Is there anywhere you can move as a 28 year old man in America and be "young" again? I really want to start over, have another chance at life, have friends, be around hot girls. But in my little town everyone has kids by this age. Im willing to do anything or be anywhere. I just want to be part of the action.
>can you be young again at 28no you're 28. you're not old but time is linear and you cannot reverse it, enjoy what you have. this is all a mirage anyway and means absolutely fucking nothing - YOU get to decide what you value in life and how you want to spend (or waste) your one precious life (i choose to sit here eating tuna and typing to you for some reason, we can't all be prodigies)
>>83832526NO, YOU'RE PUSHING 30, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
>>83832536>>83832537bro we posted at the exact same second man dude whaaaaat oh my god bro
>28Sorry man, you're unc status now. No way around it. You can try to hang out places young people congregate, but you'll always immediately stand out as a weird old loser desperately trying to make up for lost youth. You missed your shot, you'll never be one of them.
>>83832526>28>be "young" againI really hope this is a joke and zoomers aren't actually this retarded. You have at least another decade or so of being young.
>>83832540I think our souls touched there for a moment...
just go to portland, that place is like loserville and everybody seems friendly too. you might find people like minded as you and then you can make new friends!
>>83832567Being young (21) is not even remotely the same as being young (31)
>>83832555Damn, cool thing to read shortly after turning 28. >Too old to relate to the young adults>Too manchild to relate to my own
>>83832526move to the afterlife you pedo, kys
>>83832526You can't fight time. Even if you believe time is an illusion and an abstraction and that we're all infinite because energy can never be destroyed my nigga you're 28 years old. Give it up unc, you ain't a kid anymore
>>83832567the entire decade of current twenty somethings is having a really hard time with being over 24. i blame social media becoming dominant with the 18-24 demographic and then replacing typical forum or other longform structures which skewed more technical and older. it's the reee normie meme but unfortunately for real, they should not have been introduced to the internet ecosystem past facebook or at least contained on tiktok and twitter.
>>8383252628 is young everywhere and you're wasting your youth worrying about shit like that instead of just enjoying the present.
>>83832572>PortlandYou purposefully didnt tell him about the crackheads huh
>>83832620I'm 28 and yeah I'm in this mindset. You're completely right though, back when I was a dumb ass kid I would stumble across forums where most users were computer savvy 20-30s guys. Now everywhere I go it's just young zoomers that I can't relate with. I wanna make friends with people my age but they've been shat out by an algorithm that doesn't want old people. Given how many people I've seen say "omg I'm ancient" when they're 20 makes me realise they're gonna get hit harder when their time comes.
>>83832620It's way more of an economic issue than a social media one. 15 years ago in college you would work over the summer pressure washing driveways or fixing cars, maybe do 1 internship, and then you'd land a nice job straight out of graduation. Now you need 3 fortune 500 internships and your own nonprofit to get an interview. No time to be young and have fun when failing at 22 means you are fucked for life.
>asks in the place full with the guys that in a couple of years will post about how they wasted their youth shitposting one here.What exactly was your plan here? You're basically asking your younger self.Which, judging by OP, wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed either.
>>8383252628 is really young if you don't have kids. You're not even 30 and your time and energy is stil yours alone. Just because literal highschoolers and college students with a highschooler mindset consider you old means nothing. You haven't even been able to legally drink for a decade yet. Now on the other hand, having kids at 20 will make you look and feel 50 by the time you're 30
>>83832639Idk read this thread, anon. These kids dont think of us as young. Once you are over 25 you are distinctly something else in todays world. OP probably needs to shift his desires
>>8383265015 years ago was 2011. When Occupy Wall Street happened. Anonymous was on this site. Kind of the point of their name, even if they were disliked and unwanted. The entire anti-1% thing. Wall Street bailouts. You new?
if youre baby faced you can get away with it, just move somewhere no one knows you and tell everyone youre 22
>>83832726Are you braindead perhaps? Why respond with this complete non sequitur?
honestly NYC but it's expensive as fuck and most people live with a lot of roomates in cool areas or in segregated neighborhoods (full of blacks/latinos)
>>83832670well you're posting on a board full of 15 year olds so of course they think all adults are old. the average age in america is 38 so you're young to the majority of people.
I'm 27, move to literally any major city and you can have this life. Nobody in a city has kids this young it's a lot more of a small town thing. Move to your state/country capital.
>>83832807Do you think OP wants to appear young to 40 year olds or 20 year olds? Come on
>>83832902The only thing that matters is that he accepts himself and enjoys his life.
in big cities nobody has kids at 28 except people on welfare
>>83832963Life is impossible to enjoy at our age, you've got 40 years of slaving away ahead of you for nothing, every woman that's an "appropriate" age for you is used up, passed around, body ruined with tattoos and septum piercing, not to mention her sole defining character trait is that she hates men.
>>83832555>>83832670I don't understand posts like these. We WERE young, we DID take our shots, and we just got rejected and ostracized over and over, and just gradually put less effort onto meeting friends and women. What are we "suddenly missing"? If you're considered an old loser now, 99 percent chance you were a young loser that got the same treatment anyway.This "agepill" shit jusr seems like a pointless form of masochism
>he fell for the psyop of old women>he thinks young girls don't want older boyfriends/husbandslol cretin. When I hit 30 it was my peak, I got the most attention from women ever. They were all young (around 20 or below)If you don't get an 18yo gf at 30 it's a skill issue.
>>83832526literally any city including cheap ones like pittsburgh and jacksonvilleif you go to the southside strip in pittsburgh after a steelers game its basically a whole-street party and the average age is probably like 48 not sure if youll be into the chicks there but them 30 something "still a sorority girl after a game" chicks be smokin so that would be on you sir
>>83833057yeah its kinda scary i get teens asking me for a ride if im sitting in my car like go away before your dad sees jeezis h
>>83832526sneed yorkeveryone is old there nowprobably other major cities are the same
>>83833306>everyone is old there nowEveryone everywhere is old now. Anywhere in the west. In 15 years itll be an ancient civilization
>>83832642Is it that bad? Have a job opportunity up there
fuck i wish i was 28 again.
>>83833057 How did you do it?t. 29yo
>>83832595What is pedophilic about this post you retarded bitch
