Huh, huh! Oh, my. As of now, I am currently drinking hand sanitizer mixed with lime juice and tonic water. Tastes horrible, of course, but serves my purpose well. Desperately thought about killing myself and decided on "life." Here I am, here I go.
>>83834863Ew, how's that taste? I don't think hand sanitizer will kill you in small amounts so you're gonna have to drink a lot of it.
>>83834863Eh, cunt, ye know vhat? Amma sad and desperate. I'd kill for a second chance.
Do you want to talk about it, or no? Seems like you've already made up your mind.
>>83834863>explore le worldnah I have never willingly done this, I have been forced against my will to leave my home every time
>>83834880Howsa tatste? Like shit. I've drank hanny sanny many a time. I'll probably have heart palpitations tomorrow. If I'm lucky I'll die in my sleep.
>>83834894Jesus, dude. How much have you drank?
>>83834884 Not sure what there is to talk about.>>83834888Yeah, I don't care about life, I just hate working.>>83834903The whole bottle, of course. An additional five or six beers and eight shots of whiskey.
>>83834921>Not sure what there is to talk about.Whatever demon has burrowed its way into your guts, man.>The whole bottle, of course. An additional five or six beers and eight shots of whiskey.Must have a pretty high tolerance. So you didn't drink the hand sanitizer or what?
>>83834929I just finished the hand sanitizer. I went on an eight month drinking binge last year. I've had moments of sobriety, but my tolerance never came down.
Is it the hospital grade? The ones we have in the hospital I work you can smell across the room. Some alcoholics who come in will drink it as well since they're made with ethanol. The janitorial services will have to come in and switch it out when we get an alcoholic in.
>>83834957I believe the brand is Germ-X. It definitely has ethanol.
