>back to dating app hell, getting no matches on hinge, the few matches I get fizzle out almost immediately>should have taken out that homely girl after all, should not have bailedI guess I learned my lessonsuch is the life of a sub 8 male
hinge or tinder or even bumble aren't for dudes like us, bro.there are websites you can use to show off your prose skills. pick up girls there. facebook maybe? myspace used to exist, possibly still does.my advice these days is to find a hobby that bitches are into. ballroom dancing is a good one. i found lots of women there but i was clumsy and autistic so didn't really do well, but if i'd stuck with it i'd probably have gotten gud.
>>83833132One of my first matches this go-round was an 18yo who used me as an age gap fling, and I stupidly fell in love with her. She liked me first on Hinge of all the unlikely things to happen. However, she got bored/found some other dude and that was that. I'm pretty sure the whole thing was Jewish demon Yahweh fucking with me directly. Odds are I will never have that again. Every time I plap some "curvy" slob, every time I fuck a hag who looks 10 years older than I am despite being the same age, I'm gonna remember the time I creampied an 18yo on my living room floor and NOTHING will live up to it.
>>83833301i had a fling with this 26 y.o with a 9/10 face card (but kind of shit body) when i was 20 who gave me the absolute best head i think 99% of men will ever receive in their life. i shit you not, my legs actually started shaking a little when she first went down on me until I got used to the feeling about 20 seconds later. my gf gives mediocre head even by most standards and i cannot seem to get her to improve despite her best efforts. i still think about that fling to this day, nothing will ever live up to it.
>>83833325Yeah, I've had head from precisely 1 woman who was anything to write home about. So much that I overall think receiving oral is shit. She was a homely woman in her late 20s who was somehow a vaginal virgin. I think she had some sort of sensitivity/pain or even psychological issues with it. We tried with a condom once and couldn't get going, so we just stuck to going down on each other. Good god she was the best.
>>83833337nice digits, also yeah. i wish i could enjoy head as much as most men seem to, but every woman (to be fair, only 4) apart from that 26yo just did nothing for me when it came to head. on the flipside, i made all of them have leg shaking orgasms from eating them out so i wonder where their enthusiasm was when it came to me.unfortunately for me, that 26yo was the second woman i ever had penetration with so the actual sex was kind of trash and she broke things off afterwards. I would give so much to experience that head again. She literally drained 5 nuts out of me that night, 3 of which were from oral alone bc she just enjoyed giving head that much.
>>83833132just broke up with my gf basically because she was betabuxing me but she was cute and nice other than not being that attracted to me so i am about to be back on the apps shortly. out of the frying pan and into the fire
>>83833301this is how "alpha widowed" women who get pump and dumped by monster cock chad feel btw
>>83833353>i wonder where their enthusiasm was when it came to me.because blowjobs don't make them feel good. i can understand it, seeing as i can't really look forward to eating out pussy myself. sucking a dick on the other hand...
Anon I am sowwy I don't know what "sub 8" means :(Tell me more about you tho :)
>>83833132not worth it bro, homely fat women are worse than being single.
>>83833198>my advice these days is to find a hobby that bitches are into.This only works if you can enjoy that hobby too. If not, you're either gonna get with someone who you have nothing in common with or you're going to have to drop the mask eventually and admit you didn't actually care about painting bird houses or whatever. Personally I'm fed up with having the only people in my life share 0 common interests with me so I'd prefer a girl who's into the hobbies I already have. Unfortunately all of them are pretty solitary and not woman adjacent.
>>83833301>plap some "curvy" slob, every time I fuck a hag who looks 10 years older than I am despite being the same ageit's brutal out there and this is just what it's like for 30+ anons. how to cope?
>>83833132>back to dating app hellabsolutely no sympathy, you deserve everything. Even if you have white skin, you're brown. Any man who uses dating apps is an honorary indian.
