>be me>in uni>first year>no significant issues>finish all assignments>except for one >fuck>get told that I can finish it during first two months of my 2nd year>months pass>I finish it>right before deadline>because I'm a lazy faggot>send the thing>"hey anon, you're aware that I'm also waiting fo the other two works, right?">tfw one overdue assignment snowballed into three>and I wasn't ever aware of them>and deadline's been reached>instead of properly getting the boot I just ghost everyone related to my uni>don't tell my family about the embarrassing failure>pretend that I'm still in uni>while "looking" for the job>(just neeting)how retarded am I?
>>83834935What kind of university boots you out on the first time you failed exam/assignment? Most give at least 2 chances per whatever you have to do
>>83834965>Most give at least 2 chances per whatever you have to doI had two, specifically by the end of semester+summer OR first months or my second yeartook the lazy option by postponing until final deadline like a faggot
Put your greentext into a language model and tell it to write an apology that petitions for your reenrollment at university. When you are in school you can rebound from this kind of thing but when you have a nonsense resume gap employers can be wary. It is not unlikely you would have to explain this to an employer anyway so why not instead come clean to your school and parents, who actually want to see you succeed? If you made an honest mistake it will be much easier to get back on a good track than trying to make it on your own.
>>83834992>language modelI'm too white for that
>>83834999Never mind; sell your boypussy to gay Israelis on holiday as you were born to do.