it so pink?
Do you bleach it?
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Playan elden ring
>>83829526
No idea it just is mmkay
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more snow is falling and I don't want to risk getting mcslop again. oh woe is my fat neet life.
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>>83826488
he talked with a gender doctor about how how it would be to make futas real, but via putting dicks on women. no interest in guys whatsoever funnily.
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>>83829003
this retard behavior has made me ride an mfs ass honking til they get the f off my road
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the second smart episode (tenth overall) of my show has been released. this week i read a speech by a very ugly man (or so it says) who was denied his elected seat in parliament for ten years starting in 1769 despite continually being reelected during that time. the ruling party had him arrested & exiled at various points during this time, but despite his horrible ugliness, he persevered, and eventually struck one for liberty (and weird looking people everywhere) by arguing his way into his seat.

the last smart episode got up to 40 listens eventually so i shouldnt have been so pessimistic so quickly. the stupid ones still get ten times that though. but what can you do. dont let em get you down.
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>>83829843
oops i didnt even link it https://kandybarre.substack.com/p/stupid-smart-2 silly hee hee
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>>83824241
>>Late 20s
>Still repressing
Grim
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>>83829886
i'm gonna shoot you in the head mentally until you die in real life
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>>83829928
>"I don't know if I'm really gay"
>Is really gay
Grow up, dude. We get it. Internalized homophobia. You hate being one. Blah blah blah. Same old gincel shit.
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>>83829942
oh youre back huh

acting as you always do like that post from 16 hours ago was definitely me because who else would it be

please, please get a life. please. my god. it is so hard to believe that you actually do what you do. please, please, please get a life. my GOD.
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>>83829955
The irony of a khhv telling someone else to get a life. Like, after you sis. You have every clue in your entire life showing you that you are indeed a homosexual, you literally hang in the homosexual thread, but you still can't admit it to yourself lmao. There are teenager gays with more self awareness.
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>>83829975
i come here to have fun because i like it

you come here to have a ten hour piss fest and a bad time

see how that's different?

unless you actually like us, in which case stop repressing. but basically either you secretly like us & that's why you do it or you're a literal deranged asshole. its really just those two possibilities.
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>>83829992
More like you have nowhere else to bitch about being a repressed closeted homosexual in denial. Nearing 30 but still living the same celibate life from when you were a teen, sis. Get over it and grow up.
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>>83830033
what is it really like inside your head when you keep saying this on repeat for ten hours?
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i saw the king of pigeons

barely managed to escape before his horde pecked me to pieces
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>>83830062
You're nearing two decades of asking yourself "am I really gay" while being in the gay thread everyday. surely you know all about cognitive repetition.
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how can you watct only gay porn and still have any doubt about being gay
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>>83830084
yeah because i'm totally that poster from 16 hours ago who wrote completely differently

your game is a closed loop at this point, literally everyone knows exactly what youre going to say next. and so we're all just left wondering, what is it really like in there?

