why are autistic girls so cute and lovable?
>>83834944No they aren't. They're all evil
That is just your idealistic fetish, anon. We're not.
>>83834944Autistic girl here, it's because I'm awesome>>83834947how
>>83834949>We're notWrong. Autistic women are cute. It's the men who aren't.
>>83834947>>83834949>>83834950>>83834961there is an autistic girl that makes my hear go doki doki
I think it's because not understanding a lot of the social mind games comes across as innocent? I'm just guessing, I don't really get why guys like me
>>83834970>I think it's because not understanding a lot of the social mind games comes across as innocent?For me, I understand them quite well. I used to not, but my mom made me socialize a lot as a child and you tend to learn eventually. It doesn't mean though we're not masking very well. I have to meltdown when I'm away because of how exhausting it is.
Because they all have a penis
>>83834990I got at least the most surface level ones, but I was never very good at a lot of them. Like I could never really be sure somebody wasn't messing with me if they were being nice. Then I got out of school and my work had me alone a lot of the time so I kind of regressed.
>>83834944I can get them to hump my butt and I love that
>>83835017I still at times cannot tell if the person is being sincere or sarcastic. Especially sarcasm. I won't realize it at first and will take things literally or at face value. It sometimes takes me a few to realize what their intentions are. Most of the time, it's sincere. Thankfully I've always been in a position where I had to socialize. I always hated it. JFC, did it learn to burnout. Guess there is no middle ground with it.
I like eccentric women who understand my sense of humour. It's the most attractive thing in a person but so rare. Most people are so boring. I talked to a chick recently online who is like that and I had a massive crush, the most emotions I've felt in years. Too bad they live on the other side of the world.
>>83835038I used to crash hard every night when I had to work around people. When it was just me it was fine, it just eventually became always just me and then I degraded. Sarcasm is still tough for me too. I just straight up tell them now that I'm not sure if they're being sarcastic or not.
>>83835047I understand that! It's still like that now. I have my scream pillow I always have to scream in at the end of the day after I get back from doing any kind of socializing. Had that since I was in elementary school. My mom hated that I did that, but accepted it is what I needed to do. Then, I have to relax a bit because I'm exhausted.
>>83834990>you tend to learn eventuallyIt's too difficult for me. I mean, I can kind of force myself to imitate normal people in short bursts if I'm talking to another guy but I can't maintain it. And women are pretty much impossible to talk to for me.
>>83835060Everyone has their different thresholds to it. It's why it's considered a spectrum now (hence "on the spectrum", lol). I'm at the mild end. I think my mom making me socialize so much did help on that.
>>83835056I eventually bought some secondhand exercise equipment and started dealing with the stress that way since it's at least healthy. Life has me socializing again more lately whether I like it or not and I've gotten a lot of use out of the bike because of it. After that it's a hot bath and just crashing. Make some hot chocolate in my favorite mug and lay in bed watching old movies at that point.
>>83834961>It's the men who aren't.Then why do all my girls flirt with me?
>>83834944They make me wanna pull my hair out, they never ask you any questions, they dont ask how your day is, they just want to stay in their own misery bubble. I thought as an autistic man our bubbles could fuze and we could live in one together but no, they will retreat anything and everything, hate themselves for it and not let me comfort them
>>83834944Still occassionally kek at that one anon who left his autistic gf at a public library and ghosted her
>>83835076Oh, exercise! That is always one of the go tos for everything. It is one of my coping mechanisms for just about everything. That is part of the reason I was in crosscountry when I was in high school and college. I liked to run just because, but my mom kind of pushed me to join a team. Cycling is also another good one! Hot baths after a workout is the best! Not only clean, but it's just relaxing! Oh and that's so great about the hot chocolate. You make me want to do that tonight.
>>83835087Autistics very rarely go well with other autistics
>>83835087u just gotta be patientmy autistic fren is slowly opening up and asking questions too
>>83835075>my mom making me socialize so much did help on that.That might have helped me but I was mostly just left to my own devices. Though the expectation for me to be normal was still there lol. Shit sucks
>>83835078You're probably physically attractive enough to compensate for being autistic
I had one. It was a nightmare. I'm glad it's over.
Imma go to college at 34 for Lab Technicia, it's 3 years and I hope it's full of autismos like me, hope they're women and cute so I can finally get a gf
Autistic girls are normally the most deceptively talented people I've met
>>83834944They have abhorrent social skills that people always reserve for male giga autismos. They become self aware of how bad their social skills are and it gives them anxiety, then you get an anxious, autistic mess that can barely function t has autistic gf
>>83834944I have a dick and pre-social transition. Am I cute and lovable?
>>83834961>It's the men who aren't.Can confirm
>>83835124not at all lmaoI'm fat and broke.
>>83834944They're at the baselineNon-autistic women have just been socially influenced out of all their cuteness and loveability.
>>83835090that is so mean and undeserving>>83835194this is so unbelievably sexy
I'm glad you noticed and for the fine compliment, OP!
>>83835266Then you're just not autistic
>>83835292How do I make this autistic girl like me more?
>>83835182Those chicks can be absolutely terrifying, you really don't want to fuck them over because they will hold a grudge like a women and are clever enough to make your life hell. It's like the personification of 4chans consentrated autism pulling off stunts for the lols.
How to get autistic gf?
>>83835431idktrying to woo one currently
>>83835328I'm already in a relationship :).
>>83834944autistic girls make good girl friends, not girlfriends, cause im not gaeh
>>83835444perfect! Then you would give the best advicehow did ur bf woo you?
>>83835289>this is so unbelievably sexyBelieve me, it's not. Insecurity and anxiety makes for the most unsexy sex times ever. Constant reassurance that she's being normal, that she's not making weird faces or shit
>>83835614>she doesn't affect normallyYou need to stop. I can only get so erect
>>83835444sharing is caring /s
what do autistic girls look like in real life?
>>83836895Lain, Rei, that sort of thing
>>83834944the real autistic ones are nice to talk tothe fake tiktok autists are evil
>>83836895like thisoriggy
>>83834944Even if a girl is autistic she won't be anything like a sperg male. Sperg men are incapable of masking.
>>83835229No you're worse than a loser, you're a loser that gave up. Come back to us and be a MAN
>>83834944You talk like they are everywhere, never met one, but no doubt they are Chad only too
>>83837749that look like the female version of that "eurasiantiger" guy that used to spam anti white male porn like 10 years ago.
>>83836895Cute!Of the two I know one is a short qt redhead and the other is a brunette with perky tits, latina booty and thicc thighs.
How do I woo this one autistic girl?Autistic women please help!
>>83838538Send her pics of sharpie in pooper
>>83838550Cmon gimme a serious answer!