[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 634mj.png (385 KB, 1702x1097)
385 KB
385 KB PNG
Would you date a girl that is obsessed with fat moid butts?
>>
>>83835776
Yes I want my girlfriend to rimjob me and jerk me off. No weird pegging shit though.
>>
File: 1725938724045043.png (474 KB, 934x745)
474 KB
474 KB PNG
I'd probably be concerned that she doesn't like my butt because it isn't very big.
>>
>>83835776
I'm not fat, but I'd love to have a girl hump my ass
>>
>>83835776
Only if I get to manhandle your own ass whenever I want as well.
>>
>>83835776
I got a plumbers crack real bad
>>
>>83835776
depends on how obsessed.. but yes i suppose i would.
>>
>>83835779
>I want a girl to do butt stuff to me
>no not THAT kind of butt stuff because that's weird!!
Huh? It's literally the same grade of gay.
>>
>>83835776
>fat moid butts
I'm not fat so probably not. I have a small butt that is also hairy. I'm also not into pegging but if she wanted to grope, fondle or finger my butt with long fingernails that would be fine
>>
I would only date a foid if she was an ass girl who groped me all the time
>>
>>83836065
Imagine her trying to hump you butt and getting frustrated because she can't fuck you
>>
File: 1708650526632.webm (2.24 MB, 722x406)
2.24 MB
2.24 MB WEBM
>>83835776
Yes, get in that bussy!
>>
Yes like that black girl on Twitter
>>
>>83836080
Imagine needing a prosthetic to be sexually active
>>
>>83836084
>Yes like that black girl on Twitter
who?
>>
>>83835914
It's really nothing alike, rimming is a submissive act done only with the most intimate parts of your own bodies. It's weird and maybe gross but it's also the most intimate you can be with a person.
Pegging is a performative circus act, with a stupid plastic toy, and I bet most of the time neither side feels anything but discomfort. I'm convinced no one does it in real life, at least no more than once.
>>
>>83835776
sounds like you have high testosterone levels, which is a no-go for me
>>
>>83836106
If you want someone to touch your ass you are literally gay though.
>>
>>83836113
Your opinion isn't as precious as you think it is, you don't need to repeat it.
>>
>>83836106
Be nice anon, that's the most a woman can do penetratively :(
>>
File: 1752423840743.mp4 (1.87 MB, 726x1080)
1.87 MB
1.87 MB MP4
>>83836097
First of all, using a prosthetic just allows women to pleasure their partner. They're more than capable of humping themselves to orgasm against a face or butt cheek without it, so they're actually being nice by using one. Secondly, technology has well surpassed nature in that regard. Penises simply can't compete with the plethora of options available to replace them. Not to mention men are stuck with one wiener for life and women can swap out prosthetics as much as they please.
>>
>>83836103
Candace Owens
>>
>>83836163
Men can wear sleeves though.
And even strapons if they want. Many actually do that wearing a chastity cage with a strapon. But a sleeve permits to also feel the insides of the other, while a strapon just cannot do that.
>>
>>83836123
I mean they could always fist you.
>>
>>83836191
Everybody can fist, that's hardly unique.
>>
>>83835776
>Would you date a girl that is obsessed with fat moid butts?
no girl wants to peg me tho
>>
>>83836122
Projection. You're the only one here getting upset over being told that you're gay for doing butt stuff.
>>
File: 1660775674430.webm (1.97 MB, 718x404)
1.97 MB
1.97 MB WEBM
>>83836110
Do not fear the high test woman.
>>
>>83836163
>Us women are so secure about not having a penis!
>We just need a big strapon horse dildo, size doesn't matter anyway
>>
>>83836097
Imagine needing the most sensitive part of your genitals cut off so it's not ugly and stinky so girls are willing to be sexually active with you
>>
>>83836750
?
Nobody need to cut it off?
>>
>>83836205
There's nothing to project, your retard take on fetishistic sex between a man and a woman being gay simply isn't any good.
>>
>>83836774
Umm babe your opinion isn't as precious as you think it is, so no need to repeat it. :)
>>
>>83836762
Good luck convincing some unlucky girl to suck on your stinky foreskin
>>
>>83836792
>Doesn't know about showers and not having a yeast infection
I'm sorry anon
>>
>>83836792
>it MUST be stinky because I'm very susceptible to propaganda
We know.
>>
My bf has such a perky perfect ass out of any guy I've ever dated. His butt cheeks are like two perfect orbs. No you may not see them but it pisses me off randoms can. I wish my big bootied scrote wore a burka in public I don't want others to perceive his posterior
>>
>>83836843
do you wish you had a penis so you could hotdog his buns?
>>
>>83836843
>No you may not see them but it pisses me off randoms can. I wish my big bootied scrote wore a burka in public I don't want others to perceive his posterior
kek
>>
>>83836854
No I just like smacking it and grabbing it when he's plowing me. He has this perfect v shaped torso and the booty balances him perfectly. If he were a statue in a city center he'd be rubbed shiny every day by entranced passerbys
>>
>>83836869
How about just humping it?
>>
>>83836874
No
Man I used to have a FWB that was perfect but he had no ass I'd go to grab his booty when he was fucking me and I'd sometimes touch his asshole. I don't get how he could ever sit with that glute deficiency
>>
File: IMG_4573.jpg (22 KB, 440x440)
22 KB
22 KB JPG
>>83836163
>women can hump themselves to orgasm against a face or butt cheek

C-can they?
>>
File: 1660364297929.webm (1.95 MB, 800x448)
1.95 MB
1.95 MB WEBM
>>83836990
Yeah it's common for women to masturbate by humping a pillow or stuffed animal, very easy to transfer that skill set to a living person.
>>
>>83835776
saw my coworker bend over yesterday he has a cute butt, its not fat but its shaped nice. i felt like a sexual predator though
>>
>>83837257
Being a woman is a mental prison
You should have no shame for appreciating his ass
>>
File: 1700653764541487.png (565 KB, 1008x1433)
565 KB
565 KB PNG
>>83837196
Always had the fantasy of a woman humping my butt for whatever reason but I never thought it was a thing women could actually get off from. So hot good fucking lord
>>
>>83836843
can i grope your bf's ass
>>
>>83836074
I'd get her a strap on in that case
>>
>>83836163
this has to be the most convoluted, mind-raped dicklet cope I have ever seen in my entire life
>>
>>83836113
Gay if he wants to be rimmed by a man retard. He's just degenerate
>>
>>83837564
Sure, $100/30 seconds
>>
>>83835914
Actually, i agree with him. Everyone has a mouth and and a tongue, but only dudes have dicks. If it's made by a woman, it's by definition not gay. Pegging on the other hand is just a pathetic immation of sex with a man, i'm convinced everyone who thinks they can like this and still be exclusively attracted to women is a bisexual on copium, that goes for the "lesbians" as well.
>>
>>83835776
I would. I have a really nice round guy butt so she would probably be into me bad.
>>
>>83838368
can I see your guy butt
>>
>>83838430
It's only for fembots (female)
>>
>>83838454
can I watch as you fuck a female then
>>
>>83838454
This response isn't me I also like trans girls and cute boys
>>
>>83838500
This post was made by an imposter. I do not like trannies or faggots



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.