some seem quite confident that youre a bot because of the repetitiveness and consistency of your responses. i however do not agree. your patterns seem to me quite consistent with others ive known to use the internet under the influence of stimulating psychoactive substances. you might deny this, but i seen what i seen.
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>>83830098
he knows he's gay, the real doubt is how will he accept that and move on
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straight men react to men kissing men like like seeing maggots, it is that replsuive to them. If you can watch two men (real manly men and not femboys or traps) go at it without gagging, much less get hard and coom then buddy you're one of us, end of discussion.
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>>83830101
then why do you feel the need to jump to that random anon's defense like you're the official lawyer for repressed homos?
Him being a nearly 30 yo virgin touched your heart? Does it feel familiar?
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>>83830111
>how will he accept that and move on
nta but how?
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>>83830132
i'm not jumping to anyone's defense in particular, i'm telling you to shut the fuck up and go away forever in particular. someone is too shy and nervous to try dating someone and your "help" is to call him a fucking "repressor"? you are just a shitty mean person lol. that is not a serious intent to help someone in any universe. you are a shitty mean bully. good day.
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>>83830148
If you're late 20s and still a khhv, hope is dim. Your thirst should be the strongest impulse that makes you break out of your shell. If that didn't do the trick, what will? What force on earth will make you go out of your comfort zone and face your inhibitions when lust and longing for love didn't do the trick?
But if you still have hope, just leave incel echo chambers behind and focus on going out irl to meet other LGBT people.
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>>83830112
but that's just social conditioning, it's said in that stufy. if you grow up in an environment that's more open to gays then even if you aren't one seeing two men kiss won't freak you out
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>>83830182
It won't make your dick hard either, though. Watching gay porn your whole life just means you're gay. Whether or not you accept that is a different issue
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>>83830182
it still won't get you hard unless you're attracted to men. At best it'll just be neutral.
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>>83830155
lmao you definitely jumped to that 30 incel defense like you were legally required to. Like you were standing up for your equal.
>Too shy and nervous to try dating
Try dating? Mate, this is about a late 20s person who has watched gay porn, fantasized about gay love, and hangs around in the gay thread, for years, but still can't bring himself to say "I'm gay" without a whole paragraph of half baked rationalization about not being "sure" about it.
If this ain't repression, what is it? What will it take to make the 30 yo virgin with gay thoughts to admit being gay?
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>>83830155
>too shy and nervous to try dating
I wish gincels would just admit that instead of blaming other queers for their own shortcomings. Or even worse, not even owning up to their homosexuality.
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Walking around barefoot seems gross even if your floors are clean. And I say that despite liking how feet look.
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>>83830835
another win for us sock fetish fags
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Feel like crying, people are sadistick fucks. I wish I could get back to them but I am too weak and frail little gay
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>>83830112
I like seeing men kiss, but I like men being loving and warm to each other more and sometimes feel like two men kissing and being super intimate without sex is sort of weird, unless they're 2d. I guess the homophobia from my young self environment is still there, but It's nothing much that I act on it or feel disgusted by it, just weird
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Jesus, didn't think I'd ruin the thread, my bad.
>>83824241
>>83825997
These two are the only posts by me. I've probably posted in this general before, but it would have been years ago, and only once or twice. Nothing I remember.
>>83829886
>>83829942
>Same old shit
Yeah, I'm aware. I don't do anything about it because, among other reasons, I have a really strong distaste for how people stick you in the gay bucket. This weird guy I know? This cool guy I know? This quiet guy I know? The guy in the cubicle behind me? Even in unrelated conversations by people with nothing against it (ostensibly) it becomes "this gay guy", "my gay coworker". I think people already suspect it of me because I'm not that masculine and an eternal bachelor, but those are the kinds of things people keep to themselves. It becomes your defining quality to people. This isn't exclusive to straight people, see the fucking guy calling who he thinks is me 'sis' repeatedly.
>>83830084
>>83830098
>>83830111
I think I am, just wondering if, because of how my life was, that it's like some kind of metastasized form of prison gay. It would be preferable to me if it was something I always was, but I have no way of ever knowing that.
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>>83831561
do you see yourself being in bed with a girl? Or would you prefer to cuddle with a guy? Think with your heart, and your penis, not with your brain
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Today's vitamin gummy gacha was two strawberry flavored ones. Peng!
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>>83831667
you sound very cute
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what's a vitamin gummy gacha? Aren't gachas an online thing..?
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>>83831674
Ty
>>83831694
It's just me taking vitamins. There are different flavors and strawberry is the best one. I don't know which flavor it'll be until I take some out of the bottle
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>>83831711
why are you taking vitamins?
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>>83831797
For vitamin D, but really it's just a habit I've formed to take them
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>>83831694
gachapon are actually these capsule things from machines. my favorite is choobys.
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I'm so tired of this winter, it's comfy at first but now it's old. Bring on the spring even though with it comes the dreaded grass mowing and the inevitable letter yearly letter from the city.
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>>83831901
are they like keychains?
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I'm going back to my old ways

