Windermere edition
I've been thereOn a boat!
This might be the last britfeel thread ever
>>83828760looks pleasant
I wanna find some new porn of teenagers
>>83828775It's a lake
This might be the last poo ever
This might be the lass pee ever
>>83828760>lass pee
>>83828816Bollocks you've got me.
>>83828844But he quoted the wrong post lol
>>83828856>A reverse mongboy.jpg
>>83828760Those Windermere peaks look like a perfect place to cry
Right that's it, I'm starting a new Dark Souls run
Young women are beautiful things that were made to be fucked
Have any of you lads ever woke up one morning and decided to put a 120 year old bomb up your arse?
>>83828884Mad how I had a few teenage gf who wanted me to shag them and I just never did.I wanted to, just had nowhere to go.Could have all been so different.
>>83828887I do have some WW2 medals, who knows what I could get up to with them one day.
>>83828892Teenage girls are optimised for sex
>>83828784well, some lakes aren't pleasant.but that one is positively idyllic. land of my ancestors.
>>83828760>Lake Windymare
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15520263/Gen-Z-intelligent-neuroscientist.htmlGenZ confirmed tards by research.It's the frontlines for you all.
>>83828948But every white country has spent the last 15 years importing 65-85 IQ Africans and Indians.I doubt China has had a drop in intelligence.
>>83828963tbf its by "scientists" who are retarded outside of their field that being sociology and politics.So he's right, but has placed it all on technology because he didn't consider low IQ immigrants.
>>83828907Looks like just another lake to me
Me and Ebin watching a sad movie together and crying
NOT IN FRONT OF THE POISON MAN!
chest hurts back hurtspop undelivered('can't find the front door', my foot)present undelivered(didn't even know i was getting one)just had choccies + coffeefeel sick tbqh
Burger here wondering what the fuck happened to this thread. Did you all go to /int/?
>>83829371HelperLad got bullied off the site, kicked off the footy team, and his benefits cancelled.
>>83829415>HelperLad got bullied off the site, kicked off the footy team, and his benefits cancelled.Proof?
>>83829424>Proof?Do you see him posting here?
>>83829371evil trollsters driving a wedge between everyone. it's some blase/ironic gen z stuff so tbqh i don't fully get it. but the signal/noise ratio has flipped.of who sticks around, have a read through the last thread. actual conspiracy theory shit (could all be 100% true, it'd still be US news and not international news).
Feel sick. Almost passed out. I'm killing myself with my alcoholism.
What do you lads think of Zack Polanski and the Greens. A cult is building around him with young women.
>>83829542He's a failed hypnotist who used to hypnotise women into getting bigger breasts, a Jewish supremacist who hates Britain, and who wants to destroy Britain and cares about the environment not one bit.Women are retarded and shouldn't be allowed to vote. They're completely motivated by feelings and have their emotions that should go towards their baby manipulated by psychopaths into feeling sorry for people that want to rape and kill them or for inanimate objects.
>>83829542to be honest he seems nice enough. just a bit...young/naive? like a mental teenager.that whole drugs thing was daft. i don't buy any white British adults who say they've never drank or taken drugs (even if you're lying, the SMARTER lie is 'fine, i'll be candid: i've TRIED it, it just wasn't for me. however...')i agree with the actual policy but i'm sick of personality and presentation being more important than beliefs/practice. going to assume someone has coined 'vibes politics' or similar by now.
>>83829595You agree with his policies? I assume you are gay and/or a paedophile?
>>83829604>You agree with his policies? not his specifically, but i've agreed with the Green Party more than i'd have ever believed these past few years.don't give a shit that he's gay. being Jewish MIGHT affect his leadership/decisions, but it comes off like he's 'proud of being Jewish' (???) rather than actually practising the religion. i'd find it weird if the leader of the Greens claimed to be a devout Catholic or a stalwart Muslim.stopped clocks, and all that.
>>83829542rat faCED jews are being pushed in media as desirable, look at that DUNC twink jew rat, and the flash ratboy. Jewish rats faces everywhere.As >>83829573said, the vote of women should be removed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
>>83829633Do you even know what any green policies are? It sounds like you just assume what they are because of the name of the party. Which sadly seems to be where most of their support comes from.Zack is so proud of being ethnically Jewish that he changed his name from David Paulden, to sound more Jewish.
