What would you do if your mildly autistic gf would be cooking you a steak and pan-fried vegetables for dinner while wearing nothing but an apron?(Yes, she is a bit stinky since she hasn't showered for 5 days.)
>glasses I would not be in a relationship this woman in the first place
>>83835497This has to be the most homosexual sentence I have read on this site, and I have read a greentext story about a gay orgy.
>>83835493fug her(in her butthole)
>>83835493I'm autisticI cooked dinner for my ex once and he threw the plate at me because I had done the steak well done instead of rareI asked him earlier that day if he was fine with well done because I didn't want to make it too rare
>>83835579why do autist girls always end up with abusive retards?
>>83835493ye i'd love that. marry + plapsadly girls like that don't exist in europe
>>83835493how do i find a bf to play tradwife with?t. autistic foid with crippling social anxiety
>>83835589they enjoy it, same as normie foids. if they didn't wanna have plates thrown at their head, they would date someone else. but yknow, many such cases!>>83835603>tradwifeyou're gonna work for your fucking money
>>83835603Hi!Age and continent?
>>83835589There's something about autistic mannerisms that whether or not it's the case are interpreted by a lot of people as suggesting vulnerability, feebleness, naivety, etc. Naturally this attracts people who have a certain kind of predatory personality
>>83835601>marry + plapthis would fix me
>>83835493I'm very hygienic. I would not be okay with her being filthy.
>>83835626then move in with me? just don't expect chad, i'm an autistic nerd who plays games all day
>>83835629then you better bathe her
>>83835589There's a reason I said ex, I'm not dating him any more
>>83835497>>83835511>>83835555>>83835579>>83835589>vegetablesnice way to kill yourself
>>83835493My wife has tried doing this for me before and she found out the hard way an apron by itself is not enough to protect you from spills and burns and other kitchen hazards.She's not autistic, just shy and chubby and korean
>>83835643Was that the only time you cooked dinner for him or just the one time you cherrypicked to shit on him?
>>83835493I would be unbelievably placated and content with my life and her, especially because of the stink. This is my ideal woman.
>>83835579>because I had done the steak well done instead of rareDeserved, tbqh. Never do a steak well-done, that's just retarded.
>>83835680Cute. >tfw no shy chubby Korean gf burning herself to please you
>>83835686that was meant to be the start of me cooking dinner for him, he would complain about cooking dinner after getting home from work, then when I offered to cook he would always refuse, eventually he let me cook and I discussed with him in the morning if he was fine with well done, which apparently he was not
>>83835493Imagine her climbing on that table and squatting over that pan and laying a big girl dump on that steak
>>83835493This would be a regular occurrence, so no cause to get unusually pervy on her.Wrap my arms around her waist from behind and kiss the base of her neck as I look over her shoulder to see what's cookin' and we stay like that as we catch up about what happened while we were apart during the day.Honk her boobs and/or bootycheeks as we separate, and I go finish the rest of my returning-home routine.
>>83835693She's a really good cook tooI think she gets more satisfaction from me praising her homemaker skills than me incessantly seeking her out for sex(I have yellowfever and I love chubby girls and shy girls with glasses make me diamond hard)
>>83835730you can't just leave her like that after kissing her neck.(ngl reading this made me hump my pillow)
>>83835589i think it's just seen as easier to get away with abuse due to the lack of knowing social cues and usually more trusting nature of people. i used to have a few guys tell me how they liked how innocent i was
>>83835589>guy gets into a relationship with an autisma thinking it's gonna be like one of his cutesy animus>reality sinks in>he turns bitter and takes it out on her
>>83835762It's too good to rush.
>>83835730>>83835762Don't do that shit.Playing grab-ass with an open flame on the stove is a fire waiting to happen. You also don't wanna start fondling or grabbing her if she has the cutting board out and there's a knife somewhere.
>>83835800>Don't do that shit.Skill issue.
>>83835589>why do girls always end up with abusive retards?Fixed. Also they do it because women reserve the nice guy for the friendzone.
>bitch burned my steak
>>83835887Good thing she's been marinating her pussy for days so you have something else hearty and flavorful to eat.
>>83835762Can I be your pillow?Where are you?Northeast US by any chance?
>>83835996north europe....
>>83835493will she rub her pussy on that steak?
>>83835493you're so a fat fucking failure you'll never have this, not now not ever :)
Definitely go in for a kiss and feel her up. Need to marry a girl like this
You guys could not handle a girl like this
>>83835899>marinated pussy
you like autistic girls, don't you /r9k/?
>>83835579i also cook mine well done, i fear parasites
>>83837050they don't. they like these anime caricatures of what they think autistic women are like. i'm a real autist and moids hate me
>>83837079>i'm a real autist and moids hate mepost your feet with timestamp
>>83837087post dick with foreskin first
>>83837153That is not an equivalent exchange
>>83837175nta but i think it is
>>83835493Make her take a shower
>>83836067time to pack your bags and move in with me. come hump my leg instead of your pillow
>>83837079>i'm a real autist and moids hate medo you shave? do you do anal? do you swallow cum and piss? do you cum quick? how often would u fuck? how kinky are you?
>>83837586>piss swallowing
>>83835493Fuck her until she can't walk and then fuck her some more
>>83837050If their identity isn't "muh autism" yes. They are usually fun to be around.>>83835493My last ex was "autistic". I had to teach her how to cook. She actually became a really good cook over time.Funny enough her Autism diagnosis turned into Autism becoming her entirely personality and she became a self centered cunt who no longer felt bad about crash outs.
>>83835579Honestly deserved for ruining a steak. An animal died for no fucking reason only to be disrespected and wasted.
>>83835730vgh so cute