Who wants to be my blonde twink bf???
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My leg and hip are hurting again same with my hand. I'm just going to go back to complaining all the time.
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>>83831561
Glad I'm not the only late 20s khhv. Please don't ascend and leave me here.
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>>83831984
theyre just funky little things. you could call some of them fidget toys i suppose. choobys are fun to squish and stretch, and its fun to crush a number of them into a ball as tight as you can in your fist, cause they take a minute to unstick, unsquish and come apart. good old fashioned fun.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h8qfO0ZFvo

one of the better kanye songs of the last 7 years
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It's still cold out but it's getting warmer
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it's back to the deep freeze next week and then it will warm up at least back to normal for this time of year.
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>>83831561
>stick you in the gay bucket.
not really a problem when you in fact belong right in that bucket, you are indeed gay and you come willingly to gay places like this so you can be gay and talk about being gay with a bunch of other gays.
Don't you get it? Your issue is crystal clear to anyone but yourself: homophobia against the self. You don't want people to put you in the gay bracket because you don't want to be in the gay bracket and deal with all the bad things that come with it. you just want to be good and old closeted bitch that you currently are.
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>>83831561
>I think I am
You think? I'm sorry bro, you're not being sure is just delusional and lacking self awareness. Every reader can see how obviously gay you are from the little information you gave us so far.
>metastasized prison gay
What bullshit rationalization is this? Do you think it matters why or how you are gay? All that matters now is that you don't embrace it, you fight against it and keep it suppressed, with drastic consequences to mental health
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its so embarrassing when strong, big guys have their noses buried in their phones. like if youre small like me i guess i get it sort of, but when youre six two and can leap tall buildings in a single bound? wtf are you doing online? go fight crime or smthing superman.
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>>83831572
Guy.
>>83832552
I meant that as "I believe I'm a homosexual.", not "I...think??? I'm a homosexual maybe?". The ambiguity to me is just the fact that anti-gays claim father issues or molestation as being the cause of it, not anything natural. I fall into that first camp, am paranoid about the second camp, and I worry that my orientation isn't legitimate because of not only this, but because I haven't 'proven it' by acting on it with someone else.
>Do you think it matters why you're gay?
Yeah. Every straight guy doesn't think about why they are how they are. I do, and I don't get to have an answer. I'm surprised I don't see this question asked by gays more often, though I guess that's what's happening when they get really into church and marry beards.
>>83832529
If being in that bucket means that no one will ever judge you on your own actual merits and flaws again, then yeah I think that's a real tradeoff to being a 'good and old closeted bitch'.
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Should I shave tonight?
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>>83832885
i am then im gonna puff a big blue dream
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>>83832787
>I'm a homosexual
>maybe?
lol you can't even say it, can you? Maybe, anon? It's not "maybe" at all, it's dead sure. Can't you even admit it out loud after all those years?
>anti gays
Are you one of them? Then why the hell do you care about what they think? The opinions of homophobes... That's one thing you can't afford to care about.
>my orientation is not legitimate because of homophobic lies and pseudoscientific bullshit about the origin of gays
More like you believe those lies. You're gay because that's what you are, you were not made that way and can't be set back to factory settings.
>Yes it matters why I'm gay
It really doesn't. The end result is the same. What really matters here is that regardless of why you're gay, you haven't accepted being gay. You're still clinging to this notion that you're not legitimately gay, and therefore can reject the label all together. It's like you're coping your way i to believing you can be anything else other than what you are.
>straight guy doesn't think about why they are how they are
One day you will realize that just like the straight guy, you don't have to think about it either. You can just be gay and move on with your life.
Nobody is granted answers in this life about anything. You are rejecting your nature because of your own homophobic upbringing
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>>83832787
People will judge you on your merits and flaws just the same, and they will keep labeling you as gay as they already do. You are catastrophizing a situation that's not that serious outside of Africa or the middle east. People around you already put you in the gay bin, you don't pass as straight. Caring about other people's judgment is bad business for any gay.
You don't want to be put in that bucket because you think that being gay in on itself is a demerit, a flaw or a sin. When you deconstruct these homophobic opinions, you will no longer care about being "underestimated" or put into any "boxes" or "buckets" because you will be confident in yourself. Right now you're more like a pile of insecurities that cares far too much about what other people think.
Remember that being a good and old closeted bitch comes with downsides: celibacy, loneliness.
Being out has downsides too, but also upsides that you're longing for: romance, self-confidence and friendships
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>>83832885
Expecting someone Chad?
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having garlic toast for dinner 10pm because I don't feel like doing anything else.

A new rock bottom for me,just coasting on until the money's gone. Got the property tax bill today as well, another 1400 gone when I pay it.
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>>83832743
Think you're slick huh?
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i think my brother's annual property tax is something crazy like 30k
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I'M SHITTIN MUH PANTZ!



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