>>83829655>Do you even know what any green policies are? It sounds like you just assume what they are because of the name of the party. Which sadly seems to be where most of their support comes from.yep, i've voted Green thrice (3ice) now. local councillor is nice, actually doing shit about the fly-tipping and so on. haven't agreed with Labour since the 2019 manifesto and even that might have been a pipe dream. Starmer has U-turned on the most basic policies, they keep purging the 'old-school Labour' types and dumping random non-local people into 'safe' northern seats.again, i'm as surprised as anyone. it's actually the social justice and environmental policies i care the least about. how they'd actually do in government? fuck knows. i just don't trust Labour any more, and i don't agree with Reform in the longer-term.
>>83829655>ethnically JewishAnother reason not to vote for the hypnotist
>>83829702You are just a left wing lunatic. Greens do not care at all about the environment, pretty much the opposite. They will trash the countryside. Their main policies are being pro-Islam and teaching children that they need to have sex changes.
>>83829752i only care somewhat about the environment. i give way more of a shit about e.g. renationalising public services and a 'wealth tax' (whether THAT works in the longer term, fuck knows--tbqh it should never have come to this).if all these parties suddenly popped up today, i would not vote Labour or Reform. i would vote Green with a few reservations. simple as.
>>83829792We could tax the banks and solve all the debt problems, the less you use of their money the more tax payments to you you can claim from them.
The Greens are a mix of watermelons (Green on the outside but red on the inside; actually just socialists in fancy dress) and Kiwis (Green all through; mostly concerned about trees and endangered species more than anything). Polanski has been so successful in raising the profile of the party that he can keep these two groups from fighting for now. His anti-nuclear position is retarded. Wind are solar just are not cost effective right now. We have the highest electricity prices in the fucking world which makes literally fucking everything more expensive. We fucking need to bring down the cost of electricity and just blowing money on inefficient but green tech will not help that. A diverse energy sources are needed, yes. We are way too reliant on gas and the price of gas internationally skyrocketed after the Ukraine war so we got fucked. We need nuclear, coal, oil, gas, solar, wind all competing with each other so that we are not reliant on one.
>From the pond to the pavement, the message is clear, The smell of the vapor is the scent of our fear. You drench us in oil, you light up the dark, But a thousand wet voices will smother your spark!>How can you burn what was born in the wet? How can you sleep when a lid is now dead? The fuel is a fever, the fire's a lie, Frogs shouldn't sizzle, and frens shouldn't die!>No more petrol! No more pain! Give us the river! Give us the rain! No more petrol! No more pain! Give us the river! Give us the rain!
>>83830250imagine all those froggers drenched in petrol screaming in agony as they painfully expire, phwoar
one good napalm run and all these froggoids would be gone
"images of feelshire"the beige buffet was feel streets favourite takeaway, serving lads, apus and spaccas with its vast array of beige foodstuffs and its famous variety of wepsis. after an apu was found dead in a little tykes coupe rioters burnt it down. Saadly. the smell of hundreds of potato smilies getting cooked in the flames tempted hungry helpers inside where they died in the blaze. the smell also caused scores of apus to start drooling which flooded the streets causing several deaths by drowning.
Apus burn nicely and their skin is very thin and permeable. On top of that once they catch alight they're often so obese they end up frying in their own fat.
>>83830312Going to take years to rebuild it de lid. Dozens dead on Feel Street and the number is rising every day. It not right. All those tattie waffles, sweet and sour chicken balls and webab wraps gone like tears in the rain.
>vaporuh, mods...???
>>83830334Apus spend hours binging on American television programmes when they're not eating or loitering around.
>>83830312>beige foodstuffs and its famous variety of wepsisnot sure if 'Pepsis' or 'sepsis'.
apus have been known to spontaneously combust before, no idea what the big deal is
the nice Amazon man just did a redelivery where he carried the heavy boxes up the stairs to my flat.
may have gone over my data limit seeding Sabrina the Teenage Witch on my phone out of wi-fi range.still better than plugging in a USB cable and transferring the completed files from my PC. wires? what is this, 2005?
Might get baked tonight, you?
>>83830370>heavy boxesGive me a tip
>>83830331they can rebuild the building but not the memories :(>>83830358both
Don't inform the Apus yet but the son of Muammar Gaddafi has been assassinated.
>>83830545"We came! We saw! He died! Haha!" - Hillary Clinton 2011
Having me a curry from iceland tonight, it gonna be lush x
day 9 of no jungle pussy
Have had 3 sausages, 12 chips, 1 cheese and pickle sandwich, tin of mackrel, tin of beans, two potatoes, 4 sherbert lemons, 3 coffees 5 fig rolls and 4 ginger biscuits and I'm STILL hungry.And i've had the heating on all day.
Polyester fucking bedsheets? Nah mate, not for me. Cotton does me right, if that's gonna be alright with you de lads.
>>83830715Are you hibernating any time soon lad?
Din dins tonight lads. Getting a bit bored of rib eye steaks now. Mum keeps buying them.
>>83830779how many grams that lad raw weight?
>>83830789No idea. They are always good cuts from the butcher we go to.
>>83830779corr enjoy blad x
>well-doneyou'd think after so many rib eye steaks, you'd develop some taste.
Apparently Bethesda are going to announce a fallout 3 remaster tonight I hope so, the original is absolutely fucked to play on modern hardware it's so broken and buggy.
>>83830848Well done? Excuse me. Not in my house it was cooked medium rare.
>birthday present from mate Acorrrr
>>83830875What did mate B get you?
>>83830895sleep apnoea machine.i wish.
>>83830875I'd be like ahahahahhaa you can keep this poisonous polyester fucking death trap """mate""" ahahahah then throw it right back at his miserable face
>>83830912i trust the fine folks over at Suzhou Caiyang Electric Warmer Technologies Co. Ltd.
>>83830733no, i usually do a week long hibernation around the middle of november i just eat and stay in bed for a week but the last few years it go later and then there wasnt one this year, I went to coop just no and got a suasage roll and creme egg, polished both those off and feel slightly saited.I am entering a trough phase of Tesosterone this week, might be it, eating like a pre menstural woman :/
>>83830875lush, put it on all night setting about 3 hours before bed switch it off when you get in, amazing sleep if you leave it on "all night" all night, costs like 12p for 8 hours of leccy.
Me? Cotton bedsheets all the way. All natural material, cool in the summer, warm in the winter. No electric needed, no fucking polyester to poison the air and strangle your body as you sleep.
That retro ghetto guy is going for the full SNES set. Good luck. Mega man X3 alone is over 3 grand. SNES prices today are insane there's no way I would be collecting for that system in 2026. https://youtu.be/78ftWrBquTc?si=iqUBVyaW8i2sOHVy
Jungle Bumsesh
>>83831094is this all driven by speculators or something, rather than people who actually play the games?i remember picrel going for 50+ quid at the time because it was a 'cult' game. i got lucky finding it for RRP in a random shop. but over time it's become cheaper rather than more rare and exclusive (maybe because it was released for other systems).same shit with the gold Wind Waker. 'it's a limited edition collector's item!!!' nah m8 everyone had it.
Didn't realise Vinegar Syndrome had an entire site for pornos. Apparently they used to sell them on their main site too? Mad.
>>83831157That's been ported to modern consoles too. I don't really see the benefit with physical games me, especially the modern ones that are just download codes in a box.
>>83831171it's probably some kino reference, but their logo looks like it's a porn company tbqh.
>>83831157I think as time goes on the more expensive games just keep getting more expensive as collectors are hoarding their copies. It's like a domino effect where one person lists it at 100 and then another lists it at 110 and then another at 120 and over time it just keeps creeping up.
>>83831197Well they got their start selling trashy exploitation and porno. When they started expanding and licensing more mainstream titles they started selling the classic porn with a different name. Probably a condition to get more prestigious titles to sell.
>>83831202>>83831157>>83831094I remember about 15 years ago I got a PS1 on eBay bundled with like 50 odd games for less than 50 quid. Decent games too like Rayman, GTA, Tomb Raider, Ape Escape etc.No chance of that now.
this one is for my wee pal lollers
>>83831094seems like he spends a few hundred on games every week wonder what kind of job he has
Phwaor gotten up me XQuite recuperating was it not
>>83831180games are ultimately ROMs/data, but i can understand people who want something tangible or they like collecting things. PlayStation actually ruined the magic a bit. just CDs in jewel cases, you COULD copy those.for me it's whether the item itself has value to someone. e.g. picrel is just cardboard but it WAS from a game people actually play, then people were willing to pay for the rarer cards. Beanie Babies or (new) Pokemon cards, it's 'investors' trying to dupe each other into thinking they'll be valuable some day.
SSM got bullied off YouTubes. It not right.
>>83831239Probably construction or he has his own business if he's spending hundreds on games like he does.
>>83831247Almost 3 months now! Not right!
>>83831247He walk off Swanage pier. It's over.
>>83831268Not right what they did to him. He just wanted to share his life with the world.
>>83831268Wonder how much weight he as put on.
Perhaps Mark had been sectioned like when Timmy first went dark.
>>83831202Tales of Symphonia is a weird one because the reverse happened. it's 30 quid on eBay now. it WAS going for 60-80 quid second-hand on eBay when it was new (and games were 40 quid full price). just word-of-mouth about how it was a cool game, hard to find in the UK.>>83831213my mam gave away our Mega Drive + all the games to a friend at work. irritated teenage-me but it WAS just gathering dust in a cupboard. 2000s, so they weren't really 'retro' yet, just old. 'Mega Drive games - 50p each' at a car boot sale.
they got him x
Glad my name isn't in the Seaside FILES
>>83831364But it is in the Marie Healy files though.
"A few cuts here and a few cuts there, that will get me to where I want to be" - Mark Edwards commenting on committing benefit fraud.
is that lad who wants me to die kicking about? can't make any promises, but i just rescued this energy drink from the freezer before it exploded. who knows what will happen now.
>>83831247funny af best thing to happen in ages lad
The Apu's choccy egg has been ordered. Been really looking after my lid since that petrol wurder the other day. Some sick hateful fucks out on Feel Street nowadays.
he down to his last item he got nothing left
CAN UPDATE
>>83831461Fucking come back to youtube you fat bastard uploaf nao reee
>>83831461The trolls have won hes skint and disgraced. He was on top rate this and top rate that
>>83831448coor how much that set you back lad
>>83831448little does he know they've all been laced with hallucinogens and he's about to have a really bad trip
they can't legally call it 'chocolate' any more, they have to say it's 'chocolatey' baka
>>83831505ermmm, lid?
>>83831448I'd eat that in one sitting or vomit trying
>>83831549we don't know where that arrow is pointing on the Z axis.
>>83831559It's fucking hollow mate, wouldn't take much to scoff it.
Imagine the shitstorm if Prince Andrew off'd himself over this Epstein business. He's basically fucked his life forever. The Royal Family have already thrown him under the bus.
Imagine the shitstorm if Baldrew off'd himself over this Epstein business. He's basically fucked his life forever. The noncenest have already thrown him under the bus.
It's almost like they released the Epstein files as a humiliation ritual. "Look goyim, we do nonce and murder kids and you can do nothing about it". And they're right, the normies cared more about whether Ngubu signed for Norf or Souf FC yesterday.
>>83831632>humiliation ritualcan't take anyone who says shit like this seriously
>>83831601realistically, what consequences would he even face? 'his reputation is in tatters' isn't the same as going to prison.i doubt he feels guilt over shagging a 17-year-old, because that's normal here. her own suicide was decades later, because of her declining physical and mental health (as far as we all know).
>>83831653He'll probably fuck off to a nice little Caribbean island and bunker down for the rest of his life. Nice for some eh.
when will they release the uncle wearl files
>>83831741we already know the frogger is guilty as sin but can't be extradited from cambodia. heard he spends his days with young apus on his yacht and taking his vintage rolls royce to phnom penh to buy phallic shaped foodstuffs
>>83831724i mean in all fairness what's the actual crime? whatever you think morally, innocent-until-proven-guilty SHOULD become our standard again. he's a hilariously terrible liar (and it made for some of the best television in years) but what do people actually want when someone's just a bit 'icky'? he's lost his royal titles because of 'optics' rather than legal proceedings. wealthy people can and do go legitimately broke, but yeah, i doubt he'll ever be hurting for money. definitely not day-to-day needs like us mere mortals.it's possible i've missed something, i haven't kept up with every last detail here.
the bloke who invented Sonic the Hedgehog might be going to prison. some truly terrible crimes.
>>83831854>he bloke who invented Sonic>some truly terrible crimes.speeding? gotta go fast after all
saw two young men balaclavas riding bicycles on my way home, they were obviously up to no good
>>83831879nah lad Sonic 06 LOLbut gamer jokes aside, insider trading.
Tuppence and bum
My cock sliding in and out of a hairy tuppence
We all existing in life, are we not X
>call up Waterstones>order four blank exercise books + 'The Wisdom of Soundspacker'>receive five blank exercise books>mfw
>>83832123I'm existing and that's about it
two sennas down the hatch, before i dig into these Slimfast meal bars.
release the chat logs you bald bastard
one shandy bass please
>he's STILL posting about Andrew even though he hasn't posted here in yearsseethemong really is a pathetic loser
Comfy one tonight before bedgehttps://youtu.be/Tx3bIE92Yds
It not right what prince andrew did to those kids
After a hard day's dossing, just got enough energy to get back to base, get fed a kitkat, then log off.
>>83832528>living in whatever apocalypse/survival game this is>forget whether you parked your car in abandoned factory #2 or #3fug.
>>83832560Dude, where's my factory
are we at the point where these dedicated GPS devices are essential survivalist kit? if zombies took over or there was a power outage, i MIGHT know where i can lift a radio and a compass. but i only know one lad who actually has one of these GPS thingies. and that's just here on /britfeel/, not actually IRL.
>ChudbarakJust what exactly was meant by this
Midnite lunchington digesting rn XPhwoar
>>83832614I wonder if he still enjoys a wander? Hope he's out there enjoying himself.
Can you take HHL back pleaseHe's pretending to be soundspacker and talking to himself on /brit/
>>83832123Wish I was kill no cap
>>83832867can yous start linking these posts? some lads will complain its irrelevant. me? i just cba to trawl through the thread. cheers x
>>83833040>>>/int/218980323>>>/int/218980657>>>/int/218980334>>>/int/218980850>>>/int/218980862>>>/int/218980923>>>/int/218981005>corr>finkin wiv me and hhl at the wheel>diss is now a /britfeel/ womf general
2nd spaffington for tonite XPhwoar
>>83833078that HAS to be a 'false flag' or even, hopefully, just a joke?if that's actually HHL, and it's not a joke, he got the syntax/cadence all wrong.he'll just come back here anyway. he always does.
>Sabrina, you farted in class? well, all teenagers do embarrassing things. just wait through it, kids will forget and they'll move on :)wonder if they're allowed to show this one in repeats. that's terrible/harmful life advice in the era of smartphones.
For me, it's farting
Sabrina the teenage bitch
they banned this episode of Peppa Pig in Australia, for telling kids that spiders can be frens.
That announcement Bethesda was going to make was a gay 3D tour of the lucky 38 casino not the fallout 3 remake. Fuck off. I can already see the lucky 38 casino in champ in FNV. What a load of shite that was. Incompetent cunts. It's going to be the 2030s when we get a new fallout game, mong spastic Todd Howard needs to swallow his pride and let other studios make fallout games because the way Bethesda are doing them it takes over a decade to do it. Shite.
You wish you had his lifestyle wagies fucking prime females for decades. Get back to your shit deadend job and slave for mr shekelstein. At least I'm a fucking NEET. I'll never work again.
>>83833455You could be fucking prime females if you had a job
>>83833467Nope it's not like that at all if you're genetically unattractive to females. Only lots and lots of money will sway the female.
>>83833473You're not genetically unattractive though just lazy
>>83833492How the fuck would you know fucking retard. Normie NPC mongs don't believe unattractive people exist now lol.
>>83833511Lol touched a nerve, did I? Get a job, mong.
>>83833526Mongboy thinks working in Poundland at 36 will result in pussy. Can tell you were in the special class in school.
>>83833545Poundland doesn't operate in Turkey
>>83833553Your fat mother operates in Turkey getting shit on for money
Fucking sucks life has to be so grim and lonely for many british men. I wish I could have cute slavic girl.
>>83833601>pierced face tattooed used goods>cute
>>83833601Get a job in belgrade. That city has a great night life scene.
if your so intelligant just use youre intelligants to get a gf lol
The only named mong left here is Turkmong because he cannot post on /brit/ because of the flags LOL
>>83833608Not a real tattoo. Piercings are removable so that shouldn't be a big concern.>>83833610I can't afford to move anywhere. It's impossible for me to get a passport.
>>83833679I'm not Turkish lad. I'm a British loser neet up all night again hating my shit life.
>>83833703Hop over to /brit/ and post something ruthmongy then link the post here. You won't.
>>83833708/r9k/ has been my go to for a long time lad. I don't really use the other boards other than /g/.
>>83833719Lying little rat.
>>83833719So? You can go there now and make 1 post. Go on Mehmet let's see it.
Shall be doing the other chore real quick now X
psst don't worry RM, got you covered ;)
>>83833825sorry i was stroppy with you for not revealing your dream a couple of weeks ago.you posted that other dream earlier. you didn't HAVE to but you did, and IMO that makes you a top bloke.
